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The trousers Zuzhang was wearing had a zipper, and when pulled down, a pair of denim suspenders became shorts, revealing the double-headed snake tattoo on his right leg.Every time You Nian saw the double-headed snake tattoos, they were in different shapes, especially the two snake heads, which changed strangely, as if they were alive.

You Nian handed the Arctic Ocean to Zu Zhang, and looked at Zu Zhang's "boudoir" curiously, and found that it was a Japanese-style tatami-like room, with a soft gray splash-ink painting carpet on the floor, lazy sofas scattered on the floor, and a corner in one corner. In the hanging basket, several large and small snake-shaped dolls were thrown in the corner.

Zu Zhang took Bei Bingyang and walked to the bed. The gray quilt was out of shape, and it was obvious that he didn't like to do housework.

"You designed the house? You studied interior decoration design? It's so beautiful!" You Nian praised sincerely. He only had decent clothes, but his aesthetics was not good enough.Suddenly, he found a snake head turned behind his knee on Zu Zhang's leg, clearly staring at You Nian without blinking, showing some fangs.It's not malicious, it's like a kind of observation and temptation, and it's friendly to judge.

You Nian felt that this double-headed snake was Zu Zhang himself, representing Zu Zhang's own meaning, so he didn't think there was anything, and was still very curious.He had never seen such magic power.

Unaware of You Nian's duplicity, Zu Zhang turned his back to You Nian and raised the corner of his mouth: "Thank you, but I haven't seen a university, it's all done casually."

Zu Zhang knelt beside the bed, pulled out a small basket from under the pillow, with a cloth inside.

"Do you have a pet?" You Nian thought it was a small pet raised by Zu Zhang. You Nian had a liking for animals, and the small animals were even cuter. At that time, they were cute in their hearts, and ran over excitedly, and Zu Zhang knelt side by side.

Zu Zhang lifted a nibbled handkerchief, and inside it were two small snakes circling each other, shining blue light, as if coated with a layer of diamond film.The two snakes were so seamless that it was unclear how many there were.The little snake's eyes hadn't been opened yet, and mucus was sticking to its body. It only rubbed left and right when it saw the light, and a slit was slightly exposed in the eyes.

You Nian admits that snakes are not likable creatures. He neither hates snakes nor likes them very much, but he likes these two very much. The main reason is that the scales are sapphire-like texture, which is like a treasure in the world. Praise Said: "It's so beautiful."

Snakes are extremely sensitive creatures. There are countless snakes hanging on Zu Zhang's body, and each of them tells him that You Nian is sincerely praising him.Different from being a little defensive when meeting for the first time, this time he really opened up like him.

Zu Zhang was overjoyed. Many people talked about it with their mouths, but they had other thoughts in their hearts.Zu Zhang couldn't feel it himself, but the snakes on his body could tell him that now he found that every snake liked the cat-like boy in front of him very much.

The glass on the window reveals a mint-like color under the light, which is fresh and natural.The aroma and smoke of barbecue permeated in, and the room was full of beautiful scenery.

The surrounding houses were silent.In order to avoid disturbing the neighbors and being disturbed by them, Bai Xi floated a barrier around the house.The crackling sound of meat being roasted on an open fire was heard repeatedly, mixed with the aroma of cumin and salt, and Bai Xifu's words came from time to time, and Qi Lin answered occasionally.

It was Qi Lin's first time to barbecue with an open fire, and he found it very interesting, and his attitude towards Bai Xifu and Xiong Kanqi was obviously much better.While chatting at the barbecue, he was worried that Zu Zhang would bully You Nian.

Zu Zhang said, "It's fine if you like it, do you want to touch it?"

"Is it possible?" He said this, but he was still very honest in his heart. You Nian couldn't wait for Zuzhang to say yes, and he couldn't wait to reach out to touch it. The greasy scales were as cold as ice. There is a strange comfort in the weather, "What kind of breed is this, so beautiful."

Zu Zhang picked up one, and the snake was coiled around his wrist, like a gemstone bracelet, "It's a kind of twin snake, two grow out of one egg, a special breed cultivated, sacrificed by a formation , not in plaintext records."

When You Nian heard it, like Columbus discovered the New World, his eyes widened, "It's amazing."

Zu Zhang happily picked up another one and handed it to You Nian: "This one is for you to play with."

You Nian stretched out his wrist, and the blue snake wrapped itself around his wrist without even opening his eyes, with the snake's head sticking to its tail, feeling at ease, as if it was still in the womb.

Zu Zhang smiled and said, "It likes you very much!"

You Nian has never seen Zuzu's smile like this.Because of raising snakes, Zu Zhang has different degrees of defense against everyone and monsters, even if he shows favor, he will restrain himself.This time it is very sincere, unprepared, let go of all resistance, and welcome from the heart.

As soon as the blue snake touched You Nian's hand, it automatically wrapped itself around You Nian's wrist. The cold bracelet was tightly attached to the flesh, as if to feel the pulse beating under the skin.

You Nian groped the snake's body with his index finger: "It's such a wonderful feeling, it's so comfortable to wear this day."

Zu Zhang bent over and looked a lot shorter: "It's fine if you like it. These two snakes can sense each other and know the state of the host. Although the effect is only ten kilometers away, it is almost useless now."

You Nian couldn't help laughing, it's true, these are the crystallization of wisdom of the ancients, but they are instantly killed by mobile phones in modern times. "Can it bite? How do you sense it?"

