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Ye Ling was particularly annoyed by Xie Shuangchen. She didn't know where Xie Shuangchen got her WeChat account, and she harassed her day and night.

Either they want to ask him out for dinner, or they want to share various Wechat Poison Chicken Soup public accounts with him, including some likes on Taobao.He sent a series of ellipsis for no reason, and Xie Shuangchen sent a text saying, sorry for the wrong post, ouch, are you there?Would you like to give me a thumbs up?

Then Ye Ling blocked Xie Shuangchen.

Xie Shuangchen simply called Ye Ling.

Ye Ling didn't know that it was Xie Shuangchen, but when she picked it up, she felt a headache when she heard that angry voice.

"What do you want?" Ye Ling asked impatiently, "Is there anyone like you?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "I've heard it all. Is Wang Zheng getting married? Does he have to support a family when he gets married? How much will you two pay for a conversation in the teahouse? You said that if he succumbed to reality and changed his career, would you agree?" What should I do? Don’t talk about it? I’m really worried for you and want to relieve your worries. Then the question arises, how can I solve your worries? The only thing I’m doing is my humble servant, I’m here to be the hero!”

"You have eaten too much stewed food! Why do you go into the water with a mouth full of baldness?" Ye Ling said: "Come on, then I will also surrender to the reality and don't bother you."

"That's no good, you are different from him, you are in this industry." Xie Shuangchen's voice softened, but no matter how soft his strong Beijing accent sounds, it is lazy and ruffian, "Isn't it good to be my partner? From now on, you don’t need to talk about a cross talk for tens of dollars in that broken teahouse, go to the show with your brother and make a lot of money.”

"You Guigeng?" Ye Ling asked indifferently.

"21." Xie Shuangchen replied.

Ye Ling said: "I'm already 26, you are really my good brother."

"Oh, what a coincidence!" Xie Shuangchen held back for a while, but the ability of an excellent cross talk performer to catch people's words and climb smoothly is not covered, so he said immediately, "Female juniors hold gold bricks, male sophomores plus Sanyong handed down, walk together for life, you call me 'brother', I will teach you how to feed the dog..."

"Don't force the escort!" Ye Ling interrupted him, "I've never heard of it!"

"You really flatter me." Xie Shuangchen replied with a smile.Ye Ling's sentence just now was a very standard flattering sentence pattern, Xie Shuangchen knew that Ye Ling was used to it and didn't break it.

Ye Ling was silent, Xie Shuangchen was afraid that he would hang up the phone, and then said: "Please tell me something, if I can do it, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, jumping in the grass, floating in outer space Anyone lying in the morgue will do.”

"..." Ye Lingxin said that this is nothing.He was silent for a while, and then said, "Then find a respected senior to intercede for you, I won't listen to you." He just said that casually, hung up after finishing speaking, and then blocked the number.

Such an unintentional remark became a problem in Xie Shuangchen's ears.In today's cross talk business, who among the respected seniors can surpass his master Xie Fangbi?Xie Shuangchen was also unambiguous, and when he had time, he ran to the master's house and begged on his knees. This is how such a story came about, otherwise why would it be so troublesome?

Xie Fangbi had to rest for a while after lunch, Xie Shuangchen didn't have the habit of taking a nap, there was nothing else to do in this yard other than tending flowers and goldfish, feeding the pigeons and cats.What's more, how many young people like to do these things?Xie Shuangchen could only sit on the teacher's chair and play games, and he was in a bad mood if he didn't play well.Look at your friend list, Wang Zheng is online.

A heartless message was sent.

"Brother Zheng, what can I do!"

Not long after, Wang Zheng came back: "What should I do?"

"Ye Ling!"

Wang Zheng's game was already on, so he didn't have time to go back to Xie Shuangchen.After a long time, he popped out a sentence: "You don't mess with him recently, he graduated in June, and now is a busy time."

"You got married in June, and he graduated in June. It's time for you two to break up." Xie Shuangchen said, "It's the season of breaking up, the ancients never deceived me."

"You're really welcome."

"I can only be rude." Xie Shuangchen asked, "Why didn't he graduate until he was 26? Did he repeat a grade? What did he study?"

Wang Zheng said vaguely, "I learned how to burn boilers."

"Oh!" Xie Shuangchen understood, "It's really not enough to talk about cross talk together, and I have to learn some skills from Lan Xiang."

