Special Administration

Bai Xifu called to ask where You Nian was, and he drove to pick him up.

"Near Shichahai." You Nian said angrily, "You didn't come to the meeting?"

Bai Xifu laughed loudly on the other end of the phone: "You really went hahaha——"

You Nian was speechless, sure enough each department had its own rules, fortunately Qi Lin was here, otherwise I would definitely be ashamed and humiliated.

On the other end of the phone, You Nian answered in silence, responding to all changes with the same.

Bai Xifu thought You Nian was angry, so he was embarrassed to laugh again, and said seriously, "Send me your location, and I will pick you up later. Zuzu is nearby, let him come to you first."

When Qi Xinhuai was talking just now, You Nian was embarrassed to take out the notebook.Now take the time to recall the main points. I remembered that when I was visiting Yandaihu, I bought a hand-painted map for 25 yuan. It happened to be useful. I introduced Qi Xinhuai to the setting of the three enchantments, the arrangement of personnel, and all the memorized marks. on the map.

Qi Lin gave his back to You Nian as a backing board.

You Nian added: "I haven't visited Nanluoguxiang yet. I'll take you there after tomorrow. It's actually quite close to here. There are a lot of delicious food. The Drum Tower is also nearby."

The memories of visiting Beijing when they were in college gradually surfaced when they arrived here. You Nian even recalled the scene of buying yogurt in Nanluoguxiang.

The smaller the creature, the harder it is to become refined. For example, a paramecium may not be able to cultivate into a human form after 1000 years of cultivation.Some creatures are small in size, have short training time, and have almost no monster power. Although they are easy to deal with, they are very difficult to find.In this operation, the executive department mainly dealt with these monsters.

In contrast, a creature like the unicorn is simply a big bug that violates the rules.Just eat and drink casually and practice. You Nian looks at Qi Lin's strong back, it's like looking at a god. No wonder many monsters look at Qi Lin with a hint of jealousy in their eyes.

Human society also has big bugs that violate the rules. Many people are born with a golden spoon in their mouths, and they have money, status, power and everything from birth.When You Nian thought about it this way, it became much better.

Anyway, it's all my own BUG, ​​and the fat and water don't flow into the fields of outsiders.

As the sun sets, the afterglow is bright orange, and golden beans are scattered all over the surface of the back sea.As soon as the sun goes down, the number of tourists gradually increases, and the number of residents who cool off from the summer heat also increases a lot.The sun is still scorching the earth, but under the willow tree it is cool and pleasant.

The sound of the little yellow car being locked came from behind. A girl with shoulder-length hair locked the car and sat on the other side of the long stone bench.The girl was wearing a white shirt, suspenders, and a black fisherman's hat, revealing half of her pale and thin face.The collar and cuffs of the shirt were all buttoned, making You Nian couldn't help but think of Zu Zhang, when did he come?

Seeing You Nian looking at herself, the girl reached into her chest pocket, grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds, stretched out her hand, pinched the sunflower seeds out of her pocket with the other hand, and began to nibble carelessly.The melon seed husks are thrown on the knees.

You Nian was a little bit unwell, thinking that Qi Lin had provoked the flirtatious love, but found that Qi Lin was watching the ups and downs of the water.

Seeing that You Nian refused to answer, the girl continued to eat melon seeds, while gently touching You Nian with her hand.

It was only then that You Nian realized that it was for herself, was it me who recruited peach blossoms?So I took it and licked it together, the girl's palms were sweaty, it's hard for you to cover it so tightly in such a hot day.The melon seeds are actually caramel flavored!You Nian was stunned!

Bai Xifu sent a WeChat message to ask: "Did Zuzu find you? I'm afraid he will be locked up in the Homeless Rescue Station."

You Nian put the melon seeds in Qi Lin's hands, and was about to type when he heard the girl yelling at the phone, "I'm early! Ask a question!"

That was Zuzu's voice.

"Zuzu?" You Nian couldn't believe his eyes.

Zu Zhang turned his head, and the half face hidden under the hat was indeed him.Zu Zhang said angrily, "You didn't recognize me!"

You Nian pushed back bluntly: "Who can recognize you like this! You look so girly, okay?"

