The tragic Shura field sandwiched between the protagonist and the villain

They originally thought that Pangpang would be lonely after he was no longer in this world.

The result is not.

The reason is not that they have a new groundhog, but that Cheng Xiaopang bombards them in the WeChat group every day, making them very annoying.

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "I ate two eggs today."

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "I also got 0 points in the exam."

...What are you doing with such a proud tone?What are you doing? ? ?

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "Today I secretly made a hole in the playground, and then a little boy fell down, hehe."

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "A girl said I was fat, so I took her biscuits to eat, hehe."

...So what are you proud of? ? ? ?What are you showing off? ?Yu Xi exclusive arrangement, please pay attention.

After all, he is also a groundhog who travels through the four worlds. Can he learn to be a human being by himself?

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "Today, Youzi went to another world to do a task, lonely, lonely, and cold."

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "Oh, this bed is so big, I suddenly remembered the days when we were lying together."

... What are you hinting at, what are you expressing, knowing that they will have trouble?

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "Today I made fried rice with eggs, and I am very satisfied. I gave it to the student on the left, but he had diarrhea. It seems that thin people are really useless."

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "Today I made potatoes and fried pork, and I am very satisfied. I gave it to the classmate on the right. He went to the hospital. It seems that the physical fitness of children nowadays is very poor."

...No FUCK said.

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "I'm 15 years old today, and it's time for heat. But I haven't, I don't know why?"

... FUCK YOU!

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "I'm in heat, I'm in heat! Happy to run!"

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "I'm in heat, I'm in heat! Happy to run!"

Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "I'm in heat, I'm in heat! Why aren't you happy for me?"

"..."

Set group chats to Do Not Disturb.

calm.

calm.

Quiet.

Take a deep breath.

The years are quiet and good, don't be irritable.

After a while, Cheng Xiaopang from the future: "Youzi seems to have cheated?! What should I do?"

With a red head and half the sky, the hot star Wang Qi finally couldn't help it: "Is it appropriate for you to tell us these things every day? We are not your girlfriends."

Cheng Xiaopang, who had grown to 16 years old, was surprised: "Then you are my magic horse?"

If Wang Qi is strong enough, he will definitely smash the phone: "Get out!!"

Cheng Xiaopang felt wronged: "Have I not gone far? I won't even see you?!"

Qiu Yu still has a good temper. At this time, he was already in college, and when he was bored in class, he replied: "What happened?"

Cheng Xiaopang: "Recently, you always do tasks and don't come back, leaving me alone, fat and beautiful at home. Q mouth Q"

Cheng Xiaopang: "I made a typo. I'm left alone at home, my fat body."

Qiu Yu: "..."

Zhou Wei: "Where's the evidence of cheating?"

Cheng Xiaopang: "No, it's just a hunch."

Brunei: "There must be some symptoms, right?"

Cheng Xiaopang: "Recently, I haven't been diligent enough to bring snacks from another world. Every day I come back and sleep with my head buried. I suspect that he is raising other groundhogs outside, so he can't look up to me every day."

Qiu Yu: "Have you ever thought about—"

Zhou Wei: "It's possible—"

Wang Qi: "It's you—"

Brunei: "Grow up—"

Li Jin: "Appetite—"

Luozhou: "Change——"

Zhou Ren finally kept up with the pace: "Big—"

Cheng Xiaopang: "(｀Д)!! Surprised!!!."

Gu Weinian rarely reminded: "Ji You is in this group."

Cheng Xiaopang: "Yeah, I know, I sent it to him on purpose, so that I can feed me more in the future, and don't raise other rats. Now it seems that he doesn't have any, hehe."

It turned out to be a show of affection!

Cheating is tolerable, showing off is unbearable, everyone unanimously said: "Get out!!!"

Cheng Xiaopang: T mouth T

You have been removed from the group chat by Wang Qi.

Cheng Xiaopang: "..."

You have been pulled into the group chat by Ji You.

Cheng Xiaopang: (*^▽^*)

Thick thighs, thick thighs, hold your thighs tightly and don't shake, don't shake.

Cheng Xiaopang came out of the room, Ji You was sitting in the living room leaning against the wall reading a book, stretching his legs to bask in the sun, Cheng Xiaopang children's shoes proudly announced in front of him: "You son, I'm in heat!"

Ji You didn't raise his head: "I know, you told me."

Cheng Xiaopang squatted down: "I can do many, many things now."

Ji You raised his eyebrows with great interest: "Oh, what's the matter?"

Cheng Xiaopang rolled his eyes: "For example, getting under the bed, grabbing snacks, poking holes every day, losing your temper when you get hit, and smelling someone else's scent on you."

He said and sniffed forward.

Ji You laughed: "Wait another two years."

Cheng Xiaopang stared at Ji You who was reading a book with his head down, and the sunlight shone on his side face—he was really patient.As a groundhog, he couldn't wait any longer, and there were already four worlds where he was a virgin.

Ji You lowered his eyebrows: "Fatty, I've been thinking about one thing recently."

Cheng Xiaopang: "What's the matter?"

