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Chen Xi and Han Tianye finally appeared.

Applause, cheers, and whistles instantly filled the audience.

After a series of foreshadowing, the two finally made their debut on the stage, and the audience was very excited, and some of Chen Xi's fans almost fainted.

Their brother Xi actually, actually put on autumn, fragrance, and color gowns!

This coat makes Chen Xi look young and beautiful, and now there is a handsome and tall Han Tianye beside him, making Chen Xi look like a newlywed daughter-in-law even more.

"Our brother Xi is really too tender, too tender!"

"I never knew our brother Xi could be so charming. Sure enough, men have to rely on men to set off!"

"Oh my God! I'm about to sink in, who's going to fix me!"

With the fans screaming, Chen Xi and Han Tianye stood in front of the microphone.

Han Tianye was standing by the table, and Chen Xi was standing inside the table, with distinct roles of teasing and cheering.

"I'm very happy to be here to perform for everyone." Seeing that the applause subsided, Han Tianye spoke first.

"That's right." Chen Xi nodded.

"Everyone may be very unfamiliar with me, so let me introduce myself first." Han Tianye continued.

"Okay, let me introduce you first." When Chen Xi answered, his face was always facing the audience.

He could clearly see the 'long/short cannons' aimed at him under the stage. It seemed that today's audience really came prepared.

At this moment, Han Tianye, who was talking, glanced at Chen Xi beside him, and suddenly found that this person didn't look at him, and felt a little uncomfortable.

Generally speaking, when talking about cross talk, most fans will look at the teasers around them, listen and watch at the same time, grasp the timing of turning over the burden, and achieve verbal cooperation.

Of course, there is also the kind of flattery that doesn't look funny, just listens with your ears. Obviously, Chen Xi should belong to this kind.

But the reason why Chen Xi didn't want to watch Han Tianye was mainly because he was afraid of watching too much and dreaming at night. You must know that their show lasted for 45 minutes.

At this time, Chen Xi didn't know, he deliberately avoided, which made the people around him unhappy.

All he knew was that when he looked at the cameras under the stage and felt amused, someone grabbed his face and snapped it away.

"Why don't you look at me." Han Tianye grabbed Chen Xi's face and said to himself.

With just this one action, the audience screamed.

Hearing the deafening shout, Chen Xi immediately grabbed Han Tianye's hand away: "Why are you scratching my face, why should I look at you!"

Chen Xi rubbed his face, this man's hands are quite strong!

"Didn't you listen to the introduction from the people in front? We two have a good relationship. Since we have a good relationship, you have to look at me!" When Han Tianye said this, he leaned towards Chen Xi without any trace.

Seeing this, Chen Xi raised his arm and pushed Han Tianye away.

"Speak as you speak, don't get so close."

Han Amano was not annoyed either, he smiled and took a step back.

Chen Xi knew that Han Tianye was playing tricks at this time, so he quickly cooperated: "I'm watching what you are doing, I'm afraid that if you watch too much, you will have nightmares."

"I'm afraid of having nightmares..." Han Tianye smiled slightly, straightened his coat, looking very handsome, "I'm afraid you are having that kind of indescribable dream."

This baggage is really dirty and smelly, but the audience loves to hear:

"Hahaha!"

Chen Xi finally turned his body slightly sideways to Han Tianye, and glared at this person.

Now, it is neither accepted nor not accepted.

If you answer, you will be endlessly surrounded by the topic of "spring/dream";

For a moment, Chen Xi was in a dilemma.

Fortunately, Han Tianye brought the topic back at this time: "Don't get me wrong, we were all joking just now."

"You usually joke around with your friends like this." Chen Xi immediately turned on him when he saw the opportunity.

"No, this kind of joke is for you." Han Tianye said indifferently.

Chen Xi: "..."

"Hahaha!" The audience burst out laughing again.

Chen Xi wanted to slap himself in the mouth, so he shouldn't be so sloppy, but he also discovered that Han Tianye's teasing skills are quite good, and his reflexes are quite good, but in the end he suffered a disadvantage.

The show had to continue, Han Tianye began to lead the topic to Zhenghuo.

