Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

As a god who has a good command of astronomy and a good understanding of geography, He Qiyi certainly knows what "there is no silver 300 taels here" means.Smart as a fairy, he had already paved himself a way out when he reacted.

"I didn't deceive you." He Qiyi said solemnly, "Promises are more than just verbal contracts to us. If they are easily broken, they will be punished by God."

He Yan looked at the sky silently, isn't it you who condemns others every day! ?

Question: What if a judge knows the law is breaking the law and did not report it to the crowd?

Answer: Kiss, I suggest you use force to solve it [smile]

"Snapped!"

He Yan put the plate on the table heavily, making a very dissatisfied sound.Sitting directly opposite He Qiyi, he took out his mobile phone.

He Qi was taken aback for a moment, staring at the phone with a slight frown.Live streaming is not a private domain, and you can find it with just a search, not to mention that the small TV application also has attention reminders.

Now who can he count on, Qian Duoduo to help him turn off the live broadcast?Not to mention whether the website supports the live broadcast of the housing management, the little Taoist priest should still be holding his mobile phone and confessing like an ostrich...

He Qiyi was silent. He never expected that as a dignified immortal, he would actually experience what it means to be called "every day should not work, and the earth should not work."

The cell phone lay pitifully on the table, He Yan squinted at He Qiyi while looking at the cell phone.As soon as He Qi raised his chopsticks, he felt that the full plate of three delicacies dumplings in front of him was much less attractive.

He Yan actually had no idea what He Qiyi was doing.Although he likes to treat He Qiyi with the attitude of raising cubs, in fact He Qiyi is very mature.He sees through the world, keeps calm, and does not value fame and fortune.He Qi has been asking immortals for a few years, and he has watched all kinds of things in the world on the 33rd heaven. He Yan can feel the charm that comes from years of tempering and transparency.

So what He Yan did was purely a scam.Because he remembered that the first and second items in the handbook that Xue Mao handed him read:

"Pay attention to the preferences and habits of special objects. There are too many evil thoughts in the world, and monsters are easily influenced. Protect your unique and pure monster."

"Don't appear too vulnerable in front of them. All species have a strong mentality. When you get along with them, even if it is deception, you must have an equal momentum."

These two sentences flashed through He Yan's mind quickly, and then he thought about He Qiyi's behavior that he wanted to cover up.Immediately, I remembered the drama of Kaolin Flower being harassed by dirty websites, or abducted by unscrupulous liars, and she was deeply involved in it and kept her family from her.

As a result, He Yan immediately narrowed his eyes, exerted all his strength on his wrist, and the plate hit the table with a "smack!".

If Xue Mao was present, he would secretly hug his precious book and praise repeatedly: "The Encyclopedia of Interracial Love - How Humans Control Interracial Couples", it is indeed you!

He Yan took out his mobile phone just to observe He Qiyi's attitude, so that the other party could come to him honestly.Active communication and passive acknowledgment are completely different situations, and He Yan hopes that everything can be resolved in a more friendly manner.

As a result, as soon as he turned on the phone screen, a message popped up in the notification bar.

[Small TV application: Hi~ The UP Master Tianyan Sijiu you follow is live broadcasting, come and see what TA is doing! 】

He Yan: I mean...an unexpected harvest?

The eyes staring at He Qiyi instantly became puzzled, and when he clicked on the live broadcast, He Yan saw a pure black screen.

The audience in the live broadcast room collectively saw a notification message: [Don't disturb strangers enter the live broadcast room, everyone come and welcome him! 】

The first four characters are still golden in color, with a medal in the shape of a cat's claw.

When He Qi saw that the matter was exposed, he turned over his phone and closed his eyes after seeing this series of exaggerated and girlish decorations.

A lot of money can harm immortals a lot.

From the appearance of the roommate's little brother's voice to the sudden blackening of the screen, the psychological activities of the audience have been very confused.Few quit, and those who stayed were all bent over listening to gossip with their earphones pressed, and they were still using the barrage to express their thoughts.

Audience A: My roommate brother is here!There are also three delicacies dumplings to eat! UP just reposted wanting to eat dumplings!

Audience B: Who thinks too much?It's not me anyway [狗头]

Audience C: The previous emphasis was wrong! Did UP cover the phone in such a panic because he didn't want his roommate to know his flaws?

Audience D: It's been quiet for a long time... scared.

Audience E: Brother roommate! !Don't discriminate against social terror! UP is pretty pathetic...

Audience F: I hide it from my roommate because I don’t want to show my faults in front of my friends. I’m afraid my agency has a particularly low self-esteem. The better my friends are, the less I dare to tell them, for fear of spoiling the fun.

Audience G: Don't feel inferior at the top, stand up!

Just when everyone was worried about UP because of the high level of social fear and the friendship would be broken, a shining name entered the live broadcast room forcefully.

"I asked them some questions."

He Qiyi's words were transmitted from his mobile phone to He Yan's mobile phone, released through the live broadcast, and then transmitted to He Qiyi's mobile phone and played again.Then it starts looping one at a time, and the sound gradually fades until it is inaudible.

There was silence on both sides of the table, and the barrage also fell silent for tens of seconds.

Audience A: Do not disturb strangers, is it my roommate brother?

Audience B: Waiting for the meeting——

Audience C: It is unique in the eyes of social fear... Whoever ate it, I ate it.

