All-round way to money

"Hey, let's take a walk and take a look. Yunlai hot pot is new today, seafood small wontons, [-] cents a bowl, buy a bowl and get a free bowl."

"Don't miss it when you pass by. Yunlai hot pot is the same style, spicy beef pot, the meat is thin and tasty, you won't regret eating it."

"Hot pot base, hot pot base, Yunlai hot pot base, a pack is in hand, Yunlai hot pot is available every day, you can't buy it at a loss, you can't be fooled, three pennies a pack, three pennies a pack."

"Selling vegetables, selling vegetables, come to buy vegetables. Yunlai Hot Pot has a designated vegetable garden, and the taste is guaranteed. Selling vegetables, selling vegetables."

"Tofu...tofu...Yunlai tofu..."

The four Tang monks, master and apprentice, had just gone through a thrilling journey of pregnancy and abortion before they entered Wangcheng by boat. They had just disembarked at the pier, and what they heard were the cries of peddlers on both sides of the river.The business in this royal city is really developed.Listen carefully, is it all related to Yunlai Hot Pot?

"Master, what is hot pot? It sounds delicious." Zhutou Bajie's food radar is always full of signals.

Master Tang has never heard of hot pot, so he asked the monkey, "Didn't you say that you have eaten the peach banquet in the Heavenly Palace and the emperor's banquet in the world? Have you ever heard of it?"

The monkey pretended not to hear, "The day to welcome the sun is here."

"Elder, this Yunlai hot pot is the number one delicacy in our Xiliang women's country. It was created by the Chu Tang cabinet thrown by Ji Saiguo more than ten years ago. It uses copper pots as utensils, charcoal as firewood, and boiled bone soup. Mushroom soup is the base, boiled with meat and vegetables, and eaten with seasonings. It is very delicious. Now in our market, every stall is trying to get something to do with Yunlai hot pot, and everything sells well. You I haven’t heard of it before, so it’s not surprising. When you get to the place, the elders must try our Yunlai hotpot, and I guarantee that you won’t regret it, and you’ll want to eat it again.”

The boat girl who punted the boat spontaneously became a hot pot salesman.

"Master, let's try it?" Zhu Bajie couldn't bear it.

"Didn't you listen to the female Bodhisattva? The hot pot is made of bones and boiled meat. How can monks get dirty with meat?"

"No, no, elder, you didn't hear everything. There is a mushroom soup base, which can be used for cooking." Chuan Niang said enthusiastically.

If she hadn't arrived at the pier, she would have been able to continue talking.

Staying in the post house, Zhu Bajie could not stand the fragrance wafting in the air.Tang Seng will not go.So he took the monkey and Drifting out to fight teeth.

Chu Ran is studying cosmetics with the queen in the palace at the moment, instructing the maids to make manicures for the queen.

Because of her good cooking of hotpot, she was selected to cook palace food in the palace, and she, the proprietress, was also able to enter the palace and meet Her Majesty the Queen.

The country of daughters, the country of daughters.

The queen is also very well chosen.

Chosen by beauty.

Therefore, the current queen is actually the number one beauty in the daughter country.

The length is really very very very very beautiful.Even Chu Ran's most beautiful mission was not as beautiful as the queen.

He is also simple and has a good temper.He is white, rich, beautiful and silly.

The king chosen according to his beauty is an auspicious object.It is the same as the president of Germany, the queen of England, and the emperor of Japan.It is the prime minister and grand master who actually handle government affairs.As long as she is in charge of Meimeimei, after [-] years, she will come to a bowl of mother-child river water and give birth to a more beautiful successor, and the task will be considered complete.If the one born at one time is not so satisfying, just keep giving birth, keep giving birth, if you really can't give birth, then you will be auditioned at that time.It's so simple and rude, why did she say so casually that she would use the wealth of a country to recruit Tang Seng as the king and herself as the queen, the grand master agreed on the spot, and even went out to be a matchmaker in person.It's nothing more than what the queen does, it doesn't affect the state affairs, so just be happy.

