Star Cat [Entertainment]

Another busy day on Weibo.

In the Blue Army's Weibo comments, many entertainment journalists and paparazzi suffered a lot and did not take the opportunity to smear Lan Mumu, and some were even too timid to speak out.

The keyboard man can't control so much, let's spray it first.

From Lan Mumu to Xiao Xianrou, to all the star actors, they were all sprayed by the keyboard man.

It seems that Xiao Xianrou has no other advantages except his face. The singers are all lip-syncing, the actors are all having plastic surgery and cheating, and the traffic is all based on hype.

Led by Keyboard Man, various self-media releases were flying all over the place. Over time, the entire entertainment industry was criticized by public opinion.

Individual phenomena in the circle: such as drug use or cheating, are magnified in various ways, as if everyone is an addict and playboy, and the social environment is messed up.

There are also good people who compare the income of scientific researchers and big stars with their contributions to the country.

Scientific research workers, working very hard, earning income on Weibo, willing to be a bully, only to sacrifice their lives for the country.

Big stars, glamorous, quick money, not professional.

A series of statistics made Lan Mumu feel ashamed. Ever since he became a star as an adult, he has not been able to make ends meet.

Fortunately, Mr. Shu and Daju usually transfer pocket money to him every month, otherwise, he would not be able to afford takeaway.

Hearing Lan Mumu muttering in a low voice, Xu Rui was thoughtful.

Soon, a blogger on the Internet posted a comparison chart.

A table clearly lists the income of the Blue Army and Blue Wood.

The salary of the blue army is not high, the basic income is only tens of thousands, plus the year-end bonus of hundreds of thousands, as a top scientist in the country, the income is not high.

But Lan Jun has dozens of patents, more than ten of which have been put into commercial production, generating hundreds of millions of dollars in revenue. Level and provincial honorary titles, and several million in bonuses and subsidies a year.

According to statistics, the annual income of the Blue Army is as high as tens of millions or even hundreds of millions.

As for Lan Mumu, as a popular idol this year, the income posted is not as high as ordinary people imagined.

During the six months of participating in the talent show, Lan Mumu only had a monthly subsidy of a few thousand yuan. Fortunately, a brokerage company provided private servers and travel expenses.

After the show is over, subject to the contract, all commercial performances, Lanmumu and the brokerage company will get [-]% to [-]%. After-tax remuneration, the artist gets three and the brokerage company gets the most.

After Lan Mumu terminated the contract with the original brokerage company, liquidated damages were involved, and his concert income did not arrive in the account. The remuneration for participating in Director Ye’s new play and the two advertisements he received, deducted daily expenses, employee salaries, studio fees, etc. With a commission, Lanmumu's total income in half a year is several million, not even a tenth of that of the Blue Army.

The fans were originally silent, no matter how harsh the keyboard man's speech was, they were afraid of getting blackmailed by their idols, so they didn't respond.

Just trying to read the positive news in Chaohua.

Fans were even more dumbfounded after seeing someone bursting out their income.

[If illegal fundraising is not illegal, mother fans really want to crowdfund pocket money for their son]

【My husband is so lazy, what can I do with him?Others say that chasing stars burns money. My family doesn’t have a support event for a month. What can I do?wait]

[I looked at my son's clothes, which were of a big name, and thought they were from a rich family. I didn't think they were all clothes borrowed from the studio. My son is a poor boy...]

In addition to fans, many passers-by onlookers also testified to the authenticity of this form.

[Don't stop me, I'm going to study hard!Who said that scientists are miserable, these days, there is a way to "money" in learning! 】

[Blue Army?Blue wood wood?Is the same last name really just a coincidence? 】

[I have heard marketing accounts all day saying that scientists are poor and scientific research dogs have no future, so this time I got slapped in the face. 】

[My dad is the scientific research dog mentioned above, of course there is no Professor Lan Niucha, just a member of an ordinary scientific research institute.Hong Kong, their salary is quite high. The unit provides free housing, salary plus various commissions for year-end bonuses, and their annual income is more than that of Lanmumu. Not to mention their many benefits, the food in the unit cafeteria is really good. 】

……

After Lan Mumu woke up, Teacher Shu was not there again.

He's used to it long ago. Shu Zhongyi's schedule is very accurate. He will definitely wake up at six in the morning. After morning exercise, he will prepare breakfast for him before going to work.

He didn't rush to get up, and picked up his phone first.

There are a lot of messages on WeChat, click on it to read, all of them are red envelopes for him.

Is it number one again?

The first day of every month is the day when Mr. Shu and Daju give him "pocket money".

Once, when Ji Bai saw his WeChat balance, he yelled with envy, "I'm going to retweet koi, and I beg God to give me a boyfriend like Mr. Shu. It's too much to send a red envelope if I don't agree with you." It's disgusting..."

I poked the red envelope until my fingers cramped.

Lan Mumu looked through the names of the red envelopes, besides Mr. Shu, Da Ju, Shi Shoveling Officer, Ji Bai who he was familiar with... there were also people who he knew but had little contact with, such as: Dao Ye, Doctor Bai, Mi Di, Ji Bai... white……

Scrolling down, there are many accounts that he has never seen before.

There are no notes, most of them are some awkward names, probably Daju's former friends.

