All-round way to money

Houzi's broken mouth, and his temperament of always making troubles, especially when he begged and she didn't help, Chu Ran can imagine that he will try his best to arrange her.He still doesn't know that Tongtian is the Bodhi patriarch who taught him skills, and he doesn't have much respect for Sanqing, so he won't feel any burden if he spreads rumors.

Really beeping dog.

Chu Ran felt that she was not clean anymore.

Grandma has a leg.

Now I finally understand the depressed mood of those top leaders in the company who were rumored, hacked and sniped during the last mission.

The more I think about it, the more angry I get, the more I think about it, the more angry I get.

Then what Chu Ran can think of, the way to vent is, when Tongtian comes to the store to eat hot pot again, put ten times as much pepper on him, and give him hot and dry dishes such as mutton, oysters and leeks for free, and order other dishes It's ten times the price.Spit him to death, irritate him to death, suffocate him to death.

Who told him to do things every day, not to be low-key when he should be low-key, and not to be invisible when he should be invisible.

Then this matter, in the final analysis, is still Hongjun's sin.Hongjun is fit for heaven, and there is no tablet for him in the world. It doesn't matter, Yuanzi of Wuzhuang Guanzhen still offers a tablet for heaven and earth.Blessing is worshiping him.Chu Ran specially set up a memorial tablet for Hongjun, and then burned the ghost paper for him every day, so that you can do evil.

She is still burning with great fanfare, so that all the gods and Buddhas in the sky who are paying attention to her will see, what is the end of spreading gossip about others, it is best to keep their mouths shut.

As for the monkey, don't worry, after he's married, let her know if he spread any nonsense, let's settle the score slowly.

Well, without waiting for him to finish collecting the scriptures, he will deliver them to his door.

That is to say, only two or three months after leaving the daughter country, not long after the beginning of summer, the Queen drank the water from the Zimu River and gave birth to a little princess. Chu Ran went to baptize Princess Canhui three times.I just got home, and as soon as I entered the house, I saw a dead monkey sitting on her window sill, playing deeply.

"If you don't go to learn scriptures, what are you doing here?"

The monkey said angrily, "The old monk didn't know right from wrong, so he drove me away. I have nowhere to go..."

Oh, I'm so pitiful, "Don't you have Huaguo Mountain?"

The monkey was about to cry, "Everyone knows that I saved the old monk to go to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. Isn't it a joke to go back now?"

"Then you're not afraid of making fun of me when you come here?"

"You can't be more embarrassing here, it doesn't matter. Alas..."

After sighing, he lay down on the window sill and looked up at the sky with a look of lovelessness.Those who don't know look at his virtue, so they can't think that he is broken in love.

"Then what are you thinking of lying dead here with me? Waiting for Tang Seng to regret it before sending Zhu Bajie to invite you back? If he wants to find you, he must go to Huaguoshan..."

"Hey... I won't go back. The old monk has no heart and is pedantic, so he can't do it anymore. You can do whatever you like. The old grandson won't take the broken scriptures. If you have the ability, you can press me back to the Five Elements Mountain and go down. I won't accept it." This bird is mad."

"If you don't learn scriptures, then you have to go to Guanyin to get rid of your tightness, right? Otherwise, they can punish you at any time, and you won't be free."

Chu Ran used words to guide the monkey to Guanyin.

"Second sister, can't you take this hoop off?"

You really think highly of me. "Only the person who refines this magic weapon knows the magic spell, so where do I know?"

Monkey looked at the little green flute hanging from her waist, "Can you smash it?"

Chu Ran took out the little Qing Xiao, enlarged it and turned it in his hand, "Smashing it can definitely smash it, but your head will also be smashed into meat paste. Don't doubt it, you can smash your stone monkey body energy stone powder."

Monkey believed these words, he had already felt the powerful fluctuations of spiritual power from Qingxiao, since his debut, he had never felt such a clear and powerful coercion when facing any magic weapon.It made him tremble unconsciously.