"Don't be poor." Wang Zheng said, "I'll enlighten him later."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Thank you Brother Zheng."

"Thank you? I just can't worry about him." Wang Zheng explained, "I knew him when he was in college. They were all amateurs and liked cross talk, so we got together. I never thought of pointing at this for the rest of my life, but he Bar……"

"What?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"He gave up a lot of things." Wang Zheng said, "He really likes it."

"Did you give up burning the boiler?" Xie Shuangchen said seriously, "That means you gave up a lot... furnace ash."

Wang Zheng sent a series of ellipses, and then said, "What do you mean?"

"Yeah, you can be regarded as a dying caregiver." Xie Shuangchen said, "I will definitely give all I have to assist the young master and preserve the Han Dynasty!"

Wang Zheng said, "...bye."

Xie Fangbi did not reveal his attitude to Xie Shuangchen. It is not uncommon for this apprentice to ask the master to settle the matter since ancient times, but he has never heard of an apprentice asking the master to accept another apprentice purely because he wants someone else.

Where did this come from!

Xie Shuangchen is a shameless bastard, Xie Fangbi still has a bit of a fairy spirit and everyone is reserved, no matter how much you dote on your apprentice, you can't let him mess around too much.

So the matter was shelved.

Seeing that the weather was getting hotter and hotter, Xie Shuangchen's partner, teacher Liu Changyi, suddenly had some physical problems and was admitted to the hospital. There were many performances in summer, and Liu Changyi didn't go, and Xie Shuangchen didn't bother to move.He didn't like the atmosphere of the Quyi Troupe, there were a bunch of uncles and uncles in the background, all of them were actors, and they all acted like artists, but the jokes they actually said were really hard to laugh at.Although he is exquisite, he is not very willing to communicate with those uncles and uncles, even if counted by seniority, he is the peer or elder of many people.

But the generation gap is something scarier than age.

In fact, Xie Shuangchen was very depressed in this job. He was very envious of the era when Master talked about cross talk in small theaters, and he also envied those who talked about cross talk in teahouses.He was picked up by Xie Fangbi and brought up since he was a child. He only went to the small garden when he was a child. Afterwards, the master didn't ask any disciples to go again.

The culture of the city should be rooted in the ground, let it be suspended in the air, and put it in the palace of so-and-so art, it will not be so good.

Cross talk is boring, why not play mahjong?Playing mahjong is still lively.

But Xie Shuangchen is still unaware of these high-end and unpredictable things that hurt spring and autumn, he just feels bored.Xie Fangbi arranged for him to work in the Quyi Troupe, and Xie Fangbi was afraid that Xie Shuangchen would be idle, so he found him a job so that he could survive.Otherwise, after Xie Fangbi has been around for a hundred years, Xie Shuangchen will starve to death?

Xie Shuangchen came out of the hospital.He had just finished watching Liu Changyi.

I planned to say a few polite words, but I didn't realize that I was talking like a ghost, and suddenly told Liu Changyi that I wanted to break up the team.Liu Changyi was surprised at first, but then he understood what Xie Shuangchen meant.With an excuse to say that his body is indeed not what it used to be, Xiao Wuye should have better development.When Xie Shuangchen heard this, he was filled with emotions, stood up and bowed to Liu Changyi.Liu Changyi smiled and waved his hands, expressing that he was indeed a bit unsuitable to partner with Xiao Wuye. If young people want to talk about things that young people like, these old antiques are really outdated.

Xie Shuangchen is extremely grateful for his understanding of righteousness this time.

He left the hospital briskly, feeling something was wrong as soon as he stepped out of the gate.He is so happy!My new partner hasn't been settled yet, so why is he going to talk about allegro by himself now?He wanted to flirt with Ye Ling, but Wang Zheng told him that Ye Ling was very busy recently, so Xie Shuangchen was puzzled. Is Lan Xiang's graduation requirements so high?

No, Lanxiang is in Shandong.What about Beijing?Beida Jade Bird or Tsinghua Tongfang?It sounds like he's studying computers.

What technical school in Beijing can learn to burn boilers!

Wudaokou, Tsinghua Park.

Ye Ling had just finished chatting with his teacher about the dissertation, and had already missed lunch time. He happened to be close to the south gate, so he went out to eat and strolled along to buy something.

