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The day of the interview for the Wing Ping Club was a weekend, and Xie Shuangchen was very nervous, getting up at six o'clock in the morning.

You must know that the interview is in the afternoon.

Ye Ling was provoked by him, without opening her eyes, she could only say vaguely: "Stop making trouble, I don't want to hear... Listen to your back..."

"What do you think they will do if they ask me?" Xie Shuangchen said, "Test me on this and that."

Ye Ling rubbed her eyes: "Aren't you the class leader... why are you being tested?"

"What if they don't accept me?" Xie Shuangchen murmured, "Actually, many people think that I can't fart, so I get my master's credit."

"Hmm..." Ye Ling turned over, turned her back to Xie Shuangchen to escape reality, and just wanted to continue sleeping.

"Ms. Ye!" Xie Shuangchen stepped towards the bed with his long legs, and pressed his upper body on Ye Ling's body, and leaned into his ear, annoyed and coquettishly said, "Brother——"

Ye Ling made him feel nauseous all of a sudden, and pushed him away: "No, there is no audience now, so you don't need to bring the show?"

"I'm kissing you!" In order to express a deeper kindness, Xie Shuangchen's accent instantly switched to Tianjin dialect, "Don't sleep, get up, I'm anxious."

"..." Ye Ling let out a long sigh, "All right."

Xie Shuangchen carefully reviewed the history of cross talk with his family for a long time, and after lunch with Ye Ling, he went to the small theater.Ye Ling didn't sleep well, she always had a gloomy face, and she didn't like to answer Xie Shuangchen's words.

Their small theater has been renovated, and it is just empty to circulate the air.There was no one else in the background except the two of them, they were really polished commanders.

There are still a few couples who came to sign up for the interview, all of them are relatively young, and only one couple looks a little old.When Xie Shuangchen came at noon, he had boiled hot water and prepared melon seeds and tea leaves.He made an appointment for all the people at a certain time. As soon as the people came, he greeted everyone to take a seat, and then went up to perform one by one according to the time of registration.

This interview is really amazing, it's like a draft.

"I think so." Xie Shuangchen began to explain, "We are not the kind of employees in the company. We just sit at the desk and work every day. Our business depends on our ability. Whether we have it or not, we will know it as soon as we get on stage, and everyone should take a look. , Don’t come here in vain today, it’s also a learning and progress from each other.”

Can someone who comes to find a job chat with the boss?

The actors came to the stage to perform one by one, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling sat at the back to watch, and then set up a machine to record there.

"What do you think of this?" Xie Shuangchen asked in a low voice.

"Ping." Ye Ling said, "The rhythm is not good."

"What about this?"

"It seems more amateurish than me."

"Ms. Ye, you are a serious student of my master, please don't belittle yourself like this?" Xie Shuangchen was not happy.

Ye Ling said: "But I have always been unknown."

"Then how about I take you in?" Xie Shuangchen proposed, "Our Xie family is a famous family..."

"Are you out of your mind?" Ye Ling said, "Why are you copying everything that is cheap?"

"Oh, isn't this a reasonable suggestion?" Xie Shuangchen said, "If you want a title, I'll give you one."

"Hush -- don't talk." Ye Ling interrupted him, "This is not bad."

Xie Shuangchen looked at the stage, there were two young people.He quickly found the information of these two people in a dozen of papers in his hand.

The one who is holding on to it is Cai Xunshang, 25 years old, young, very sweet, with two smiling eyes and a pair of shallow dimples when he smiles, as if he is born with the ability to please people.The funny one is called Lu Xunhan, 26 years old. Although he is only one year older than Cai Xunshang, the feeling of bitterness and hatred is not far behind at 01:30.In fact, he is actually quite handsome, but he only smiles when he enters the plot, and he looks good when he smiles, but at other times, the words "can't laugh" are written all over his face, which is very sad.

Shuai Shuai Shuai Shuai.

The two talked about "Lun Ping Dou". If this kind of mother-in-law play well, it can reflect the characteristics of both parties.But at the same time, this traditional or classic can no longer be classic, and it is actually not easy to perform new ideas.

After it was over, Xie Shuangchen felt that the two were not bad, so he asked, "Are you two brothers?"

"Yes." Cai Xunshang nodded, "I am senior brother, and we both learn from Mr. Du Pingchuan."

It is very common in traditional trades to be young and senior.Xie Shuangchen recalled it and said, "Du Pingchuan is my generation, you two have to call me uncle."

Ye Ling rolled his eyes in his heart, but he also agreed with this statement.Xie Shuangchen studied under Xie Fangbi, Xie Fangbi was already very senior, although Xie Shuangchen was young, he was indeed a senior.Du Pingchuan, Cai and Lu's master, is over 60 this year, so he is only of the same generation as Xie Shuangchen, and Cai and Lu are indeed Xie Shuangchen's juniors.