Zu Zhang has a soft face, still holding a pipa half-hidden, looks very girly.Zu Zhang seems to be very jealous of being recognized as a girl, but he was warned by Bai Xifu not to be rude before coming here, and he is also afraid of the unicorn behind You Nian, so he forbears it and doesn't get angry.Angrily took off his hat, snorted coldly, and ignored people.

The long hair under the hat should have been braided all the time, and it looked frizzy, making Zu Zhang look like a long-haired puppet cat.

You Nian sighed dumbfounded, thinking that Qi Lin should have known it from the beginning, but he didn't expect his eyesight to be so bad, he was probably the human with the worst eyesight in the entire executive department.So You Nian gave Zu Zhang the hazelnuts in the bag.

Zu Zhang took it, and said resentfully, "Bai Xifu has been sleeping, so I don't have time to braid my whip."

You Nian asked: "Your braid is Bai Xifu's?"

Zu Zhang opened the jar: "Well, the craftsmanship is great."

You Nian then said: "Qi Lin is the same. He is very skilled and has strong hands-on ability."

It sounded like the two daughters-in-law were bragging about their own men, You Nian Tianlei was rolling, thinking that Zuzu and Bai Xifu must have this kind of relationship too, right?I haven't heard of it.

Zu Zhang had just finished eating a hazelnut when Bai Xifu called, and the car had already parked nearby.

Bai Xifu parked an SUV on the side of the road with one hand on the door, and when she saw You Nian coming, she whistled.I haven't seen him for a few days. He cut his hair short, shaved his beard clean, and tidied up his whole body. His temperament has improved a lot, but there is still a ruffian in his bones that cannot be changed.

You Nian thought it's no wonder that Uncle Bai never mentioned him, he really hated iron and steel, and there was no trace of Uncle Bai in his body.

At the beginning of the night, the sun and the moon shine together, the temperature drops a lot, and the evening breeze makes it even more refreshing. The windows of the SUV opened, and there was an explosion of music coming from inside.

Xiong Kanqi occupied half of the back seat.The space in the car is not small, Qi Lin can only sit in the co-pilot, Zuzhang and You Nian are crowded in the back seat, squeezed together, like squeezed canned food.

You Nian noticed the expired insurance sign on the windshield and found that it was a car from the bureau.After Qi Lin finished his driver's license test, he always wanted a car. You Nian didn't buy it for him, but rented a car for him to drive casually. After driving for two days, he got six points deducted for speeding. Qi Lin didn't care about traffic control. The bureau was screwed.

So You Nian grabbed the back of the chair and asked Bai Xi where the floating car came from?

"I borrowed it." When reversing the car, Bai Xifu turned his head and winked at You Nian.

Zu Zhang directly dismantled the stage: "Stealing, I didn't follow because I was afraid that I would be caught and lose all my points."

You Nian asked: "How many points will be deducted? Is this theft of public finances?"

Zu Zhang replied: "Three points for monsters, six points for humans. It's too much!"

I don't know if I think the deduction system for transvestites is different, or it's too much for me to steal things and not bring myself along.

You Nian felt that the deduction system was too different.Obviously compared with monsters, human beings are deficient in all aspects, and they are the disadvantaged group. They echoed: "That's right, it's too much!"

Bai Xifu immediately turned up the volume, followed the rhythm, and sang emotionally: "Soyou're still thinking of me...."

"YoungDumbAndBroke" started to play in the car. You Nian liked this song very much recently, so he just listened to it when he had nothing to do. When Bai Xifu sang, You Nian couldn't help but sing.In the chorus part, Zu Zhang and Xiong Kanqi couldn't help humming together.The end of the song brought the atmosphere in the car to a climax.

"The Poet's Lover" began to play on the stereo.Bai Xifu turned down the music and asked, "Have you seen Xiaoqing?"

You Nian didn't react: "Xiaoqing?"

"Zhuyeqing." Zu Zhang raised his hands to imitate the crawling of a snake, making a hissing sound.

You Nian found that there was something under his buttoned shirt slightly moving because of these two sounds, and then it calmed down again.You Nian remembered that he had a snake on him. Zhong Jiushi also said that Zu Zhang was born in a family of snake trainers in Chongqing. Because he was very good at dealing with snakes, he had never dealt with snake demons very well.

