[Wen Ye] Miss Nakahara's Revenge

Although Chu also knew that Dazai Osamu looked handsome on the outside, but had a gloomy and deadly bad nature on the inside, but it was only in recent months that he actually saw and was affected by it.

——After the Verlaine incident ended, Mori Ogai issued an order to make the young boy and girl officially become partners.

The addition of an extra partner also brought more substantial troubles to Zhongyuanzhong: when she was performing the mission, she had to pay attention to the guy's state at all times after completing the raid, so as to prevent him from throwing an attack without warning when he was approaching the end of the command. Water; occasionally when going to the scene by locomotive as a means of transportation, people need to be bound and fixed to prevent them from suddenly letting go and trying to jump to death by jumping off the car; when an injury goes to the medical department for treatment, it is necessary to promptly remind the medical staff to clean up the medicines in the ward , to prevent a guy from mixing a cup of booster and lower blood pressure drugs on a whim...

It is no exaggeration to say that most of the time, the reason why Chuya and Dazai quarreled to the point of demolishing the house can be attributed to the other party's whim.

Being irritated by the opponent's endless tricks, but saying that he can't beat Dazai, a good sophistry, the consequence is of course that Chuya gave up thinking and went straight to it--Dazai Osamu is an anti-power, not affected by gravity, Although Nakaya can completely manipulate the surrounding objects to smash him to the point of burying him alive, but it is unnecessary and troublesome. Dazai is as slick as the "mackerel" nickname Nakaya called him, and he is extremely flexible.Therefore, a fight between two people of the same age is simply a fight. Although it is a bit wrong for two men and women to fight, it is obvious that there is no such thing as pity for each other in Dazai Osamu's dictionary.

——It's wrong to associate Lianxiang Xiyu with Chuya. Osamu Dazai, who had his ribs broken by Chuya when they met for the first time, has always been so sharp.

Chuya really doesn't understand why the other party wants to die, isn't it good to live?This world is a novelty to her, with infinite possibilities, waking up and opening her eyes every day is a miracle, why do she have to want to die.She really didn't understand when she grabbed Osamu Dazai by the collar and questioned him, and Osamu Dazai, who would be beaten up by herself most of the time because of his inferior physical skills, would stare at his face as if it was nothing. eyes, laughing in a world-weary and chaotic way.

"This is obviously what I want to ask Zhongye. People will be valuable if they live. Do you really think so?" His voice was soft and slow, like a devil who induces people to commit crimes. Don't take his set.

——To be honest, if it wasn’t for Dazai’s good-looking face, one eye was bad enough, as early as when Dazai said that, he would have directly punched him in the face to help him get a black eye .

For the sake of face, she hesitated a little for the first time, and then mercilessly replaced the punch in the face with an over-the-shoulder throw.

I couldn’t find anything like batteries or conductive wires by the coast line in the early morning. Nakaya finally planned to remove a tree trunk that was strong enough to take pictures of mackerel from a tree on the roadside. Unfortunately, the wrong position was taken, and the trunk hung up. After wearing the mackerel’s black coat, she fished the large non-recyclable mackerel ashore like a harpoon fish—although during the period, due to the disqualification of a certain mackerel in the human world, the tree trunk and people were too heavy. Ye's hands were unsteady a few times, causing the mackerel to heave up and down in the water.

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"Pffwah—it's too bad. When I opened my eyes, not only did I not see the sea goblin, but I also saw a dark and stinky dwarf slug." Osamu Dazai choked a few times because of the ups and downs when he came out of the water Salting seawater, spitting out seawater, the 16-year-old boy had a world-weary expression of "what a pity, what a pity". With his pale face, no matter how you look at it, it fits the water ghost floating in the river in the story.

He sat up, looked at the "fishing" tool in his eyes, and raised his eyebrows: "Ah, I thought you would find the battery?" I remember that the other party was so angry when he was dragged out of the river last time Threatening to electrocute him with a battery if he re-enters the water, making him look like a belly-turning fish.

"Indeed, you should be thankful that there are no electric poles around here." Nakahara said blankly, otherwise she would have directly pulled the wires to make Dazai, a bastard, feel the sourness of rolling his eyes, "Of course, if If you don’t feel satisfied, you can jump down and float for a while.”

