fall in love with chaos

Because of the sudden murder, the panicked crowd dispersed, and the supermarket immediately became empty. If it wasn't for the cashier staff to stop them, they might all be gone.

I felt the warmth in my eyes, Luanbu simply leaned against me, and said unhurriedly: "I'll let go."

I swallowed: "Wait, wait."

Ranbu seemed to laugh, and pinched my ear: "Don't worry, it's not scary at all. It's a normal state of death."

Ok……

He let go, and the soft palm moved away, and I hesitated for a second to open my eyes.

A man was lying on his back on the ground not far away, with a painful expression on his face, but the rest was fine, no blood or stab wounds.

I blink...

Although I am very afraid of corpses, I have been with Luanbu for a year, and I inevitably see a lot. Now, except for the miserable corpses, I can accept them quietly.

Stepping forward in disorder, the brown detective uniform passed by me, I was stunned and followed.

The people around the man dispersed, so the chaotic steps that appeared to be approaching were very conspicuous. Some shop assistants were dissatisfied: "Don't get close to the customers. I have already called the police."

Luanbu didn't care: "It's better to rely on them than rely on me, one minute."

He smiled at the clerk, his lips curled up in a haughty and confident manner, and he raised a finger to emphasize: "It only takes 1 minute——"

The childish and self-willed temperament that just entered the supermarket suddenly disappeared, and now the black-haired detective exposed a corner of genius that almost looked down on everyone present, like a sharp knife, or the only human being in a goldfish bowl, sober and arrogant.

I hurriedly explained the identity of Luanpo to them, and the look of the other party's frustration eased a little, but they still didn't trust them.

The Armed Detective Agency is just an ordinary group in front of ordinary people, and cannot see its depths.

Fortunately, the police arrived very quickly. They may have just patrolled this place. They arrived as soon as they were notified. They came very quickly. There was a person inside who knew Luanbu, and immediately showed a surprised and respectful expression: "Mr. Luanpo!"

The yellow cordon was pulled up, no one stopped the black-haired detective, all eyes were on him, adoring, puzzled, curious, Luanbu seemed to be the center.

Ranbu didn't care about these things, he glanced at me, and I stared at the corpse, quietly put my hands on my chest, closed my eyes and remained silent for a few seconds.

A moment of silence for those who died unnaturally.

I have never been the main character in this type of crime scene, and no one cares about my small movements.

Although I used to be very afraid of corpses, after getting used to it, the first thing I thought of was that this corpse could no longer move, it was really a withering life.

I opened my eyes, and Luanbu just turned back. He habitually took off his beret and put it on his chest before investigating the case. His messy black hair was exposed in the air, and he looked at him with a serious expression. The corpse looked somewhat mature.

I looked at him quietly. To be honest, I like the current state of Ranpo the most. Everyone adores the confident appearance of Ranpo, who is as fast as a bamboo shoots and tells the murderer countless goals. But I prefer him to take down Bailey every time before investigating the case. A gesture of respect for a dead body.

Opening the inside of a genius detective, there are also regrets for life outside the detective.

A few seconds later, I tilted my head and watched Luanbu put on the hat again, and the momentum suddenly changed, without the seriousness just now, and a casual smile hung on the corner of the young man's lips again: "Too bad, to save time, I have to start— —Ah, Qingtao, you see, I didn’t waste the date on purpose! Just like this time, I didn’t mean to be late!”

In the middle of his speech, he turned around and acted like a baby to me.

In an instant, everyone's eyes shifted from him to me.

I:"……"

The heart that speeded up instantly died.

I managed to squeeze out a few words: "Got it..."

Ranpo turned back satisfied: "Okay, okay, Master Ranpo wants to use a supernatural ability - super reasoning!"

He put on the black-rimmed glasses that he carried with him, and the eyes of the policeman who knew him were shining brightly, looking like a chaotic fan.

I heard Ranbu make a hmm, too simple sound, and then it was as easy as pouring beans to reveal the truth that required a long investigation.

I have watched it so many times, and every time I feel amazing.

He thought it was magic to know the truth directly, but Ranbu was able to point out the evidence one by one, and the evidence was as solid as a mountain.

If he is willing, he can even tell the result of each reasoning process, which makes people marvel at his extraordinary observation and reasoning ability-of course, many people just think that the supernatural power is powerful.

This time, it was not unexpected that the detection was instantaneous. It took exactly one minute for Luanbu to start from reasoning and point out the murderer.

The rest of the police were not very familiar with him, so they were not happy to ask questions over and over again, and they seemed to be very disappointed in this world full of idiots.

After catching the murderer, the fanboy who was so excited that he blushed blowing rainbow farts became even more fanatical. He walked towards me and hung his arms on me like a pendant, beeping softly: "They are so stupid."

It was said in my ear, the volume was not loud, only the two of us could hear it.

The detective, who was still high-spirited just now, hugged me limply as if suffering from hypochondriac, complaining softly.

I had to hug back, Luanbu carried the sweet smell of desserts that I have been in contact with all the year round, and his cheek was itchy against the nape of my neck.

I thought about it, and comforted my friend in the same way: "You are too smart. I am also stupid."

Ranbu took it for granted: "Taojiang is really stupid."

I:"……"

Heh, it's one thing to say it yourself, and another thing to say it to others.

The supermarket quickly returned to its original state, which made people once again marvel at the adaptability of the citizens of Yokohama and the speed with which they dealt with the scene.