They are older than Xie Shuangchen, Xie Shuangchen let others call him uncle, which is reasonable and weird.

According to Xie Shuangchen's character, Ye Ling guessed with high probability that he just wanted to take advantage of others.

Unexpectedly, the two of Cai and Lu were respectful, they both clasped their fists and bowed, saying "Master Uncle" respectfully.

"Look at how polite he is." Xie Shuangchen said, "This is the inheritance. Why don't I accept you as my apprentice? It's quite reasonable in terms of seniority."

"Wake up." If it wasn't for the wrong occasion, Ye Ling would have kicked Xie Shuangchen, "Don't dream."

Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan stepped down, but they didn't expect Cai Xunshang to rush out with one foot in the air.Fortunately, Lu Xunhan grabbed him by his side so that he wouldn't make a fool of himself.

"Are you all right!" Xie Shuangchen saw it, stood up and asked with concern.

"It's okay, it's okay!" Cai Xunshang waved his hands and smiled, "It's just that I didn't stand firm when I walked, but fortunately, Lao Han is here. Oh, I'm just unlucky. I step on shit when I go out and bump my head into the beam of the house. I have to lose my side There is a koi here, otherwise I would have brought it with me."

"Ah?" Xie Shuangchen wondered, looking at Cai Xunshang's face, he couldn't tell that this person was lucky.He looked at Lu Xunhan's sad face again, and asked uncertainly, "You mean your junior brother...is very lucky?"

"It's very good." Cai Xunshang gave a thumbs up, "You can win a lottery if you eat hot pot. Guess what, people said that the event has been going on for more than a week, and the guests at the last table on the last day reached out and touched the prize, saying It’s Lao Han.”

"Old Han?" Xie Shuangchen remembered Lu Xunhan's name, "Lu Xunhan... yes, an old man in his sixties."

He was joking, but he didn't expect that Lu Xunhan was very nervous and said anxiously: "Is my name not good? I just said that Master must not have read the almanac when he gave the name. I won't be hit by a car when I go out." Die!"

Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling watched Lu Xunhan and Cai Xunshang wrangling with each other from a distance, both of them looked confused.

Why does this lucky E look so optimistic and cheerful? This so-called koi...is too easy to get anxious!

The last pair to come on stage is the oldest in the audience.

The two are not like actors who have been in small theaters all year round, their attitudes are very modest and personable.After bowing on the stage, he said "Spit out a lotus flower", Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling listened behind.

The name of the fan is Yang Qirui, 40 years old, a civil servant.

The name of the teaser is Chen Xu, 35 years old, an engineer.

The two performed well on stage, but Xie Shuangchen shook his head and said, "Not good."

Ye Ling sighed, and said in a low voice, "The two eldest brothers seem to have a good job, and they are at the pinnacle of their careers in middle age, so why come to talk about cross talk."

Xie Shuangchen asked back: "Don't you know this best? You are a good student of Tsinghua University, why are you talking about cross talk?"

"I'm on my own, I haven't organized my own family, so I can do whatever I want." Ye Ling pointed to the paper in Xie Shuangchen's hand, "Everyone is married."

Xie Shuangchen said, "Don't you still have me?"

"Don't be poor." Ye Ling said.

"Sure enough, "The Sheep on the Tree", "The Tree Has No Leaves" and "Spitting out the Lotus Flower" are the three most boring jobs in my opinion." Xie Shuangchen said, "It's really boring no matter how you say it."

Ye Ling said indifferently: "It's purely because you don't know how to say it yourself?"

"What are you talking about, is there anything I don't know? Don't talk about it, which one of me, Jingping Bangyue, can't just pick it up?" Xie Shuangchen said, ""Spitting out a lotus" has to be a partner, take a The fan 'kuang kuang' knocked on your head, hey, don't I feel bad?"

"Then can you save a few words from your mouth?" Ye Ling asked.

Xie Shuangchen shut up.

After the show was over, Xie Shuangchen asked a few questions, and the interview ended here, and it was getting dark outside.

The interviewees left one after another. Xie Shuangchen made himself a pot of tea, sat with his legs crossed, and held a teacup on his lap with both hands. In front of him were the resumes of those people.

He only put the resumes of Cai Xunshang and Lu Xunhan on the left, and the others on the right.

Ye Ling also got herself a cup of hot tea, pulled a chair and sat down: "Only these two people?"

Xie Shuangchen nodded: "These two people have learned it before. They have a good foundation, but they don't have a stage style. I don't know if Du Pingchuan taught them this."

