The tragic Shura field sandwiched between the protagonist and the villain
Chapter 119 Vegetable Man and His Groundhog
Gu Weinian came out of the commercial building, just before he got to the car, a little fat boy stood on the sidewalk not far away, pointed at him and shouted: "Man, you are playing with fire!"
Gu Weinian turned his head.
The little fat boy said again: "Very good, you have successfully caught my attention. I have contracted this building for you."
Gu Weinian smiled and got into the car.
Pang Pang walked around the city and stood hungry on the side of the road. Two very handsome police uncles came to meet him. What they heard was:
"Ange, you should do the housework, why is it my turn?"
"Qi Jing, what you said is wrong, so let's take turns."
"But I'm on a business trip."
"Then I'm on duty too."
"Then who's going up and who's going down tonight? Who's going to do housework?"
When the two saw him, they immediately stopped talking, lowered their heads and asked softly, "Little friend, are you lost?"
Cheng Xiaopang raised his head and said, "Bah!"
You two attacked each other while I was away, shameless!shameless!
Ange & Qi Jing looked at the running back of the children: "..."
Cheng Xiaopang met all of them today and found that they were doing well without him.
"Oh." Cheng Xiaopang asked Ji You while sitting on a park bench, "What did they look like at the beginning?"
Ji You said: "Qiu Yu, Zhou Wei, and Xu Lin are a love triangle. Wang Qi and Li Jin are deputy CPs; Luozhou, Gu Weinian, and Zhou Ren are a love triangle. An Ge and Qi Jing are also a pair of deputy CPs."
"What about Brunei?"
"He's just a background character."
"……so poor."
It's hard to make friends in a dead house.
Ji You patted his head: "In the first world, you were just a passerby in the background, otherwise there wouldn't be no stories."
The group message rang, and Cheng Fat took out his phone.
In the group that has been silent for more than a year, Wang Qi was the first to speak: "Did you see a little fat man?"
Qiu Yu: "I see."
Zhou Wei: "I saw it too."
Brunei: "Me too."
Li Jin: "Yes."
Luozhou: "...I haven't."
Zhou Ren: "I saw it, and I always feel familiar."
Gu Weinian stared at the phone.
Wang Qi: "I suspect that Pangpang is wearing it back!"
Qiu Yu: "..."
Zhou Wei: "Yes."
Brunei: "!!!"
Luozhou: "Why didn't I see him?"
Zhou Ren: "I suspect it's him too."
Gu Weinian continued to stare at the screen without saying a word.
Wang Qi was angry: "Fatty fat, you incompetent bastard, you used someone else's body to pass through, and you didn't make a sound, get out of here!!"
Cheng Xiaopang leaned his head to look at Ji You's screen.
My heart broke when I saw the last sentence.
Incompetent rats...
incompetent...rat...
He cried out with a "wow": Does everyone know that he is an incompetent groundhog? !
Shaking his head frantically, shaking his body: Gone, Gone, I wanted to see them at first, but now they call him an incompetent moron!Never see you again!
Cheng Xiaopang got up and held Ji You's hand: "Pipi You, let's go."
Ji You said, "You really don't want to see each other?"
Cheng Xiaopang covered his face: "I can't face them."
Ji You: "..."
I thought to myself, you just suffer, what can you do?
Even though he thought so in his heart, he still touched his head gently: "Be chubby, they don't know."
Cheng Xiaopang thought for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it. They all have their own new lives."
Ji You: "Will that group join or not? The time flow of the two sides is not equal. Maybe they will change again when they come next time."
The group still has to be added, and I don't plan to really forget them.
Ji You pulled Cheng Xiaopang into the group, and Cheng Xiaopang posted an emoji: "口^口"
Wang Qi: "Fatty man, you finally appeared!"
Qiu Yu: "Fatty!"
Zhou Wei: "Fatty!"
Cheng Xiaopang: "Don't call me fat, I am a little fat man now!" After speaking, he sent a selfie.
Brunei: "?"
Li Jin: "When were you a child?"
Cheng Xiaopang: "Hey, let me let you know the word cute, what does it look like?"
The group was silent for 2 minutes.