"Hmm...it sounds like a good idea, but forget it." After thinking about it for a moment, Dazai Osamu's patience disappeared, and he shrugged before he was about to kick him back into the sea again, and said regretfully, "Since I didn't If you die, then try again when you are in a good mood for the time being, the sea water tastes a bit bad, evil..." He smacked his mouth, commenting on his suicide attempt this time as if tasting the bitterness of sea water, but unfortunately the only audience present Not flattering at all, he patted the dust on his sleeves from saving people, and Zhongyuan Zhong also walked straight to the pick-up car that drove nearby on time.

When she opened the door of the car, a certain wet mackerel came nearby faster with his long legs, as if planning to rub against her car.

"You don't have a car to pick you up?" Zhong Ye's tone was not very good, well, it's taken for granted that if you meet bad people early in the morning, you can predict that the next day will definitely not go well for you.

"The mobile phone and wallet are all flushed." Osamu Dazai replied more confidently than her, "I'm a car, I'm one of the smallest kind people, and I'll take you to see something interesting later." He said mysteriously, but it was a pity that the person opposite The little partner will never show his imaginary, eager eyes like a puppy.

She would go first to open the trunk of the car, throw the dry towel inside Dazai's face, and slap a bill on his sleeve by the way.

"The cost of washing the car and drying the towels is yours."

"Wow, don't you want to be so fussy~ Maybe it's because the house is being renovated so you don't have any money on the card~ It sounds miserable to say that eating dirt in the second half of the month~" Which pot is not opened and which pot is to be lifted, even hit the nail on the head .

"Who do you think is responsible, bastard!"

The return journey was still a familiar silence, the wallet and mobile phone were buried with water, the game console could not be stuffed into the car, Dazai Fu closed his eyes as soon as he got in the car, and the towel on his face was so big that Chuya slapped him Very, it can almost be used as a blanket, and he is not welcome, anyway, after signing the IOU, after drying the water, Osamu Dazai kept his shape and wrapped himself like a caterpillar, so as to absorb a little bit of warmth, although the time is approaching In summer, but Osamu Dazai was shivering with cold in view of his previous death behavior.

As for Chuya, although the fact that the bastard partner got into the car and didn't make a fuss made her a little bit puzzled, a quiet Dazai with a bad stomach is better than a noisy Dazai with a bad belly, so she got in the car and reported the location and opened it. On the mobile phone, first be proficient at reporting the coordinates to the subordinates who were newly transferred to Dazai’s subordinates, who are running around like headless chickens asking where Mr. Dazai has gone, and then asked additionally in the rainbow fart of the other party who seems to have encountered a reincarnated benefactor Sentence [Is he still working today?Oh, and if it's confidential I didn't ask. ]

It can be regarded as the only remaining sympathy for my partner,

Although it is said to be her partner in action, Dazai, this bastard is obviously one level higher than her, and he is about to be promoted to a cadre candidate. In addition, he is still a student of the leader Mori Ogai, and the projects he is in charge of often involve secrets. Accidentally asked what shouldn't be listened to - although it won't be fined, but someone does have a unique taste for watching her step on the pit, if she is locked up because of this, the other party will definitely be in next week's "this book" It was widely publicized in Zhongye Weekly, which refused to admit defeat.

[No, no, Mr. Dazai's work during this period has been completed, we only found out after finishing it...]

I found that the person disappeared without saying a word and went to play rafting.

Chuya Nakahara helped him complete the trajectory from the bottom of his heart, clicked his tongue, and was thinking about which side of the sea near Yokohama was so unlucky that he would be killed by Dazai.

But in the end, it had nothing to do with her, so she just thought that she replied indifferently [Got it, thank you for letting me know], and then closed the chat window.Looking at the time on the phone, it was 07:30, sister Hongye should be up, so she clicked on Ozaki Hongye's profile picture, and sent the gift she chose for tomorrow's banquet with a photo and certificate to the other party.

Koye Ozaki replied very quickly, besides [I have a good eye for choosing], she also confessed that she would remember to go with her when the time comes.

"It's a banquet of banquet cuisine, the venue is XXXXX, don't forget." Ozaki Koye reminded her, and Naka who was watching the screen here also stuck out his tongue, showing a small expression of disgust—she thought she would never Being used to traditional banquets in the Far East, most of the dishes are cold. Although the dances of the girls accompanying the wine at the banquet are beautiful, for some reason, their smiles that are too soft and just right always make her feel out of place, let alone the occasion The eyes of the so-called partners who talked with Mafia...

She just can't get used to the custom of eating, drinking and talking about business!

"Oh, it's the part of socializing that dwarfs hate the most." At some point, the weight of a head was added to his shoulders, and the caterpillar Dazai leaned on Nakaya's shoulder to read her text messages, "Come on, this business is still a bit The important thing is, the little guy must hold back and don't get angry and smash the venue~" He said in an emotionless tone.

