Retirement Tiandao Online Poverty Alleviation

The wet dough is reluctant to let go of Shangxian's hand, and it just won't go down when it's entangled.In the end, He Yan took a noodle cutter to rub off the remaining noodles on his hand, and then grabbed He Qiyi's paw and washed it in the sink for a long time before giving up.

The dough is too wet, so you can only add flour to it.So slowly made a pot of noodles and put them next to the stuffing, which looked like a giant sea monster.

There are many things that can be made with dumpling noodles, so He Yan divided a large part, added shallots and pastry, and prepared to make scallion pancakes.He Qiyi didn't have a camera this time.He Yan also felt that a dumpling was not worth a live broadcast, but He Qiyi had other plans.

Due to his poor academic skills, he is now wearing an apron, and only his hands are particularly clean, and the rest is more or less covered with flour.But those eyes looked at He Yan's back motionlessly, probing and thinking.Focused and serious.

To be able to transcend the shackles of the world and soar, He Qiyi must not be a pure and stupid character.The competition in the world of cultivating immortals is fierce and perilous.There are many villains who snatch opportunities and cut people's paths.As long as they are strong enough, what if they bear a little blood debt?

He Qiyi is used to seeing all kinds of things in the mortal world, and has also figured out the thoughts of many fellow Taoists.He Qiyi has his own plan on how to make He Yan, a somewhat dull and sad sunflower, open his heart.

Gain trust, create atmosphere, and take the initiative.

Although the temptation of Sanxian Dumplings is indeed great, as the Heavenly Dao who is in charge of the fate of all things, how could he choose the topic of the live broadcast at will just because of his tongue!Of course, it has been carefully calculated and complicated considerations.

Dumplings have a unique meaning in human culture.During the Spring Festival and New Year's Eve, every family eats dumplings to celebrate reunion.This is a sense of ritual and a tradition buried in blood.So even if it is bread filling, it has a unique meaning.Very warm and positive.

And making dumplings together can deepen the relationship unintentionally, and cut into the topic during small talk.

Although hesitating and overturning, the shrewd Shangxian has already been driven aside and is not allowed to do anything.But it does not hinder this just right atmosphere.

He Qiyi was wearing a little bear apron, with a lot of flour in front of him, posing in a very cool possession leaning against the door frame, and seemingly inadvertently mentioned: "You are not happy."

"Huh?" He Yan was wrapping dumplings deftly in his hands, and was taken aback when he heard He Qiyi's words.

"When you wake up in the morning, your luck is not right, a little irritable, fluctuating a lot. It's like trying to find someone to cause trouble. Commonly known as... making people unlucky?"

"..." He Yan turned his head, narrowed his eyes silently, and looked at He Qiyi.

Although He Qiyi looked very relaxed, he deliberately found a door frame to lean against, making him look more relaxed, and his tone was light, like chatting.

But He Yan immediately sensed Xiao Jiujiu in the other party's heart.

I've been paying attention to him since the morning, and I specifically picked this time to ask, the timing was casual.It's close to writing "There's something wrong with you, I want to ask" on the forehead.

If the clothes weren't too funny, He Yan would really like to put a pipe on He Qi's fingertips, and wear a checkered hat with wide brims for him.Then send people to nineteenth-century London.With He Qiyi's current temperament, it would be a real disadvantage not to be a detective!

"You misread it." He Yan said.

"Impossible." He Qiyi frowned, and straightened his body, "I've observed the luck of all things for a few years, and I can tell even the slightest differences."

"Oh, it's probably the anger of getting up."

"Wake up angry?"

"It's the feeling of being woken up in the middle of sleep, so angry that I want to hit someone."

"Hmm..." He Qiyi fell silent.No matter how powerful the Heavenly Dao is, one cannot understand what Qi Qi is.

What's more, in He Yan's state, he clearly wanted to find out the person who made him unhappy immediately, and then bad luck would entangle him, so as not to let the other party be unlucky for three to five days.

Is sleep so important to humans?He Qiyi thought for himself, and then noticed a little cunning in the aroma of the stuffing and the wheat aroma of the dough.

He Qi followed He Yan.He Yan in front of him was still a sunflower, but the branches, leaves and petals were twisted, and the blackness became deeper.Like a sunflower that has no water to drink, and hides in the corner and draws circles to curse God for not raining.

Of course, some leaves are still happy now, with a little wilting.

He Qiyi realized: "No one disturbs your sleep at all in the morning."

"Qian Duoduo called." He Yan remained calm.

"So you want to make him unlucky for ten days and half a month?"

"what?"

He Qi leaned next to He Yan: "You look... more angry now." He Qiyi silently avoided the description of mourning the sunflower, which is death.

"Wake up angry."

OK, back again.

He Yan was both defensive and had dumplings wrapped in his hands.It was the first time that He Qiyi encountered such a difficult enemy, so he changed his plan and chose to attack with a straight ball.

"Bad luck loves negative emotions such as gloom, anger, sorrow and indignation, just like moss grows in a wet cave. The more you fall into negative emotions, the more unlucky you are. Do you need help?"

He Yan's movements finally stopped.He wiped his hands slowly, turned around, grabbed He Qiyi's arm with lightning speed, turned him over, untied his apron, and pushed out of the kitchen.The movements are smooth and flowing, done in one go.

"Don't interrupt my work."

"Snapped!"