"Second sister, you are such a treasure, where did you get it? And show the old grandson the way?" Xin Dao didn't think about it, it was probably the treasure that the old officials of the Qing Dynasty kept at the bottom of the box.

"Your brother-in-law gave it. There are magic weapons of this level in his treasure house. Oh, by the way, your brother-in-law's seniority is still a bit high. Sanqing calls him uncle. Raise your finger, you look like this , It’s no more difficult than crushing a mosquito to death. If you are cheap and go out to ruin my reputation, I can’t deal with you, and he has no burden. Don’t talk about you, your two masters, the front and the back, will deal with it the same way.”

Chu Ran seized the opportunity to clarify the scandal for herself.

"Second sister, are you married? When did it happen? Sanqing old officials and masters? Aren't they born saints transformed by Pangu Yuanshen?"

The monkey is like listening to the scriptures.

Chu Ran wants to touch the monkey head, you silly boy.

"Then you've always heard of Nuwa, Fuxi, and the Three Emperors and Five Emperors, right? Where are those ancient gods? What are their stories like, don't you know? Do you understand the difference between the status and status of the gods in today's court? What? What is the righteous god, what is the Sanxian, can you tell them apart? The heavenly court is overstaffed, and there are 360 heavenly soldiers and generals. Do you know which [-] are the righteous gods? If the heaven and the earth are made, dare to go to the heavenly palace to make a big disturbance, not to die or what?"

The monkey was even more unconvinced, "How many heavenly soldiers and immortals can't defeat me."

Chu Ran shook his head, "It's not that they can't beat you, you are not as knowledgeable as you are. You have learned the scriptures until now, and you have encountered many monsters along the way. Which of those magic weapons can you deal with? You are just a broken stick, It's not a magic weapon, what are you talking about."

Alas, the monkey sighed even more.

"Second Sister, take pity on me, why don't you reward me with some magic weapons?"

Waiting for her here?

"I don't have a magic weapon. Everything on me is a gift from your brother-in-law, so you can't give it away."

"Then you asked my brother-in-law to give me two? Speaking of which, I haven't said hello to my brother-in-law yet. Would the second sister recommend it?"

Then I really can't recommend it.

"Okay, wait until you finish reading the scriptures and become a Buddha. Then you will be free, and I will treat you to dinner with my brother-in-law."

"Hey... the old grandson doesn't go to learn the scriptures anymore, so why should he become a Buddha?"

He lay back and pretended to be dead.

"Then don't worry, someone will make the decision for you. You shouldn't come to me. Who can help you? Don't you know?"

That must count.

"But I don't want to go to the Purple Bamboo Forest, don't let that Bodhisattva recite the mantra again, it will kill my grandson."

"Then you deserve it, killing, shouldn't you be punished?"

"Second sister is really powerful and omniscient. She even knows why the old monk chased me away. Those people are robbers. They kill people, steal money, and do all kinds of evil. Why can't they be killed?"

"Even if they are robbers, not all of them have committed damnable crimes. They should be punished by the laws of the world, not by you to lynch. Now that you have saved Tang Seng and converted to Buddhism, you can no longer do whatever you want The Monkey King of Huaguo Mountain must abide by the Buddhist rules."

It is rare for Chu Ran to reason with someone so patiently. This is a monkey with a fan filter from childhood.

"The old monk is very suspicious, don't believe me..."

"You ensured him to take the scriptures for your own way and to cultivate your own heart. As long as he goes to the Western Paradise safely and takes the scriptures, you will complete the task. Whether he believes you or not..."

You treat people with sincerity, how true are they to you?As long as there is a bit of his master's heart for him, Zhu Bajie can't just tease you and doubt you.It's not that he doubts you, it's that he doesn't believe you at all, okay?Fool.

"Since I recognize him as my master, of course I should respect him sincerely..."

"Then if you think this way, you shouldn't be angry. If you are filial and filial, you should not fight back when you hit or scold you. You have also lived in the world. You have never seen the life of an apprentice who learned a craft from his master. Can't stand the anger of being an apprentice, let alone say that the master is not good."

"He didn't teach me how to..."