It is too easy to make friends with a king who only needs to be in charge of beauty and also loves beauty.Chu Ran opened the palace door by eating hot pot, and was quickly attracted by the Queen as her best friend with cosmetics and make-up skills.There were also many secret recipes for beauty and maintenance in the palace, and Chu Ran also benefited a lot.

The queen felt that she had a good chat with Chu Ran, and she wished she could let Chu Ran enter the palace to accompany her every day.A courtyard was also reserved for Chu Ran in the palace for her to rest and live in.If it weren't for Chu Ran's business outside the palace, and it was still a big deal, Bao Buqi would have been left in the palace to wait on him.

An envoy came to report that someone from the Eastern Tang Dynasty came to change the customs certificate. Chu Ran witnessed the famous scene where the queen was infatuated and wanted to recruit a Tang monk. He didn't even meet him. Just one brother at a time, to be the queen of others, there is no one else.

The grand master can also make fun of it, just like the Queen has done such a great and heroic event, that stinky brat, I have to say, people who engage in politics are allotted according to their needs.

It's a good time to watch the excitement.There was a voice in my head, "Stop loitering outside, hurry home and have a look, your store was smashed by a monkey..."

shit.

"Queen, I have something to do in the store, so I'm leaving first."

"Why is Boss Chu in such a hurry? I still want you to help me see the younger brother of King Tang."

"I have something to do in the shop. That monk is an eminent monk, he has the eyes of a grand master, so he can't use me."

Without saying much, he turned around and left.

A dead monkey dares to smash her shop to see if she doesn't peel the monkey's skin, pull out the monkey's tendons, and smash the monkey's brain to drink the stew.

The restaurant is very close to the palace, and it is only two streets away from the palace. If you take a boat, and then push it with force, it will take less than a quarter of an hour to return to the restaurant.

Uh……

The store was not smashed.

But at this moment, at the table in the middle of the hall, there are monkeys scratching their ears, pigs playing tricks, and Drifting monks who look honest and honest, but have not lost any benefits.The customers on the third floor and the third floor in the whole hall surrounded them in the middle, and the shopkeeper's buddy formed a circle and glared at the three of them.In the corner, there was an old woman sitting and eating meat with no concern for herself, her chopsticks were almost blurred, she was eating seriously.

Chu Ran glanced at the old woman, and recognized the true face of the skin elephant, and almost didn't laugh.Quickly turned around and went into the crowd.

"Who is making trouble?"

Standing in the middle of the crowd, Chu Ran spoke out directly, looking at the three senior brothers as complete strangers.

Sun Wukong was depressed because he was being held down by someone as a rogue who ate the king's meal, and he wished he could just take the golden cudgel and come out and kill the shop and everyone.What kind of broken hot pot restaurant is this? It is clearly a hot pot, Gudong pot, and it is nothing new. It has a new name and is used to fool people.I don't know what seasoning was added, it almost didn't kill people, and it hurt the heart, lungs, stomach and stomach. Although it was spicy and tasty, it was really delicious, but they just ate dozens of plates of vegetables and tofu. It costs 30 taels of food money.What is not bullying?Who is Kaizi?

If it weren't for the fact that this country is full of ordinary humans, who can't be violent, he would have changed and ran away.He also said that he went to the palace to find a boss who came back to make the decision, who was he to scare?The Jade Emperor and his grandsons have never been afraid, how can they be afraid of the owner of a broken restaurant?Just look for it.

Then when the boss made a sound, the monkey was shocked. Why is this sound so familiar?

Looking back, oh my god, isn't this the dragon spirit?

How can this be good, Lao Sun already owes her some kind of favor, 500 years under the Five Elements Mountain, although she is very annoying, she is the only one who dares to see his existence, according to his seniority, he still has to call Second Sister .Alas, why is it so unlucky that it fell into her hands.