Audience D: Ah, roommate, don't blame Tianyan!He just doesn't want to show you his bad side! !

He Yan silently watched the barrage that was getting more and more erratic. He didn't need others to complain, he was almost moved, okay?

According to the description in the barrage, He Qiyi, as a high-level social fear, mustered up the courage to do a food live broadcast. He secretly set his roommate's account as a special title in the live broadcast room, but usually pretended to have nothing.In order to make myself better, I have to analyze myself and put my shortcomings on the Internet for others to evaluate.And it's all for roommates.

He Yan was silent, so cruel, but so outrageous.

He Qiyi said "Please don't make wild guesses", and quickly turned off the live broadcast.

There was an eerie silence all around.He Yan actually didn't know how to solve this kind of thing.There are a lot of sudden care and kindness in his life, but most of them stop at the surface.When he was still looking cowardly, countless helping hands reached out, but they disappeared with just a pull.

After he learns to endure loneliness, no longer pursues the crowd, and looks tough, these impromptu ideas or one-time kindness will become less.No one will help the strong regardless of the cost, because they don't need it.

On the psychological level, only Qian Duoduo would feel that He Yan was weak and had a rough life, and he had to protect him in everything he did.He Qiyi is the second.

It's easy to deal with a lot of money. After all, the little Taoist priests are noisy and needy, and a dessert roll can get rid of them. The cost of changing the subject is almost zero.

And He Qiyi... He Yan looked at a certain immortal who was turning a blind eye to the steaming three delicacies dumplings in front of him, and sighed, sure enough, immortals are not the same as little Taoist priests.Putting the dumplings in front without changing face, this is the backbone of being a fairy!

What He Yan couldn't understand was, how did He Qiyi know the word social terror?I also know that he is socially phobic.Coincidentally, Qian Duoduo's unaccepted message on WeChat was displayed on the notification bar, He Yan clicked on the dialog box, and the voice played.

Qian Duoduo: "Yanyan, I was wrong, I'm sorry! I didn't do it on purpose, but I accidentally told He Qiyi about your party because of a momentary obsession! My master is in a hurry, so I rushed Go, when I come back, I will make an apology for you!"

Qian Duoduo said a lot of nonsense, using idioms indiscriminately, and finally expressed the meaning: Brother, I am sorry for you but I slipped away first, take care of yourself.

He Yan: ...well, there are even those who are responsible.He Qiyi accidentally heard his "secret", and then eagerly wanted to help.It even seemed to be asking for help as it was my own problem in the live broadcast room.With meticulous logic and rigorous behavior, he did not expose his information throughout the whole process, and he even took the blame for social terror.

Looking at the opposite side again, He Qiyi was sitting upright, and there was a smell of simple and elegant robes coming from the bear apron stained with flour.He lowered his eyes slightly, but his pupils were focused on He Yan, his lips were thin and pursed slightly.Just the right amount of remorse.

Can you do whatever you want with good looks? ?

He Yan exhaled heavily, and pushed the plate forward: "Eat dumplings."

Well, at least good-looking gods can.

The live broadcast was cut off halfway, but it left the audience with infinite room for reverie.In particular, it is also related to keywords such as "social phobia" and "mental illness".The screen recording of the live broadcast was quickly sent out to praise Tianyan Sijiu's attitude and courage in actively solving problems.

In addition, another tweet that received the most attention was titled [Angel CP丨Details Arrangement and Inference, Friendly Discussion, No Malicious Comments Accepted].

This tweet started from the Tianyan [-]th construction account, captured the details all the way to the latest live broadcast, and captured all the clips of the roommate and Tianyan [-]th.The attitude of the author of the tweet is very pertinent, refuting some overly imaginative remarks, and concluded that "it is not ruled out that some friends may raise the possibility, but the intersection of the two parties is neither deliberately alienated nor excessively close. I think it is just a simple Very good friendship. Even if there are signs, too much interference from the audience will not lead to good results. Everyone restrains."

Such an objective tweet has been recognized by users who follow Tianyan [-], as for cp fans?They said: "Wait, you can wait any longer! If it doesn't broadcast, it will be a big loss!"

This oolong incident caused by multiple misunderstandings has turned into a major event. Although the topic is sensitive, even if there are tweets to prevent fans from going up, everything is resolved quietly.

In the middle of the towering mountains on the outskirts of Rongcheng, in a quaint office building, Qian Duoduo looked at the computer worriedly: "Master, don't you really want to put an end to the relationship between lovers..."

Xue Mao turned off the tweet document issued by the emergency code, and shook his finger at Qian Duoduo: "Young, too young—everything in the world is changing, so we must leave a way out."

Qian Duoduo seemed to have an epiphany, and then his master opened the data map and said with satisfaction: "Look, if you leave this layer of guesswork, your account will instantly increase to thousands of followers. This is a business opportunity, and you still need to practice."

Qian Duoduo: If he asks his master Jianghu for help, he will be a fool! !

He Yan: Actually, I just wanted to cheat him. I'm really a straight man!

He Qiyi: If you have a lot of money, block it.

Qian Duoduo: Master, help!

Xue Mao: Hehe, Qian, hehe.

The current situation is that, except for the client and Qian Duoduo, basically everyone thinks that they are a couple.Misunderstandings hurt people!As for Daoist Xue, well, he may be a prophet.