Northeast Daxian Class

Hu Yu said disapprovingly: "I trained you to go to university, but you trained your son to go to the United States to study for a Ph. Chu Maxian, even if we can solve our problems, then we can help a few people.

Besides, why are there fewer horse celestial beings now? It is because there are not so many monsters and ghosts harming people. People also have knowledge and understand science. Many things that science can explain in the past are not understood by ordinary people who have not studied. We still need to popularize science. son.Now TV, Internet, and old ladies all know that feudal superstition should not be practiced.

Difficult, in the past, people came to pray to gods and worship Buddha, and asked us Daxian to solve the problem everywhere, but now we have to go out to run business and find work by ourselves. "

Huang Shiba patted Hu Yu's shoulder and said, "Brother, stop chattering all the time. Let's drink this stewed chicken and chatter while eating. Just smelling it here, I'm almost down. "

Lao Liu hurriedly said, "Hurry up, everyone sit down, I'll set the table."

A large round table with six stewed chickens in two large stainless steel basins, and some cucumbers, radishes and tomatoes beside it.Huang Shiba took the initiative to sit at the table with Moutai and Dongbei Sanbai in plastic barrels.

Old Liu poured Moutai wine for several Daxian classes one by one, and toasted three glasses in a row. Bai Che held his wine cup and said, "Okay, just three glasses, don't drink it at such an old age. We drink wine like water. You I can't drink it."

Old Liu looked at Huang Shiba and said, "It's okay, Miss Fourth, I promised to drink with Grandpa Third today."

Huang Shibayi raised his hand and said, "I can drink by myself, you kid, don't mix with adults all the time. They don't drink with me, and you don't need to. Over the years, I can drink by myself if I want to, and I'm used to it. But The Sanbai from Xiangbi Village under Changbai Mountain is really not as strong as the burning knife you bought me! It’s been all these years, and you didn’t tell me where I bought it.”

Old Liu sighed and said, "Grandpa Huang, I will keep this from you. I just thought that one day you would think of me when you think about it, and when you think about it, you can't help it. Come to me and ask me, look at me, we are chatting. I am so old, my parents are gone, and they will be gone. I didn’t grow up with them when I was young, and I wasn’t close to my brothers and sisters.

The closest grandfather has passed away long ago, but I still have great grandfather, second grandfather, third grandfather, fourth lady and Huizi.Who can have the blessing of me, at such an advanced age, and have relatives from my grandparents.Especially now that I am retired and my son is no longer with me, I miss you all the more when I am free.

I always tell my wife, do you know my fairy grandpas?She said that she knew that she had seen it in a daze. When the high fever of pneumonia was almost gone, she vaguely saw the second grandfather giving her pulse and feeding medicine.She said that at that time, she lived in a remote place, and she was not afraid. When she walked near her home, she felt that someone was protecting her and waiting for her at home.At first, it was strange for her to see me being treated by others, but she was not afraid, and she did not believe what others said that I was pretending to be a ghost.

Later, Xiaoyu was born, and she dared to leave Xiaoyu at home alone when she went out. She knew that someone at home was watching for her. When Xiaoyu grew up, she would always tell her that today my aunt played with me and brought my big sister with me. The dog came; tomorrow the second uncle and the younger uncle will come with the yellow cat.At that time, the great grandpa and grandpa Huang couldn't coax the children, and wanted to see my Xiaoyu, so they turned back to their original bodies. The children didn't know foxes and weasels, and the second grandpa was also bad, telling the children that it was a dog and that was a cat. "

Huang Shiba drank half a bucket of burning knives, and his face was pink and rosy. He bumped Hu Yu with his shoulder and said, "Did you see it? I'm a yellow cat and you are a big dog. Dogs have to be kept outside." It’s in a cage. My cat is loved by everyone, and now everyone likes to pet cats.”

Hu Yu moved the chair to the side, and Huang Shiba, who was like a peach blossom opposite him, said without the slightest affection: "Jiu Mengzi, I stay away from you, if you drink a little wine, you will talk nonsense, and you will put me in a cage." , we will see who puts the other in the cage later. I will put you and the big black dog in the same cage."

