Northeast Daxian Class

"Emma! What's wrong with these two pillars? I can't think about it after a few words. Why are they hanging up? Hurry up, pull them down quickly." Hu Yu took the lead, Wang Chengren, Liu Chengshuang, Huang Shibaqi The hands and feet are about to drag the vampire who is hanging upside down from the beam.

Hu Meiyan hurriedly stopped him and said, "Leave him alone, sleepy when you are sleepy, jet lag, whoever thinks this thing is accurate. I usually sleep in a coffin at home, but we don't have that thing here, so we hang up to sleep. Let's talk about it, He doesn't understand, and keeps interrupting."

Several people stopped their flustered movements in embarrassment, and Hu Yu said: "Ah, such a thing, sleeping like a bat, his hair is upside down and doesn't hang down, it's a waste of wax. Well, is it cold for him to sleep like this? He can’t cover the quilt, let Huang Shiba go and put the whole coffin here, and we will live here when you come back.”

Hu Meiyan shook her head and said, "Put it down, you always come here with tourists or something, we come to live here, he is quite scary, and the whole coffin is unlucky, it will delay your earning money. You can still sleep with him hanging, and it doesn't take up space.

We are in the old castle of his house, he always hangs in my room at night, the kang is too hot for him to sleep, at first I was startled when I opened my eyes, let him cover the room with curtains, There was no light in the darkness, and I stared sleepily, thinking that his two long legs were two pillars, so I called them "two pillars".

It will be fine after you get used to it, he doesn't make any movement, it doesn't affect anyone, and you don't have to worry about him.After a while I will sleep in this room, you don't have to worry about me when you go back to your own room, I think the kang is quite hot. "

Huang Shiba jumped up to Hu Meiyan and said, "It's okay, Sister Hu, I know several coffins. Now the coffins can be made not so scary. There are revolving lids and sliding lids, and there are sliding lids inside. Spreading golden velvet can spread golden velvet, but it is necessary to spread technological cotton for spreading technological cotton.

When the time comes, I will order a European-style one for my brother-in-law, and I will say that the dead one is a foreigner, so I will carve some little angels, crosses and so on.Those are old craftsmen, you can carve anything if you give me a pattern, if I can’t carve it, I will buy a few little angel accessories and paste it on the coffin with cream glue, to ensure that my brother-in-law is satisfied! "

Hu Meiyan grinned, her smile darker than that of a vampire: "Lao Huang, you are afraid that your brother-in-law will die slowly, and you want this ghost to die so thoroughly, why, you want to find a home for your sister? You put a little angel’s cross on his coffin, doesn’t that mean you, me, Lao Hu and the three of us went to pay New Year’s greetings to the chicken? Doesn’t that mean you blocked the donkey’s hooves and poured dog’s blood at the door of the zombie’s house? Can you? Don't talk about it, we won't be able to stay for a few days when we come back, and you will kill my living ghost again."

Hu Yu listened to Hu Meiyan admonishing Huang Shiba, and immediately regained his spirits. He ate melon seeds and echoed, "Huang Shiba, can you stop embarrassing me and let you read more books. Read more books every day. If you know how to play, it’s better not to learn something if you are purely lusty. It’s a shame, when I finally got to use you for something, I almost got split by the whole fork.

You should study hard and study "History of Western Ghosts and Goblins" until you understand it before customizing it. Make a good material, and then we put it in the basement. We can't always let foreign friends and ghosts hang around here dryly, it's not good.You see, the owl is still going up, standing beside it, Emma, ​​its head is still turning, Al, me, turning 360 degrees!Wang Chengren, can you let that thing of yours come down? Brother Er Zhuzi will startle when he opens his eyes. "

The owl fluttered down the beams of the house, fell headfirst to Hu Meiyan, squeezed its throat and said, "I'm protecting my uncle for Aunt Hu, we are all marching at night, if he wakes up and wants to go somewhere, I can take him there , There is no flying beast on Changbai Mountain with better eyesight than mine. My uncle flies so fast that others can't keep up with him. I didn't catch up with him when I came here just now. Let me watch it, don't lose it. "

Hu Meiyan patted the owl's head. The owl's green eyes widened excitedly, and it flew to the beam again in a flutter, ready to guard the vampires all night long.

Hu Meiyan turned her head and said to Hu Yu: "Old Hu, don't always talk about Huang Laosan, I think he is right too. This is a peaceful and prosperous world now, and you don't have much work every day, and you still keep doing business like this What? You said that you are looking for a partner, but you are working hard. If you are half as hard in finding a partner as you are in your career, you are still single until now? How can a fox at your age be single? How can there be? Don't Speaking of our Northeast, look at the whole country, look at Kyushu, look at the whole world, ancient and modern, Chinese and foreign, you ask, is there any fox at your age who is still single? It doesn’t matter if it’s mature or not!”

Hu Yu thought about it carefully, it was true, but he didn't take it seriously, he said to Hu Meiyan righteously: "Sister, it's not that I want to start a career, it's that my career has been messing with me! Tell me, this year I finally got the hang of it, and I was ready to find a partner. I thought I would go to see each other if I had nothing to do. If there is no suitable person, let’s not talk about it. There are many things. I can meet Mumulian when I take a bath at the beginning of the year. This investigation is terrible, under our noses, this thing is constantly making small moves, and it almost blooms everywhere."

