[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

Osamu Dazai's dormitory was also filled with the smell of wood, chemical paint mixed with banana water after renovation, and even, compared with Chuya's dormitory, it smelled of a heavy disinfectant.

The reason is very simple. Of course, it is impossible for two people to fight to demolish only one person's house. Although it was Chuya's own residence that was often demolished when the partners first fought, she was just inexperienced rather than stupid. She ate it once or twice. Unfortunately, after shrinking the wallet, of course I will learn my lesson and reflect on it, and then I will move the battlefield to Osamu Dazai's dormitory next time.

The result is destructive power X2, Mori Ogai looks at the cost list of the two partners' house demolition every month, and the hairline is getting higher and higher.JPG

Diamonds polish each other...it costs money_(:з)∠)_

Lying in such a dormitory, coupled with the body debuff he tossed himself, Osamu Dazai's sleep was very light.After returning to the dormitory, taking a shower and changing clothes, he closed the windows, drew the curtains, made the bedroom airtight and dark, and then tried to sleep with his head covered. In the middle of the month, he didn't rest well, and now he still can't sleep well.His mind was dizzy, and he woke up from sleep in between. When he heard the sound of unlocking the door lock, Osamu Dazai squinted his eyes, raised his drowsy head and looked at the electronic clock beside the bed—— Four p.m.

At this time, violently unlocking the lock, thinking about it, I knew that it was Nakaya's little man who didn't know how to knock on the door and was rude. Osamu Dazai, who used his brain to figure out the cause and effect, scolded Mr. Mori for being troublesome in his heart.

——His evaluation is actually wrong to blame Mori and Zhongya. The former is really afraid that his students will play him to death. As for the latter... the two of them had a fight before and the doorbell was affected, and they were not equipped with new ones during the new decoration. Zhongyuan Zhongya patiently knocked on the door and waited for another 10 minutes. Seeing that there was still no answer, she was worried that the mackerel would drown in the bathtub, so she used her gravity ability to twist the lock cylinder to force her way in.

The most intuitive impression of Osamu Dazai's residence is that it is deserted and unpopular. This is what Chuya Nakahara wants to complain about every time he comes in, whether it is a container he regards as a safe house, or this room that should belong to a high-end apartment. In the apartment dormitory of the category, there are no decorations on the walls, floors and ceilings, and the furniture is pitiful. There are only tables and chairs in the living room and a bare refrigerator, but Zhong also knows that the refrigerator is empty most of the time—otherwise some bastard would Don't always think of her dormitory as a stable food source and storage place, but as for the bedroom: there is nothing but a wardrobe, a bed, a bedside table and a desk.

"Entering someone's house without permission is considered trespassing, Chuya who has no common sense." Osamu Dazai lazily said with a disheveled head poking out from under the quilt.

"You should say this to the coffee in my refrigerator, the guy who took my coffee without telling me." Nakahara Chuya answered the leader's call while bickering with him.

"Yes, Boss, I went in, um, Dazai is alive, he may have a fever, what should I do?" She looked at Dazai's face that was a little more bloody than usual, and asked uncertainly.

Although the two children are his designated partners, Mori Ogai asked Chuya Nakahara to take care of Osamu Dazai. Chief Mori felt his conscience and the office that was hit by Ozaki Koba once asked himself that he couldn't say it. Men and women are different, although The two parties involved obviously didn't wake up to that kind of consciousness, but if there is a real event... um... then his office may have to be completely redecorated...

After careful consideration of his words, Mori Ogai said: "Since this is the case, please look at Dazai a little bit, and if you have any abnormalities, please contact the medical department at any time." The key is not to let him say anything weird The potion is gone!

Even if the leader didn’t say this, he would still know that Osamu Dazai’s talent in medicine, especially in medicine, is a self-made expert for a long time, and he can make all kinds of medicines with strange and weird properties by mixing them casually. Well, the only shortcoming, or what he thinks is the shortcoming, is that the medicines he formulated can't kill people ==

"Understood." Nakahara also hung up the phone. She glanced at the dark room, then at her partner whose blood bar seemed to have been cut off by two-thirds, and walked step by step towards Dazai's position.

"Hey, Chuya, what are you going to do..." Osamu Dazai's heart rang an alarm bell, yelling that it was not good, his own strength was greatly reduced, and if the little slug wanted revenge at this time, then he would definitely QEWQEQEqe...

