All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

"Don't make trouble, this is the office." Lan Guangxi turned his head away from Lin Zhi's.

"Hmph, only officials are allowed to set fires, and the common people are not allowed to light lamps. What were you doing in the bathroom just now?" Since Lan Guangxi refused to kiss, Lin Zhi grabbed Lan Guangxi's hand and put it on his body, smiling like a ruined temple seducing the night The erotic ghost of a scholar said affectionately: "I used your newly bought shower gel, it smells very fragrant."

Lan Guangxi seemed to be scalded by something, quickly withdrew his hands, and reprimanded Lin Zhi in a low voice: "You really don't have any shame."

"What's there to be ashamed of? The great sages in our hometown have said that food and sex are also human nature. The way you were before is not normal." Lin Zhi gave Lan Guangxi a dissatisfied look, and then Looking around Lan Guangxi's office, he asked, "Don't tell me you have surveillance cameras installed here?"

"No." Lan Guangxi answered honestly.

"I'm not afraid if I pretend." Lin Zhi boldly unbuttoned his bathrobe, revealing a rather firm chest with faint abdominal muscles, and announced like a domineering bandit, "Lan Guangxi, let me tell you, I'm waiting for you today." I have been waiting for a long time, even if you call your army of mad dogs over today, I will not let you go."

The pot has already been set up, and the firewood has been lit. Now that the meat is in the pot, how can there be any reason why he is not allowed to use chopsticks?

Lan Guangxi picked up the bathrobe that Lin Zhi had thrown on the ground, and whispered, "Don't make trouble, go back at night, I still have work."

Being rejected, Lin Zhi wronged and said, "You would rather entertain yourself than follow me..."

Lan Guangxi's bathroom was very clean, and when Lin Zhi went in, he keenly found that it had just been cleaned.

Lan Guangxi seldom lives in the office, and has never stayed in the office recently. After Lin Zhi and Lan Guangxi got along for a long time, he found that this person was not as clean as he seemed. He never took a shower twice a day. Why was there a bathroom? Post-bath marks?

With doubts in his heart, Lin Zhi turned into a detective in an instant, and smelled a vague smell that only belonged to men in the air. No one would dare to do such wretched things in Lan Guangxi's office.After some deliberation, Lin Zhi instantly understood what Lan Guangxi had done today.

When Lin Zhi punctured the bathroom, Lan Guangxi's expression was slightly stiff, and he explained in a low voice: "If I don't try it myself, how will I know if it will work!"

It turned out to be a "factory test". Lin Zhi immediately put away his aggrieved expression, bit his lower lip, looked at Lan Guangxi expectantly, and asked tremblingly, "Then you have tried it, will it work?"

Stared at by Lin Zhi's eager eyes, Lan Guangxi sighed, nodded slightly, and said, "All right."

"What is 'OK'? If it's OK, it's OK, and if it's not, I won't blame you. Are you still afraid that I will drive ducks to the shelves?" Lin Zhi muttered.

Feeling the "humiliation" in Lin Zhi's thoughtful words, Lan Guangxi's face turned livid instantly, his muscles tensed up, his knuckles creaked, he looked at Lin Zhi sharply, and asked in a cold voice: "If not, what will you do?" ?”

"No matter what you become, I will never abandon you." Lin Zhi stroked Lan Guangxi's cheek pitifully, and said softly: "What I love is your soul, if you really lose your soul due to long-term injection If I have a certain ability, I will go back and get this kind of injection.”

"Your hands don't think that way." Lan Guangxi looked down at Lin Zhi's unruly paws.

Lin Zhi was not ashamed when his little thoughts were punctured, but his tone was very irritating: "It's not the first day that I'm duplicity, what's so strange about you!"

Lan Guangxi: ...

"Why are you hesitating, I'm cold if I don't exercise naked, let me move quickly~" Lin Zhi tried his best to show off his charm on Lan Guangxi, twisting back and forth, one leg slipped, and accidentally slipped from Lan Guangxi's leg. up and down.

