Star Cat [Entertainment]

Lan Mumu always knew that the original owner was rich, even if he was dressed as a cat, he would earn more than him.

But he didn't know how powerful this silent orange cat was until Ji Bai came to the door.

Before Ji Bai came, he sent a message to confirm that Teacher Shu was not there, so he rushed over.

Holding a stack of documents in his hand, as if he didn't know Lan Mumu anymore, he looked at him suspiciously after entering the door.

"In recent years, I have seen people in the industry buy fake academic qualifications for others, and buy gold-plated diplomas. This is the first time I have seen you hide your awesome resume."

Lan Mumu is a narcissistic cat, it is rare to be humble, "It's so-so."

Ji Bai wailed, "Are the Ivy League schools just mediocre? You geniuses simply don't give ordinary people a chance to survive. You know that in order to get into a good Academy of Performing Arts, I studied languages ​​for two years and took professional courses for another year. Chicken early, sleeps later than a dog, finally passed the exam, struggled on the passing line all day long, survived until graduation, and his grades were still at the bottom, he didn’t grow up, and he gained twenty catties.”

The orange cat lying on the soft cushion next to the fireplace in the living room was originally snoring and sleeping soundly, but after being woken up by Ji Bai's shock, it turned over, let its belly out, covered its eyes with its two furry paws, Curled up into a ball, fell asleep again.

"You go to the best elementary school in China. It's fine to send you to the juvenile class at the junior high school. You drop out of school in the middle to study abroad. I searched according to the information compiled by your fans. According to the professional ranking, this school is definitely ranked in the top ten in the world. Rumor has it that you I have been preparing for a few months to get in easily."

"It's fine if you have an excellent graduation certificate. When you return to China to participate in a reality talent show, and after your debut, you will act in Director Ye's movie. No matter how others hate you, you will become more and more popular. I have always felt that I am among my peers. It’s pretty much the same, but it’s still turned into scum by you.”

Lanmumu felt a little sleepy.

Xu Rui gave him the original owner's information yesterday, but he is a cat and has never been under the pressure of studying. How can he understand the envy of ordinary people for geniuses.

He only knew that if the original owner really lived the way Ji Bai envied, how could he not let go of his cat skin?

Don't let the good people do it, and rush to be a stray cat?

Ji Bai continued to flip through Lan Mumu's resume, he was so shocked that he couldn't close his mouth.

"It's no wonder that after the official website released your qualifications, the keyboard man was so sour, and after the black people were beaten in the face, they clamored that these invention patents of yours are all made by your father."

The trending search for "Scientists bombarded Xiao Xianrou" caused a lot of noise. Countless popular science bloggers and passers-by defended the country's scientists.

No one would have expected that, according to insiders—Lan Jun's colleagues, Lan Mumu was the only biological son of Lan Jun.

Public opinion was in an uproar. At that time, Weibo was paralyzed, and the word "explosive" was shot up in red on the hot search list.

Refresh again, and it will flash back directly.

Ten minutes later, after the emergency repair by the programmer, Weibo returned to normal operation, but Lanmumu's account kept going in circles, and the latest update was updated after an hour, "Thank you for your concern, I can't get along in the scientific research circle I just changed careers, I didn’t expect that the entertainment industry didn’t do well, everyone still has to study hard to be the right way.”

This Weibo was posted by someone from the studio, and the follow-up response was quite good.

It's hard for passers-by to hate Lan Mumu if they don't become fans, and the keyboard man has nothing to complain about. The income of a scientist is not low, and he is a father and son. It is a family matter to quarrel, not to mention that the Blue Army did not follow up on Weibo. Showing up on the Internet, Yuji wanted to block people, but the place where the Blue Army worked was classified by Guo Jia, and there were soldiers with guns standing guard on weekdays, and the paparazzi who were staying there were almost caught by foreign criminals, and the matter quickly subsided.

However, Mr. xx reciprocated the favor. After getting the authorization of the studio, he drew the whole incident into a small cartoon and posted it on the Internet, which sparked a heated discussion.

After such a commotion, middle and high school students all over the country used Lanmumu’s Weibo account as a test god, ranging from monthly exams and classroom tests to major end-of-course exams, final exams, mock entrance exams, and all kinds of fancy forwarding Ask God to possess a body.

Now, under the Weibo account of "Lanmumu Dashuaibi", millions of fans have surged.

Yishui made and fulfilled his wishes in the comments, if it wasn't for Lan Mumu who never changed his avatar, Ji Bai almost thought he was following the Xuanxue account again.

"Hey—" Ji Bai, who was unwilling to sing a one-man show, poked Lan Mumu who was dozing on the sofa, and leaned over to whisper.

"Your education has been buzzing on the Internet for several days, but [True Fragrance of Koi Carp] didn't show up."

Lan Mumu tried his best to hold his eyes, and really wanted to say that the koi carp is less than ten meters away from you, sound asleep.

Thinking of Teacher Shu's threat, if you leak the secret, you will be arrested and used as a guinea pig for research, cover your mouth and try to hold back.

"Isn't the koi supposed to be your number one fan? Your fans are screaming all day long, the koi is too powerful, and their fans can't keep their status."

"I found out that the koi hasn't logged in for several days. I remember seeing it somewhere. The fortune-telling is that if you leak the secret, you may be backlashed. Mumu, tell me, something happened to the koi, right?"

The more Ji Bai spoke, the more nervous he became, he couldn't decide to pay attention by himself, so he asked for Lan Mumu's opinion.

Lan Mumu was dizzy from being shaken, and pointed the way to the orange cat, "Don't make trouble, you are bored and help me feed the orange cat."

"Too lazy for you!" Saying so, Ji Bai still ran over to pet the cat.

