The country refused to make me a god

A week is enough for a lot of news to be fermented in secret. Obviously, as the biggest gimmick, Edward Lam could not be absent. As early as the news was released, he took the lead in grabbing the top row of the KPI of the marketing account, and was honored to be the The one who stood out from the crowd in the entertainment circle.

[Yougua V today: Xiaogua has something important to report today. In the press conference news previously released by @白百, a very young guest will participate, and a scientific research promotion ambassador will also be announced at this conference ,? This will be another spokesperson for New Century Hua-Guo's cutting-edge R&D team after @百百,? So far, it is known that the top niche teams have some contact with it,? Who do you like the most? 】

[Huahua Entertainment V: There is a melon saying that [email protected] the press conference announced by Zero Billion will be a "renewal conference of scientific research promotion ambassadors". The @百百will step down as a result.This time, the ambassador will use the model of referendum to select the spokesperson for the final one-year period. Netizens, what do you think? 】

What do you think?Sit and watch.

Anyway, it has nothing to do with me anyway,? No matter how much you vote, you will not vote on your head. It is better to care about whether the energetic voters after hearing the news will lose in the end due to various reasons.

However, apart from the celebrities in the entertainment industry, there is another person who is mentioned, which is obviously not ignored by netizens.

[@夏表和表塔: @百百, why doesn’t the great god come to catch the heat?Didn’t you say that you want to defeat the marketing account? Why haven’t you picked up the latest melon after it’s been out for so long? 】

[@久久和满满钟吹: How can Aite @白百?How embarrassing is this? Why don’t you @百千亿 forward it? I’ll remember to vote for you and try to get you re-elected? 】

【@反头魔王收入纽级里: Upstairs you are too bamboo shoot hahahahahahahahaha, since you are about to step down, let others have a little hope,? I will remember to vote for Edward Lam when the time comes. 】

【@吃味吃酷乐乐乐啊: Can you guys stop being so bamboo shoots?withdraw!withdraw!Understand, we can't stand this kind of grievance, two years, he didn't even learn the basics of being a qualified marketing account, and you still want to vote for him? 】

What is the most notable feature of the marketing account?

Almost all surfing netizens can say with one voice: chasing hot spots.

Of course this point...the marketing team who succeeded in replacing Yi Lin as the [Zero Billion] account did not seem to have learned in time, and even the forwarding of this melon was a bit slow, no matter how many Weibo posts, And no longer talk about any issues related to this conference.

Coincidentally, because of being provoked by a certain marketing account, the [Zero Billion] account made a vow a few days ago to 'follow the marketing account's path, so that the marketing account has nowhere to go'.

This has not been realized yet, emmmmmmmmm... Then, Yi Lin came back.

The team lost the flag they had put down earlier, and amidst the ridicule of many netizens, they managed to stare at their mobile phones and missed the main KPI of this year's part-time job.

You don’t understand, the melons released by yourself, even if they are authentic, can’t be rubbed easily.

Otherwise, the marketing account may just delete comments, and we will directly involve confidentiality.

Don't think we don't know what monsters and snakes are under the skin of some numbers.

Although it's not good to work part-time as a marketing account, to be honest, as a top student majoring in computer science, this line is quite ok.

The members who regained control after Edward Lam posted the blog looked at the long series of teasing messages in the private message in front of them, sighed deeply, and chose to put on their white coats and walk towards the deep laboratory without hesitation. go.

Out of sight, out of sight, how much you laugh now, you will be slapped in the face more in the future.

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After all, it is a confidential project. Although this press conference is only a preliminary product display platform in the early stage, the possibility of passive leakage of information is more or less close to zero.

In contrast, there is obviously only one reason for the wanton distribution of melons on such a large scale this time.

Publicity.

And it's publicity with some entertainment.

Messages will always change over time and spread.

With the dissemination of many channels, the news about the blogger [Zero Yi] has changed from possible resignation to successful dismissal because of his poor business ability, and this 'soon to After receiving a lot of mocking comments, the retired former spokesperson' successfully won the sympathetic title of 'the worst marketing account' kindly presented by netizens.

Under the skin of Zero Billion Account: Hehe...you are the ones laughing at us now, and we are the ones laughing at you after being taken away.

In this joyful Internet atmosphere, the press conference, which had been preheated for more than a week in advance, finally released the link of the live broadcast room at the same time through the two ports of [Zero Billion] and [Hua-Guo Daily] .

Not only that, the #高考加油# tag, which was originally the number one hot search, also dropped its position in an instant. On top of its original position, it was controlled by the background, and the airborne became the tag of #脑机科技重重改队会议# .

Netizens who get up early have melons to eat, and netizens who cultivate immortals grow melons to eat.