"Big orange—!" Lan Mumu didn't bother to move, calling out to the orange cat at the top of his voice.

After waiting for three seconds, without hearing any movement, Lan Mumu added loudly, "I'm not asking you to help me get something."

Teacher Shu is not around, sometimes he is lazy, for example, if he wants to eat snacks but doesn't want to go to the kitchen to get them, Lan Mumu will usually call the orange cat to bring them to him.

Too many times, the orange cat became busy and often ignored him.

"I'm looking for you for business. Many people gave me red envelopes. It's not Chinese New Year today, and I didn't film a movie to get lunch. Why are they giving out so many red envelopes?"

The orange cat came over this time, with its tail between its legs and murderous eyes.

Glancing at Lan Mumu's cell phone, "Just treat them as having too much money to spend, and steal from the rich and give to the poor."

Lan Mumu hugged the orange cat and didn't let go, "I have to know what happened, I'm a little scared because there are so many red envelopes."

"Each one is 200, and they sent a series of them in one breath, am I awake? Is it raining red envelopes in a dream?"

The orange cat pointed at Lan Mumu's face and greeted him with a cat punch, which made a loud smack, "Are you awake? Go check Weibo by yourself when you wake up."

Lan Mumu watched helplessly as the orange cat jumped out of the bed, and happily left with its tail up.

Too much hatred, but also reluctant to beat the cat, the orange peel, the bald place where the cat hasn't grown well, is very sad.

He misses Teacher Shu a little bit, if Teacher Shu is around, Daju would not dare to bully him blatantly.

Teacher Shu is super fierce, with a straight face, the shit shovel officer and Daju will become obedient, as obedient as a primary school student meeting the dean.

Lan Mumu sent a sweet voice to Teacher Shu, but after waiting for a while without replying, she opened the Weibo client out of boredom.

After signing into Xu Rui's studio, he and Ji Bai got all their tuba back.

But no one cares anymore, Lan Mumu was busy with dating, and didn't think about Weibo.

Now that I log in, I'm a little dumbfounded.

He is poor?

So poor that the whole internet is making fun of him?

So poor that everyone he knows is giving him red envelopes?

Lan Mumu silently opened the card that Daju gave him, and carefully counted the zeros on it. He couldn't spend all his pocket money, and he never touched this card.

Then compare the annual income of the Blues.

He smiled very satisfied, the income of the original owner is still much higher than that of the Blue Army.

If you have money, you have confidence.

Lan Mumu took a screenshot of her WeChat account, didn't code it, and posted it directly, "I'm really not poor, don't send me red envelopes, it hurts my hands."

Fearing that the fans would not believe it, Lan Mumu posted another screenshot of his monthly consumption expenditure.

"I'm really good at supporting myself, and I earn enough to eat even if I earn less."

Lanmumu’s expenditure last month, the highest expenditure was takeaway 10000+, followed by Xiao Huangman’s rewards and online shopping, and other odds and ends. Added up, the monthly consumption did not reach [-].

Mr. Shu took good care of his basic necessities, food, housing and transportation. The shit shovel officer fed him from time to time. Sometimes he would casually talk about something at home. Daju bought things online the next day. Mr. Shu was quite jealous for this.

Lan Mumu also wants to spend money, but he has an abandoned house and absolutely doesn't like to go out except for work.

Since the last time I went to see a doctor after eating spicy food, Mr. Shu strictly restricted me from taking out food, and I can eat out at most once a day.

Desserts are also strictly controlled, and it is always "severely punished" for stealing at night.

Apart from watching Xiao Huangman and tipping the author, there is really no expense.

Swiping through the comments on Weibo, Lan Mumu picked out a few pleasing replies.

Lan Mumu's legs were marked with a price: "Mumu, you and Ji Bai have a really good relationship, and his red envelope is at the front."

Master Lan Mumu said: "No, Mr. Shu posted it first, his is in front, because his finger hurts, and he doesn't want to take it apart."

Mu Mu is the cutest: "Son, you are so popular, there are a lot of red envelopes, please flop."

Marshal Lanmumu said: "I can't help it, I'm naturally attractive."

Is there anyone who doesn't like cats these days?When he was a cat, he had more fans than now, and he was the most popular orange cat on the whole network.

The bitch I hate the most: "With such a small income, even though that face is disgusting, I can't bear to scold you."

Marshal Lanmumu said: "Call me? I have a koi body protection, be careful of rebounding!"

Does Lan Mumu have a job today: "I'm the only one who wonders if Lan Mumu still has time to watch Xiao Huang Man? If you spend so much money, you want to see the Year of the Monkey?"

Marshal Lanmumu said: "It took three hours, and I gave it all to Mr. xx."

……

Almost at the same time, Lan Mumu's reply received tens of thousands of likes.

In less than 3 minutes, a fan pointed to Mr. xx’s Weibo.

After 10 minutes, Mr. xx became so popular that his phone got stuck.

Half an hour later, Mr. xx, who finally knew what happened, sent a Weibo with trembling hands:

"In a trance, my idol is looking at the little porn comic I drew."

The fans below yelled, "This is a magical turn, no online drama dares to shoot like this."

……

An hour later, Lan Mumu took over the first endorsement in his life - the global spokesperson for the Xiaohuangman website.

endorsement fee?No money, just give him Mr. xx a complete set of autographs.