[Comprehensive] She is from hell

Jing Jiang dragged out her voice in shock.

"Aren't you a bit quick to succumb to the marriage urging..."

On the other end of the tadpole, Ghost Lamp also said helplessly.

"Anyone will be annoyed if they are reminded for a hundred years."

King Douya flicked his hair, and a monster so small that Jingjiang couldn't see clearly popped out from between the ends of the hair.

"General Dog is not someone like you who can be blamed casually!"

A little monster the size of a mung bean jumped up and down on Dou Ya Wang's shoulders: "What do you superficial humans know! How could you know about a century-old monster..."

In the middle of speaking, he suddenly fell silent.

Even in the ranks of monsters, the sword that the human being in front of him struck just now is considered to be the best.

Jing Jiang, who has lived for two or three hundred years, is obviously very useful for the "knowledge" of monsters, and quietly raised his chin.After so many years, even human beings like her have finally acquired the power to keep the monsters who have always been ungrateful in their mouths silent.

"Mingjia."

Douya Wang helplessly stretched out a finger to poke the monster on his shoulder: "Those two are my old acquaintances, and I came to Biliangzaka this time to invite them together."

"Since it is the command of the dog general, there is no problem..."

The monster said brokenly: "Well, I have arranged invitations for them since I went back, but these two people have the smell of hell all over their bodies, and they may be looked at in the country of dogs in the West, and such small details need to be paid attention to." ..."

"You're pretty good at this kind of thing, aren't you?"

Dou Yawang raised his shoulders.

"Yes... I will live up to your entrustment, Master Dog!"

The monster tried its best to bend its round body, and promised.

Jing Jiang leaned close to the young man's shoulder, stood on tiptoe to try to identify it, and said in shock, "... can all fleas become sperm nowadays?"

"puff--"

King Dou Ya couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Irreverent human beings! What stupid things are you talking about!"

The flea monster known as Mingjia jumps three feet high, which is very in line with the biological characteristics of fleas: "What is fleas becoming spirits! I have been a primordial monster since I was born, and I was transformed from that animal The variety is different!"

Jingjiang had no intention of understanding the three or six or nine ranks that can be distinguished among the ranks of monsters, and asked: "So, you came to Biliangzaka this time to invite me and Ghost Lantern to your wedding...? Speaking of which, monsters Is there such a thing as a wedding..."

Ming Jia sprang out from the tip of Dou Yawang's hair, looking like he wanted to refute the words "Does the monster have a wedding?" Such an ignorant yellow-mouthed child would say, but was pushed back by Dou Yawang: "Besides In addition, there are other matters at that time, and I want to discuss with these existences of your hidden world."

"...about the will of 'Heaven'?"

Jing Jiang narrowed her eyes slightly and asked.

"Well, for us, it is the will of this world...or this land."

Dou Yawang admitted frankly.

The "long-sighted" boy who dared to break into the hell with his blood is no longer there, and now he is replaced by a reliable big monster who has been able to protect many subordinates.Jingjiang nodded clearly, and said: "We will definitely go, how should we get there then? Ghost Lantern and I don't quite know the exact address of your so-called West Dog Country... If you speak of Youkaizhisato, there must be a drive Many methods away from human beings, right?"

"Mingjia will arrange it."

General Quan didn't take it seriously: "He has always been good at doing things in this area, and he never needs others to bother."

Seeing such a proud expression on his master, Mingjia could only hold back his full of complaints: Obviously, the dog general master, he directly killed all the way here by relying on the trace of connection drawn by the stones of the underworld. How should he arrange to notify Hirasaka directly...

Jingjiang obviously understood Mingjia's aggrieved expression, and immediately showed sympathy for "being also often squeezed by the boss", and looked forward to the next invitation.

In Yan Mo Hall, Jing Jiang and Gui Deng had a very smooth holiday.

"It's really rare to see, I didn't expect this guy, Ghost Lamp, to be able to make friends..."

Lord Yan Mo scratched his head in relief: "And it is a big monster with outstanding appearance and strength, which is really unimaginable."

"...It's because he unilaterally treats him as a friend."

Ghost Lantern said with some headaches: "In the final analysis, it's just the relationship between drinking together. Thinking about it this way, monsters are really simple enough creatures."

"Well, Mr. Ghost Lantern, you are always too tense, so it's good to go out and relax once in a while?"

King Yan Mo said while stamping the trial book: "Recently, you have been working overtime for several days in a row, and finally fell into a sudden sleep after overtime, right? You always work in this high-intensity way, even if you use strength The famous Ghost Lantern Lord will not be able to bear it."

"...It's always a bit uneasy to hand it over to others, not to mention that some work was delayed because of staying in this world."