Looking at the two of them, Bai Che said helplessly, "Don't keep arguing in front of the children, you don't look like a Daxian class."

Lao Liu quickly smoothed things over and said: "Miss Si always treats me like a child. I am blessed to have someone think about it. My fate is good. The Daxian class hired by my family has never squeezed my apprentice who is a horse, and loves my own children. It seems to hurt me. The character and demeanor of your five great immortals are also top-notch.

Speaking of drinking, who's Daxian class doesn't fill the whole vat with wine as soon as they get up and talk, even if there are one or two in the family who don't drink, they don't drink as much as our grandpas, only the third grandpa , A little more is only two catties and three catties.The second grandfather was so tired that he drank a cup of medicinal wine to relieve his fatigue.I've never heard of anyone whose Grandfather Fox Fairy doesn't drink at all. "

Hu Yu said: "I don't like to drink that stuff, anyway, I have a personality, I don't like to drink, and I don't like to look at marriages. If it's a marriage, it's considered auspicious. I really don't know how to deal with those idiotic men and women who are cruel and heartless.

As far as you were pursuing your daughter-in-law, it was all the tricks that the second master helped you.I don't like doing anything that the fox likes to do.No, there is another thing I really like, I like to eat this big chicken!The most sorry thing in my life is this rooster, the old hen, and the little stupid chicken. "

Huang Shiba echoed, "I'm sorry for the chicken, I still eat eggs, and I'm sorry for the little chicken."

Lao Liu shook his head and said: "I'm sorry, it's animal instinct, and you can't live without eating chicken. If someone like Miss Si can live without eating meat and only vegetarians, how can a few grandpas live?" His character does not want to kill."

Huang Shiba drank a glass of Moutai and said, "Lao Liu, this fourth son doesn't eat meat because his big tiger eats meat too aggressively. He is trying to maintain ecological balance." Bai Che blushed instantly. , threw the radish tassels at Huang Shiba and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense, you'll lose your shape after drinking some wine."

Old Liu was surprised and said, "It's that Mr. Hu who taught me Russian? Miss Fourth, are you with him?"

Bai Che said in a low voice: "No, don't listen to Huang Laosan's nonsense, he has no seriousness. I'm happy to have a partner with me. But elder brother, you, Mr. Hu, are looking for a partner this year."

"Ah?" Bai Che's quiet muttering really shocked Old Liu.Hu Yu looked at the shocked old Liu and said, "What's wrong? I can't be a companion?"

Lao Liu calmed down, looked carefully at Hu Yu and slapped his thigh and said, "Then this is a good thing! It's a great thing! Old lady, you are getting married! I, I have to back up a generous gift!"

Hu Yu gave Old Liu a look and said: "How do you describe it, the old man is married? How can I say that I am like the dying old landlord in the TV drama who snatched the eldest daughter of Huanghua by force. Although I am old, I am considered in this fairy class. Young and middle-aged, don’t always talk to my old man and old man on any occasion, let others hear that I look older than you. I am younger than your son. Your son is as you are, just look at him at a young age It’s very vicissitudes, like being chased by a dog for two miles and then falling into a ditch.”

Lao Liu bowed his hands and apologized again and again: "That's, that's, Mr. Hu, no, no, it's wrong, there is no Mr. Hu, what are you doing? I'm still stunned, and I don't know what to call you. Hu Daxian Hu Daxian, to be honest, I'm used to seeing your demeanor since I was a child, but we haven't seen it for many years.

When you got out of the car today, I still looked at you and I was ashamed and flustered. You look so charming by nature, you look like you are hooking up with anyone.Then you hook up, no, no, which predestined person are you going to marry? "

Huang Shiba replied, smelling of alcohol, "Hey, air." Lao Liu looked at Hu Yu in puzzlement, and Hu Yu was gnawing on the chicken skeleton.

