[Comprehensive] She is from hell

Maobus ran happily and fast on ten legs, and it didn't take long for it to rise from the flat ground and fly into the clouds like a hazy car.Jing Jiang and Ghost Lantern sat in the car. The cushions and snacks in the car were the same as those in the Oboro car. They even thoughtfully prepared Jinping candy and glutinous rice dumplings suitable for children.

Gui Deng picked up a dumpling, squinted at Jing Jiang, and smiled.The latter puffed up his face immediately: "...Humans who are two or three hundred years old are already very rare."

"But monsters who are two or three hundred years old are not even adults."

Gui Deng took a bite of the ball, and one of his cheeks swelled up immediately, moving as he chewed.

"According to the psychological age and mental growth rate of most monsters, it will indeed take hundreds of years to understand the words well."

Jingjiang curled her lips, and also picked up a bunch of dumplings: "I only think about doing it, and my thinking is so stubborn."

"In folklore, the battle between humans and monsters is often accompanied by plots of outsmarting."

Ghost Lantern nodded: "Sometimes even the means of 'outsmarting' are a bit despicable... After all, the average combat power of most human beings is far lower than that of monsters. To be able to exist in the world for a long time, generation after generation, there must be Compared to the strengths of youkai."

"Thinking about it this way, youkai are really simple creatures."

Jing Jiang held the eaten ball sticks in his mouth. The cat bus is no better than a hazy car, it is best not to leave garbage in the car.

The cat bus passed through the entire Heian-kyo from above, and Abe Seimei was sitting in the courtyard repairing the enchantment, and seemed to look up at the sky.

In the field of vision strengthened by the yin and yang technique, the figure of Maoba crossed the moon, casting a strange silhouette.The boy was taken aback for a moment, and when he wanted to observe carefully again, the strange monster in his field of vision disappeared.

Abe Seimei: "..."

After a long silence, he told the shikigami beside him: "Virgin, help me get the pen and paper, I suddenly want to draw it."

After crossing the boundary line, the cat bus ran wildly all the way, and finally stopped firmly in front of a building next to the mountain.When Jing Jiang and Gui Deng got off the car, they saw monsters bustling around, most of them wearing various masks.

"You two distinguished guests, this is your mask."

Dao Dao Zhai took out two masks from the burden on the cow, and said casually, "Of course, the masks are provided just to follow the trend, you two don't actually wear them. It makes no difference."

"how?"

Jingjiang played with the mask in her hand, but she couldn't see anything special about it.

"This is the country of western dogs."

Dao Dao Zhai hinted: "Therefore, there are many dog ​​monsters here, and recently it is the wedding of the dog general."

Jingjiang showed an expression of realization.

Ming Jia, a mung bean-sized flea monster, suddenly jumped out from nowhere, and jumped onto Dao Dao Zhai's shoulder: "That is to say, the smell of hell on the two of you can be smelled by a dog monster from a long distance away. It's the same with or without a mask."

As soon as the words fell, Jingjiang threw away the mask that blocked the line of sight, and made a rare joke: "Then it is inappropriate for me to come to this kind of place as a human being?"

"It's okay to knock off a spine or two if someone dares to speak out."

Ghost Lamp opened his mouth lightly, and touched his mace with one hand, as if it was an illusion, the whispering voices around suddenly dropped an octave.

With the moonlight hanging high, the wedding of monsters—an event that could be called a banquet if rounded up—officially kicked off.

Jingjiang and Guideng were pushed to their seats following the flow of people who couldn't identify the proper characters. Mingjia's professional ability was indeed extraordinary, and even the dishes were acceptable to humans.Jingjiang looked around and found that the fox demon on the opposite side was eating deep-fried tofu, and his appreciation for Ming Jia was even more admirable.

Also, it is true that foxes like to eat fried tofu.

It was rare for King Dou Ya not to wear a battle armor that belonged to a monster, but changed into a more human-like costume, and was serious about exchanging glasses with the monsters around him.

——Even if pavilions, waterside pavilions, and high-rise buildings are built that are similar to human houses, the social interaction of monsters is still very different from that of human beings.

To socialize is to drink.

And no matter men, women, young or old, anyone who can transform into a human form, walk and talk, is a way to drink.

Ghost Lantern picked up the wine jar without hesitation, filled his own wine bottle with wine, clinked glasses with the unknown monster next to him and made a crisp metal impact sound, while Jingjiang used chopsticks to pick them up and down. Looking at the food in front of her, the human digestive system and cognition as a human made her really unable to accept eating and drinking in the middle of the night when the moon was high and letting herself hangover.

Well, you don't need to pinch your fingers to do the math, you can understand that I have already passed the age where I can eat meat, drink alcohol, and sing freely in the rivers and lakes...