But You Nian is not afraid of snakes, especially because Zuzu is pretty.After reacting for three seconds, You Nian suddenly realized: "Qi Xinhuai? No way?"

Bai Xi Fu Zuzhang and Xiong Kanqi both laughed.

You Nian only saw that Qi Xinhuai was a monster, but couldn't see what kind of monster it was, so he raised his forehead and shouted: "You guys are too good at playing!"

After a while, Bai Xifu calmly said: "Qi Xinhuai made troubles for Zuzu a lot before. He and the minister made a nest of snakes and rats. I think the minister is deliberately causing trouble for us this time, so I don't want to go there. But if he knows that Qi Great God and younger brother, you have gone, it’s okay for us to follow, at least there is Great God Qi sitting in charge, Qi Xinhuai dare not trouble Zuzu.”

You Nian didn't expect that there was such a relationship in the middle, but it was right after thinking about it, it should be Qi Lin who didn't come.According to Qi Lin's previous personality, he wouldn't come at all!

In the middle of the night, Bai Xifu parked the car on the side of the road.There are a lot of cars parked along the road. This is an ordinary bungalow area. Although there are no high-rise buildings, it is also very valuable.

You Nian thought they were going to a restaurant, but Bai Xifu took them to an ordinary house. When the door opened, there was a strong ins wind from the homestay, and he thought it was Bai Xifu's temporary rent. , it turned out that this was Bai Xifu's home!Three bedrooms and two living rooms, no balcony, with a big backyard.

A barbecue grill has been set up in the backyard, and there is a circle of small yellow lights hanging around the yard, colorful trees and silver flowers.There is a double-door refrigerator and floor fan under the eaves.

You Nian didn't expect Bai Xifu to be so romantic. Sure enough, every rough guy has a girlish heart?I was speechless for a moment.

Bai Xifu pointed to Zuzhang and said, "It's all done by him."

Zu Zhang snorted and ran back into the house.

Bai Xifu smiled at You Nian and said, "The whole house was decorated by Zuzu. Zuzu has the final say on what floor to paint, what paint to buy and what furniture to buy."

Xiong Kanqi smiled and opened the door of the refrigerator, which was full of meat and vegetables, and the Arctic Ocean was on both doors, and said: "I have to go on missions in the early morning, so I dare not drink, I can only drink drinks."

He first opened two bottles of Arctic Ocean, one for You Nian and Qi Lin, and then opened a bottle of Gulu Gulu for himself, and it was gone after two gulps.

Bai Xifu is a monster who is very good at taking care of people.In the long life of the demon, human beings can only be the tail light of a shooting star.So good monsters are good to humans, Bai Xifu and Xiong Kanqi should both love Zuzhang.You Nian was also favored by Qi Lin, and asked, "What happened to Zuzu?"

"It's okay, I'm going back to the house to play." Bai Xifu turned over the charcoal in the barbecue grill with pliers, and there were red charcoals underneath. When he came out, there was a wave of heat, and Bai Xifu almost melted in the heat wave.He raised his head and smiled meaningfully at You Nian, "Are you going to play with him? Go."

You Nian felt that Bai Xifu really wanted him to go, and thought to himself that you just say no, why do you have to let me understand.So he left Qi Lin to help, and went into the house with a bottle of Arctic Ocean in one hand to find Zu Zhang.

Zu Zhang's room is the hut in front of the backyard, and the windows are facing the backyard.

Bai Xifu yelled at the window: "Zu Zu, don't bully your brother, did you hear me! Be careful that Master Qi will beat us both!"

Zu Zhang opened the wooden windows, retro handmade wooden windows, each with three sides of square emerald glass, and a pot of air pineapple dangling on the window.Zu Zhang shouted back impatiently: "Got it!"

As he said that, he took a hazelnut and stuffed it into his mouth with a blank expression.

Bai Xifu continued to yell: "Don't eat snacks! Do you want to eat barbecue! Who made a fuss for it!"

Zu Zhang deliberately stuffed another one into his mouth: "My brother gave it to me."

Bai Xifu had nothing to say, and took the Snowflake Steak handed over by Qi Lin: "Then eat it."

You Nian thinks that the two of you don't get along with the cp, I'm really sorry for the onlookers.