fall in love with chaos

I paid with a blank expression, walked out of the supermarket with a blank expression, and there was a person who kept beeping in my ear the whole time.

"It's too much, it's really too much." Luanbu tried to get my attention, but in the end he tired himself out and stopped talking.

I thought it would be quiet, but he started to criticize again: "Why don't you look at me?"

"Uh..." I looked at him, "What are you doing? Do you eat dessert for dinner to wait for the night to be hungry? The supper in the school cafeteria is not delicious at all."

"Uh..." Luanbu justified his mistakes, so he shut up and didn't speak.

When I was about to leave the supermarket, I thought about it and handed him one of the two bags in my hand.

Luanbu took it listlessly: "..."

When we first started dating, Luanbu was simply a willful childish ghost, and he was not required to do physical work in the detective agency. I remember that when I handed him the shopping bag for the first time, he muttered a lot, but then changed the subject immediately "Because Momo-chan is weaker than me, so give me something heavy... that's fine too..."

The last word is lame.

I was very surprised at the time, he saw my thoughts and beeped loudly: "Don't underestimate Lord Ranpo!"

sorry……

Thinking about the curry rice we ate tonight, Luanbu and I walked out of the supermarket, but it was raining outside, and the floor tiles were wet and stained with dark marks, and the rain quickly gathered into small puddles that stayed in the cracks or cracked in the floor tiles.

"It's raining..." I looked at the sky.

"That's right, it's raining...or you can eat dessert after curry rice." Luanbu whispered in my ear.

"Uh..." My worries about the clothes on the balcony of the dormitory were swept away at once, and I took a look at Luanbu, "Isn't it because the president forbade you to eat dessert recently?"

"Uh..." Luanbu changed the subject, "Peach sauce, do you have an umbrella?"

This guy must have been hit by me.

But I was magnanimous and decided to let him go, and said quietly: "I brought it..."

It was placed in the umbrella compartment at the entrance of the supermarket. I took it and shook it, and the dark blue umbrella spread out a little.

I opened the umbrella, and the black-haired young man came in very naturally, patter, I felt the handle of the umbrella in my hand being pushed up by him and almost lost my grip.

It's also uncomfortable to walk in disorder. I like to use a low umbrella. As soon as he came in, he put the umbrella on his head and lowered his head: "Qingtao, you have to hold it higher."

Me: "No, it's tiring to lift it high."

Luanbu immediately began to murmur, and I slowly looked up to see that he stopped again with a sense of crisis, his head was still lowered in aggrieved way, his black hair curled tightly against the umbrella.

But if you care about others, it's not a random walk, so he stopped for a few seconds and said again: "Qingtao, you are so lazy."

"You don't have the right to say that about me."

"Hurry up and raise it up, Master Ranbu's neck will be broken!"

I paused, and under Luanbu's surprised gaze, I stuffed the umbrella handle into his empty palm, which was not holding anything.

Me: "You hold up your umbrella."

Luanbu was speechless: "..."

I thought about it and added: "Thank you..."

Just like a switch, he walked back to his senses in a daze, and then clenched the handle tightly. The dark blue umbrella rose instantly with the transfer of the owner, and it really became clearer.

He said: "It's really helpless. If this is the case, then you can only rely on me."

With the movement of raising my head slightly in a random step, I directly hallucinate the peacock with its tail open.

I hum a few times to show my approval.

Finally able to step into the rain, I lowered my head carefully to avoid the puddle, after a while, I walked around and turned the umbrella: "Peach sauce..."

"What's the matter?" I pressed the rotating umbrella handle, "It's not very good to throw water droplets, what if someone passes by?"

"No one." Luanbu said, "And you don't even know Taojiang to follow me, go your own way, the shopping bags are all wet!"

"Um...sorry, I don't want to step on puddles."

"Oh." Luanbu moved the elbow of the umbrella, and said confidently, "Now you should hold me."