"After teaching, do you still need to go from Nanjing to Beijing to come to Beijing?" Ye Ling said, "Tianqiao San doesn't care about the Confucius Temple. This is where artists have gathered since ancient times. Beijing is so messy or what?"

"It's definitely not easy to mix. I don't know Du Pingchuan very well, but I guess he is also a stubborn old man." Xie Shuangchen said, "The times are different."

Ye Ling said: "He is over 60 years old, can you stop calling him by his name?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Why can't I be equal to him? If you really count, I'm still ahead of him!"

Ye Ling said: "Then you are really amazing."

"Seniority is really hard to say." Xie Shuangchen said, "Why don't you tell me why my senior brothers tried every means to prevent Master from accepting you? We can all see that Master likes you very much. But if he really accepts you, you will How many people have jumped the ranks? Who will be convinced? They will harm you."

Ye Ling said in shock: "I... I thought you didn't know these things, and didn't think about them..."

Xie Shuangchen said with a helpless smile: "You are really killing yourself. How can I not know? I don't pretend to know nothing and gossip with Master, and Master probably won't even mention it. He just Because I can't accept you, I teach you as compensation, otherwise you really won't get anything."

"..." Ye Ling was speechless, he didn't expect Xie Shuangchen to be so thoughtful, even his own master was scheming.

"But regrets are regrets after all." Xie Shuangchen sighed, "There is no other way."

Ye Ling took a sip of water and said, "Do you really want these two? I think the two big brothers are also... not bad."

"The two of them can only talk about weekends." Xie Shuangchen said, "When I think about middle-aged people, there are old and young, and I always feel uneasy. And the two big brothers... really big brothers. You see This Chen Xu, I just saw it, well, it’s your senior brother! What’s going on with your Tsinghua University? Are you still doing modernization? Why are you all here to do this?”

"Humanistic care." Ye Ling said, "While doing a good job in modernization, we must also take into account the inheritance of history and culture. Is it okay to carry forward traditional culture?"

"Okay." Xie Shuangchen said, "You are all top students, I won't compete with you."

Ye Ling thought for a while and said, "I think... it's better to keep the two of them."

"Isn't it a fellowship?" Xie Shuangchen asked.

"Where did the camaraderie come from?" Ye Ling said, "I don't even know him, okay? How many years have we passed?"

Xie Shuangchen said: "Then please beg me."

"..." Ye Ling sat, motionless.

Xie Shuangchen poked Ye Ling: "Hurry up, I'm waiting."

Ye Ling put the cup on the table and looked at Xie Shuangchen silently.Xie Shuangchen was very familiar with his expression, so he was unhappy.Xie Shuangchen just wanted to say something cheap, and was about to change his mouth and say something when Ye Ling stood up, wrapped his arms around Xie Shuangchen's neck, and sat on his lap.

Xie Shuangchen was stunned, with his hands hanging in the air, not knowing where to put them.

Ye Ling turned her head and said in a low voice: "You are the class leader, you have the final say."

That tone

"Farewell, you can say whatever you want." Xie Shuangchen said, "Please let me go! There is no one else here! No business!"

Ye Ling immediately said with a cold face: "Didn't you ask for this yourself?"

"I'm sorry, I'm just talking about it." Xie Shuangchen said, "Can you get up? I'll call the two big brothers right now and tell them that their dear juniors will not hesitate to sacrifice their lust to seduce the class master and also try their best to ensure that they get into the chanting." society……"

Ye Ling asked: "Do you have to have this mouth addiction?"

"I'm used to it." Xie Shuangchen said, "Miss Ye, get up, okay?"

Ye Ling suddenly smiled, pointed at Xie Shuangchen lightly, and said, "Aren't you afraid of anything?

"I'm afraid of you! Is that okay?" Xie Shuangchen said, "If you don't get up again, I'll be serious!"

He pressed Ye Ling's back with his palm, and when his legs moved, Ye Ling didn't sit still and seemed about to fall. He lost control and grabbed Xie Shuangchen's shoulder, and his clothes almost tugged. Xie Shuangchen was afraid that Ye Ling would really fall down. , reached out to hold Ye Ling's waist.

"that……"

A voice came in, Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling kept their movements and turned their heads to look together.

A girl was also stunned standing at the door, her eyes fixed on the two men who were hugging each other.

The three were silent at the same time.

In the end, it was the girl who broke the embarrassment and asked, "Are you recruiting waiters here?"

Ye Ling slowed down, quickly escaped from Xie Shuangchen's arms and stood up, pretending nothing happened, and said: "Yes, we..."

"It's okay!" The girl interrupted Ye Ling and blurted out, "I don't discriminate against homosexuals!"