He Qiyi looked at the closed door thoughtfully, if his mortal knowledge was not wrong, this kind of behavior should be called, angry from embarrassment?

He Yan turned his back to the closed kitchen door and took a deep breath.

Who said that Shangxian is intelligent, reserved and elegant?Don't bother any gods who ask the bottom line and don't understand the unspoken rules of social interaction!

He Yan swore that ordinary people should stop being polite after he gave the explanation of "getting up".After all, everyone has things they don't want to talk about.In particular, it is too embarrassing for him to say something like "I am afraid of class reunions, so I am so anxious that I can't sleep", and he is still a god who doesn't care about everything.

It is human nature to be ashamed of showing weakness.He Yan is no exception.

He Qiyi, who was shut outside the door, was deep in thought.After half an hour of contemplation, the result was to ask for foreign aid.

[He Qiyi]: Is there anything unhappy about He Yan?

I thought I would have to wait for a while, but I didn't expect Qian Duoduo to return it in seconds.

[Qian Duoduo-The cat was paid for nothing]: What happened?Is someone gossiping!

[He Qiyi]:?

[Qian Duoduo-It was for nothing for the cat]: Is he sulking himself, his bad luck has increased, and he is still autistic!

【He Qiyi】: Maybe.

[Qian Duoduo - The cat was paid for nothing]: It's impossible, it must be like this.Yanyan has always been like this, and will panic when encountering a large party.Especially in the face of those people who didn't know the truth and gossip everywhere.You wait, my talisman has been drawn, I will go find him now.

[He Qiyi]: Large gathering?

[Qian Duoduo-It's free for the cat]: That's right, a class reunion.

[The other party withdrew a message]

10 minute later.

[Qian Duoduo-It's for nothing for the cat]: Cough, can I pretend I didn't see anything?

[Qian Duo Duo - It's free for cats]: Brothers!Yanyan doesn't like being talked about about herself.

[Qian Duo Duo - It's free for cats]: Come back to me!Come back to me!You can't do nothing!

[He Qiyi]: Thank you for your message [smile]

In the distance, Qian Duoduo, who was about to run out holding the talisman paper, froze in his movements.Surfing the Internet will really spoil children, otherwise, where did He Qiyi learn this eccentric smile?

Qian Duoduo swears that he definitely did it out of friendship, and he really didn't mean to publicize his friend's privacy, nor did he deliberately talk loudly.

Qian Duoduo hugged his head because he was too excited, and he couldn't even say that He Qiyi was too cunning.Looking at the chat records, people only said "?" and "Maybe" plus a punctuation mark, and there was at most one just right question.

He has already mentioned the big gathering, so why don't others ask about it?

Qian Duoduo ostriched for 5 minutes, and dialed He Yan's phone with a resolute look in his eyes.

"Beep-beep-"

"The phone you dialed has been switched off, please try again later. Sorry..."

Qian Duoduo's eyes were empty.After making a mistake and not admitting it in time, he should be very unlucky in the next week.After struggling for a long time, Qian Duoduo sent He Yan a WeChat voice message, sincerely admitting his mistake.

In the dessert shop, He Qiyi held He Yan's cell phone, and pressed the end button mercilessly with his fingers.As for that WeChat message, He Qiyi didn't move any more.

It's okay to tip off, but not before he acts.

While He Yan was still in the kitchen, He Qiyi turned on the live broadcast and sent out a discussion topic: "How to overcome large-scale social interaction."

Soon there were viewers who came in, and they were very puzzled when they saw the topic.

Audience A: Hey, is UP a social terror?No wonder he seldom speaks.

Audience B: You haven't shown your face yet!

Audience C: Don't you have a roommate?

Audience D: My roommate, my little brother, is serious and serious when teaching cooking, and even jokes when answering the barrage, where is the social fear!

At this time, He Qiyi said: "Well, it's me. Can you help me?"

kitchen.The chubby dumplings have already floated up one by one, revealing the color of the filling, very attractive.

He Yan turned to look at He Qiyi who had been locked out by him, the glass door was empty and there was no one there.

It's strange, even if he doesn't allow He Qiyi to come in and make trouble, the other party will stand guard at the kitchen door. Although he is cold and serious, he behaves like an animal waiting to be fed.

It can't be... angry.

In fact, He Yan also felt a little uncomfortable after driving people away. He was only good at refusing to care, not good at expressing his feelings.He admitted that he was a little emotional just now, but because of this anger, are immortals so narrow-minded?

He Yan, who was a little guilty, finished a plate of dumplings and opened the kitchen door.He found the figure of He Qiyi in the living room. There was a mobile phone on the table, and he seemed to be recording something in his hand.

"He Qiyi?"

"Crack!" The phone was ruthlessly photographed, facing the table.

He Qiyi turned around calmly, without any panic: "Yes. I'm studying."

He Yan: "... this fairy, do you know what it means to have 300 taels of silver here?"

Qian Duoduo: He tricked me, but he didn't trick me.Huh, I'm still an ostrich.

He Qiyi: He Yan doesn't like being told about himself, um, I'm the one who's afraid of society.

He Yan: Is he angry?He even started to lie to me! ?Relationship Breakup Crisis (Big Mistake)

Qian Duoduo is actually concerned about chaos, fearing that his friends will be wronged, or being too open-minded and sad alone.But no matter what... the brain lacked a muscle, and it was sent out as soon as it was bald.Of course, it also proved that he felt that He Qiyi was a friend who could protect He Yan.