I can……"

I slid my hand under his bent elbow, the back of my hand against the clothing his arm was resting on.

The most important thing is that Luanbu is wearing a small detective cape. As soon as I put my hand on his arm, I hide under the cape, which is extremely warm.

Luanbu was very lazy, but he walked very fast, and the brisk steps that were not at all steady dragged me forward all the way.

"Go slowly." I tugged him, "If you walk fast, the rain will come in."

"Huh?" Ranbu turned his head and stared at me, "By the way, if a date doesn't have dessert, it can't be called a date."

Me: "..." Is this person still not giving up?

Just as I was about to complain, I realized that I was being led onto the bridge by Luanbu, and I was shocked: "You went wrong!"

Luanbu didn't take it seriously: "Then where should I go?"

Me: "Should go to the one on the right..."

Before I finished speaking, the detective next to me suddenly stepped on a brick that could be tilted up, and the stagnant water splashed suddenly, and the stockings I was wearing were instantly stained with dirty water.

The words stuck abruptly.

Luanbu himself was clean, he looked down at my legs, then slowly raised his eyes to meet mine: "Dirty..."

Me: "I know!"

Ranbu: "Peach sauce..."

He looked closely at me carefully, and I was trying to suppress my anger.

No, he didn't mean to.It's okay... I convince myself.

The anger in my heart quickly decreased, and I became calm.

It doesn't matter, you must have a tolerant heart to get along with Luanbu!

Although I am a few years younger than him and have worked in Luanbu for many years, I always have the illusion that there is no age difference at all.

"Hmm..." Luanbu suddenly raised his hand as if he wanted to pat me on the head, but he still held the shopping bag in his other hand. One hand insisted on raising it to pat my head.

Bang bang twice, like patting a watermelon.

I seem to experience the feeling of playing basketball.

I'm the basketball kind.

Luanbu praised: "Not bad, not bad, Tao Jiang has performed very well recently."

It seems that a clever mind deduces my recent events.

I:"……"

Thinking of tolerance in my heart, I said, "Oh, don't shoot me like this."

"Why? I feel happy every time I get touched on the head." Ranbu didn't quite understand, he might not have realized that the force he was using was wrong.

"Uh..." I couldn't help it, "Then I'll try to shoot you?"

Before Ranbu could answer, I raised my hand and patted him on the head twice with the same force as Ranbu, and returned it.

The hat of the black-haired young man was flattened by me, and he was stunned.

"It hurts, Qingtao!" Luanbu reacted, beeped loudly at me, and said innocently, "It's touching the head, not patting the ball!"

I immediately followed him and said, "That's right, you just shoot the ball!"

I made a mistake, it seems that I used more strength than him... I feel guilty for a while.

"I just touched my head, and I touched you twice. If you don't thank me, you'll hit me." He complained, with a coquettish taste in the end.

Very good, upgraded to a dozen.

Me: "You hit me too, I was two centimeters shorter by you."

Luanbu hesitated for a second: "Then can I still see you?"

I was angry: "Do you think you are tall!? Compared with the boys in our school, you are also short! I am average among girls."

Below average, cough.

"Qingtao, you can't compare me with those idiots." Luanbu nodded slightly, "I'm a detective."

I:"……"

I didn't realize what I was doing until a pedestrian passed by out of the corner of my eye.

I hurriedly erased the memory of childish behavior in my mind, "Do you want to eat?"

Luanbu tilted the umbrella a little towards me, wobbling: "Of course..."

I led the way to the restaurant, Luanbu on the road was very concerned about this matter: "Even a very tall person is definitely not as smart as Mr. Ranpo."

Me: "Oh..."

"Don't be fooled by Tao Jiang." He said suddenly, "Although they are not as smart as me, they may be smarter than you. They are still in school every day—well, I told you to work part-time in a detective agency."

Me: "No, I haven't learned anything, so I can't help you."

Luanpo: "You can clean."

I do not want……"

Ranpo: "You can cook... No, Qingtao's rice is terrible."