"...Go to sleep!" Because he did have a history of beating someone because of someone else's tricks, which led to the collapse of his business, Zhong Yuan Zhong was also angry and could not be justified.

"Slightly slightly slightly, that's not it, it's super interesting that you look like a puffer fish~"

"Besides, I'll really beat you up!"

Because tomorrow night is destined to have nothing to eat and there is a high probability that he will be disgusted, so after getting off the car, Zhong Ye simply rushed into the convenience store in the neighborhood and bought a lot of junk food in retaliation.

"Always eat these and be careful not to grow tall, shorty, are you 1.6 meters tall now?" Looking at the large and small bags in Zhongya's hands, Osamu Dazai nimbly took a canned crab from her bag and whispered viciously.

"Whispering, you!" When I mentioned this, I got angry. When she met Dazai Osamu, she was about the same height as him. At that time, the bad Mafia boy said that she would not grow taller in the future. Well, I didn't believe it. , she drinks milk seriously every day. She is now 16 meters tall at the age of 1.5 after one year, but the annoying thing is that the bastard Dazai is already 1.7 meters... Ah! ! !Why does that kind of bastard who is busy with himself every day grow so tall!

Because Dazai poked the pain point in his height, Chuya snatched back the canned crab she bought herself in a rage, rushed to his door and closed the door with a bang, locking the mackerel outside. As for Dazai, oh, he He just murmured a grumpy little man, and then went to find the wire to pry his own door lock. As for the key?Oops, flush, of course I can't find it.

Because of such a series of "surprises" from midnight to early morning, Zhongyuan Zhong didn't feel sleepy at all when he returned home.Then simply don’t sleep well, put the instant food she bought into the microwave oven to heat up, and then boil a pot of hot water on the stove, and she nestled on the sofa with her laptop computer and started to eat. Next day, she will accompany Hongye Cadres go to the information of the target of the reception.

Social communication is an indispensable part of being a "person", and it is also the part that Zhongyuan Zhong also believes is missing the most. When she was a "sheep", she didn't need to worry about these things: as long as she was fierce enough, she would fight, and she would fight bad guys who had bad intentions for children. Getting rid of them all is considered a victory, but after joining PortMafia, this is not acceptable. Both Koyo Ozaki and the "pianist" have advised her so.

If you want to go further and see more, you must learn to communicate with all kinds of people.

This is what it takes to be a "human".

The reason is clear, Chuya still feels very difficult, whether it is her early experience or her own gender are unfavorable factors in communication: the only use that a young and beautiful girl can provide in such a social situation is to be used by others. Ornamental vases—or so the men thought.Koyo Ozaki commented so sharply when teaching her, obviously they didn't know that the flowers that bloom in the night would cut their throats with a knife at any time.

"But we have to admit that force is indeed not a universal pass. Sometimes people... do have to learn some other devious methods, such as relying on clever language and other smarter means. Although, it is indeed more difficult."

But it was too difficult for Nakahara Nakaya. After 10 minutes, her mind was filled with various relationships, and she began to angrily extend her claws to the cheese-baked sweet potatoes in the microwave oven.

In this way, I was stumbling through the snacks and forced myself to gnaw on the interpersonal relationship information all morning, and it was the call from the leader Mori Ogai who also beat the laptop with an animal pillow during the timely rescue.

"If it's convenient, please also go and confirm Dazai-kun's situation." During the phone call, Mori Ogai's tone was kind but somewhat embarrassed.

"...in connection with the work he was previously responsible for."

"... Dazai was injured?" Chuya moved the tip of his nose, tried hard to remember and think, probably not, she thought uncertainly, all she smelled was the smell of sea water from that guy's body along the way, no blood, although The Dazai he saw this morning seemed to be a bit abnormal—he just spoke to her and didn't provoke her.

"Probably not, but maybe he will inject himself with some kind of medicine..." Mori Ogai is short-tempered when it comes to this matter. The project he is in charge of for Dazai is the research and development of anti-toxins. How come the student hasn't tried it yet after the project is completed? Just give yourself a shot...

Even if you want to test the medicine, you don’t take it with you.

Xiaotu Zaizhi is really not afraid of being poisoned to death by that level of toxin...

The author has something to say:

Hmm... Dazai is developing an antidote for Chuya's weak resistance to poison. It's a secret apology. After all, he was the one who got tricked and was tortured to death by "N".

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