Just when the "elderly" Jingjiang fell into feelings, she was slapped twice on the shoulder by the monster with a bull's head next to her: "Hey, little one! It's rare to have free good wine. It's not too bad not to drink." Is it a pity!"

"Late night hangovers can easily affect the next day's work."

Jing Jiang wanted to refuse seriously: "I have to go back after attending the wedding, there are a lot of backlog things to do."

"Tch, human."

The monster drank the wine in one gulp and complained: "No matter how much money humans earn or how long they live, they are always busy."

Jing Jiang: "..."

Are you racist?Originally, she wanted to say something, but she opened her mouth, thinking that she had been "discriminated against" by monsters all these years, so she gave up again.

King Dou Ya's marriage partner was at the other end of the banquet, with light blue eyeshadow on his handsome face, and no expression in his gilt pupils, as if he was whispering something to others.

"That guy is a freak too."

Seeing that Jingjiang was fascinated by the monster, the monster spread some gossip. Anyway, today is a happy and lively day, and no one would mind him saying small things on such an occasion: "It's obviously a monster, but it's good at some human methods."

Jingjiang couldn't help but look at this unknown marriage partner differently: "For example?"

"As long as you 'think you have talent', no matter how strong your strength is, you can stay in this city if you satisfy that woman, and you will be protected by the big monster, and you cannot be easily killed within the scope of this city. kill."

The bull-headed monster rolled his eyes: "Dou Yawang let a flea follow him back then, and it was shameful to spread the word, and there are still people who want to do even more out-of-the-ordinary things."

"Obviously relying on strength to determine status is the fairest method, but Dou Ya Wang has accepted a lot of weak and shameless younger brothers. And this Your Excellency is even more extreme, saying that he hates the trouble of making noise, and wants to avoid it as much as possible." Start a dispute with humans..."

As if suddenly realizing that Jingjiang himself is also a human being, the Minotaur monster paused, and added: "Uh, I don't mean to disrespect your origin, the most powerful human beings are still very respected by monsters. "

"—For example... ah, for example, who, you should have heard of it, Abe Seimei."

After the topic turned into a familiar field, Shizue took a sip from his glass and began to tell the surrounding monsters about Abe Seimei's past.

"So, is it true that this guy can communicate with ghosts and gods?"

Someone was shocked and said: "I thought it was those humans who were blackmailing me, but I didn't expect you to really be that shikigami of Seimei Abe."

"Phisamontian? Isn't that a god? The one who is super good at eliminating demons!"

Some people trembled: "Abe Seimei is scarier than ghosts!"

The old god Jingjiang sat on the ground in his seat, always feeling as if in order to stir up the topic, a certain onmyoji named Abe had to bear a lot of extra burden.What these monsters are complaining about is a normal part of the human social structure. Selecting talents and protecting talents are the basic qualities that an excellent ruler must possess.

Most of the monsters live together in separate groups and live in their respective fields of activity as a unit. The big monsters overwhelm the weaker monsters, and the monsters generally look down on human beings except witches and onmyojis. The strong plunder the weak, and the weak Swinging a knife at the weaker, but such a simple and crude logic does not work with this female dog demon in a gorgeous wedding dress.

Jingjiang couldn't help looking at the woman who was a "rare genius" among monsters.As if feeling the girl's gaze, the other party also focused their attention on it. The golden pupils of the guests who had already drank together across the entire hall suddenly gathered into a straight line, and then returned to their previous expressions, even quite friendly. He waved at Jingjiang calmly.

Jing Jiang: "..."

The perception ability of monsters is really powerful.

Ghost Lamp had already stood up and didn't know where he had gone, but Jingjiang wasn't too worried. The communication tadpole on his body never left his body, and he could easily find it no matter where he went.

After spending most of the long night that was too lively, Dou Ya Wang, who had been pushing cups and changing cups with all kinds of monsters, finally appeared in front of Jingjiang. A silver-haired banshee with raised eyebrows and a look of interest.

Jingjiang noticed that around her neck was a black stone wrapped in mithril glyphs—she was very familiar with that style, but it was still amazing enough.

After careful polishing, I did not expect that the ordinary pebbles on the bank of the Santu River could become such an exquisite decoration.

"After all, it is something that cannot be found in this world."

King Douya smiled: "Baoxiangui was also very surprised when he got it. According to him, this will be the most peak jewelry he has built in the past few hundred years."

"Well, that guy is good at fully mobilizing the functions contained in jewelry."

The Mingjia flea appeared from nowhere. Although it was too small to be recognized, its voice was very noticeable.

"How is it? It looks completely different from Huangquan Township, right?"

The banshee looked at Jingjiang, and suddenly spoke, the sound was like the gurgling of spring water that had just broken through the ice.

"I call it the Hades Stone."