Wang Qi: "I never—"
Qiu Yu: "I've seen—"
Zhou Wei: "So—"
Brunei: "Audacious—"
Li Jin: "Your man."
Luozhou and Zhou Ren said that they had finished speaking, so they had to silently type: "+1!"
Cheng Xiaopang: "..."
Qiu Yu: "Fatty, did you really wear it back?"
Cheng Xiaopang: "It doesn't matter, I just came to see you, I still have to go."
Zhou Ren: "Why are you leaving?"
Ji You: "Time and space are different. Pangpang can only appear in a way that does not affect you. If he appears here again and intersects with you, it means that he has destroyed the current story again and will be completely blocked by the system."
Ji You started the video, put the phone on the stool, and directly picked up the chubby Cheng Xiaopang: "And now, do you want to date this 12-year-old fat kid?"
Cheng Xiaopang's expression is like this: —^—
Everyone: "..."
Wang Qi reminded in a very embarrassing way: "Move Pangpang away, the face is too big. It can't fit on a screen."
Cheng Xiaopang's expression was gradually stunned: =口=
Angry!
Angry!
He is really going to be angry, is he really a groundhog without dignity?
Sometimes he was called "incompetent bastard", and sometimes he was called "big face, the screen can't fit in it", Cheng Xiaopang said bitterly: "You know! From now on, you will never be able to defile my fat body again!"
Everyone was silent: ... who the hell wants to defile your fat body, when they are perverted, interested in a 12-year-old child!This kind of thing is only Ji You... Wait, can Ji You do it?
They couldn't help but fall into deep thought collectively.
That is to say-
Wang Qi: "Ji You, are you going to wait for him for six years?"
Ji You put Pangpang down, and touched his round belly: "It's quite interesting to cultivate."
Wang Qi: "Ji You, tell me honestly, last time you asked us to continue writing the ending of the groundhog, you can write people in, right?! Your sudden disappearance makes me very suspicious. It is impossible to leave for no reason. The only reason It’s like transmigrating into the world where Pangpang lives again.”
Ji You: "Yes. It's a lie to say that you can only write about groundhogs and not destroy the worldview. Sorry."
Zhou Wei: "You are too treacherous!" Let them waste an opportunity in vain.
Ji You stood in the wind and smiled: "Do you really believe that I will hand over Pangpang to you? I look like such a kind person?"
other people:"……"
Finally revealed his true nature.
Wang Qi: "My heart is really dirty."
Qiu Yu: "Dirty."
Zhou Wei: "Dirty."
Brunei: "Dirty."
Luozhou: "Dirty."
Qiu Yu: "Fatty, are you sure you want to be with such a person?"
Cheng Xiaopang looked up at him, his black eyes flickering with hesitation.
Ji You looked down at him.
Cheng Xiaopang stepped forward and stretched out his hands to hug Ji You's thigh—it doesn't care if it's dirty or not, as a groundhog, the most important thing is to hug the thickest thigh!
Ji You patted his head: "It's so good."
The other Xiaogongs who saw this scene in the video almost vomited old blood!I never expected you to be so fat and succumbed to Ji You's lust.
12 years old, already so cowardly!Still such a dog leg!
Ji You looked up at the sky: "It's getting late. We should go back to the first world."
The atmosphere finally became a little gloomy.
Everyone was quite happy bickering in the group, arguing with each other. In fact, everyone knew that Pang Pang chose Ji You, or in other words, they chose each other.
One is willing to wait patiently for him for six years.
One is willing to cling to him.
What else?
Wang Qi: "Will you come back?"
Ji You: "It's hard. Come back next time, maybe you are not the same as you are now. But we can communicate on WeChat, and words can travel through time and space."
He beckoned: "Goodbye, thank you for bringing me a happy time."
The screen hangs up, Pang Pang and Ji You disappear.
Wang Qi was the first to react: "So, we co-authored a shared pet and helped him raise Pangpang for a while? Xingyuan also became Pangpang's emotional enlightenment mentor by the way, okay, people from the future, really amazing! "
Qiu Yu & Zhou Wei & Brunei & Li Jin & Luozhou & Zhou Ren & Gu Weinian: "..."