Ji You: "My body in this world was built for me by my parents. Simply put, it is a virtual character design, just like people who play online games will pinch their own characters. You are immortal, and you, as the body of this world People are doomed to die."

Cheng Xiaopang: "Oh."

Ji You: "I can't let you last forever, I can only wear you on the body of an unknown person in a certain world background infinitely, live to grow old, live to grow old, can you accept it?"

Cheng Xiaopang thought for a while and nodded.

Ji You stroked his head: "I think you will be very hard, you will have a new identity and family every time, and you will gain and lose different feelings every time."

Cheng Xiaopang: "But you will always find me, right?"

Ji Youwen: "I will find you, no matter which world you are in, I will find you."

Cheng Xiaopang flattered himself: "That's good. And if I go to many worlds, I can eat a lot of delicious snacks."

In an infinite world, Fatty may not yet understand the exact meaning.

He didn't know what it was like to live another life every time he lived it.

But what can I say? Is the infinity I think must be the infinity that Pangpang knows?Every time Ji You thinks of the word infinity, he thinks it will be a heavy shackle, but the fat expression is always happy.

Maybe I think too much.

Every time he travels back from another world, there will always be traces of that world on his body. It is difficult to get rid of that feeling and emotion, but seeing Chubby always makes him think of happy things.

Cheng Xiaopang stared at him: "Youzi, can I start then?"

"Start what?"

Cheng Xiaopang clenched his fists: "It's time to fulfill my main function as a male groundhog—"

"Ok?"

Cheng Xiaopang said solemnly: "Breed!"

Ji You lightly supported his forehead and smiled; "Are you a lecherous groundhog now?"

Cheng Xiaopang: "That's right!"

I saw the groundhog brother in heat next door before, and I can never forget it. Being a groundhog, you can be ruthless, but you must not be incompetent!

The face of the groundhog must not be lost!

Cheng Xiaopang stepped forward and kissed Xia Jiyou's lips cautiously and awkwardly.

Ji You was stunned for a second, then looked at him with infinitely gentle eyes.

——Fatty has really grown up.

I never dreamed that I would fall in love with my pet.And this pet is actually very flirtatious, very charming, and even a little witty.

And Cheng Xiaopang thought to himself: Hehe, don’t think he doesn’t understand, he has taught a lot of common sense in physiology class now, and he is a groundhog who has traveled through four worlds. Today, his little fat groundhog ·Pangpang will teach Youzi what it means to be in heat!

Groundhog mode, ON!

【Extras】

Kneading fat guide (summarized by Ji You)

The first step is to let him eat and drink enough.

Hungry Chubby definitely bites.

The second step is to let him find a comfortable position, lie flat on the sofa, hold his paws gently, and then slowly open his paws (remember, you can’t just pinch one paw, you need two paws) Knead at the same time), press and pinch his palm with your thumb, if the strength is right, Pang Pang will be slightly dazed with eyes, showing an expression of enjoyment.

In the third step, after pinching the palm for 10 minutes, you can touch the fat belly step by step. Gestures are very important. Use the soft flesh at the bottom of the hand or the thumb to stroke the hair from the top to the bottom with moderate strength.If it is too light, Pangpang will hum; if it is too heavy, Pangpang will stare angrily with his eyes open.

If this step is implemented successfully, it means that he has trusted you. At this time, you might as well pinch the fat little dick, which has been in heat recently.

The fourth step, at this time, you can touch the fat tail, its tail will jump very fast, you can grab the end of the tail and knead it hard, maybe you will appreciate the strange look.

The fifth step is the most important step.

After touching it, you should give Chubby a snack and say something nice to show your compliments. For example, the meat feels so plump today, the coat color is so beautiful and smooth, and the tail is so powerful. You are really the most capable soil in the world. dog :)

Finally, if you want to be able to knead Pangpang for a long time-you must bring enough snacks for him every day, otherwise he will sit up and ask you angrily: "Do you have other mice outside?"

"Is it because there are other mice that you rub every day, so you can't look up to me?"

"Tell me, if you have the ability to raise other rats, you can't tell me the truth?"

Finished.

Qiu Yu & Zhou Wei & Wang Qi & Brunei & Li Jin & Luozhou & Zhou Ren & Gu Weinian thought: "..."

What's the meaning?Knowing that they can't see Pangpang, come to show off?

Looking at the groundhog they are raising together now, I don’t know what purpose Brunei bought this groundhog—it’s huge, with a scar on its face, and its eyes are scary, it’s alive and well A irascible social brother, if people are within half a meter of him, he will raise his head and scream wildly, and he must be careful even when feeding him, let alone touching him, just raising him is frightening.

Alas, sorry, not every mouse is as cute as Pangpang.

The author has something to say: it's over, it's finally finished.A little less than I expected.

But overall it is quite enjoyable and I have gained a lot!

Now I'm going to write "Find a Man to Marry". Now this article is even more adorable to me. The short story should be finished soon.

After the end, I will open "I Get Rich by Blowing Rainbow Farts", everyone is welcome to collect it.

XD Thanks to the little angels who voted for me or irrigated the nutrient solution~

Thanks to the little angel who irrigated [nutrient solution]:

1 bottle of Witch City;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!

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