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Ye Ling took a step back calmly, Xie Shuangchen's fingers slid past his chin, and the touch of the skin only stayed on the fingertips for a moment.

"I think your logic explodes." Ye Ling said coldly, "The basic condition for you to judge my behavior is based on your arbitrarily acquiescing that my sexual orientation is male. Do I like you? Although I don't discriminate against sexual orientation, you and I are ordinary people living in real life. Do you think you are writing a gay novel where a man must fall in love with a man? Push it back, Your relaxed and happy state confirms that your default homosexual orientation is your first choice, just like a straight man will think that a woman looks at him to see if he likes him, because the default choice of straight men is women. The option 'does a man like me if he's nice to me' doesn't even appear. Your logical loophole is big enough to hold ten pairs of cotton pants. I think, have you blown yourself up?"

"...Huh?" Xie Shuangchen froze in place after hearing Ye Ling's words.

"Although I said I was homophobic, I was just joking." Ye Ling said to Xie Shuangchen very seriously, "I don't discriminate against you."

His attitude was sincere, and Xie Shuangchen's eyes widened after hearing this.After his brain completely digested and understood Ye Ling's so-called "logic", his face turned red immediately.

What does it mean to shoot yourself in the foot?

What is a car crash on the spot?

Did Xie Shuangchen drift away?I don't know if a good illiterate doesn't fight with a bully?

"Ms. Ye, listen to me." He quickly explained, "I was just joking with you, isn't it just that we are all depressed after coming out of the police station, just make a joke to relieve..."

Ye Ling said: "I don't feel depressed."

"That means I'm full and have nothing to do." Xie Shuangchen was embarrassed for a while: "I swear to the moon that I'm just talking nonsense, can my childish words be okay?"

"Yo." Ye Ling said, "The moon represents your heart? It still sounds weird."

"It's strange, isn't it?" Xie Shuangchen really had nowhere to go, he stepped forward and grabbed Ye Ling, holding Ye Ling's face in both hands, and approached quickly, the tip of his nose almost covered Ye Ling's skin.Ye Ling obviously didn't expect Xie Shuangchen to attack him suddenly, so there was no time to react.

It all happened so fast.

"You..." Ye Ling was so frightened that she just stared at Xie Shuangchen with wide eyes, and didn't make any movement.

Xie Shuangchen also looked at Ye Ling with lowered eyes. He was taller than Ye Ling and could force Ye Ling to look up.He smiled slightly, and said in a deep voice: "What's the matter, is it useless to act like a baby? Teacher Ye, I'm a complete bastard. There is no one here now. If you push me into a hurry, it's not like I can't stand your deduction Logic. You are a scholar, don't you think?"

Having been with Xie Shuangchen for more than a year, how could Ye Ling not know Xie Shuangchen's temper?He can do whatever he wants when he is in a mood, but once he gets messy, he can go up the mountain of swords and go down the sea of ​​fire.There are not so many twists and turns in Xie Shuangchen's dictionary, he is just generous, there is no price he can't afford.He never regrets doing many reckless actions in the eyes of others.

Because he is smart, he doesn't care about anything.

Such a person surrounded by clouds and mountains and mists really can't tell whether he has intentions or no intentions.

"Then let's not talk about it." Ye Ling's head was imprisoned by Xie Shuangchen's palm and she couldn't move. She could only move her eyes slightly, and turned away from Xie Shuangchen.As long as he makes this expression, Xie Shuangchen will know that he has compromised, no matter what he thinks in his heart.

Xie Shuangchen just likes to see Ye Ling's reluctance and helplessness.

Before the two could escape from the stalemate, they heard screams suddenly coming from the cold and silent roadside.

"Damn—!"

The two of them turned their heads and saw that a big brother ran away, and they didn't know what the hell they saw.

In the middle of the night, the two of them were obviously not dressed in this era, and their movements were still so weird. If it wasn't a ghost, what was it?

Xie Shuangchen laughed "haha", let go of his hands by the way, and walked forward staggeringly.

"Ms. Ye, go home and sleep." He said without looking back.

Xie Shuangchen went to bed after returning home, and only saw the storm on Weibo when he opened his eyes at noon the next day.

It was also at this moment that he realized what Ye Ling had done with his mobile phone.

"Teacher Ye?" Xie Shuangchen came out of the room pulling on his slippers, "Teacher Ye!"

He yelled for a long time and no one was there, and then he heard the sound of water splashing in the bathroom, thinking that Ye Ling might not have heard it while taking a shower, so he lay on the sofa and began to read his exploding private messages on Weibo.

The newcomer is another wave of licking faces and blowing rainbow farts.

In the past, now I am tearful and said, brother, you have finally come out for business.

Xie Shuangchen looked at Yao Sheng who was on the hottest retweet, so he simply called.

"Why?" Yao Sheng was probably woken up by Xie Shuangchen's phone call, his voice was vague, but his tone was very bad.

