Star Cat [Entertainment]

Another sleepless night.

No matter how coquettish Lan Mumu was to deny it, when he met such an "arrogant and unreasonable" boss as Mr. Shu, he was severely dealt with.

The sky was bright, and the night of goblin fights ended successfully. Lan Mumu was so tired that she spread it into a piece of cat cake, and was carried to the bathroom to take a bath. By the way, she was given a free essential oil massage by Mr. Shu himself. It was so comfortable that Lan Mumu squinted Eyes, drowsy.

But when I got out of the bathroom, Lan Mumu was refreshed again. The cold medicine I took before had a sleeping effect, and I slept for too long. Now I feel refreshed after exercising, and the night owl is online. Seeing that Shu Zhongyi is about to go out, it’s okay to pester her to go.

On weekdays, Shu Zhongyi would like to go to work with his little greedy cat in his pocket.

But today, he was on the cusp of the limelight. Xu Rui's studio was surrounded by paparazzi early in the morning, and the surrounding roads were jammed with traffic. Don't worry about the head office. Some commercial and financial media are more persistent than paparazzi, so it's hard to dismiss.

If it was revealed that Lan Mumu was walking with him at this time... the consequences would be disastrous.

Lan Mumu was stunned for a while when he heard what Shu Zhongyi said, and then waved goodbye to Mr. Shu heartlessly.

He used to have no idea about these things, he was an Internet celebrity cat, and he sucked cats lively on Weibo, but his real life had no effect. This time he went out to run a publicity campaign, he was chased by fans and gambled, and he knew the taste of it So good.

It's better to stay at home and watch Xiao Huangman.

Shu Zhongyi was so angry that he bit Lan Mumu's finger that waved his confession. With great strength, he bit Lan Mumu with tears in his eyes. He was very wronged, "You are a dog, and you bit people again? Last night you blamed me for being with me on the plane. Ding Hao fought fiercely, it was because he wiped the isolation for me..."

Shu Zhong thought he was wronged, he couldn't explain his little habit on the bed, so he directly brought him over for a lingering good morning kiss.

The kiss made Lan Mumu dizzy, and when he recovered, he didn't even remember when Teacher Shu left.

He was so angry that he hammered the pillow on the sofa, and then licked his red and swollen lips in aftertaste, and the groundhog screamed in his heart.

Ahhh, I don't know where Mr. Shu learned these tricks, one after another, never repeating, hey, he secretly watched so many little pornographic comics, every time he practiced, he was tortured into scum.

I can only bear it passively, my brain is blank, I can’t think of anything, my voice is almost hoarse, I feel like a rag doll in the last second, and I feel like I’m going to be played to pieces in the next second, and I’m being played again in the next second Teacher Shu's gentle and lingering rhythm is involved in Alice's wonderland, like a spring breeze, and she is so comfortable that she forgets herself, and when she is about to climb to the peak of the roller coaster, she is thrown off by a caring driver. He was warned by the brutal suppression, unable to do anything, was exhausted, begged to no avail, for the sake of the door, everything out of morals...I agreed, and I don't know why Teacher Shu has endless tricks?He can only try his best to please the old driver and take him to fly together...

Lan Mumu rubbed her lower back, playing with her mobile phone boredly.

Mr. Shu took a week of sick leave for him, and he didn't need to go to publicity for the last week. Although variety shows are fun, he really can't bear the intensive schedule of flying all over the sky. Although fans are very fun, he accepts bed, no matter how luxurious the hotel Without Teacher Shu, I can't sleep well at night.

Just as he was thinking wildly, Daju, who had been away from home for a long time, was sent back by Ji Bai.

Lan Mumu opened the backpack, looked at the orange cat who hadn't seen it for a few days and had gained weight again, and pulled the cat's tail suspiciously.

This guy is so quiet today, can't he be dropped by someone?

Big Orange exploded his hair, jumped half a meter high, his tail stood up high, his beard also stood up, a pair of cat fists was about to greet Lan Mumu's face, and when he met the other party's probing gaze, he was honest again, from his shoulders Borrowing his foot, he landed on the sofa and let out a weak cry.

"Don't you know that cats can't touch their tails?"

"Daju, don't run away, let me see, what have you been doing these days, why do I always feel weird?"

Daju, who was guilty of a guilty conscience, turned into an airplane ear, pretending that he was an ordinary pastoral cat that can be seen everywhere on the street, sneaked back to the bedroom with a whoosh, and locked the door.

This is obviously a ghost, but it's a pity that Lan Mumu was a step too late and missed the cat.

No one answered the knock on the door, and no one responded to the message sent by the mobile phone. Lan Mumu was tickled by curiosity, scratching his head and hating that he didn't have the skills to pick locks.

With an idea, he called Ji Bai.

"What happened to Big Orange?"

When Ji Bai received a call from Lan Mumu in the film crew, he was startled.

"Strange? No, the teriyaki chicken legs I ate this morning are quite edible. My manager is still ordering me to lose weight. My 1.8-meter man doesn't eat as much breakfast as a cat."

Lan Mumu licked his lips subconsciously, he was also hungry.He still ate this when he was a cat, and the stingy shit-shoveling officer Bara only gave it the size of a fingernail, so he ordered it specially.

"If you think about it again, it's the first time I've seen Daju become an airplane ear."

On weekdays, this cat, relying on its identity as a hacker, is domineering at home. Apart from being polite to Lan Mumu, it is not pretentious to other people, but it really likes Ji Bai very much.