I... I endure...

"Hmm..." Luanbu was lost in thought, and even his pace slowed down a lot.

"What else can you do, Taojiang?" He showed a look that was very difficult to imagine.

Me: "I can hit you."

Me: "Besides, you are all supernatural beings, and I'm not. There are people in your detective agency who do ordinary jobs, but I don't have the ability to do extraordinary jobs. Why do I go there?"

"Ah..." A light bulb flashed in Ranbu's head, and he smiled at me and said, "Why don't you become a detective's assistant."

"Huh?" I glanced at him suspiciously, "Didn't you say last time that I can't fight and I'm not smart enough to be your assistant? Oh, by the way, I definitely don't intend to be your assistant, don't get me wrong."

"It's not this." Luanbu smiled, thinking he had found the perfect solution, "It's a job that can give me a hug or a kiss when I'm upset."

"Uh..." My eyes suddenly became complicated, and I looked at Ranbu, "Ranbu, I didn't expect you to look so naive, but inside you are still a dirty social adult."

"Huh?" He was puzzled for a moment, but he could hear the bad words, and retorted, "Of course you are the most naive Taojiang. Forget it..."

Luanbu put on a helpless expression: "Who told Taojiang that you are so much younger than me."

He obviously doesn't care about his age, but he likes the faint feeling that Luanbu is over my head, and he seems helpless, but he deliberately hints at his maturity.

I said indifferently.

When we entered the restaurant, we ordered curry rice and sat face to face. I reminded: "Remember, you are the one who invited me."

"Of course." Luanbu nodded like a proud cat with its tail raised, then drooped its tail limply, and said aggrievedly, "But I really sent a message to you, Taojiang."

It was the message that the detective agency had to be late for a date due to a temporary assignment.

I took a breath and paused for a few seconds: "But it's really annoying to do this so many times... Well, I know you have to go."

"Peach sauce." Luanbu said, I looked up, he restrained his smile, and his serious expression had the mature look of a detective.

Luanbu paused and said: "I'm sorry...but don't worry Qingtao, even if I'm late, I'll always be watching you."

I was taken aback...

He rested his hand on the table and rested his cheek, and pondered for a moment. This one of the best detectives in Yokohama could know what his girlfriend did just by thinking about it: "When you were waiting for me, you ate dessert behind my back."

……

I froze.

Indeed, the moment I received the random text message, I went non-stop to the dessert shop next door to eat and wait, and then went to the original place to stand and wait after eating, and digested by the way.

That's the real reason I'm rejecting the suggestion of messing around with dessert.

I grimaced: "So what? You can't let me stand still for a long time like an idiot! And so many times... If I knew I would let you come to school, at least I could play and wait in the dormitory."

"Well, you can try it next time. Tao Jiang, don't be angry." Ranbu's tone softened.

I was angry: "I'm not angry, anyway, I won't come out of the dormitory until you arrive for the next date."

He quickly agreed: "Okay. Anyway, you can't hate me. Absolutely not."

Talking in disorder, he stretched out his hand to hold down my hand on the table, and pinched my fingertips as a reminder.

I suddenly felt a lot better. I wanted to laugh but tried hard to hold it back, and gave a deep hum.

Ranbu continued to think back, "And..."

He rubbed his chin, this simple reasoning didn't even have the awareness of using supernatural powers for him, because in Edogawa Ranpo's view, it was as natural and easy as breathing.

I quickly recalled what I did today, and realized that there was nothing important, so I straightened up: "What are you doing?"

"Uh..." Before Ranbu had time to speak, a strange voice came from beside him.

"Miss, sir, do you want to buy a gift? Give it to your mother, she will be very happy." The person selling cheap gifts sneaked into the restaurant and smiled obsequiously.

I am an orphan: "Ah..."

It's about the same as the orphan's random steps and said indifferently: "I don't want it. She doesn't want it either."

After I politely refused, the man left in a friendly manner.