Zu Zhang obviously didn't know either. He scratched his neck and took out a tattered book from under the pillow, "I don't know either. I followed what I read in the book, but I didn't expect it to be successful."

You Nian saw that the book was rotten, as if it could be finished with one twist, the words on the cover were in traditional regular script, You Nian didn’t recognize any of them, it wasn’t printed, it should be handwritten, and the ones that can be preserved to this day are all national treasures, But Zu Zhang casually stuffed it under the pillow.

Zu Zhang opened the book, turned to a certain page, and said, "It seems to be right."

"Looks like?" You Nian leaned forward to look, sometimes he could understand a single word, but couldn't understand anything together, "Will it be the end of it if I make a mistake?"

Once the magic circle is wrong, the explosion will be light, and I am most afraid of oolongs. There are many case studies on the official website of serious casualties caused by tampering with the magic circle, so as to warn everyone not to invent and create.You Nian felt like he was carrying a bomb in his hand.

Xiong Kanqi knocked on the window, holding two plates in one big hand, each containing half a piece of snowflake steak, "Where are you two eating? Do you want to eat anything?"

In the courtyard, Bai Xifu was instructing Qi Lin on how to barbecue, gesticulating, maybe because he had never played before, Qi Lin rarely lost his temper.Sure enough, deep down in his heart was a child who couldn't grow up. Seeing that Qi Lin seemed to have a common topic with Bai Xifu, You Nian immediately understood how Bai Xifu felt before.

Qi Lin can't make friends, he is an outlier among monsters.Zuzhang is unique among human beings and can't make friends.

Qi Lin turned over the steak and grilled sausage, while looking up at You Nian, the sound of the barbecue was melodious and ups and downs.People are in the house, amidst the lights, looking back with a tacit understanding.

Bai Xifu followed Qi Lin's line of sight and wept bitterly. Sure enough, he was looking for abuse when he had dinner with his lover.

Zu Zhang took two plates of steak, one in each hand.

Xiong Kanqi conjured up a plate of dried chili noodles, carefully placed it on top of Zu Zhang's head, clapped his hands, and then laughed.

A stack of dried chili noodles rested on Zu Zhang's head, motionless, like a juggler. He turned his head and said to You Nian, "Do you want to eat king crab? There are also bread crumbs."

You Nian replied: "Eat!"

How many things did you buy? You Nian thought of the food in the large double-door refrigerator under the roof.But monsters are very good at eating, and the amount of food is determined according to the size of the prototype. Qi Lin eats so much every time, and he has never seen him eat a big belly.Xiong Kanqi's prototype is bigger than Qi Lin's and should be more edible.

You Nian was curious about Bai Xifu, how did the skeleton eat?Where is your stomach?

"Don't be afraid of me, I can control them and won't bite you." Zu Zhang said as he handed the plate to You Nian.

They refer to the coiled snakes.

"I'm not afraid, it's very cute." You Nian has never been afraid, thinking that under the pressure of the beast, they would not dare to let the snake bite me.Snakes are very vigilant and aggressive. If you touch Zu Zhang casually, you will be bitten by the snake on his body.After thinking about it, You Nian added: "Except for Qi Xinhuai."

Zu Zhang continued to add: "There is also a snake demon."

You Nian feeds steak to Qi Lin, and Qi Lin peels crab claws for You Nian.

This group of guys ate so chicly, they ate meat and drank like heroes, and before they ate much meat, Arctic Ocean drank a dozen.Xiong Kanqi can eat a whole piece of steak in two or three mouthfuls, and it doesn't feel too hot to eat as soon as it is cooked on the grill.Bai Xifu is simply a monster who eats meat, he doesn't like meat.In comparison, Qi Lin's eating looks are pretty good, he eats what he gives, and he doesn't pick his mouth.

Zu Zhang ate little, and soon he didn't want to eat meat anymore. Bai Xifu found a rubber band to tie his hair, revealing the two diamond studs on his ears, squeezing out twinkling lights.

It was Zu Zhang's turn to grill meat, and he took a small corner to roast some vegetables for the only two humans.

You Nian thought he could rest before work in order to recharge his energy, but now he is exhausted after eating barbecue, and just wants to sleep. He hasn't baked yet, and he is exhausted just eating.

Bai Xi floated two MUJI reclining chairs for You Nian and Zu Zhang to lie down and rest.

You Nian was in a daze as soon as he lay down, suspecting that sleeping pills had been sprinkled on his flesh.

Bai Xifu pointed to the room: "There is a Moka pot in the kitchen, would you like some coffee?"

That was great, You Nian gained strength and ran to the house to make coffee.Zu Zhang clung to You Nian and ran in after him.

After eating the barbecue, a messy yard was left behind.The three demons squeezed into an SUV and rushed to the work site slowly. Bai Xifu found a parking space on Deshengmennei Street.

Bai Xifu said that this was to save face for Zu Qi, so that he would not have to bother and find trouble if he came early.

When You Nian got out of the car, he noticed that the moon tonight was unusually bright. There was a hazy layer of light around the almost round moon, and the trembling brilliance made the surrounding stars dim and obscure.

Zu Zhang put up a pergola with his hands, looked far and wide, and said with emotion: "It's so fucking round."

Bai Xifu heard this, frowned, and slapped Zu Zhang on the back of the head unceremoniously, and said, "You've been letting yourself go recently, full of dirty words, who did you learn from!"

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