All Aliens Say Yes [Quick Transmigration]

When searching for "peacock oil" on the Internet, Lin Zhi saw a question-and-answer post on a shopping website.

The post originated from an anonymous netizen's question: "Has anyone used 'peacock oil' before? How does it feel? It's the first time with a partner right away, and I want to leave a good impression."

Another reason for the popularity of this post is that the questioner paid a tipping fee of [-] Federal Coins, which will be distributed to three respondents who agree with the questioner.For a while, netizens who smelled the smell of money spoke enthusiastically.

Want to buy a star in Stars and Seas: First of all, I have never used it. I am just a scumbag. I have never used the "sacred oil" that can only be used by the bourgeoisie, but I once bought a bottle from a scalper at a high price. , as a gift to the big boss and his Xiaomi. Afterwards, the boss Xiaomi invited me to dinner, and the boss later gave me a promotion. emmm, I think this thing should work fine.

Lost lamb: I was lucky enough to snatch a bottle from the official website and bought it for two grandpas, and then I got a little uncle!

Li Zhongke: I don't agree with the landlord's use of "sacred oil". Everything between the two of them goes with the flow, and there is no need to rely on external things.Even if there is a small failure for the first time, it is fun, and there is no need to pursue perfection.

Serious Xiao Li: A bottle of [-], and every time he engages in hunger marketing, basically being wrapped up by scalpers and then fired up to sky-high prices.I'm afraid the host is not a sailor of this brand, it's really a trick to use the price of a bottle of oil to drive heat!

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Lin Zhi read every comment about "Peacock Oil" very seriously. After reading it, he realized that the mysterious cream that Lan Guangxi secretly rubbed on the bathing table this morning was not a skin care product, but an expensive product. "Family planning supplies", and it is used in an unspeakable part.

Peacock oil is expensive and well-known in the universe. Among the tens of thousands of reviews, there are a few negative reviews, most of which say that the price is not friendly.And this morning, Shen Shuang said that he and Xue Jing also used this peacock oil, and they were about to run out and wanted to ask him for it. It can be seen that this product has a very strong bond with customers and has a high return rate. The effect is very ideal.

How long has it been since Shen Shuang came to the base, and the bottle of peacock oil is almost used up, and that Xue Jing, who talks about breaking up with Shen Shuang, is still with Shen Shuang in secret, not steadfast at all.Lin Zhi looked at the bottle full of peacock oil in his hand, envied and hated Xue Jing, and at the same time was angry at Lan Guangxi's disappointment.

Thinking back to some of Lan Guangxi's little actions recently, Lin Zhi reckoned that this bastard had already felt it, but he was too embarrassed to tell him, so he hinted at him in this tortuous way.

Touching his feet a few days ago, dangling in front of him with no clothes on purpose yesterday, using shampoo with a seductive fragrance, and showing his chest on purpose when blowing his hair... He was hiding underwater in the virtual world Peeping, such a secret was discovered, and then he was beaten up. It is impossible for Lan Guangxi not to notice that he was peeking yesterday.

Lan Guangxi has been seducing him!

This man also got a lot of golden oysters back for barbecue yesterday, saying that they are the holy beauty products in the universe. He saw Lan Guangxi's seriousness at the time, and he didn't dare to expose that this kind of thing is for men's kidneys on earth, because he was afraid of Lan Guangxi I think he's full of dirty thoughts.There are also a few boxes of scented tea with unknown ingredients in the cabinet. Maybe it is also a secret recipe for strengthening yang from some galaxy, and it is also here to nourish his kidneys.

Looking at the peacock oil in his hand, Lin Zhi felt angry and wanted to laugh at Lan Guangxi's childish behavior.Lan Guangxi wanted to use kidney tonifying + seductiveness + hints to make him burst out, turning into a werewolf to throw him down!If he hadn't resisted the temptation yesterday and rushed forward, Lan Guangxi might have pretended to be chaste and "submissive".

This is boring~

Since Lan Guangxi doesn't like to take the initiative, let him do it.Lin Zhi went to the bathroom to wash himself from inside to outside three times, then reapplied peacock oil on his face, and happily went to find Lan Guangxi.

The military and political building of the base is on another asteroid not far away. Lin Zhi has never been there before. Fortunately, the guards Lan Guangxi left for him can fly airships.

Along the way, the guards peeked at Lin Zhi's face frequently, secretly praising His Highness for his skill in raising Mr. Lin so smooth, and couldn't help but want to ask for a recipe.

This was the first time Lin Zhi went to work in Languangxi. The base building was heavily guarded, with armored vehicles parked at corners, and soldiers standing guard every ten meters on both sides of the road.

From entering the asteroid orbit to landing, and then going to every level of the base building, Lin Zhi did not have the "privilege" of being a concubine when he was on the water planet, and did various scans and inspections like everyone else.

When entering the last building, in addition to swiping the electronic ID card, the driver also took out a physical work card and registered in front of the card machine.

Lin Zhi and Lan Guangxi hadn't received their electronic marriage certificates yet, and they didn't have their "employment" work permits. After swiping their ID cards, they hesitated for a long time before the registration list of people coming and going, and finally tentatively chose outsiders to enter. Reason - visiting relatives.

The card machine beeps and a green "√" is displayed, which means that the identity verification is accurate and the pass is allowed.Lan Guangxi had actually included his ID card into the family relationship, thinking of this, Lin Zhi's heart warmed, and that "brilliant" face shone even brighter.