"What can I do to a cat?" Ji Bai mentioned the orange cat, love and hate. "It came to my house on the first day and got under the bed. At night, it was so dirty that I climbed on my bed. It was so cute and coquettish. I asked my aunt to change the sheets on the second day and took him to take a bath. No pets yet. The hospital started to go crazy, that garbage net red cat bag was scratched and torn, it was not because I hugged it tightly, the cat almost lost it, I must give that store a big bad review!"

"I have no choice but to bring it back. I called your assistant and said that you are filming a variety show. I can only ask fans for help. I bought a bunch of pet products, such as body wash, pet towel, comb, anti-scratch Artifacts, dryers... I wash him at home. When I wash it, it is pretty well-behaved, but after it gets wet, its skin is wrinkled and ugly like an alien. By the way, I said it is ugly, but it is still If you don’t like it, you dump me all in the water, as expected of an internet celebrity cat, it’s so smart that it seems to understand people’s words.”

Lan Mumu was stunned, what kind of divine operation is this?Taking a shower, the flushing scene in the bathroom last night floated in my mind, and I felt a little sympathetic to Daju.

He has been a cat for many years, he licks the cat and washes his face seriously every day, and he has his own bedroom. Unless the shit shovel officer is drunk, he will not sleep together. Twolegs has never worried about hygiene issues.

"By the way, I was almost bitten by Daju." Ji Bai hid in a secluded place, and complained to Lan Mumu, "I think Daju is very good when he takes a bath, but it won't work if he puts it in the pet dryer. Scratching and scratching, screaming so badly, I can only take it out and dry it slowly with a hair dryer. Fortunately, it is a short-haired cat. After blowing it, my hands are sore, I don’t understand Those women with such long hair wash and blow-dry every day, aren't they tired?"

"However, the blow-dried big orange is fluffy and has grown in size. It is especially easy to masturbate, and it can even snore a little. It is really healing..."

Lan Mumu interrupted Ji Bai's testimonial about licking the cat, "What did you do, Daju usually doesn't bite?"

After all, Daju is not a real cat, and usually scares people with his small canine teeth and sharp claws. Except for Xu Rui, he has never really hurt anyone.

"I..." Ji Bai looked around, seeing people coming and going in the crew, he found a secluded corner, and then said, "I really didn't do anything, but when I was stroking the cat, I saw that there were two hairs hanging from his buttocks. Pimples, like two little fur balls, are so cute, I pinched them, and really only pinched them."

……

Pinch eggs?Lanmu felt sorry for Daju.

No wonder she acted like a wronged little daughter-in-law clamoring to go back to her mother's house, just like that, Daju's love for Ji Bai was considered true love before she bleeds.

Daju didn't move until lunch, Lan Mumu took his favorite dried fish but couldn't coax the cat out, and was reminded by Shu Zhongyi that it was time to take cold medicine.

After connecting on the phone, Lan Mumu said perfunctorily, "I've eaten, I've eaten."

After speaking, I couldn't wait to hang up the phone.

Ten seconds later, Shu Zhongyi's video call came after him. With the previous lesson, Lan Mumu didn't dare not answer.

When the video was connected, Lan Mumu had no time to hide the untouched cold medicine on the table, and the lie was exposed directly.

Facing Teacher Shu's fierce face, Lan Mumu didn't dare to act like a monster, obediently ate a very light lunch, and took the cold medicine while pinching his nose.

Lan Mumu hangs up the video angrily, the bitter taste in his mouth is still lingering after sleeping.

For dinner, Shu Zhongyi had to work overtime, and Lan Mumu ran to find the shit shoveler to have dinner.

"Why did you go out and make it miserable?"

On weekdays, the person who bullies cats the most is the shit shovel officer. Seeing Lan Mumu's delicate face pale, I feel sorry for the cat's son again.

Cook seafood porridge, make his favorite dessert, and work in the kitchen for a long time.Lan Mumu was like a little tail the whole time, circling around the shit-shoveling officer.

Hearing that Lan Mumu felt aggrieved, Xu Rui wanted to kick Lan Mumu out, "I thought you were so exhausted from filming variety shows, so it's because of excessive indulgence?"

Lan Mumu was used to being skinless and shameless, rubbing her stagnant nose and pulling a fig leaf, "I have a cold."

He looked suspiciously at the shit shovel officer.

Lan Mumu added, "Ask Ding Hao if you don't believe me?"

The spatula in Xu Rui's hand fell to the ground with a bang.

Lan Mumu didn't notice the abnormality of the shit shovel officer at all, and beeped blankly, "Ding Hao didn't know what happened, he obviously didn't think he was too dark in the show, and now he is tanned and shiny, like a raccoon cat Yes, I lost a lot of weight."

Xu Rui slipped his hand, and the blue and white porcelain bowl in his hand fell to pieces.

Lan Mumu looked at the distracted shit-shoveling officer with a dazed expression, and was about to say something, but was thrown out of the kitchen.

When dinner was ready, Shu Zhongyi also came over to eat.

At the dining table for three people, Xu Rui had no appetite at all, and when he watched the two sitting opposite him, you feed me, I feed you, Mr. Shu didn't look like the domineering Mr. Lan Mumu is a picky eater, and Lan Mumu is heartless throughout the whole process, laughing like a fool from time to time, the kind of bastard who is sold and counts the money for thieves.

Xu Rui, who was forcibly fed dog food, was extremely depressed after this dinner.