Sun Wukong raised his hand to squeeze the pig's ears, pulled out a few pieces of silver from the old pig's ears, and took out the small treasury he had saved for several years from his waist. , without further ado, offer your own self.

"That's all, is there any more?" Monkey put the money on the table, his tone stiff.

puff……

Among the crowd watching the fun, I don't know who was the first to laugh.Then the group laughed.

I thought these ugly people were doing weird things more, how awesome they were.It's not that Boss Chu obediently handed over the money as soon as he came back.

"Tch, don't eat if you don't have money..."

Someone was muttering in the crowd.

The monkey's face was redder than its butt from the laughter, and it raised its hand to slap the table. Meeting Chu Ran's eyes looking at his monkey's paw, he raised it high, put his hand down lightly, and cursed in the direction of the teasing voice, "Which one is behind you?" Speak ill of your grandpa grandpa and come out to die."

Chu Ran waved his hand, "Okay, let's break up with some poppi rascals causing trouble. Shopkeeper Yu, I invite you to send a plate of five-grain tofu to each table."

As soon as I heard that Chu Ran invited you to eat tofu, there were cheers from all around, it was very face-saving, and they all dispersed immediately.Hurry to grab a table and wait for the food to be served.Some of them just come in to watch the excitement, and they can’t afford to eat them. For a table of five-grain tofu, they squeeze a table with others and eat at the bottom of their pot, and they don’t dislike it.

Hundreds of onlookers dispersed.

Chu Ran twitched the corners of her mouth, with a half-smile, first asked the shopkeeper to collect the money, then looked at the monkey and shook his head, "Oh, I really haven't made any progress at all. I will always just be a foolish rafter , to be cut off..."

When the three eat and can't pay for the meal, you make a fuss by yourself, should you be responsible, or are you stupid?

"Humph."

Facing Chu Ran, the monkey only knew this word.Sitting there luck.

The pig's head was between the two, looked back and forth a few times, and sensed the problem, "Brother Monkey, do you know this boss?"

When the Heavenly Court held a peach feast for Chu Ran alone, the old pig had already been relegated to the lower world and became a pig fetus. He really didn't know Chu Ran.

The same goes for Drifting Monk, who was demoted early and didn't know Chu Ran.

Come out to be a peacemaker now, "It's an old acquaintance, that's great. It's all a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding."

The pig's head also burst into laughter, "This is really flooding the Dragon King Temple, and my family doesn't know my family anymore. Boss, your pot tastes really good. My old pig just tasted it, so I let your family The shopkeeper was interrupted. Since you are an old acquaintance of Brother Hou, we are also friends, and the visitor is a guest, so if you have any good things, come up and let the old pig have a full meal, shall we?"

This is really not the most shameless, only more shameless.

Before Chu Ran could make a sound, the monkey got up and dragged the pig's ears to go out, "What to eat, where is the family from, hurry up and leave. This person is cruel, if you are not afraid that she will slice people into pieces, you will stay Down."

The pig's head was pulled and screamed in pain, "Brother, brother, let go, it hurts. My old pig's skin is rough and the meat is not tasty, and she is not a fairy. She looks like a fairy, how can she eat people? You The monkey is dishonest and frightens me, old pig."

Drifting made up the knife quite timely, "Second senior brother, maybe she doesn't eat human flesh, but pork instead."

Zhu Bajie shook his head in disbelief, "Pork is so stinky, what's so delicious?"

After hearing this, Chu Ran coldly made up the knife behind her back, "If you say that pork is not good, you won't eat it. Sow pork is not good, and boar pigs are old. The meat is the most delicious."

what……

As soon as the words fell, Zhu Bajie disappeared as if in a flash.

Even the monkey and the sand monk couldn't help but quicken their pace.

This boss is really scary.