Ten minutes later, Osamu Dazai, who was rolled up with a quilt and tied with a huge bow with bandages, was thrown onto the sofa in her living room by her.

"Uh er... the little dwarf avenged his personal revenge, and he used such a way of revenge... It's too bad that I was drowned by the smell of the room in Chuya's side. This kind of revenge is definitely in the top rank!" Osamu Dazai, who packed and carried it on a shoulder, stared at his eyes, and his tone was unlovable. He hadn’t eaten for a day, and now he was being carried by Chuya like this. All he felt was black and he was wearing bad taste. slug leprechaun in hat.

"Staying in your room full of the smell of disinfectant is the torture for me, and the BOSS let me watch you, so it's more reassuring to be tied to your own territory... Hey! Don't vomit I'm on the sofa!" Seeing Osamu Dazai with a pale face, Nakahara Nakahara shouted in horror when he realized that something was wrong.

After rushing Dazai into the bathroom, realizing that there was a problem with the way he carried his partner, Zhong Ye finally had a little reflection, and began to pick and choose in the refrigerator, holding the mobile phone in his hand, and the interface was a web search interface.

"Chuya, you just said about kidnapping, right? Hey, you really didn't pretend! The slug finally revealed its sinister intentions to kill people and silence it." Osamu Dazai came out of the bathroom and continued to protest childishly, grabbing her arm Don't let go of words.

"So what, jump out and hit me if you have the ability!" Since Osamu Dazai is currently wearing a debuff, he can't fight, and Nakahara Naka has a lot of quarrel with him. It's a rare opportunity to gain the upper hand by just talking. , she felt very happy, and searched for a long time about what to eat for sick patients, compared with the stock in the refrigerator, and found that she couldn't understand the complicated ones, and the simple... er simple ones were also short of ingredients. Forget it, just rely on intuition , anyway, she is full of snacks, and Dazai will eat them if they are unpalatable~

Thinking this way, Zhong also grabbed a few ingredients at random and entered the kitchen confidently. Twenty minutes later, Osamu Dazai, who was sitting on the sofa with a mackerel pillow, looked at the bowl in front of him that seemed to be covered with a mosaic, and once again I want to ask if this is a new revenge method invented by Chuya Zhongyuan—for example, making dark cooking to kill him or something.

"Uh, the taste is actually pretty good. I tasted it myself. I didn't add more salt, and it didn't burn the bottom of the pot. It's just that the noodles took a long time to cook." Being stared at by Osamu Dazai, Nakahara also scratched his side Lian explained that she really had no intention of poisoning her. Her skill in cooking the kitchen was to heat instant food. She could even fry the kitchen when she first came into contact with it. It didn't fit well, so I unpacked the instant noodles and removed most of the seasoning packets, boiled them, and then added eggs, canned crab meat and vegetables to them.

Then maybe because the cooking time was a little longer, the noodles absorbed the soup and swelled, and then I added some water for the second time, which caused the vegetables to be heated for a longer time... Well, the appearance is a bit ugly ==

"...The slug with poor cooking standards needs to go to a cooking cram school for further training." Without complaining more, Osamu Dazai reached out and picked up the chopsticks to taste it. Well, the taste is not bad except that the noodles are too soft. On the contrary, it is really bad.

"Is there still that kind of cram school?" Nakahara Chuya sat on the armrest of the sofa and hugged a pillow to watch him eat, and asked curiously.

"Yes, otherwise, do you think it's natural for the chefs in those hotels to cook?" Osamu Dazai answered patiently because he was eating hot food, including his favorite canned crab meat.

"Isn't it natural?" Nakaya, whose previous reference was Shirase and others, continued to ask.

"........."

It was also after becoming a partner that Osamu Dazai really realized what Nakahara only had eight years of life experience. She lacked common sense, had no experience in systematic teaching, and had never encountered any reliable teaching before Or, after no longer worrying about whether he is human or not, Zhong Yuanzhong also showed a vigorous exploration of the outside world.

Sometimes it can be said to be a headache-provoking curious slug, Osamu Dazai would think so in private, with some inexplicable complex emotions.

Because of some emotional thoughts in my heart, whenever Nakahara Chuya asked various questions, Osamu Dazai would answer them properly instead of perfunctory her.Whether these questions are about the interpretation of social tone, or the conventions that need to be paid attention to in human relations, or the knowledge required to use abilities, or other strange questions, as long as Zhong Ye is willing to ask Ask, as long as Osamu Dazai can answer, then he will answer.

