Northeast Daxian Class

"Are you eating dog food now?" A clear female voice came from outside the door.

"Report, report, report to Shen Wang, report to the class of great immortals, Aunt Hu has returned with my uncle." At the same time, there was a hoarse and rough voice, which also spread into the old man as the owl rolled and crawled. meeting room.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！！”又是一道尖利的女声，宛如花腔女高音响彻老会议室和整个仙仙小时候。

A phantom like lightning quickly blocked in front of the woman, with a defensive posture, pale face, blood red lips and blue eyes, patrolling all the people in the meeting room.

"What are you shouting, what's the matter? Who stepped on your foot? Or static electricity caught in your tail? Why did you sound the siren this time?" Hu Yu looked at the woman and asked.

The woman was holding her chest, and she was already charming, but this time her posture was even more charming. I saw her slender eyes looking at Xuanwu affectionately, and she wished she could turn three corners and said: "Northeast Little Fox Fairy Hu Meiyan, Miss Hu has met the Great God of Xuanwu, does the Great God of Xuanwu still remember a meeting in the Heavenly Court 300 years ago?"

Before Xuanwu could answer, Hu Yu looked at the foreigner standing in front of Miss Hu and asked, "What's wrong with your wife? Did you bite her tongue, or did you suck too much blood and the brain's blood supply is insufficient? What are you doing dead (like dead)?"

The vampire looked at Hu Meiyan and then at Xuanwu, and said in a strange tone: "We don't know (don't know), do we, look at this guy, he is very energetic, and he is sick again?"

Xuan Wu, who was named, said with a smile, "I've heard Miss Hu's name for a long time, and I'm lucky enough to see her today, and she really deserves her reputation."

When Hu Meiyan heard what Xuanwu said, she couldn't hide the smile all over her face. She pulled away the vampire who was blocking her, and stepped in front of Xuanwu: "God Xuanwu has heard of me? Know that I am our 'Northeast Xuanwu'?" The president of the Immortal Aid Association? Have you ever received the exclusive fairy photo album that our backup will make for you? There were no cameras at that time, but it was all embroidered by our Northeast fairies!"

Bai Che introduced to Jin Yanxi in a low voice: "This is our number one fairy in Northeast China—Miss Hu. The fox fairy is born to be beautiful. Look at how beautiful she is."

Jin Yanxi: "Yes, she is the most beautiful fairy I have ever seen. She is so beautiful, she can spread rumors with Hu Daxian and lead everyone to follow the stars of the Xuanwu God. Fourth sister, you think the one who is engaged by the Xuanwu God will be better than her looks good?"

Hu Yu: "Oh, sister Hu, you are really good. This guy is not enough for you, the great gods in the Northeast, and they have all gone abroad. I think this means that you have been to the gods of the heavens before! Did you flirt with my Brother Wu?"

Hu Meiyan was no stranger, she sat down on the kang and said, "Huh, what is hoho, we support and love Xuanwu Great God. How many male gods begged me to hoho, no, support, you see I strangle them Well, I think a lot about each one of them. There are a few who have the heroic appearance of our Xuanwu Great God, who can make me crazy for him, and smash the wall for him!"

"Yes, you have never hit a big wall for me. What does it mean to hit a big wall? Is it a description? Or is it real to hit a wall?" the vampire asked curiously.

"What does it mean to hit a big wall? It's just..." Hulev looked forward to someone whose Chinese was worse than his own, and immediately stepped forward to explain.

Hu Yu: "Okay, why are you talking so much about each other? This foreigner has been taken away by you. Sister Hu, please introduce me quickly. I always see this vampire brother in your circle of friends. Back to see real people, real ghosts, just today everyone knows each other, everyone knows each other."

Hu Meiyan slapped the vampire's lower back with her index finger, and said, "Introduce yourself, I taught you at home, Chinese, give them one."

The vampire straightened his bow tie, stroked his silver-white back, and said gracefully: "Hi everyone, I am a vampire from Europe, and I am currently living in the hometown of vampires - beautiful Romania. My family is an ancient Vampire family, my name is, anyway, you Chinese people can’t remember it for a long time. So my lovely wife gave me a Chinese name: Gunet, we are not outsiders, and we can call it more affectionately , Call me by my nickname: Erzhuzi.

Don’t be afraid of me, I don’t suck human blood anymore, I can eat blood tofu, blood sausage, hairy blood and red vegetables and fruits.I have some allergies to garlic, but it is not fatal, and I am afraid of light. I have tried wearing sunglasses, using the sunscreen mask of the same style as my aunt, face kini and other Huaguo sun protection artifacts, so I can move in the sun for a short time.thank you all! "

Wang Chengren: "Doesn't Gunet mean 'good night' in English? That's not what we Chinese call it!"

Liu Chengshuang: "Why is this nickname called Erzhuzi? It's so earthy, why did such a foreign person give him an earthy name?"

Huang Shiba: "I'll stew the whole pot of blood sausage with sauerkraut later, don't put garlic."

Bai Che: "Where's the sweet garlic? Can you eat sweet garlic?"

Xiao Hui: "The blood sausage is freshly poured. It's delicious and hot. I'll let my brother go to the slaughterhouse to buy it tomorrow. I'll give the whole pot of blood sausage without garlic in a while."