Almost the second after the tag was replaced, hundreds of thousands of viewers flooded into the black live broadcast room in an instant. Even though the entire interface has not changed at all, and there is only a simple title hanging above it, it is still enough to make people laugh. The barrage flew up rapidly.

Jokes, although there is no host, but what they are talking about is completely printed in black and white on the front page of the live broadcast room.

Brain-computer technology!Not to mention anything else, the name alone is enough to pull it up a lot, who cares if there is any press conference or national vote after you?

Just call it awesome!

[No matter what the content is released later, I will take the lead in shouting that the motherland is awesome! 】

[Seeing this title, I suddenly remembered the brand new voting method mentioned in the melon I ate before. I have already prepared the chicken blood. When will the chicken come? ? ? 】

[It's only six o'clock now, why open the link so quickly for the nine o'clock press conference, say, do you want me to scream for three hours and get tired before I speak? 】

[Since such a big announcement must have been fully prepared long ago, then I will go to have breakfast first and then join the atmosphere group. 】

[The first step in eating melons is to find papers.How come your group of marketing accounts have been warming up for more than a week and can’t even dig out a deeper melon, which is useless than zero billion. This is the purpose of your drainage. 】

[Don't digress, the marketing account is useless, but Zero Billion is able to send messages before the official media, and even has the channel of opening a live broadcast room. It is conceivable that the usual ridicule is ridicule, but in fact its status It is estimated that it is comparable to the official blog of the Academy of Sciences, but it is just a little more approachable. 】

The bullet screens in the live broadcast room kept going, and the shady scene in the live broadcast room seemed to continue. Even if the link was opened in advance, there was no other warm-up measure except for the constant influx of netizens.

until……

"Hey, hello, can you hear me?"

Hei's originally silent screen suddenly sounded a somewhat youthful voice unexpectedly, causing many communal animals on the way to work who were relying on the live broadcast room to be turned on and casually turned the volume of their mobile phones on the way to work.

! ! !Didn't the live broadcast start at nine o'clock? !

Is this sudden noise intended to scare people? !

Bad review!

Most of the people who entered the live broadcast room during this time period were migrant workers on their way to work, and the sudden sound of the live broadcast room obviously not only shocked them, but also made them successfully experience a social experience in a short period of time. die.

The most intolerable thing for social animals is social death

The bullet screen, which had been posting adoring remarks, quickly changed direction in an instant, and they all condemned the host of the live broadcast room.

Of course, all these remarks were covered in the next second when the screen appeared in the live broadcast room.

With a slight 'click' sound, the originally black screen became the scene of the press conference, accompanied by a young voice who seemed to be talking to something after the camera.

"I'm here at the press conference. If there is anything in the laboratory, you are responsible first. I will deal with any problems when I go back."

"Remember to pay attention to those petri dishes in the cell room. The medicine has been added before, and the cultivation time is almost up."

"As long as they don't stop me, I can probably go back in the afternoon. If you give me the name of a spokesperson, I probably won't even think about going back today."

"I didn't agree, so I changed the voting method. I guess it should be the same as before. It will be from the entertainment industry."

"It seems to have changed the algorithm calculation, who knows what they think, their innovative algorithm is completely different from before?"

"The underlying architecture has changed, it's not that simple."

"Don't mention it anymore. I haven't paid attention to things over there recently. Don't worry, I won't go abroad until the higher-level arrangements are made in the short term."

The young voice seemed to be very close to the radio microphone. Although the content on the other side could not be heard, what he said was clearly heard by the millions of people who gradually poured in.

And this content also had to cause an uproar among netizens.

[This... can be regarded as a live broadcast accident! 】

[Isn't it the popularly elected spokesperson who made a lot of noise before?How could you have made a decision directly after hearing what this person said? 】

[You can be the one you want, do you really think that's the only way to win the hearts of the people?If I found out that my ticket was stolen, I would be the first to report to the police! 】

[What algorithm?Why do you feel that what this person said before and after is not the same thing?But if it's really shady, I'll be the first to refuse! 】

[When we have been walked for so long, is it for nothing?If it was a default decision, no matter how lively the warm-up was before, you will be scolded and embarrassed by then. 】

[How big is the title of this spokesperson? 】

"Yishen! Yishen!"

Apparently another stranger came to the radio microphone. Although everyone still didn't know each other, this voice unknowingly exposed the original young man who spoke clearly.

"Boss Wei called you over, the press conference is about to start."

etc?What did he call that guy just now?

Yishen?The person who said this was Edward Lam?

Well, that's all right.

The hearts of netizens are rebellious, since you don't want to be the spokesperson...

Then I really have to let you see what is the real shady scene.

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Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!