As for why he did it...

Osamu Dazai didn't want to think about the real answer, so he found an excuse that he wanted to observe his partner.

Yes, it is to observe the little partner. Osamu Dazai persuaded himself in this way. The reasons are all ready-made, because Nakahara Chuya is very interesting in itself-she wants to be a "human", and she is trying to become a human being, which makes Osamu Dazai The existence that wants to touch and find the meaning of life has enough reasons to observe her, and then to observe "people".At the same time, he also knew that after the death of "N", and after the instructions in Chuya's mind were overwritten by herself, there was almost no way in this world to prove that she was a "human".

But it's better to let her learn to be human than to let Zhong also admit that she is not human.

This is Osamu Dazai himself, unconsciously generated thoughts.

The reason is that half a month after the end of the Verlaine incident, before Chuya wanted to ask to return to work, Mori Ogai led other Mafia psychologists to conduct a comprehensive psychological evaluation on her-this is necessary, after all, in the previous Central Plains I have also experienced such a painful loss, and I am also covered in bruises. After such a change, it is difficult for a person not to cause some kind of psychological trauma.

However, the results of the test were better than expected. Nakahara Chuya’s psychological state is very stable, or too stable. Maybe it was deliberately adjusted when the researcher deliberately adjusted or edited the personality, as a self-contradictory singularity" Nakahara Chuya's personality is extremely stable. She grieves for the friend who died, but she will not hate it. At the same time, she has no fear or negative emotions about the future because of the loss of her companion.

Therefore, Mori Ogai happily told Dazai that when he judges his subordinates as a leader, he would be very happy to see a subordinate like Nakaya who is mentally stable, not affected by setbacks, and still able to maintain a positive work attitude. Nakahara Nakahara will also be PortMafia Useful hole cards and guarantees, no doubt.

But this result made Osamu Dazai, who also participated in the psychological examination and evaluation process and was informed of the result, feel a little bit of unhappiness in his heart. Yes, it was unhappiness rather than guilt. Dazai had no regrets about his previous battle plan and the sacrifice he caused Any sense of guilt, because it is an inevitable sacrifice after precise trade-offs, a sacrifice for the final goal, but he will still feel unhappy.

It would not be pleasant to take it for granted, he thought with a sneer, and was very unhappy with Mori Ogai's words.Zaizhong also fell to the ground after the "dirtyness", and he was the one who caught her. At that time, Zhongya was covered in blood and was almost out of human shape. He was even worried that she would die at any time, but she was able to breathe in less than a week Throwing apples at him completely and scolding him.If it wasn't for the tears that soaked the clothes on his back that day, Dazai would really think that Nakahara Chu is also a stable, logical and self-consistent personality that can self-regulate and is not affected by the outside world, and is a powerful and indestructible humanoid weapon.

But in fact she is not, she fell asleep on the soft and big enough sofa after the meal, Dazai looked at Chuya Nakahara, who continued to struggle with the materials, and thought to herself——she didn’t Sad, happy and angry, when Chuya quarreled with him, his temper was very lively and reckless, hot and beautiful, people couldn't take their eyes off at all.

She just doesn't understand intense emotions, and doesn't know what kind of feedback to give. Osamu Dazai combined the information he read and evaluated. No one taught her to cry when she was sad, so she didn't cry. No one taught her She can hate and make unreasonable troubles in the face of harm, so she will not hate and make troubles unreasonably. He can also imagine the consequences of not being taught. In the long run, the Central Plains will inevitably learn to be patient and harmonious in a logical and self-consistent manner, until it is completely unreasonable. I would hate it, but that would be so boring.

So what should I do to make things more interesting and make Mr. Mori's ideas come to nothing... Osamu Dazai looked at her orange-red hair, delicate and sweet side face, and slightly undulating bust line, wanting to give Mori Ogai Tiandu's thinking went astray unconsciously...

Little slug, it's actually pretty, isn't it?

The author has something to say:

Hmm... the 16-year-old middle sister is undoubtedly the one who really doesn't understand a lot.

As for the 16-year-old Zai Ma, he is so dark but immature, he reads that he wants to make Chuuya feel like a human being, but in fact he only wants Chuya to be special to him, but he never imagined that when he was making this special I will also put myself in it ╮(╯▽╰)╭