Hu Yu told Hu Meiyan about Mulian-related incidents one by one, and when Hu Meiyan heard it, she said two words domineeringly: "Finish it!"

Hu Yu nodded: "I think so too. We must get rid of this irritating thing completely. We can't let him harm our Chinese people, so I plan to arrange a cross-border law enforcement. Do you have any questions?"

Liu Chengshuang pushed his glasses and said, "I think this is feasible, but it needs to be carefully planned, mainly to avoid causing panic among humans."

Huang Shiba: "Are you going to South Korea? Leave the little monsters over there to me. I guarantee that they will bite and scream! You also need to bring Jiaojiao. He can cure those mumulians very quickly. Catch them as soon as you dodge!"

Bai Che: "Then Xiaojin and I have to go too. We are more familiar with the terrain and know which house has Mumulian. Brother, can Hulev go this time?"

Hu Yu replied: "The tiger has to go, and talk (negotiate) with a few skinny tigers over there. If it doesn't work, control it. Those old skinny tigers don't have much fighting power, as long as they don't disturb us. By the way Do any of them know where these mumulians come from? I think they already knew it, and turn a blind eye to me here. Tiger, don’t get used to it this time, it’s time to bite Bite and pat, move your muscles and bones, let them see who is the tiger king of Northeast Asia!

Needless to say, Xiao Hui must follow. "

Xiao Hui raised his hand silently and said: "Brother, can we buy autumn vegetables first before we go? I don't need to buy green onions. I haven't grown radishes, carrots, or potherb mustard potatoes. The greenhouse needs to grow some fine vegetables in winter, or else It’s expensive to go out to buy, not to mention that it may not be available in the county, and you have to go to the city, which is troublesome.”

Hu Yu slapped his forehead and said, "That's right, I almost forgot about it. This is a big deal in Northeast China. The main thing is to stock up some Chinese cabbage, pick up five hundred catties of sauerkraut and put five hundred catties of sauerkraut in the vegetable cellar. Xiaojin you Can I pickle Korean kimchi? I really like that stuff. If you know how, we can buy another 1000 catties. There are not many tourists this year, so maybe [-] catties is enough for us to eat.”

Jin Yanxi said that there is no problem, he is a kimchi expert, and he will definitely be able to complete the task of pickling kimchi.

Hu Yu thought for a while and said: "There is one more thing, we can't turn off the stove, the heating is full of water, once the boiler is off for too long, the heating is easy to freeze, and if the water tank is frozen , we have to sleep in the ice hole when we come back. There are three cubs who have to be watched, and they have to be fed if they don’t run out. Who will take this task?"

Wang Chengren accidentally met Hu Yu's eyes, and said in surprise, "What do you think I am doing? You don't expect a plant to burn the stove, do you? Why don't you just throw me into the stove as firewood?" Got it."

Hu Yu raised his eyebrows and asked, "Are you afraid of fire even if you've become a fairy? It won't burn out, right?"

Wang Chengren said with a helpless face: "The fire must not be broken, so I'm not good at it. Who knows how long it will take you to go, I can watch the fire for a few hours. If it's three or five days, I'll be here." It's not going to be sluggish, it's like asking you Boss Hu to soak in the water every day, with wet hair sticking to your body, would you like it?

And I can't see the three cubs, I can't understand the two tiger cubs, you are a whole husky.Little Huang Pizi, I didn't mean that huskies are not good, how about I show you the husky cubs alone? "

Hu Meiyan said to Hu Yu: "Aren't I here? I can burn the stove and watch the cubs. I promise you two tigers and one dog. This is my old job in my hometown. Don't worry, Erzhuzi and I are here to watch your house."

Hu Yu looked at the vampire hanging upside down on the beam, and was still a little panicked, but this thing came at the right time, and he said to Hu Meiyan: "It's okay for you to stay as a housekeeper, I have to take these two pillars away. The second pillar is an important prop for my plan this time, no, it is an important talent!"

Hu Meiyan: "Oh my god, Lao Hu, you can really calculate. You are indeed the number one fortune teller in Northeast China. We have arranged jobs for us since we came here? Come on, tell me what your plan is. I'll hear what you want." What are you doing with my second pillar?"

Hu Yu proudly stated his plan: "This kind of great magic must be divination before. I said in the divination that there will be guests from afar to help me to ensure the success of the magic. The auspicious day is Wuxu month. Renzi Day. I saw it, hehe, this is Halloween in the west. Southern Goryeo is heavily westernized. On this kind of day, young people dress up and go out. Those of us who are real gods, demons and ghosts are no more scary than them. people.

As far as the looks of our Er Zhuzi are concerned, although I haven't seen many vampires, I have watched many Western movies, with many authentic looks.Noble, lazy, magnificent, mysterious, pale, scary, with sharp and big teeth, anyway, at first glance, he must be an authentic vampire.Follow along, and if anything goes wrong, send him out to take a group photo to divert attention.As far as this matter is concerned, just say whether you agree or not to lend us the person. "

Hu Meiyan nodded after hearing this: "Then I agree, but then I have to go with him, I can't let him go out in a neat (dressed) spirit and take pictures of my disheveled boiler at home."

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