Brunei: "How about we buy a groundhog and keep it in rotation, it seems to be no different from raising fat."
Everyone actually thinks——that's right.
Gu Weinian turned his head.
The little fat boy said again: "Very good, you have successfully caught my attention. I have contracted this building for you."
Gu Weinian smiled and got into the car.
Pang Pang walked around the city and stood hungry on the side of the road. Two very handsome police uncles came to meet him. What they heard was:
"Ange, you should do the housework, why is it my turn?"
"Qi Jing, what you said is wrong, so let's take turns."
"But I'm on a business trip."
"Then I'm on duty too."
"Then who's going up and who's going down tonight? Who's going to do housework?"
When the two saw him, they immediately stopped talking, lowered their heads and asked softly, "Little friend, are you lost?"
Cheng Xiaopang raised his head and said, "Bah!"
You two attacked each other while I was away, shameless!shameless!
Ange & Qi Jing looked at the running back of the children: "..."
Cheng Xiaopang met all of them today and found that they were doing well without him.
"Oh." Cheng Xiaopang asked Ji You while sitting on a park bench, "What did they look like at the beginning?"
Ji You said: "Qiu Yu, Zhou Wei, and Xu Lin are a love triangle. Wang Qi and Li Jin are deputy CPs; Luozhou, Gu Weinian, and Zhou Ren are a love triangle. An Ge and Qi Jing are also a pair of deputy CPs."
"What about Brunei?"
"He's just a background character."
"……so poor."
It's hard to make friends in a dead house.
Ji You patted his head: "In the first world, you were just a passerby in the background, otherwise there wouldn't be no stories."
The group message rang, and Cheng Fat took out his phone.
In the group that has been silent for more than a year, Wang Qi was the first to speak: "Did you see a little fat man?"
Qiu Yu: "I see."
Zhou Wei: "I saw it too."
Brunei: "Me too."
Li Jin: "Yes."
Luozhou: "...I haven't."
Zhou Ren: "I saw it, and I always feel familiar."
Gu Weinian stared at the phone.
Wang Qi: "I suspect that Pangpang is wearing it back!"
Qiu Yu: "..."
Zhou Wei: "Yes."
Brunei: "!!!"
Luozhou: "Why didn't I see him?"
Zhou Ren: "I suspect it's him too."
Gu Weinian continued to stare at the screen without saying a word.
Wang Qi was angry: "Fatty fat, you incompetent bastard, you used someone else's body to pass through, and you didn't make a sound, get out of here!!"
Cheng Xiaopang leaned his head to look at Ji You's screen.
My heart broke when I saw the last sentence.
Incompetent rats...
incompetent...rat...
He cried out with a "wow": Does everyone know that he is an incompetent groundhog? !
Shaking his head frantically, shaking his body: Gone, Gone, I wanted to see them at first, but now they call him an incompetent moron!Never see you again!
Cheng Xiaopang got up and held Ji You's hand: "Pipi You, let's go."
Ji You said, "You really don't want to see each other?"
Cheng Xiaopang covered his face: "I can't face them."
Ji You: "..."
I thought to myself, you just suffer, what can you do?
Even though he thought so in his heart, he still touched his head gently: "Be chubby, they don't know."
Cheng Xiaopang thought for a while, then shook his head: "Forget it. They all have their own new lives."
Ji You: "Will that group join or not? The time flow of the two sides is not equal. Maybe they will change again when they come next time."
The group still has to be added, and I don't plan to really forget them.
Ji You pulled Cheng Xiaopang into the group, and Cheng Xiaopang posted an emoji: "口^口"
Wang Qi: "Fatty man, you finally appeared!"
Qiu Yu: "Fatty!"
Zhou Wei: "Fatty!"
Cheng Xiaopang: "Don't call me fat, I am a little fat man now!" After speaking, he sent a selfie.
Brunei: "?"
Li Jin: "When were you a child?"
Cheng Xiaopang: "Hey, let me let you know the word cute, what does it look like?"
The group was silent for 2 minutes.
Wang Qi: "I never—"
Qiu Yu: "I've seen—"
Zhou Wei: "So—"
Brunei: "Audacious—"
Li Jin: "Your man."
