Star Cat [Entertainment]

Lan Mumu's recent recuperation days were very boring. Teacher Shu was so busy that he left early and returned late, so he had less time to accompany him. After returning from Ji Bai's place, Daju was exceptionally silent. He looks like he can't open his eyes and doesn't pay attention to people.

The excrement shoveler didn't know what he was busy with, and he didn't reply to his messages. Ji Bai's crew went to the desert to shoot exterior scenes.

Mr. Shu still didn't allow him to go out. Lan Mumu, who thought he could be lazy when he was sick, regretted it to death.

Fortunately, the previously filmed variety show was aired ahead of schedule.

When the trailer was released on the Internet, the popularity remained high. The clip was edited: Lan Mumu hugged a Chinese cabbage and was chased up a tree by a group of dogs, with the subtitles of the program group and [-] cents Money special effects, special funny.

Fans who haven't seen their idols for a long time, fans of dramas and variety shows, stood in front of the TV early, waiting for the show to air.

Shu Zhongyi, who has been very busy since his identity was revealed, also appeared on the sofa on time at the prime time of Tomato TV, watching TV with Lan Mumu.

It was the first time for Lan Mumu to watch his own variety show. When he participated in a reality show before, he lived in a dormitory and was worried all day long about being exposed by others. How could he have the leisure to watch the show?

I feel bitter and tired when I shoot, but it’s another feeling when I watch it.

The variety show that was originally filmed for several days and nights was cut into two hours, and what can be preserved is naturally the essence.

The two crews participating in the variety show this time, there are more than a dozen stars, big and small, who are capable stars, have veteran actors with acting skills, and popular traffic like Schumann and Ding Hao. He was frequently searched, but he was used to being lazy, and his qualifications were low, so he didn't have many shots an hour before the variety show.

Some shots also focused on his 360-degree face with no dead ends.

Shu Zhongyi held the little lazy cat in his arms and ate melon seeds, touched his face that had returned to normal body temperature, "Is the variety show fun?"

Lan Mumu knocked off Teacher Shu's hand, and laughed so hard that he twitched, "It's fun, why didn't I find it so fun when I was shooting it? Haha, Ding Hao dug dozens of catties of lotus root in exchange for money to buy meat, Before cooking, I almost took the stray cat away. Schumann also laughed at me for not making my life dirty. She actually washed the whole fish and put it in the oil pan... Fortunately, I was not feeling well that day and didn’t eat. The fish, without disembowelling and disembowelling, must be bitter..."

Facing Lan Mumu who watched the variety show he participated in, what else could Shu Zhongyi do?

He could only secretly send a message to Xu Rui, pretending that he had never stopped the agency from accepting Lan Mumu's resident guest of the variety show.

Ever since I knew that Lan Mumu was a cat, even though he yelled that he was a cat demon, he had no memory of the original owner at all. Except for a little goblin who was passionate on the bed, he didn’t have any golden fingers on weekdays. That orange cat with superior IQ and dropped EQ.

After abducting home, Shu Zhongyi took strict precautions, for fear that someone would find out about his boy's anomalies. It was okay to have Xu Rui staring at him during filming, but he let the cat go alone to promote variety shows. Shu Zhongyi was really worried, and several times at night Dreamed that the boy in his family was stripped of the cat's vest, and woke up with fright...

After watching this episode of the variety show, Shu Zhongyi also discovered that his young boy is really talented in variety shows. He can run, dance, sing and dance. He has become an Internet celebrity cat without the burden of being an idol, and he is not as arrogant as a popular little fresh meat. The disadvantage, anyway, their cats treat Twolegs equally - they are all reserve shit shovel officers.

From this point of view, Lan Mumu is not a temperament that can be calmed down. Developing in the direction of variety shows is also a way out, which is better than filming.

He can't expect any acting skills from a cat?But these days, relying on face is enough to make a living, but which vase in the crew does not shoot kiss scenes and bed scenes?With no acting skills and high pay, investing in production is not a big deal. For the sake of ratings or box office, the vase effect must be maximized-the bigger the scale of the meat, the better.

Lan Mumu was lucky this time, meeting Director Ye who was serious about filming, this role was almost tailor-made.But what about the next play?The entertainment industry looks glamorous, and under the temptation of money and beauty, there are many monsters and ghosts from all walks of life.

If Lan Mumu likes filming, he can naturally think of ways, such as investing money and finding ways to train young directors...

I was born as a lazy cat, who likes the hustle and bustle of the entertainment industry, but hates the hard work of filming.

The variety show just ended, and Lanmumu's emoticons are freshly released. Some are sitting on a tree branch and picking up cabbage leaves, some are spraying each other with Chinese pastoral dogs, some are digging lotus roots and splashing mud all over their faces... ...Lan Mumu in the show showed her strength and self-willedness.

The cabbage that was finally brought on the plane by Lan Mumu was also very popular. It was so popular that there was the same model on Taobao - the same model of emotional venting toys for stars. The leaves are not torn.

Netizens frantically ridiculed Taobao sellers who want to make money and want to go crazy. Which one of them doesn't have real cabbage?Netizens in the north said that every family has a cellar, who is short of cabbage?What is missing is the owner who holds the cabbage——Lan Mumu who can fight even without makeup.

