Northeast Daxian Class

Silence, long silence.Hu Yu looked at the three people who were thinking about each other and said anxiously, "I like men! What's the matter!"

Bai Che said in a soft voice: "It's over, our team is wiped out, we all like to be like me, and we won't be able to keep a single kid in the future." After finishing speaking, he quickly covered his mouth with his sallow hands.

Huang Shiba pulled his hand and said, "Why are you covering your mouth? Who can't tell that you like men. Which woman can like you? Like you also like your makeup, hairstyle and skirt. Brother, I I didn't see it. However, I didn't see that he likes women either. The key point is that I don't usually look at him."

Old Liu looked at Huang Shiba and then at Hu Yu: "Third Grandpa, take a look now, now look at my Mrs. Hu, Hu Daxian, take a closer look."

Huang Shiba was puzzled and said, "Why am I looking at him? Come on, let me take a closer look. Well, a fox has high nose bridge, thin and long face, pointed ears, and is fair and clean, the same as it was hundreds of years ago. It's not white yet. What about the hair?"

Old Liu laughed and said, "Grandpa Huang San, since you know Hu Daxian's thoughts, you are alone, so you two are fine, our meat is rotten in the pot, and we still go to see what those flowers and plants are doing outside ah!"

Huang Shiba's eyes widened, he wanted to say something but he couldn't catch his breath and he coughed, he grabbed the loose white plastic bucket on the table and began to pour the wine.

Hu Yu put it lightly and said, "It's not suitable."

Huang Shiba calmed down, nodded again and again and said: "Yes, yes, it's not suitable. We are like brothers, we can't get together. It's too greasy, and I get goosebumps when I hear it. Don’t mention this anymore.”

With regret, Lao Liu proposed again: "The third grandpa can't do it, what about the second grandpa? Oh, the second grandpa is a python, you don't like this cold-blooded one. What about the fourth lady? I remember you were very considerate when you were looking for the fourth lady. .”

Huang Shiba interrupted: "It's okay with the big tiger."

Bai Che quickly said, "No, not with the tiger."

Old Liu: "Then you and Hu Daxian."

Bai Che lowered his head and muttered, "Then let's talk to the tiger."

Old Liu muttered again: "Then Huizi can't do it either, Huizi was ordered by Second Grandpa. Oh yes, you can't get along with Second Master because Second Master has Huizi."

Hu Yu was quite upset when he heard that he was clearly arranged by Lao Liu. After all kinds of permutations and combinations, he was still a single dog, no, a single fox, and said, "I asked you to introduce, so you can introduce these few to me." Goods? I use you to introduce these! I don’t know them well, or have I known them for a shorter time than you.

I found you child, how can I ask you to do something, I can't find anyone to help me in my career, and I still want to find your son.In terms of love and love, either introduce older people or those with intellectual problems, or you can come by my side.Really, what can I do, I know how to eat and play with dogs every day.All these years of exercising in society for nothing!

And you, Xiaobai, what do you mean you might as well be with a big tiger?Am I worse than a big tiger?It's quite a big thing, don't you feel dizzy when you look at it?When the big-mouthed fork was opened, it was full of screwdriver-like canine teeth, and there was a non-mainstream tattoo on his forehead.Turning into a human form is still a yellow frosted glass eyeball, this thing is better than me? "

Bai Che quickly raised his thumbs up and said, "No, you are not as strong as Big Brother. Big Brother, you are the strongest, the best of the best, the king of kings, and a big tiger is nothing."

Huang Shiba took a sip of the wine and said: "Brother, don't worry, you are too sudden, who can find such a suitable person all of a sudden. I sent a message to Liu Er and Xiao Hui, and asked them to send me a message. You pay attention."

Hu Yupi smiled bluntly and said: "You are the only one who can still have such kindness. I don't know what you posted."

Speaking of snatching Huang Shiba's phone, he sent an identical message to Liu Chengshuang and Xiao Hui: Big brother is gay! ! ! ! !

Liu Chengshuang replied: Otherwise?

Xiaohui replied: Don't send messages to my Jia Huier for personal matters.Obviously it was also Liu Chengshuang who replied.

Hu Yu looked at Huang Shiba's fluffy head like a big pussy: "There are five exclamation marks, mixed in Chinese and English! What are you sighing about? You don't know that I am gay and you ask me to find idols? I recruit trainees for you?

Oh, I see, you kid didn't take me seriously at all, you used me as a target to satisfy your lust.Sure enough, there are many crooked weasels!Go to the dog cage outside and lie on your stomach. You are not allowed to eat anything on this table. "

Huang Shiba clasped his hands together and bowed again and again. His black eyes with drooping corners were not to mention very cute, but this could not shake the old fox's hard heart.Hu Yu reached out and grabbed the back of Huang Shiba's neck, and with a "swoosh", Huang Shiba turned into a half-meter-long weasel, with rolling eyes and two front paws constantly bowing.

Hu Yu carried Huang Shiba to the front of the Doberman pinscher's dog cage, threw Huang Shiba's body into it along the gap, and said to the big dog, "Show me," and walked back without looking back. Continue to tear the chicken and gnaw the chicken legs at the big table.

And from the cage behind him came the running and jumping of "ding gong", "woo woo" and "chirp", the sound of a dog humming and a weasel barking.

Old Liu fidgeted and said, "It's better to let the third grandfather out. Well, if this is bitten by a dog, then he will have to order all my dog ​​farms."