"Jiao'er, won't you get up and hang your throat?" Xie Shuangchen asked jokingly.

"Hang you up, okay?" Yao Sheng turned over, "Fast!"

Xie Shuangchen said: "You didn't call me when you came back from a long distance, but forwarded the notice on Weibo in advance? You don't need to give me this kind of surprise every time, do you?"

Yao Sheng laughed and said, "Hey, I still want to ask you. I'm not in China for a while, what are you making a fuss about? Why did you pick up the old art and start singing? You can't get along with cross talk anymore?"

"You want to relax once in a while." Xie Shuangchen said, "Brother, I'm going to open a garden, brother, take care of the business?"

"Since you've begged me so lowly, it's very easy to say."

"Where am I so humble?" Xie Shuangchen sat up, "I mean, you can help me find out if there is a suitable one who can talk about cross talk or sing the big drum...the kind who can't go to the opera if you can't do it. , I am short of people here."

"Where can I go to help you find out." Yao Sheng said, "I know your family when you talk about cross talk, please go, big sister."

Xie Shuangchen said: "My eldest sister is also busy, and the dragon sees the tail but does not see the head. Besides, isn't she farther away from our circle?"

"Then you just resign yourself to fate." Yao Sheng said.

"Why is my senior brother so terrible?" Xie Shuangchen couldn't help asking.

"Don't confuse me with those greasy middle-aged people." Yao Sheng said, "The most I can do is help you buy hot searches."

"It's okay." Xie Shuangchen sighed, "Talk is better than nothing."

Yao Sheng said: "You're bragging, aren't you? Do you want me to go to your house and beat you right now?"

"No need." Xie Shuangchen said, "Hey, Teacher Ye is out, I'm dead!"

"Hi!" Yao Sheng yelled, but there was no sound.

Ye Ling came out of the bathroom wearing a T-shirt and shorts at home. He wiped his hair with a towel and didn't pay attention to the movement in the living room, so he was a little surprised to see Xie Shuangchen lying on the sofa when he looked up.

"Are you awake?" Ye Ling said.

"Well, I've been calling you for a long time." Xie Shuangchen said, "You take a bath at noon and go out later?"

"No, I'm just getting up too, take a bath and be refreshed." Ye Ling didn't know why Xie Shuangchen was talking so much nonsense when he got up, "Why did you call me? Are you hungry?"

"I'm not hungry, I just wanted to ask you something." Xie Shuangchen took out his mobile phone and handed it to Ye Ling, "Did you do this last night?"

"Yes." Ye Ling said, "But I don't know that Boss Yao will forward it."

"It's not important." Xie Shuangchen said, "Let's not go to Beixinqiao tonight to talk, let's go to Sanlitun to talk."

"Are you still addicted?" Ye Ling asked.

"I can't let down the painstaking efforts of Teacher Ye and Boss Yao." Xie Shuangchen smiled.

The flow of people in Sanlitun is not the same as Guijie.

The most important thing is that there are all kinds of ghosts and ghosts in Sanlitun, and it won't look so weird at all if there are two people talking about cross talk.

Xie Shuangchen created various social accounts for Yongping Society, printed QR codes and pasted them, and dragged Ye Ling to the ground in Sanlitun.What is this place?What was popular on the Internet one second, everyone will recognize it the next second.

Even at night, the sharp-eyed people can recognize that this is the handsome guy that has been spread all over the world on Weibo these two days.

The onlookers naturally needless to say, there are also those who sang and molested these two people.

Xie Shuangchen is crazy alone, he doesn't care if there are too many people, and he is still excited when others tease him.Ye Ling got a point, he would help when the girl molested Xie Shuangchen, but when the girl molested him, he really didn't know what to do when she molested him a lot.

"Okay, okay, stop teasing Mr. Ye." Xie Shuangchen waved his hands with a smile, "Ms. Ye is thin-skinned and blushing. Go back to our theater garden and listen to something."

"I want to listen to "Eighteen Touches"!" someone shouted.

"Sister, aren't you too pissed in broad daylight?" Xie Shuangchen said to the girl in the crowd, "Has your boyfriend followed? Don't you have a boyfriend?"

They shouted again: "No! Teacher Ye, come with me!"

"No!" Xie Shuangchen held Ye Ling back, "Mine!"

"Didn't you sing "Eighteen Touches"?" Someone reminded Xie Shuangchen, "Will it be?"

"Why not? Today I will give up my life to accompany the gentleman! If I let the city management take me away later, everyone remember to give me a hand!" Xie Shuangchen cleared his throat and sang, "Ah, reach out and touch, brother's By the side of the hair..." He really stretched out his hand to touch Ye Ling halfway through singing, Ye Ling stepped back quickly and said, "Touch yourself!"