In private, I placed an order secretly. After all, the same silicone toy as a celebrity is also at the price of cabbage. In just one night, the Taobao shopkeeper who was scolded miserably sold tens of thousands of transactions. Cabbage successfully replaced the star in the variety show with hundreds of millions of fans. On the hot search.

Lan Mumu didn't know that her emoticons became popular all over the country overnight.He is immersed in the ecstasy of recovering from illness and lifting the ban.

After receiving the medical examination report from the hospital, the cold was cured and he was in great health.He can live a happy life with delicious food and spicy food again.

Such a lazy person on weekdays, with unprecedented enthusiasm for work, took advantage of Shu Zhongyi's business trip that night, and made an appointment with Schuman to hang out.

Thanks to the variety show, Lan Mumu and Schumann became acquainted, a revolutionary friendship based on emojis.

In the variety show, Schumann looks as weak and sweet as a little princess. It’s fine to kill the male guests in seconds by playing games. He cuts vegetables and meat more quickly than the village aunt. In the last link, he couldn’t stand another young freshman in the same group. , the princess hugged a man, and the game session won the men who carried the female guests on their backs.

He became famous in the first battle, and now there are only a lot more female man expression packs circulating on the Internet than Lanmumu's.

Schumann made an appointment at a high-end game hall. When Lanmumu arrived, she found another acquaintance at the scene—the one who was hugged by her princess in the variety show.

Lan Mumu was a little confused, and Schumann was also dumbfounded.

Pulling Lan Mumu aside, "Didn't it be good for you to bring your friends over? In case you meet paparazzi, you can also use cover."

"Are you together?" Lan Mumu couldn't turn the corner, agreed to be single?I didn't see any signs of it in the variety show, and the WeChat clearly said that it was a group activity of the crew, how could it be?

Schumann smiled sweetly, with a touch of complacency, and there was no trace of a female man on his body, "Well, I just caught up with you. I'm not thinking about the first date. I'm inexperienced and afraid of being left alone, and I'm afraid of being secretly photographed. I hint It's so obvious, you are too disrespectful, what about bringing a girlfriend?"

Lanmumu scratched his head, is there any?Every time I chat with Schumann, the words are buried in a pile of emoticons, and, Teacher Shu...is not a girlfriend, so I can't bring it out.

That night, Lan Mumu made a big light bulb all the way, ate dog food after meal, and was exhausted.

It was the first time I experienced the heartache of a shit-shoveling officer. He slipped away halfway, was caught by Schumann, and was scolded for not showing his brother's loyalty.

Until late at night, Lan Mumu went home with a sad face, and was checked by Teacher Shu again.

Lan Mumu was not prepared at all, honestly explained all the ins and outs, and even dug out the phone chat records to prove her innocence.

But he didn't wait for Teacher Shu's comfort, instead he asked a series of questions.

"Still chatting with women at two o'clock in the morning?"

"This is why you told me to go to the company today? If the other party hadn't brought a boyfriend, you guys and widows..."

Lan Mumu's desire to survive was very strong, smelling the sour smell of overturned vinegar jar in the air, she stood on tiptoe and blocked Teacher Shu's kiss.

No matter how angry Mr. Shu is, he will never let go of the little lamb delivered to his door, especially a fat little lamb that has recently been ill and raised.

When the nightlife kicked off, Lan Mumu, who could only eat light ingredients during his illness, praised his wit; during the intermission, Lan Mumu rubbed his sore and almost numb waist, and lamented that his old man The man has a male dog waist, and his physical strength is really good.When the show was over, Lan Mumu became paralyzed like a cat, and almost fell into a coma. No matter what Teacher Shu said, he responded indiscriminately.

On the second day, Lan Mumu regained consciousness, remembering what he promised Mr. Shu—to go to Shu's house this weekend.

I was so worried that I almost couldn't eat anymore.

Why did he agree?

Meet the parents, isn't this development speed too fast?

Father Shu, it is said that he can cast down demons and eliminate demons... Bah, bah, bah... Is it that old antique father who can convince the original owner, I don't know what kind of terrifying existence it is?He remembered hearing the excrement shoveler mention that his own father and that Uncle Xu who would strike at the slightest disagreement were no match for Shu's father.

This weekend, there are still two days left in the countdown, and he is going to challenge Father Shu? The difficulty of the boss level is up.

Lan Mumu bit her chopsticks, and for the first time knew what it was like to be unable to swallow.

In the afternoon, the company's important meeting, except for all employees with urgent schedules, must attend.With Ji Bai not there, Lan Mumu couldn't hold back anymore, looked around, before Ding Hao and Mi Di, chose to sit in the former, and sat next to him.

Ding Hao was flattered, he had always disliked him, before he thought of anything to talk about.

Lan Mumu got straight to the point, "I heard that you have many girlfriends...not...ex...not..." Lan Mumu became more nervous and couldn't understand, "I want to learn from you, about...about—you see your father-in-law... ...um...my old man's experience."

Ding Hao saw Lan Mumu's serious look, and thought it was a big deal.

After listening, there was silence.

Under Lan Mumu's eager eyes, he shook his head helplessly, "I have an ex, but we broke up several years ago. See the parents step."

Lan Mumu lowered his head in disappointment, he checked the contacts on his phone, Ding Hao was the most promising, the rest were either single or unreliable.

Hey, I'm so worried about a cat.

It's a good relationship, why are you going to meet your parents all of a sudden?