The fanboy reluctantly left, obviously not blowing rainbow farts enough.

"Mr. Ranpo is too powerful! No crime can hide from him!"

"It's a genius! An absolute genius! You can see through all lies casually!"

"The best detective in the world!"

……

Ranpo, who used to be very proud of other people's rainbow farts, didn't pay much attention this time. He just nodded when his fan said the world's number one detective, and admitted without shyness: "Of course——"

Being hugged by him, he scrambled and dragged his tone and said of course, his face pressed against me restlessly, and my face was forced to squeeze out a little.

We were face to face, but Luan Bu kept pushing towards me, I was forced to tilt my head under the pressure: "..."

I reached out and pushed him away, "I'm going to the cashier—wait, there's a cart!"

I was too focused on the scene, and when I turned around, I was stunned by the empty passage.

"Ranbu, where's the cart?"

Pushed away by me, he straightened up and yawned, tears streaming down his face: "I don't know..."

I quickly exited the emotional mode towards the detective Luanbu, and switched to the angry attitude towards the childish Luanbu: "Huh?! I took so many things, you pay me!"

"What, Qingtao." Luanbu clasped his hands together, "I was working to make money just now, and some mistakes can be forgiven, no... I didn't make any mistakes!"

"Uh..." Speaking of this, I was suspicious, "So they want to give you money? Isn't this an emergency?"

"Now you can ask them for it."

Edogawa Ranpo is not good at this, he is looking at me leisurely and contentedly now, it is completely taken for granted to the extreme state, his face is written brightly, go, go get the money, a few big characters I earned .

I was silent for a few seconds and understood his hint.

"I'm not Nakajima-kun, so I won't ask for payment for you."

What's more, there is no position. Hey.

"Okay... ah, I'm hungry. Let's go eat, Peach Jam." Luanbu didn't care much, and said, rubbing his belly.

I also feel hungry: "OK..."

He laughed, but immediately said vigilantly: "Don't eat very spicy things."

"Huh?" I said, "what's not to like about my taste?"

"The rice you ate last time, Taojiang, was too spicy. When I went back, my stomach hurt, like it was on fire." Luanbu said sternly.

I was speechless for a while, "You have to try it yourself. I reminded you."

"No, we have to eat the same thing!"

Where did your weird couple knowledge come from! ?

I'm too lazy to argue with him: "Whatever you want..."

I was about to go out, but Luanbu only solved the case and surprised the people around him. He seemed to enjoy the behavior of breaking other people's opinions. He followed behind and hummed with his head in his arms. Everyone could see that he was in a great mood.

But soon he broke away from this emotion and stuck to it: "Eat whatever you want."

As soon as my footsteps stopped, the random steps that followed me had no choice but to stop.

"Hurry up, Taojiang." He urged dissatisfied.

I remembered what I had left and almost forgot.

"You won't go out until you get the cart back."

"Ah!?" Ranbu looked shocked and inconceivable, "Those things are not as important as eating! I'll buy peach sauce on my next date, obviously I'm not in a hurry."

I don’t know how to guess that I’m not in a hurry, but I’m used to him lightly saying something that makes people feel this kind of emotion, so now I just think:

Here comes the drama where his brain circuit doesn't match as usual.

With great experience, I didn't try to argue, and just gave an ultimatum: "That's it anyway."

Add another soft word: "And you are very powerful Luanbu, you will definitely find it soon."

The too fast transition made Ranbu's expression in a contradictory state of agreeing to me and being praised, both indifferent and happy.

He hesitated to compromise: "Okay... I really can't help it, it's so tiring to fall in love."

I snorted: "You don't need to talk about it."

Luanbu: "No!"

The first step for a detective to find something is to lose himself. I actually forgot the obsessive attribute of wandering for a while, and my mind was full of small baskets and other things needed in the dormitory, and I walked to look for them.

We searched separately, because I wanted to get some soap by the way. I thought that Luanbu must find it first. He should know the location of the cart with a quick brain, so I didn't worry too much. I just walked slowly after getting the soap.

Until a sudden flash of inspiration came to mind.

Wait... Can Luanbu get lost?But this is a supermarket, but in case you get lost, but...

I wandered around for a long time, and finally went to the lost and found office under the guidance of the staff.

In addition to a large pile of bits and pieces of lost things, there was also a black-haired young man dressed as a detective standing blankly by the shelf, holding the handle of the cart in his hand, and a sign from the Lost and Found Office hung above his head. Huge listing.

From a distance, she looks weak and helpless.

I choked up for a moment.

After thanking the staff, he rushed over: "Cough... Random steps?"

When he got closer, he found that Ranbu was observing the contents of the lost and found basket with great interest: "You can even lose snacks, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, so let’s go eat."

I took the cart, a little embarrassed: "Thank you...Sorry, I forgot your attribute of getting lost."

What if something goes wrong?It's not a force faction... But the supermarket can actually get lost, is it because it is a large supermarket?

"Uh..." Luanbu suddenly looked down at me, as if he didn't expect me to apologize for this angle, but it didn't prevent him from climbing up the pole in the slightest.

I was wondering, and immediately accused me of chaotic steps, "Yeah, Qingtao is too much. So we're going to eat dessert!"

"Uh..." I refused indifferently, "I don't want it. I'm going to eat curry."

This time, Luanbu made a sincere accusation: "It's too much!"