Everyone was chattering, and you talked to each other, and the small conference room was divided into several small groups to hold small meetings.

Hu Yu looked at Xuanwu with an apologetic face, and said quickly and seriously: "It's okay, I don't pay attention to the discipline of the meeting. Here is someone to take a look at your loose appearance. Let me say a few words, first of all, on behalf of all of us Team members, border personnel, superior leader Xuanwu God, and everyone sitting here, welcome our married Northeast Fairy and her family to return to their homeland, applaud!"

Everyone clapped and clapped in unison.

Hu Yu continued: "Then, let's invite our Great Northeast Fairy, Comrade Hu Meiyan, who has rich experience in protecting the family and catching monsters, to give a speech on returning home! Applause!"

Hu Meiyan glared at Hu Yu, put her legs on the kang and said: "Okay, why don't you applaud. Come back and chat for a while, this will make you on the line. Hu, I found that you are very good at being an official. It’s addicting, just these three melons and two jujubes, plus you, a total of five people, meeting every day to deliver important speeches. I see your circle of friends, every day you post something like ‘meeting’, ‘going to a meeting’, and ‘meeting is fruitful’.

Or just run up the mountain by yourself, Huang Laosan runs up the mountain, and you chase Huang Laosan to run up the mountain.Second Master Liu went up the tree, Second Master Liu fell down again, Xiao Bai Si was covered with fruit, and Xiao Wu hugged a big pine cone and gnawed there.Can you have a little youthful vigor!Treat yourself like veteran cadres and retired veteran cadres.We are foxes, can we do what a fox should do? "

Hu Yu: "Why did you talk about me as soon as you came back? Why didn't I do what a fox should do? I lead the immortal class, I tell fortunes and divination, I do good deeds, I protect animals, I do decorations, I do shopping, I I burn the boiler, Gu Xiaozai. I am so busy every day. I want to retire. Who else is there in the Northeast after I have retired? You all left, lived in seclusion, and went abroad. How can there be a fox? Immortals are guarding Gada in the northeast."

Hu Meiyan looked at Hu Yu and then at Xuanwu with rolling eyes: "Are you expressing your determination in front of the leader? With your work attitude and work performance, I think no matter how old a fairy is, you can't fault it. But we can't either. Is it the general job? I heard from Erye Liu that you are planning to find a partner? You also want to make up your mind to get out of the singles within this year. Come on, tell my sister, which little fairy do you like?"

Xuanwu thought to himself: I wish I was a goblin.

But Hu Yu said with a sad face: "There is no goblin! I am also worried. I am looking forward to the end of the year. You all feed me dog food and stuff them into my mouth in different ways. Mr. Liu Er and Xiaohui, then I won’t talk about it. Long-term meal tickets are stuffed into my mouth without leaving a meal; this Hulev and Bai Xiaosi, every day, they get better and quarrel, and they want to give it to me. Feed the big goose stewed in an iron pot for a while and then give me kvass (a Russian drink).

Huang Laosan, he is very popular now, if he adopts a style of pure desire, and makes these old men obsessed, he will be more seductive than us vixen.You, come to feed me western food dog food again, it's still raw and bloodshot.Even Brother Wu, the idol in your heart, Xuanwu God, is engaged, don't you know? "

Hu Meiyan nodded unexpectedly and said: "I know, as a loyal fan of the Xuanwu Great God, of course I must know all his information. Besides, if the Xuanwu Great God is not engaged, I, Hu Meiyan, will go forward bravely even if I am punished by God. Pursue my male god, relying on my beauty, wisdom, and spells, I don't believe that I can't compare with Xuanwu Great God's betrothed partner! Xuanwu Great God, can you tell me secretly, which god you betrothed?"

Before Xuanwu could speak, Hu Yu interrupted: "I can't say it, we asked for a long time just now, Brother Wu said, the time has not come, so we can't say it."

Hu Meiyan was a little disappointed, but she heard Xuan Wu say: "I heard that Miss Hu is proficient in seductive arts, and I am going to marry this one who doesn't know how to be interested. I will ask Miss Hu to give me some advice." She looked at Hu Yu meaningfully. .

Hu Meiyan felt that she had discovered a big secret but couldn't say it. Fireworks had exploded in her heart. Through Xuanwu's eyes, she had already written "My Goddess Falls in Love with My Bamboo Horse" and "Heavenly Fallen" in her heart. The male god hit the fool next to me", "One Hundred and Eight Days from Fanhead to Assist" and many other novels on the Jinjiang list.

"Oh, dear, what's wrong with you, why is your face so unpredictable, is it because your male god has a sweetheart and you are disappointed? I understand your feelings very well, but I still hope that your favorite It's me. After all, I don't think my skin color matches the green hat very well." The vampire came over and covered Hu Meiyan's eyes on Xuanwu with a cloak, and at the same time looked at Xuanwu suspiciously

Hu Meiyan hurriedly tore off the cloak covering her face with a pale face, and said, "Don't talk nonsense here, I will tell you later, the fangs can scare you away. Ma Liu went back and sat down Go, don't be scary here, baihuahuang"

Gunet walked away with a look of disappointment, and instantly, quietly hung upside down on the beam of the old conference room.

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