As expected of a person from the Daughter's Country, why would he want to gelding at every turn?

Chu Ran didn't care what they thought.

You get what you pay for, and she doesn't do business to deceive people. The vegetables and meat used in the shop are all good.Even the five-grain tofu is ground from five-color beans.The bottom of the vegetarian pot is said to be mushroom fruit, but it is a soup with ginseng, ganoderma and matsutake, which is worth the money.

It's really worth the money if you think it's a vegetarian pot with vegetables and tofu?

Cut, redneck.

Because of the arrival of the quartet of Buddhist scriptures, Chu Ran did not enter the palace after that, knowing that the queen was busy.

"Boss, boss, have you heard? The younger brother of the Tang Dynasty promised to marry the queen, and a grand ceremony will be held soon." In a few days, the shopkeeper Yu shared with Chu Ran the latest gossip she had just received. .

"Then they don't learn scriptures anymore?" Chu Ran was very cooperative, pretending to be surprised.

"It is said that Yudi stayed behind, let some of his apprentices go to learn scriptures."

Hehe, I really believed it.

It's so deceiving.

It is estimated that the grand master and the prime minister have already seen that they are tricky, knowing that the matter will not be accomplished, they are coaxing the queen to play.

No, within half a month, the queen held a few palace banquets, exchanged the clearance documents with great fanfare, and sent three apprentices to learn scriptures.

She sent off her apprentice on the front foot, but lost her elder brother Yudi on the back foot.Of course, what he lost was swept away by the goblin, so he managed to keep his reputation of defrauding customs clearance documents.

Of course Chu Ran knew that Tang Seng was taken away by the scorpion.Do you know where the scorpion essence is?That is also a glutton, so I come to the store from time to time to order a table and feast on it.Every time you go, you have to take a package with you.She is the only goblin in the entire Queen City of Xiliang, and Chu Ran can't see her goblin aura.Just ignore her.Xie Zijing also knew that Chu Ran was not an ordinary person, she had magical powers, and had always been very respectful to her. After all these years, they lived in peace.

bang...

Chu Ran was reading a book in her room, thinking about how to decorate her new garden in the Fantasy Continent. After seeing the Daming Palace in Chang'an in the Tang Dynasty, she was not very satisfied with the garden, and had a new idea.There are some places that need to be changed drastically, and the materials that should be prepared can also be prepared here, as long as they are stored in the space.While watching it engrossed, a person fell out of nowhere in the middle of the room.He took a closer look and found that it was a dead monkey. Now that Virtuous, with a big bump on his head and a swollen mouth, lying on the ground, he looked like a dead monkey.

"What are you talking about, don't die in my room. Dirty my room." The monkey lay down on the ground, closed its eyes, and didn't speak, so Chu Ran had to speak.

"I'm being bullied, don't you care?"

Pfft, Chu Ran was even amused, why is this tone so coquettish.

"There are fewer people bullying you along the way, so find someone who can take care of you."

"Then who do you say can take care of this?"

"I don't know. Whoever asked you to protect Tang Seng, you can go to him."

The monkey sat up and looked at Chu Ran with one eye closed, "You said you were looking for Guanyin Bodhisattva?"

Chu Ran stopped talking.

The monkey got up and disappeared in a flash.

After a while, with a bang, he ran back again.

"The Bodhisattva said that you can cure that goblin, let me come to you."

"Me? Did he admit the wrong person? How can I cure that scorpion spirit? Isn't it true that the Tathagata has let her sting and can't do anything about her? How can I cure it. It can't be cured, it can't be cured. You can find someone else."

This difficulty is the merit of the Pleiades Star Officer, and she doesn't want to snatch it.

"You don't need to go, just lend me the sewing kit on your body."

The monkey glanced at Chu Ran's sewing purse hanging on his body, which was hanging with Xiao Qingxiao.

"If you don't borrow it, I'll let you prick a scorpion with it. How can I sew clothes in the future? I'll be in a panic. Don't borrow it, don't borrow it."