Hu Yu shook his head: "It's okay, I can't bite him, they are playing. Let him exercise after eating, he is quite fat, you can see that he doesn't look thinner after he gets his hair removed in spring, it's all meat. When I mentioned it just now, at least I can It weighs two and a half catties, and when I get back, I’ll buy him a hamster running wheel, let’s run here first, the outdoor air is good, and there are German sparring partners.”

Old Liu still looked at the situation in the cage anxiously: the weasel was jumping up and down, turning around, barking, the big black dog was chasing and blocking him, confused, and his mouth was sealed and he couldn't bark, he could only run around panting. .

Bai Che said to Old Liu: "It's okay, you eat yours, he can still be bitten by a dog in the class of a great immortal."

Hu Yu had enough to eat and drink, and leaned on the back of the chair and asked Lao Liu: "You just sat there for a long time, but I didn't find this object, is there anyone who can go out?"

Old Liu thought about it and said: "I'll ask you in the group about this matter. We have a group group called 'National capable people and strangers help each other.' Don't worry, old man, I will do something for you today. .”

Hu Yu nodded in satisfaction, walked slowly to the door of the cage containing the Doberman Pinscher and Huang Shiba, took out his mobile phone, opened the video software and entered the title: Shocked, the Northeast Xianjia was threatened by foreign evil forces, if you don’t turn it on, you are not Chinese !Then he started to videotape Huang Shiba who was chasing the dog.

Not only did Huang Shiba not feel angry at the camera, but he flicked his big tail and ran more happily, and from time to time he tilted his head at the camera and stuck out his tongue to act cute.

In just 10 minutes, the video had more than 12 hits. 15 minutes later, Hu Yu received a private message from the video platform: Your video has been reported, and it will be deleted according to the background review. The reason for reporting: promoting feudal superstition, party headlines, negative citations, and black areas.

Hu Yu cursed and silently uploaded this video again, with the title: Look, what kind of wild animal is this?I had a lot of fun playing with the dogs, and the ecological environment is getting better and better.

Then he sent this video to Liu Chengshuang and Xiao Hui, who replied with the same two words: "Wonderful!"

Hu Yu silently put away the phone and waved to Huang Shiba. Huang Shiba was lying on the railing of the cage. Hu Yu pulled Huang Shiba out of the gap in the cage by pulling his big tail. Neckpit threw him on the chair.

Huang Shiba spread out his four paws on the chair, sticking out his tongue and panting heavily, while Bai Che patted his back and fanned him: "This hairy one feels good to the touch, unlike my whole body." Thorn, touch it and prick your hand."

Hu Yu poked Huang Shiba's front paws and said, "There are a lot of hairy ones, buy a chair cushion like this thing, only prickly ones like yours are rare, besides, the tiger's claws are also solid and won't break them. "

Bai Che blushed and lowered his head: "Brother, why don't you talk nonsense with them."

Hu Yu poured some mineral water into the small bowl, put it in front of Huang Shiba's mouth, and said to Bai Che, "When we go back, you can ask the tiger to come and tell you about the two of you. How many years have you known each other? I haven't had a deep chat with him. I didn't know about it before. Now I know, we are your natal family, so we have to make a statement."

Huang Shiba glanced at the small bowl in front of him, then pawed Bai Che with his paws, Bai Che picked up the small bowl and poured water, then poured him a glass of white wine, Huang Shiba started to lick it.

Bai Che: "Why are you here? It's okay. Don't worry about it, big brother. This year, we will mainly find a partner for you. We have to practice our skills. I'm fine, and I'm still the same as before." Hu Yu still thought Ask, is there any?

The old Liu trotted back after answering the video call, almost sitting on Huang Shiba's body, and said, "Oh, the third grandpa is back. Grandpas, now the administration has issued a new document, saying it's a fairy class , monsters, spirits, etc., advocate not to have symbiosis or spiritual symbiosis with human beings.

Among them, those who can go out, those who stand at the entrance of the hall, those who put on the fairy platform, those who invite the upper body of the gods, and those who possess the body, should not be carried out in principle.Both parties who have been involved and sworn before the document is issued need to report to the management bureau at the same time, and the management bureau will send a special person to investigate, depending on the specific situation at that time.

Fortune-telling, divination, healing and fortune-telling for human beings for the purpose of profit are completely prohibited.

Those who lead people to practice preaching and teaching must be under the supervision of a master who has attained the Tao in a formal religious place.

For the formation of Taoist couples, those who have co-existence or spiritual symbiosis with human beings due to emotional reasons are not subject to the above restrictions. "

Hu Yu was puzzled and said, "That means we won't be allowed to take care of things in the future? Then how can we contribute to mankind with our own abilities? How can we enjoy ourselves after a thousand years of cultivation?"

Old Liu hurriedly explained: "That's not what it means, Mr. Hu, this means that no one should be used as a microphone.

If you want to tell people about something or see a disease, you can come here in person.Save me, a human apprentice who is passing messages between you and others.

I read in the group that the interpretation of this clause is as follows: Those who can always transform into human form, and those who can talk to people and see things for others have obtained the Dao, and those who cannot transform into form, or can still show their original form when casting spells are mana. Limited, it turns out that there is an upper body person in the middle, which can prevent ordinary humans from seeing incomprehensible images, such as animals talking, plants running and jumping.

Now there is no one in the middle, and the management bureau prohibits human beings from seeing unnatural phenomena, so a group of little demons and fairies with limited mana are naturally eliminated, which helps to reduce feudal superstition, urban legends, and supernatural events.The really enlightened Daxian class will have more opportunities to simply and quickly deal with situations that humans cannot handle temporarily. "

Hu Yu scratched his head and said, "This regulation is not conducive to unity! The second child and I are fine, but what about the third, fourth, and fifth?"

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