Lin Zhi fell on the ground, looked at Lan Guangxi angrily and accused, "You can't catch me so close? Did you do it on purpose?"

Lan Guangxi pulled Lin Zhi up, glanced at the office, and found that there was really no place to put down the hot potato in his hand, and said faintly angrily: "How many times have I said it before I go back, it's true here. There is no place, and you don't even look at how many pounds you are..."

Lin Zhi: "You can't hug me, yet dare to despise me for being fat?"

Lan Guangxi suppressed his anger.

"Actually, it's fine on the chair, if you can't hold me..." Lin Zhi turned sideways and swept all the documents, star charts and water cups on the Lan Guangxi crystal desk to the ground, and said eagerly: "Let's stay here On the table!"

Lan Guangxi: ...

Seeing Lan Guangxi's compromise, Lin Zhi wept with joy, and couldn't help shouting: "Heaven has eyes, I, Lin Zhi, have finally waited for this day." The tone seemed to be that the 60-year-old old lady finally hoped that her [-]-year-old son would be admitted as a scholar. It is very worthy of setting off firecrackers all over the universe.

Lan Guangxi was distracted by Lin Zhi's disturbance, and automatically ignored Lin Zhi's horrifying words, kissed Lin Zhi's shoulder, and said in a urging tone: "Where's the peacock oil?"

Lin Zhi didn't forget Lan Guangxi's excuse just now, and teased: "What do you want this for? Isn't it used to treat peeling lips?"

"Believe it or not, I'll let you take off ten layers of skin later." Lan Guangxi said ferociously.

Faced with such a "horrific" threat, Lin Zhiwei was extremely brave, and said righteously: "Come on, if I get scared today and say 'no', I will call you Lan Guangxi's father from now on."

Lan Guangxi chuckled, and rubbed the white flour steamed bun in his hand: "Exaggerating now, if you get hurt, you will be the one who suffers."

"It is my honor to be wounded for His Highness." Lin Zhi's eyes were shining, and he twisted his body and urged: "Hurry up."

Seeing that Lin Zhi didn't know what to do, Lan Guangxi sighed, opened the desk drawer and took out a bottle.Lin Zhi saw that a drawer was full of peacock oil, and exclaimed, "How much did you buy!"

"What if I buy too little and it's not enough for you to spend?" Lan Guangxi slapped Lin Zhi hard after speaking.

Even Lin Zhi, who was as thick-skinned as a city wall, also showed a little embarrassment at this moment.His cheeks were reddish and he defended in a low voice: "Don't get me wrong, I'm actually very pure."

Although Lin Zhi and Lan Guangxi had already experienced many battles in the virtual world, and they had been in perfect harmony for many rounds in reality, Lin Zhi never made it to the last step.

Just like the college entrance examination, no matter how comprehensive the review is, you will be nervous at the end.Lin Zhi usually bluffed, but because Lan Guangxi couldn't fight him for real, now he knew that everything was real, and he was a little stage fright when he was excited. When he turned his head, he saw Lan Guangxi lying down Fiddled with peacock oil on his head, his usually indifferent and impatient face was focused and serious at this moment.

Lin Zhi thought about how he could possess this person in front of him, so he couldn't help but leaned over and kissed Lan Guangxi on the cheek.Lin Zhi's sudden movement made Lan Guangxi's hands tremble, and a large lump of peacock oil was smeared crookedly.

……

In the middle of the fierce battle, Lin Zhi asked for an intermission: "Stop!"

"Are you acting now?" Lan Guangxi ignored Lin Zhi.

"Brother, this kind of thing is not reckless, we have to pay attention to skills. Look at you now, you are completely out of order. If you leave a psychological shadow on me, it will affect our happy life for the rest of our lives." Lin Zhi begged for mercy. .

You can't see a brilliant rainbow without going through some wind and rain. Everything in the world is difficult before easy, bitter before sweet.Abandoned by his parents when he was young, he traveled with the army when he was young, he made a lot of achievements in his youth, but he was abused by the world.Lan Guangxi endured it. He was approaching 30 years old, and finally changed his luck. He talked about an interstellar online dating, and it turned out to be successful. Lan Guangxi cherished this relationship very much.