Lan Mumu watched as Ji Bai gently stroked the orange cat's chin, and buried his face in the orange cat's soft belly with a look of intoxication, rubbing back and forth, and was kicked away by the orange cat, with a silly smirk on his face.

Half an hour passed, Lan Mumu took a nap, Ji Bai was still giving Daju a health massage.

One person and one cat, the expressions are synchronized, and the faces are full of enjoyment.

Lan Mumu rubbed his eyes in confusion, "I'm not dazzled, am I? Daju is sleepy today?"

"On weekdays, I'm so irritable that I don't let people get close to me. I won't say anything about Teacher Shu. I'm allergic to cat hair. The two are like enemies all day long. They have to pinch every little thing, shovel... Every time Xu Rui hands If you don’t rub the cat’s belly, you have to pay the price of blood, even the doctor who vaccinated him against rabies is quite helpless.”

The situation of Daju is special. After knowing that the inner core of cats is human, it is useless to keep pets.

But in the days when they were crossing each other, the orange cat often fought with other stray animals, and finally came back with injuries all over. To be on the safe side, Xu Rui, who was scratched, went to get a vaccination.

Ji Bai was dumbfounded when he heard this, and he refused to believe that the soft and cute cat in his arms could be so lethal.

"How can such a gentle cat, lazy, catch people? It must be that Xu Rui, the shit-shoveling officer, is not qualified."

This kind of rainbow fart, Lan Mumu is very useful, completely ignoring that he is no longer a cat, and nodded wildly.

"That's true, Xu Rui is also unreliable."

"That's it."

Ji Bai's heart also turned to the Pacific Ocean, he used to stalk cats online a lot.

"Lazy is so cute. Her paws are pink and tender, and she sleeps like a little angel in her arms. It's a pity that my dad was bitten badly by a female cat when he was digging out the cat litter. He was afraid of this little furry animal, otherwise I want to adopt one too."

Lan Mumu didn't say a word, he has been a stray cat or a pet cat, it's hard to say which one is better.

If the shit shoveler didn't care about taking him to be sterilized, he definitely wouldn't run away from home.

Until going out, Ji Bai was still holding the big orange, reluctant to let go.

The orange cat was also uncharacteristically, obediently nestling in Ji Bai's arms, playing with the zipper on his hoodie with two chubby, chubby paws, squinting his eyes in comfort, not showing the slightest sign of domineering and domineering in usual times.

Gentle as a little daughter-in-law.

Lan Mumu couldn't take it anymore, "It's enough of you guys, hurry up and go out, I'm not going to eat hot pot at five o'clock, I'm hungry."

In the end, he dawdled until the time was almost up, Ji Bai held the orange cat high, and kissed it.

Lan Mumu was lowering her head to put on her shoes, and when she looked up, she saw Daju, her cat's eyes were wide open, her cat's face was dull, and in the next second, she jumped high like an electric shock, with her tail between her legs, and rushed back to the bedroom in embarrassment.

The door was slammed shut, with a sense of embarrassment.

"I didn't expect this guy to be shy."

Ji Bai only heard a final sound, "Shy? Why are you shy?"

"No, you heard wrong."

Lan Mumu denied it categorically, but she made up her mind in her heart that she must examine this "fake cat" carefully when she comes back.

When Ji Bai and Lan Mumu arrived, Mi Di had already cooked the pot and warmly entertained them to eat.

Lan Mumu hadn't smelled the spicy aroma for a long time, picked up the chopsticks, and ate so happily that she couldn't care less about talking.

At the beginning, Ji Bai chatted happily with Mi Di. The two of them were similar in age and family background, and they got to know each other well during festivals. They hadn't seen each other for a long time, so naturally they had a lot to talk about. At work, he suddenly felt quite bored.

"I know that you had a good relationship with Lanmumu back then, and blamed me for his affairs. But I had just become popular at that time, and my foundation in the company was not stable. I couldn't compete with the manager at all. He took away the phone and sent me to the film crew. I It’s okay to say something to him.”

Midi's words were full of helplessness.

But Ji Bai didn't eat this set, lost the mood to eat, dropped his chopsticks, and showed no mercy.

"Mi Di, that's boring. You can't do anything without your mobile phone? These days, mobile phones are so popular, can't you borrow or buy new ones?"

Lanmumu was eating a piece of ox tongue happily, but was frightened by the sudden movement and coughed.

A glass of lemonade was stuffed into Ji Bai's hand, and Mi Di's dry voice sounded, "I'm also desperate, so I just want to ask you for help. What happened back then, the muddy water of drug abuse, I'm not like you, I have a movie king Dad, I..."

Midi lowered his head, his voice choked up, and he explained anxiously, like a little beast cornered by a hunter.

"I'm timid... I didn't act kindly at this time, but I didn't make trouble like Ding Hao did."

Lan Mumu finally stopped coughing, looked at Ji Bai who was holding his neck and didn't speak, and then turned his head to look at Midi who was lying down and making a small one, he just felt that the atmosphere was weird and he hadn't figured out the status yet.

"I was really desperate, so I came to you with the cheek."

"The small company I'm staying in now, when I signed the contract, they promised me that if I joined the company, I'd be the number one. All the resources I found were cut off, and I have been out of work for half a month."

"Since we eat and live together and have been brothers for half a year, can you give me a hand?"

Ji Bai lowered his head and fiddled with the phone, showing a very resistant look.

This time, Lan Mumu understood what she said, but she didn't understand Mi Di's subtext, "I haven't worked for half a month, how nice? I sleep all day until the sun rises, eat whatever I want, and I have time to watch it. It's a little yellow."

Ji Bai chuckled, and Midi's rather delicate face flushed instantly.