"If you want to say that there are a few words in the past that describe friends: one is noble and the other is cheap, friendship is instant, and death is life, friendship is friendship. We have to have friendship that entrusts wives and sons!"

"Oh, then you have to talk about it."

Finally getting to the point, Chen Xi also came alive.He hopes that the subsequent programs can go on smoothly.

The program "Trusting Wife and Presenting Son" mainly discusses the friendship between friends.

The whole work revolves around "One is expensive and the other is cheap, friendship is manifested; death is life, friendship is seen; passing through the house, the wife does not avoid it, who has the friendship of entrusting his wife and offering his son".

First of all, the funny people started to give examples to each other under the question of flattery, explaining what is meant by "one expensive and one cheap, friendship is a reality".

Amusement plays the role of the downcast, and Pingmen plays the role of the rich, with a disparity in status, and then shows the friendship between the two parties.

But cross talk is an art of satire.

Although "Wife and Son" revolves around the friendship between friends, the central idea is to satirize the disloyalty between friends, so in the work, the jokes will be uglinessed many times, and at the end of the show, they even put a cuckold on the fans, and the irony reaches to the extreme.

"In this way, let's make an analogy, and you are no longer the you who talk about cross talk now."

"Oh, then who am I?"

"You are a debt collector with billions of dollars in wealth, and I am very pitiful. I borrowed more than 20 yuan from you at the beginning. Oh, I lost money in this business, and I didn't even pay back the money I borrowed." There is no way, you came to me to collect debts." Han Tianye was heartbroken and looked very pitiful, but the audience laughed like crazy.

After all, as loyal spectators of Jiqingtang, especially the spectators of these four teams, of course they knew about Chen Xi's previous work, which was really a debt collector.

"Just wait a moment, just wait a moment." Chen Xi gritted his teeth.

What Han Tianye said was not good, why did he talk about the past!

The key is that this is different from the time when they were living together, this guy changed his life temporarily!

"I'm already a billionaire, why am I still a debt collector?" Chen Xi tugged at Han Amano's sleeve, with a reminder in his eyes.

Han Tianye didn't care, waved Chen Xi's hand away, and explained: "That's right, it's because you have money that you can release the money, but if you can't get the money back, you become a professional debt collectors."

"Hahaha!"

"Oh, so that's how it is." Chen Xi really wanted to kill Han Tianye, but he still had to continue digging through his burdens, "It turns out that Ma Yun, Ma Huateng and I are still walking together." debt collectors.

"You are different from them. People don't care about the money, it's only 20, drizzle, but you can't, you have to pay some interest on the money you donate to beggars, and you have to make dough. "

"Well, I'm such a jerk!"

"Hahaha!"

"It's because I lost my business and I have nowhere to go in the cold weather. At this moment, you came." Don't look at Han Tianye wearing a coat and looking like a nobleman, but when it comes to cross talk, he is also vivid , "I saw gongs and drums beating in the distance, and colorful flags fluttering. You drove towards me in a big gallop, and there was a large pair of people and horses behind the car, all of whom were debtors of yours."

"Yes." Chen Xin hummed, not intending to overturn the burden of 'little brother who needs debt'.

Speaking of which, when he asked Han Tianye for debts before, he really brought two subordinates with him. He was afraid that he would turn over his shoulders, and if Han Tianye continued to argue, the show would never end.

"Hula Fuck that group of people surrounded me, you slowly got out of the car and came to my side, when you saw me, you yelled 'Hey, isn't this the male god of my dreams? '"

As soon as these words fell, Chen Xi directly pushed Han Tianye, causing Han Tianye to stagger.

The audience screamed excitedly by this sentence, but they would have exclaimed in the next second.

The two of them also got started.

"Is it plausible, the topic just now is not over yet!"

Chen Xi scolded a little angrily.

He finally realized now that Han Tianye was obviously trying to take advantage of him on stage.

It's okay to cuddle and hug off the stage, but dare to be so bold on the stage!This is going crazy!

Han Tianye stood in front of the microphone again, without explaining what he said just now, and continued to talk about the cross talk: "I obviously know you, and tears came down at that time, this is my good partner, but I dare not Admit it, after all, I still owe you money." As he spoke, his expression became sad.

As soon as this was said, everyone laughed again.