He regards the present happiness as a reward for his perseverance in life.

The huge waves receded, and the sea returned to its former tranquility. The sun shone on the golden beach, and the gentle wind made the coconut trees on the beach rustle.However, the messy pier and dilapidated fishing boats recorded the invasion of sea water.

There is a kind of exhaustion in the brain after being slightly drunk, the body is like the emptiness after the dance, and the whole body is warm and indescribably numb.Lin Zhi put his head on Lan Guangxi's shoulder and asked lazily, "How do you feel?"

Lan Guangxi didn't speak, but his hand around Lin Zhi's waist tightened again.

Lin Zhi smiled and said, "I don't know my way back when I'm drunk."

Lan Guangxi smiled, hugged Lin Zhi in his arms, gently squeezed his hand and said, "As long as you don't betray me, I will give you whatever you want."

"I don't want anything now. I've got money and beauties." Lin Zhi in the sage's time felt like a wild crane with nothing to pursue in his life.

"Don't miss this opportunity. I'll give you a chance to make trouble now while I can say good things. It's hard to say after you pass this village." Lan Guangxi played with Lin Zhi's finger.

"I am enough with you." Lin Zhi said generously.Just when Lan Guangxi was moved, Lin Zhi said again: "With you, everything about you is naturally mine."

Lan Guangxi: ...

Some volcanoes will return to dead silence after an eruption, while others become more and more active.After a quarter of an hour, Lan Guangxi picked up the second bottle of peacock oil and discussed with Lin Zhi: "Again?"

He had heard this sentence three times just now, and if Lan Guangxi said it again, it would be "billion" times!Today he can be regarded as experiencing the strength of the aliens' physical strength, neither the strength nor the persistence can be compared to him, a weak earthling.

Lin Zhi shook his head weakly.

"I'll help you." Lan Guangxi gently pinched the back of Lin Zhi's neck and proposed conditions.

Lin Zhi was pinched by Lan Guangxi for a while. Although this proposal was a bit tempting, he was really powerless right now.

Lin Zhi touched the kidney on his back waist, sighed regretfully, and said, "Let me rest for two days."

"I've helped you many times before, and you said you would repay me." Lan Guangxi turned over the old score, and added weight: "If you have other ideas, I can satisfy you..."

For a moment of pleasure, Lan Guangxi was willing to put down his body to agree to this request, Lin Zhi was surprised and worried that Lan Guangxi would repent, so he quickly grabbed Lan Guangxi's arm and said: "Help me up, I can fight again. "

Lan Guangxi: ...

Lin Zhi struggled to get up, and adjusted himself to a comfortable posture. Suddenly, there was an urgent knock on the door of Lan Guangxi's office.

Maybe it was his dead father who was protecting him in the dark. Lin Zhi's body reacted faster than his brain. He quickly squatted down and hid his body under Lan Guangxi's desk.

Lan Guangxi's desk is three meters long. The front is closed and curved. It is specially customized according to Lan Guangxi's figure. Lan Guangxi has long legs and the space inside is quite spacious - but that was in Lin Zhi's office. Before squatting down.After Lin Zhi squatted down, he was speechless with Lan Guangxi's long legs who hadn't put on his pants yet.

The door wasn't closed tightly when Lin Zhi came in, but now when someone knocked, the door opened two-thirds of the way.The person outside only saw Lan Guangxi sitting in front of the desk with a cold face in the office, with objects scattered all over the floor, and he broke out in a cold sweat.

The person who knocked on the door was Lan Guangxi's confidential secretary, and he was surprised to see the door knocked open.He knocked hard on the door, just to remind the people inside that he didn't intend to knock on it!

It was so messy inside, and the boss's face was slightly red, and there were some red spots on his neck that only adults had. The secretary-general instantly understood the brutal fight that had just happened.

Did he crash into something incredible?

Their boss looks indifferent, why is he still doing such unreliable things in the office!A confidential secretary feels her career is at an end.