Xie Shuangchen said to the audience: "Look at it, Teacher Ye doesn't call touching, and doesn't sing anymore."

Everyone said "噫" again.

He turned his head and looked at Ye Ling again, with a playful smile on his face.Ye Ling is also not easy to get angry, and can only look at him.

"Stop making trouble." Xie Shuangchen was afraid that Ye Ling would run away on the spot, "Let's sing a song for everyone."

From the street to the end of the street in Sanlitun, there are always many people singing with guitars. Xie Shuangchen and the others said that there is one next to the cross talk site, but people all go to see them, and no one stands next to the big brother to listen. Song, the elder brother closed the booth and came to listen.

Xie Shuangchen waved to the elder brother and asked, "Brother, do you want to play together?"

The eldest brother said, "Okay, what do you want to sing?"

Xie Shuangchen thought for a while and said, "Sing "Kiss Everywhere", can you?"

Coincidentally, the elder brother hugged Qin immediately.Xie Shuangchen handed Ye Ling a pair of allegro boards and said, "Ms. Ye, help me make a board."

Ye Ling nodded.

With guitar and allegro, the audience can be more boring than a music festival.

The rhythm is light and unrestrained, and Xie Shuangchen's mouth is very good. Although he is a child in Beijing and has not been to Cantonese-speaking areas a few times, he speaks Cantonese very accurately.

In the end, he blew a kiss to everyone and expressed his heart, thanking his luthier and baner master.

The scene was posted online the next day.

It has to be said that the current mobile phones are very good at taking night portraits, all kinds of soft focus near real and far virtual with filters, the careful girl even took a photo, Xie Shuangchen had a smile in his eyes, and his smile was flirtatious.

Really steal a heart with a kiss, and kill a person with a kiss.

In addition, there are other photos, one of Xie Shuangchen and Ye Ling, Xie Shuangchen is foolish, Ye Ling is serious, but there is no feeling of pampering Xie Shuangchen.

The key is that the partner of this kind of cross talk is inseparable. If you like a celebrity cp business, you may go fishing for three days and post on the net for two days. In this traditional business, partners are more important than anything else, and you can’t wait to stick together 24 hours a day. Officials are so tough.

The main reason is that the two are young, and each has its own outstanding looks and temperament.

Meng Yibo, who is not heart-piercing, is almost sorry for his Internet addiction career!

Xie Shuangchen is very noisy, and he lives in Sanlitun, so after he tasted the benefits, he almost dragged Ye Ling out for a walk every night.Video clips were flying all over the Internet, and some people came to Sanlitun to watch the scene.

However, Xie Shuangchen is still very worried. The audience can go to the street to play, but what about the actors?

Looking at the few resumes in his hand, he suddenly felt that everything was not so optimistic.

"Or let's all call to have a look." Ye Ling said.

"That's the only way." Xie Shuangchen said, "Hey, why don't I have eight mouths?"

"Farewell." Ye Ling said, "One mouth is enough for you, how about eight mouths to let people live?"

Xie Shuangchen touched Ye Ling casually: "Ms. Ye's words are flirtatious enough?" He raised his eyebrows meaningfully, "Why, why can't you stand it?"

Ye Ling said lightly: "I think you've been wandering outside these two days, and you don't have anyone to tell the truth, right?"

"You said..." Xie Shuangchen sat closer to Ye Ling, "Why do those little girls like to watch us?"

Ye Ling turned her head away: "I don't know."

"How can you not know if you are so smart?" Xie Shuangchen smiled, "You graduated from Tsinghua University."

Ye Ling said: "I only know how to read."

"It's probably to vent the youth that has no place to rest." Xie Shuangchen stretched out his arms, and the arms naturally rested on the backrest behind Ye Ling, and said mysteriously, "Ms. Ye, why don't you do what they want?"

"What do you mean?" Ye Ling's body moved, his back was some distance away from Xie Shuangchen's arm, he tilted his head, and looked at Xie Shuangchen.

"It's boring." Xie Shuangchen shook his hand, "Ms. Ye, let's just play around and pretend to make some money, don't you think you should let me rub it around? Don't be so reserved, okay? "They don't even need to be as deliberate as idol stars, everything is business as usual, as long as Ye Ling doesn't always turn his face when he disagrees with each other.

Ye Ling still looked at Xie Shuangchen, as if thinking.

Xie Shuangchen said: "I am A, you are B, we are all people on the stage of the script, you should understand better than me."

"Okay." Ye Ling readily agreed, "Sometimes public opinion is beyond our control, as long as you think clearly, you can afford it."

Xie Shuangchen said: "I should ask you this question, why can't I afford it?"

Ye Ling put her five fingers together and stood up: "Say what you say."

"A four-horse is hard to follow!" Xie Shuangchen lightly touched his palm, and then realized, "Are we married in Taoyuan or something? As for being so formal?"

Ye Ling smiled and said, "Just kidding."