"So. Didn't I say, you just need to make sure he arrives at Lingshan safely, why ask so much?"

Big things are just a matter of colleagues, and after the work is completed, they will go their separate ways. You still have to be relatives and friends, and it depends on their lack of sincerity.

monkey:……

"I'd better go to the Purple Bamboo Forest."

Let you go on, I feel that my life is a waste of air.

Go, go, nice.

Chu Ran was so happy that she returned two boxes of snacks for them to eat on the way.

This time, the time can't be short, and the fake monkeys also want to learn the scriptures and become Buddhas.

Sending the monkey away, Chu Ran thought that this time he could do business with peace of mind, save building materials and go back to do infrastructure construction.He even clarified the scandal a little bit, not sure if he was frightened or not.It is estimated that it will have some effect.

However, the consciousness of this world doesn't seem to want her to do infrastructure construction quietly.

Just sent away a few days, the monkey came again.This time, he did not come alone, but two identical monkeys came together.

"Second sister, come and tell us who is real and who is fake?"

"Second Sister, he is a fake, don't be fooled by him. Old Sun still has a box of snacks you gave."

"Second sister, he is a fake. I kept my master to learn from the scriptures. After I left this woman's country, I never came back. When did I get your snacks. It is clear that this monkey used my identity to deceive you."

"He's fake."

"He's fake."

"You are fake."

"You are the fake."

Before Chu Ran could speak, the two monkeys were about to fight.

It's really not that hard to tell.

Monkey King's golden cudgel and the armor on his body are rare treasures in the world.And his piercing eyes were refined in the alchemy furnace of Taishang Laojun.Besides, the bodies of the two monkeys are different.Sun Wukong is a stone monkey, and the six-eared monkey is a real monkey.Those gods who can't be seen are because they are not cultivated enough, they are not as high as the two of them, so of course they can't be seen.What I have to admit is that in this time and space where spiritual power is thin, the monkey's cultivation has indeed reached its peak.Even Erlangshen was just on par with him and couldn't hold him down.Sanqing is an incarnation, itself a Dharma body, and his cultivation is even more out of the question.Don't look at Tongtianniu's coaxing ability to transform into a monkey taught by Bodhi's ancestor, let him really try to fight, the master may not be able to beat the apprentice.

But Chu Ran can tell the difference.The lotus hairpin can lock aura and hide her cultivation, and there are treasures in the space that can provide aura to support her consumption.So, at a glance, you can tell which is true and which is false.

She didn't say anything clearly, and took out the green flute, "Your wishful golden cudgel is a magic weapon with merit, and it is not easy to break. If you change it, it will not be so strong. Otherwise, you two take the golden cudgel and let I'll cut it and see which one is broken and which one is fake."

"Second sister, your flute is very powerful. What if I really cut it off, what should I do? Change it?"

Chu Ran shook his head, "Then I have no other choice. You go to Tathagata. Let him decide for you. The real one can't be fake, and the fake one can't live."

This is a reminder.

But the six-eared monkey was obviously very confident in its ability to reproduce.

Actually really want to find Tathagata.

Then it's not wrong to die.

go Go.

Looking back, Chu Ran didn't wait for the monkey to come to thank him, but it turned out that the envoy from Lingshan came, or an old acquaintance, Guanyin.

"Wukong is very convinced of the senior, and I hope the senior will guide him a lot, learn from the scriptures with peace of mind, and protect Jin Chanzi..."

What do you mean?Do you dislike me for being too troublesome?

"What's the matter? With my current status, at least he is a sworn sister. You use him as a tool, and I didn't say no to letting him go. I really can't break the curse? Then I will say something fair. Is it still not enough? Guide? Hehe, guide what? You teach me? Guide him not to fight back when beaten, not to fight back when scolded? Or guide him to worship Tang Seng as his own father? Make offerings to everyone in your Buddhist sect ?”

Who will it be?

"Senior misunderstood, the disciple came here just to ask for help from the senior."

"Oh, help, I think it's a babysitter? Do you pay for it?"