Chen Xi: "..."

"But you've obviously been thinking about the money I owe you, and you just opened your mouth and called me Husband, is that you?"

Chen Xi started to push Han Tianye again, but Han Tian dodged it dexterously, with a good skill.

Chen Xi was a little angry: "Why did I call you husband, are you sleepy!"

"What husband? You heard it wrong. I was talking about Lao Kong. I always care about you borrowing money. Then, when I change hands, the money will be spent. So, you always say that I have run out of money, and you Just call me Lao Kong." Han Tianye explained helplessly.

Audience: "Oh—!" A look of understanding.

"Okay, just call me." Chen Xi accepted his fate.

"You said you called me, but I can't agree, I can only cover my face... oh my daughter-in-law!" After speaking, Han Tianye really covered his face and shouted.

The audience screamed again.

Chen Xi really didn't want to act at this moment.

It may sound awkward to describe their relationship as it is now, but the point is that they really had such a relationship before.

But if you want to say that Han Tianye's acting is wrong, it's not true. According to this show, those who are popular will be ridiculed.

Chen Xi sighed silently in his heart, and continued to cooperate with turning over the burden.

"Why did the daughter-in-law show up!"

"Ah, it's just called Shunkou, this is not important." Han Tianye quickly changed the subject, "The main thing is that after we met, you knew my current situation, you gritted your teeth and stamped your feet..."

"There's no need to pay back the money." Chen Xi immediately picked it up.

"Drag me into the car."

"Huh?" Chen Xi was shocked.He found that the well-researched cross talk jokes between them seemed to have deviated again.

"The next day, I came out, and this debt will be settled." Han Tianye actually picked up the handkerchief on the side table and wiped his tears, "Who do you think I can think of? I must think of you, my good friend."

"Fortunately, friends, this is a couple, I haven't heard of it!"

At this moment, Chen Xi also went all out, Han Tianye's burden was quite good, as a flattery, he had to dig through the burden, regardless of dirty and smelly work.

Audience: "Hahaha! Dirty——!"

Han Tianye secretly gave Chen Xi a thumbs up. It seems that they not only have a tacit understanding in other places, but also have a tacit understanding when it comes to cross talk.

Chen Xi held his breath in his heart, but he had to admit that their cooperation was quite good, but he was at a disadvantage and was always being copied.

"In short, this is one expensive and one cheap, and friendship is a manifestation."

Chen Xi secretly heaved a sigh of relief, and finally came to an end.

In the next two rounds, Han Tianye will start to explain that 'a life is a friendship' and 'traveling through the house, the wife does not avoid it', but the central idea is still to take advantage of Chen Xi.

Seeing the audience laughing up and down, Chen Xi felt like crying.

Finally, when the show ended, Chen Xi hurriedly pushed Han Tianye off.

Backstage, Xu Fenglai asked them if they wanted to come back. After all, when performing in a small garden, all actors who saved up will make a comeback.

Chen Xi flatly refused.

If Han Tianye were to continue talking, the relationship between the two of them would probably be solid!

Copying is cheap in cross talk, that's not what it says!

At this time, Chen Xi glared at Han Tianye, but Han Tianye didn't care, and went to change his clothes on his own.

Although the others were full of praise for the two people's show just now, they also noticed that there seemed to be something wrong with the atmosphere.

They didn't know what was going on, but when they thought about the two people's show just now, they thought it was Chen Xi who was taken advantage of and got angry.

Chen Xi thought that Chen Xi, who had been talking about cross talk for many years, knew the truth that "cross talk is all fake", but he didn't expect that Han Tianye would actually take it seriously when he said that today.

Although it was amused in their hearts, but seeing that Chen Xi's emotions were showing faint signs of eruption, in order to avoid affecting themselves, everyone greeted them tactfully, and left work in a hurry.

As everyone left the backstage, only Chen Xi was left sulking.

At this time, Han Tianye came out after changing his clothes, saw Chen Xi was still standing there, immediately greeted him with a smile, and said, "I'll treat you to dinner."

"I just want to beat you up now." Chen Xi gritted his teeth and stared at the person in front of him.

Han Tianye was a little funny: "Then fight after eating."

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