After eating curry rice, I took an umbrella and went back. The destination was my school. Originally, I planned to send Ranpo to the detective agency and then go back by myself, but I didn't want to kill Ranpo.

"No, no, no! It just so happens that Kunikida-kun is passing by later, and I'm going to Taojiang's school."

Me: "Okay..."

I had no choice but to go to my school with him, because there was only one umbrella, and I was sent to the bottom of the girls' dormitory with random steps.

I want to say goodbye, but I put away my umbrella while walking around. Suddenly, my palm is empty, and the shopping bag and umbrella are laid flat on the table next to me by the people around me.

I felt bad: "Wait..."

I took a step forward before I finished speaking, and I was forced to stagger back, and was directly led into the gap between the buildings by him. A group of people behind him walked by talking and laughing without realizing it.

I stared wide-eyed at Luanbu, and the people close at hand seemed to be scrutinizing him, and there was a faint sweet breath floating over me.

"Peach Jam has been cooking very well recently." Ranbu repeated what he said before eating, "So do you want to kiss?"

This guy is sticky because he feels that kissing is comfortable and makes him happy. Luanbu doesn't care about the worldly eyes, but he knows how I will agree.

Willful to a certain extent, if you like it, you will have to kiss on every date.And very cunning and clever to create wonderful conditions, so that I have the idea that it is okay to kiss here every time.

Since no one else could see it, I nodded hesitantly.

Then the warmth fell on his lips, and he licked it lightly like a cat.

There was a partition on top to keep out the rain, and I tugged at his detective cape in the rising humidity.

Ranpo is a freewheeling school, and even a perfect school of comprehension. In addition to his moments of reasoning, this now makes me realize that Ranpo is not only childish.

In a trance, his black broken hair seemed to be scratching my forehead.

Sucking and licking, like a cat.

I don't know how long I will forcefully separate, "No, I'm going to be late."

I threw my head back and walked around, still looking down restlessly, I slapped my palm against his forehead to stop him, and my breath slowed down: "No, yes."

"Okay." Luanbu said wearily, reluctantly let go of the hugging arms, the reddish face stained by the intimate behavior was barely noticeable in the dim environment.

I noticed that the tie under his cloak was in a mess, and with a thought, I reached out and grabbed the purple-striped tie knot on his chest.

I paused...

Luanbu is a slightly bent posture, which is just convenient for me. He saw what I was going to do, and said lazily: "You don't know how to do it."

But it didn't stop.

"No, I learned it specifically, and I think I can help you tie your tie now."

Probably, I learned it from the TV series.

"Hmm..." Luanbu pondered, maybe staring at me, but I was looking at the tie nervously, and quickly recalled the vague teaching process.

It should be like this and then that.

I took a deep breath: "Okay, I'm starting."

"Wait..." Luanbu said, but I was faster and tightened my tie.

"Ah! Breathe, I can't breathe!!" Ranbu immediately complained loudly.

I was so frightened that I let go and pulled the loose tie loosely. He breathed a sigh of relief and patted my head very dissatisfied: "I said you won't, but you just won't. Don't doubt Lord Ranbu's judgment!"

I touched the forehead that was slapped, without any pain, and whispered: "I thought I would. I really learned."

"I declare it to be invalid study... and it's not comfortable at all if it's tight." Luanbu said, pulling his tie and loosening it even more. It's completely different from ordinary people's tie. on the chest.

"Uh..." I knew I was wrong and I didn't speak.

"Uh..." Luanbu stared at me, his expression became unnatural again, and he muttered, "But I forgive you Taojiang. You should study hard."

I hesitated: "Forget it, don't study."

Ranpo decided without authorization that I would also help tie the tie in the future, so he was surprised when he substituted my words: "Do you want to murder the detective next time!"

"I said that I will never tie it for you again!" I couldn't help complaining, but my mouth quickly said, "Are you an idiot!"

Ranbu: "!?"