In the military and political building, since Lan Guangxi raided the post not long ago, the movement control of personnel has been very strict.Even if they enter the building, everyone can only stay on the floor of their own department, and they are not allowed to visit without work assignments.

As a visitor visiting relatives, Lin Zhi should have waited for his relative to come over in the leisure area, but this relative was so special that the reception staff in the building did not dare to let Lin Zhi wait.After sending Lin Zhi upstairs, he quickly sent a message to his superiors.

"The elevator goes directly to your highness's office floor. I wish Mr. Lin and your highness a happy afternoon~" the receptionist politely closed the elevator door for Lin Zhi from the outside.

The elevator quickly ascended to 106 am. Lin Zhi stood in the elevator and took a deep breath, touched the box in his pocket, and walked out with his head held high when the elevator door opened.

This floor is not exclusive to Lan Guangxi alone. The major generals and their assistants who were transferred from other military regions for inspection are all on this floor.Lin Zhi came out of the elevator and walked along the corridor to see that all the offices had transparent walls, and there were many people inside, very busy.Lin Zhi was ashamed to disturb them, so he passed by lightly, then came to the only opaque office on this floor, and knocked on the door.

The door was opened, Lan Guangxi had an "unhappy" expression of being disturbed, and asked across the door: "What are you doing here?"

"Look at you." Lin Zhi pushed Lan Guangxi away and walked in, and began to look at Lan Guangxi's office.Heavy golden curtains covered the entire wall, and the office was as simple as ever, except for a huge black crystal stone desk and the console of the office building, there was not even a sofa.

Lan Guangxi is really strict, and his subordinates don't even sit on the sofa when they come to report work.

He can't handle things without a sofa!Lin Zhi frowned and looked at the desk. The desk was four meters long and 1.5 meters wide, and it was curved. He could still use it.It’s just that the crystal jade stone on the tabletop is a bit hard, so it might hit people.

Seeing Lin Zhi inspecting his office critically like a disciplinary committee member, shaking his head and nodding, Lan Guangxi was displeased: "If you don't stay at home, why run around?"

"Come to check the post!" Lin Zhi lightly jumped back and sat on Lan Guangxi's desk, looked at Lan Guangxi with a smile and asked, "Do you think I am different today?"

Lan Guangxi looked at Lin Zhi seriously for three seconds, and replied with a look of disgust: "Your face is a bit oily, did you not wash your face this morning?"

Lin Zhi was so angry at Lan Guangxi's words that he wanted to vomit blood, thinking that what he was going to do next needed atmosphere, and his anger now would affect the next development, so he smiled and moved his face closer to Lan Guangxi, pretending to be seductive with a deep voice Said: "Look carefully~ I used the phoenix oil you gave me today, do you smell the fragrance~"

Lan Guangxi: ...

Seeing that Lan Guangxi was silent, Lin Zhi took out Phoenix Oil from his pocket, and pretended to be puzzled and said to himself: "Although this product is very moisturizing on the face, it's greasy. I always think he has other things. usefulness."

Lin Zhi took out a lump of peacock oil from the bottle, and gently rubbed it between his thumb and forefinger. The peacock oil made a sticky sound that made people blush. Lin Zhi blinked lightly, and looked at Lan Guangxi: "What do you think this thing is for?"

Lan Guangxi took the bottle and looked at it in the palm of his hand, and replied earnestly: "There are officers in the base buying a group purchase, and the extra bottle was sent to me. I checked that the ingredients are plant essence, so I took it back for you to use. How many times have you There is dead skin on the skin of the mouth, it will be better to wipe it off."

Lan Guangxi was very puzzled. After speaking, he stretched out his hand to tear off the dead skin on Lin Zhi's lips, but Lin Zhi slapped him away, complaining: "You really don't want to use it for other things? After passing this village, there will be nothing else. this shop."

"I really don't know." Lan Guangxi was not angry after being beaten, he sat down leisurely on the office chair, looked at Lin Zhi with disgust and said, "The oil on your face can cook a whole dish, There is a bathroom inside, go in and wash your face."

Lin Zhi looked at Lan Guangxi for a long time, and seeing Lan Guangxi's normal expression, his heart skipped a beat. Could it be that he misunderstood it?Lin Zhi kicked Lan Guangxi sullenly, slid off the table and went to the bathroom to wash his face with a displeased face.

For this scene, he wandered outside for most of the day with his face covered in oil.Lin Zhi washed his face in Languangxi's bathroom, and suddenly sniffed the air forcefully.

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When Lin Zhi came out of Languangxi's bathroom, he changed into another outfit.

"This is the office, put on your clothes." Lan Guangxi said sternly.

"I want to dress like this." After Lin Zhi finished speaking, he puffed out his chest, deliberately striding towards Lan Guangxi.The baggy bathrobe couldn't cover the bare shoulders and the long legs that were deliberately stretched out to show off.Lin Zhi was wearing Lan Guangxi's bathrobe, and there was originally a pair of bath pants on his lower body. At first, Lin Zhi didn't even plan to wear a top. Later, he felt that half-covering was more seductive than being completely naked, so he put his upper body Yukata draped over her body.

The somewhat long top can barely cover the triangle in the middle.

Lin Zhi directly straddled Lan Guangxi's lap, put his hands on Lan Guangxi's shoulders, leaned over and kissed Lan Guangxi's ear, and said with a soft smile: "Little villain, it's okay to do bad things in the bathroom behind your uncle's back." Admit it, uncle is punishing you~"

The author has something to say: It took several days to figure out how to get to the point