Luozhou and Zhou Ren said that they had finished speaking, so they had to silently type: "+1!"
Cheng Xiaopang: "..."
Qiu Yu: "Fatty, did you really wear it back?"
Cheng Xiaopang: "It doesn't matter, I just came to see you, I still have to go."
Zhou Ren: "Why are you leaving?"
Ji You: "Time and space are different. Pangpang can only appear in a way that does not affect you. If he appears here again and intersects with you, it means that he has destroyed the current story again and will be completely blocked by the system."
Ji You started the video, put the phone on the stool, and directly picked up the chubby Cheng Xiaopang: "And now, do you want to date this 12-year-old fat kid?"
Cheng Xiaopang's expression is like this: —^—
Everyone: "..."
Wang Qi reminded in a very embarrassing way: "Move Pangpang away, the face is too big. It can't fit on a screen."
Cheng Xiaopang's expression was gradually stunned: =口=
Angry!
Angry!
He is really going to be angry, is he really a groundhog without dignity?
Sometimes he was called "incompetent bastard", and sometimes he was called "big face, the screen can't fit in it", Cheng Xiaopang said bitterly: "You know! From now on, you will never be able to defile my fat body again!"
Everyone was silent: ... who the hell wants to defile your fat body, when they are perverted, interested in a 12-year-old child!This kind of thing is only Ji You... Wait, can Ji You do it?
They couldn't help but fall into deep thought collectively.
That is to say-
Wang Qi: "Ji You, are you going to wait for him for six years?"
Ji You put Pangpang down, and touched his round belly: "It's quite interesting to cultivate."
Wang Qi: "Ji You, tell me honestly, last time you asked us to continue writing the ending of the groundhog, you can write people in, right?! Your sudden disappearance makes me very suspicious. It is impossible to leave for no reason. The only reason It’s like transmigrating into the world where Pangpang lives again.”
Ji You: "Yes. It's a lie to say that you can only write about groundhogs and not destroy the worldview. Sorry."
Zhou Wei: "You are too treacherous!" Let them waste an opportunity in vain.
Ji You stood in the wind and smiled: "Do you really believe that I will hand over Pangpang to you? I look like such a kind person?"
other people:"……"
Finally revealed his true nature.
Wang Qi: "My heart is really dirty."
Qiu Yu: "Dirty."
Zhou Wei: "Dirty."
Brunei: "Dirty."
Luozhou: "Dirty."
Qiu Yu: "Fatty, are you sure you want to be with such a person?"
Cheng Xiaopang looked up at him, his black eyes flickering with hesitation.
Ji You looked down at him.
Cheng Xiaopang stepped forward and stretched out his hands to hug Ji You's thigh—it doesn't care if it's dirty or not, as a groundhog, the most important thing is to hug the thickest thigh!
Ji You patted his head: "It's so good."
The other Xiaogongs who saw this scene in the video almost vomited old blood!I never expected you to be so fat and succumbed to Ji You's lust.
12 years old, already so cowardly!Still such a dog leg!
Ji You looked up at the sky: "It's getting late. We should go back to the first world."
The atmosphere finally became a little gloomy.
Everyone was quite happy bickering in the group, arguing with each other. In fact, everyone knew that Pang Pang chose Ji You, or in other words, they chose each other.
One is willing to wait patiently for him for six years.
One is willing to cling to him.
What else?
Wang Qi: "Will you come back?"
Ji You: "It's hard. Come back next time, maybe you are not the same as you are now. But we can communicate on WeChat, and words can travel through time and space."
He beckoned: "Goodbye, thank you for bringing me a happy time."
The screen hangs up, Pang Pang and Ji You disappear.
Wang Qi was the first to react: "So, we co-authored a shared pet and helped him raise Pangpang for a while? Xingyuan also became Pangpang's emotional enlightenment mentor by the way, okay, people from the future, really amazing! "
Qiu Yu & Zhou Wei & Brunei & Li Jin & Luozhou & Zhou Ren & Gu Weinian: "..."
Brunei: "How about we buy a groundhog and keep it in rotation, it seems to be no different from raising fat."
Everyone actually thinks——that's right.
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