Even on weekends, there are many students wearing high school uniforms around here. Their spare time is rich and colorful. Two or three people can order a table of food, and then they all hold their mobile phones to communicate with each other about the latest novelty and fun.

Ye Ling glanced at it, and happened to see Xie Shuangchen on the screen of his mobile phone.It may be a show performed at a TV party. Xie Shuangchen was wearing a suit and tie, and he was completely different from the popular actors around him.Everyone else looked like middle-aged rural grassroots cadres, but Xie Shuangchen looked like a domineering president.

How to look how awkward.

But little girls don't care about this, they just click on a video on station B to watch handsome guys, to pass the time, that's all.

Xie Shuangchen is referring to the typical TV cross talk, with a content of more than ten minutes, there is no need for any overly skilled performances, and no matter whether there is any interaction with the audience, the evening performance is like this, everyone loves to watch idol artists sing and dance, saying Cross talk is not as good as disco.

So after reading too much of this, Ye Ling's evaluation of Xie Shuangchen is that the embroidered pillow is an idiot.

Coupled with the other party's harassment during this period of time, he felt that Xie Shuangchen was not pleasing to his eyes.Ming Mingshi is famous, how can he be so low-grade?Such a dude?Wouldn't it be nice to learn something from the old man?Too reckless.

He maintained a posture and looked at the girls, and he would always be noticed if he stayed for a long time.The girls turned their heads to look at him suspiciously. Seeing that he was a cold and quiet little brother, they didn't feel offended, but instead they were full of teenage hearts and chattered.

Ye Ling quickly looked away, took a couple of bites and left.

In a flash, it was June, and Ye Ling's school affairs were basically done, and the only thing left was to get a graduation certificate.Wang Zheng invited him to be the best man at his wedding, and he explained many things to him. After talking seriously, he started talking about Xie Shuangchen.

Because of their respective busy schedules, they haven't had a cross talk in a teahouse for a long time. The first time they met, Wang Zheng had to accompany Ye Ling to buy a suit, which happened to be needed for the wedding and graduation ceremonies.

"Haven't figured out what to do next?" Wang Zheng asked.

"I didn't think so." Ye Ling said a little evasively, "Don't worry."

Wang Zheng said, "Didn't your teacher do ideological work for you?"

Ye Ling said: "He introduced a lot of jobs to me. Some of them can give me a permanent residence in Beijing, and some of them can directly get an annual salary. But I guess it's because I'm the only one left in the class. It's the same as aunt who always loves to introduce people."

"How can you be idle? You really don't respect the teacher at all with your mouth." Wang Zheng said with a smile, "He wants you to apply what you have learned, and don't waste it when you are the first in the class."

"Then what about you?" Ye Ling asked back, "You have wandered around for two years, what will you do in the future?"

Wang Zheng said: "In my old profession, being a programmer and writing codes is always enough to support my family."

Ye Ling said: "Then you must be the most interesting programmer."

Wang Zheng smiled and said, "That's not it."

A topic ended here, and the two fell into silence.Ye Ling picked out a suit and tried it on. Wang Zheng looked at Ye Ling in the mirror and said, "I think Xie Xiaowu is a nice guy."

Ye Ling adjusted her collar silently without speaking.

"You can throw away the crispy rice that Cartier gave you, and be a partner with him. If nothing else, at least you don't have to worry about eating." Wang Zheng continued, "And he almost hangs around under your nose every day from winter to summer. , such perseverance can be regarded as a lesson from sincerity. Hey, why don't you think about it?"

"What's the big deal? Why, I can die if you leave? Who can I find as a partner? I have to find him?" Ye Ling said impatiently, "Then I might as well become an engineer with a million-year salary. Besides, what would he do with serious things? Without Mr. Xie around, what would he be? He would have learned the feudal dregs of a dandy young master."

Wang Zheng said: "That's not right, it's all the ladies who lost the rings and bracelets."

Ye Ling said: "Then he is not even as good as a woman."

Wang Zheng was helpless: "Your resistance is really strong."

Ye Ling said: "When I see him, I get annoyed."

Wang Zheng didn't say anything, because Xie Shuangchen would come during his wedding.It wasn't him who invited him, it was his little fifth master who was stalking and wanted to come, who could stop him and say "Don't come" to such a happy event?He was a little worried, he didn't know how to tell Ye Ling at that time, he just hoped that they would live in peace and not make any noise.

How can it be?