Bai Che spread his hands and said, "I don't have any shadows yet, and I don't know what kind of stimulation I received this year, so I said that I want to find a partner. There are quite a lot of demands. I want to find silly Baitian. You have met a lot of people in society these years. You Find a wife for your great-grandfather." After Bai Che finished speaking, he pursed his lips and smiled.

Hu Yu pointed at him and said, "You've learned so much. Old Liu, let's take a look, and look for those who can do it together. If you find it, it's a great achievement for you. If you can't find it, your great-grandfather With my own ability, it is estimated that when your grandson gets married, I will be able to have a wife."

Old Liu took out the reading glasses from his coat pocket and stuck them on his nose, took out his mobile phone, and flicked through the address book, saying, "Python Yinhua, the one over there in Jicheng, has some relatives with Grandpa Liu's." After finishing speaking, The small pea eyes stared at Hu Yu through the reading glasses.

Hu Yu grasped the spirit and said: "No, it's too late to become a fairy. She looks like my aunt when she turns into a human being. I don't discriminate against middle-aged women. The key is that we walk together and look at me and the little boy who let her take care of me. like.

Besides, I don't look for long worms, it looks scary, I think Liu Er's big white snake is scared, this big sister is black, I remember correctly, right?How scary, not only scary, but also foxes, weasels, and hedgehogs. They are both afraid, which is not conducive to unity. Snakes, don’t look for them. "

Lao Liu nodded, and continued to slide down the phone: "He Xiangu, this person has become a fairy early, but his cultivation level is not high, but you can both cultivate and make progress together." After speaking, he stared out of his glasses.

Hu Yu curled his lips and said, "There are not many raccoons who can become immortals, which shows that this child is very hardworking and self-motivated. It's just that this raccoon's head is not very good, stupid, I am already anxious, raccoon dog The raccoon dog is still timid, it will turn back to its real body when it is frightened, and that thing is not like a cat or dog, which can be hugged and walked away, so it is quite conspicuous where it appears."

Huang Shiba said: "That's okay, isn't this the silly white sweet you like, I have never seen anything stupider than raccoons, how cute."

Hu Yu snatched Huang Shiba's chicken leg and said, "Meng, then you can keep it for you if you think it's cute. Go and meet this one. If it happens, I'll give you both a husky as a gift. Weasel, raccoon dog, Huskies, you are a happy family."

Huang Shiba applauded: "That's great, that's great, it's very harmonious when you think about it. Hee hee, it's a pity that I like men, so I can't give Erha a happy home with Ms. He."

Old Liu suddenly frowned and hurriedly asked, "Grandpa, do you have to find a woman? Or, like Second Grandpa, do you have to find a man?"

Silent, the entire dog farm and dining table are like a barbecue restaurant in the morning and a vegetable market in the middle of the night.

Everyone was thoughtful, ready to move, hesitated to speak, and then looked at Hu Yu in unison.

Even though Hu Yu has practiced for thousands of years, his thick skin has already been cultivated to a level of perfection, but at this moment he still has a slight fever. He really wants to change back to his body and hide it with his hair, but it is obvious that such pretentiousness will easily cause him to lose his calm and calm demeanor.

He ran the words back and forth in his head, chewed them on his lips, and revealed himself to everyone in the official way of speaking in a leadership position for many years.

He said: "I think, based on my experience in the world for so many years, love between men and women is an inevitable stage of human reproduction. From ancient times to the present, both emperors, generals and common people have longed to be favored by the opposite sex. Like the few of us, because we thought that Xiaobai was a girl, we asked him to join us in a fairy class, an organization, a team, a unit, and even a fairy. You have to have both men and women to help each other at work. Only by supporting each other can we have higher efficiency and complete tasks better. Of course, although Xiaobai is a man, he has cooperated very well with everyone for so many years and completed many tasks that require women to complete. This is a special talent. very talented."

"You're giving a report here!" Huang Shiba interrupted Hu Yu's [-]-character report, and asked Hu Yu sternly, "Do you like men or women?"

"Men." After Hu Yu finished speaking, he picked up Huang Shiba's wine cup and drank a glass, leaving the three of them staring at each other.

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Hu Yu said he wasn't looking for the big black snake

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