The monkey really turned around in anger, "Are you still my sister?"

Hehe, "Call me sister when you need it, hum when you don't need it."

"It's not as easy to talk to outsiders, what kind of sister is she?"

Yo, "Then you spit out my melon and fruit meals, and I'll feed them to the dogs."

The monkey immediately changed his face and smiled, "Sister, good sister, dear sister, just help my old grandson this time? If you don't deal with that monster, my master's Yuanyang will be lost. When I save the old monk to learn scriptures Come back and repay you well, okay?"

Not to mention, the monkey is also promising.When things happen, you don't just use violence to solve them, you know you have to give in.

"You go to the Pleiades Star Officer, it's more useful than me. Don't waste time with me. We've known each other for hundreds of years, don't you know what my cultivation is?"

Hou Zi didn't believe Chu Ran's words at all. Of course he knew that when it comes to kung fu, the seven demon kings who swore to him that day were just as different.But the monsters on the way to learn from the scriptures don't talk about martial arts, and they all use magic weapons and small means to bully people.In the past few years of learning the scriptures, he has also met a few gods and heard some gossip, so he didn't believe Chu Ran when he said there was no way out. "Aren't you the old friend of the old official in Shangqing? Can you still have a magic weapon? Why bother to find the official Subaru Risheng?"

Bah, bah, bah, "I can't spit out ivory from a dog's mouth. Who is so old. I don't know that person, okay. Are you going to go? Hit you."

Damn it, the gods are so idle, why are they so gossip one by one?

Do you not understand the simple truth of not spreading rumors or believing rumors?

Just as he was talking, Tongtian pushed the door open and came in. Before anyone came in, the voice came first, "Why are there no tofu skins today?"

Chu Ran saw that Monkey King knew something important before he fled away.He covered his face directly, feeling like he was dead.

"Could you be a little more polite? Don't you knock at other people's doors?"

Tongtian had a puzzled expression on his face, and he still had the expression of why you are doing something, "You are not sleeping, your clothes are not disheveled, and you are afraid of seeing people."

"Didn't you notice that your unworthy apprentice is there?"

Tong Tian immediately waved his hands like a lucky cat, "Don't talk nonsense. There are no rumors. Whose apprentices, my apprentices are all gods in the sky, I don't know how good they are."

Oh, yes, among the 36 ten righteous gods on the list of gods, this person has the most disciples and grandchildren, so what about Zhao Gongming, the God of Wealth, the richest man in heaven.

"Oh, yes. The Bull Demon King is not your apprentice, he's just a mount. Oh, it's long gone. In a few days, it's time to be someone else's mount. What a filial son and grandson, he gave up his son to be someone else's horse Boy, go and be a mount yourself. You are generous enough, you don’t even need a mount. Why didn’t you personally carry shoes for others?”

Who doesn't know that the original body of the Bull Demon King is his Kui Niu?If it weren't for his backing, Lao Niu could live such a prosperous life?All the big bosses in Tianting Lingshan are blind and can't see, and they want to use the hands of Monkey King to clean him up.Monkey is a proper tool man.

Tong Tian's face was neither red nor white, "I was not beaten to hide outside the territory, and I had to change my shell to dare to come back. The real-time worker is Junjie, and I think about it now. If that god is not our disciple, why fight and kill, it's boring."

Chu Ran had to look at him differently, this guy's cultivation was indeed formidable.

It can be seen that there is going to be a catastrophe, and the layout can be arranged secretly in advance.

"Uncle Shi is indeed still Uncle Shi. It's right to put you in the little black room, otherwise I don't know how much trouble I will cause if I let you outside."

Humph.

This sentence finally ran Tongtian away.

He is also true, you said that you have turned into an old woman to eat, so you can eat quietly. I have never seen a customer ordering food in the boss' bedroom.

Should.