Ghost Lamp loosened his shoulders, then his tone became serious again, and his eyes were fierce: "Speaking of which, if King Yan Mo can not be lazy and work diligently, you don't need others to fill in the loopholes for you!" Hey! "

King Yan Mo screamed, and then covered his heart and said in fear: "The old man was really afraid that you would just throw the mace over... Don't always be so serious, you see Xiao Jingjiang is also a very reliable junior, right? Occasionally You have to learn to rely on others."

"You just depend too much!"

The mace slammed on the ground, smashing the floor tiles of Yan Mo Hall into a shallow hole, and the voice of the ghost lamp suddenly softened: "What's more, Jingjiang is a human after all..."

After another period of time, Jingjiang and Guideng received an "invitation" from the Kingdom of Dogs in the West - the dog demon asked the fox demon, and the fox demon went to contact the hell wild gan, a distant relative, and finally a monster who was close to humans contacted The flute child demon, who can connect the world and the underworld, sent the invitation card made of two maple leaves to Jingjiang and Guideng.

"You can start with the monster who works in the reception department. That flea named Mingjia is quite good at doing things."

Ghost Lantern praised: "If it wasn't for the fact that it already has a leader it wants to follow, I would have recruited him to hell."

Jingjiang also nodded in affirmation of Mingjia's business ability: "The flute child demon often wanders in the real world, bringing wandering children's souls back to the hidden world. It is indeed a very suitable existence for sending letters, but it can persuade that serious guy to send invitations. , it’s not something that ordinary eloquence can explain.”

Ghost Lantern turned his head to look at Jingjiang: "According to the date on the invitation, there will be a full moon night next year, half sunny and half rainy moon rainbow, there will be monsters coming to the entrance of Huangquan Township to pick us up."

Jing Jiang, who had never attended a wedding before, suddenly looked forward to it: "The wedding of a monster will be so serious, it feels more serious than ordinary humans!"

"It's that guy after all."

Ghost Lantern said: "It has protected many monsters with different talents but not so strong fighting ability. The country of Western Dogs has its own faction. With the dog monsters as the leader, only the monsters bow their heads. It is conceivable that the country can mobilize so many people. of."

"People can't help but look forward to it."

Jingjiang curled the corners of her mouth, and began to think about what kind of congratulatory gift she should bring.

Different from Jingjiang and Ghost Lantern who carefully prepared presents, Xiao Yehuang was so anxious that when he heard that these two people were going to ask for leave again, he started to lose his hair, and his long and curly hair was anxiously grabbed by him: "So! Why do you two still have to go out together this time! The next workload will all fall on my head! After you come back, I will go on annual leave!"

Jing Jiang agreed: "It's easy to talk about it, I will do your work when the time comes."

"and also!"

Ono Huang said angrily: "After the two of you are gone this time, what should we do if there is another riot in hell!"

"Xiao Zhong, the assistant officer of the Five-Dao Wheel-Turning King, should be able to help."

Ghost Lamp replied: "If the girl really fights, there will be very few opponents for her, but she is a bit brainy... But if you have the help of His Excellency the Five-Dao Wheel-Turning King, there should be no problem."

"Anyway!"

Ghost Lantern made a final decision: "I'll leave it to you!"

"Understand, Mr. Ghost Lantern, hurry up and go."

King Yan Mo waved his hand to drive away.

"...It is because of your appearance that people are always worried."

Gui Deng gave a rare sigh, turned to Jing Jiang and said, "Let's go, this is the time that the invitation said."

Shizue carried a brocade box containing gifts, and together with the ghost lamp strode across the Shimenawa that symbolizes Hirazaka.

On a night with a full moon, half was sunny and half was raining, and the moon was surrounded by a dim rainbow, and everything was exactly as written on the invitation.At the entrance of Birazaka, a monster with protruding eye sockets rode a cow upside down, and said hello to Shizue and Ghost Lantern.

"Hey, you are the honored guests that Master Dog wants to invite. I am one of his subordinates. I am called Dao Dao Zhai. I am an old bone with nothing but forging knives."

The monster stroked his goatee and raised his thin arms, no matter how he looked at it, he didn't look like he could fight well.

"How do we get there? We shouldn't be riding your bull."

Jingjiang walked around the cow a few times. Both the owner and the mount looked sick and unhealthy. It was estimated that it should not be able to bear the weight of the ghost lamp mace.

"My lord has agreed on the best hospitality."

Dao Dao Zhai snapped his fingers, and the grass behind him trembled: "Of course I can't wrong you... I originally planned to arrange a crane, and considering the meaning of driving a crane in Your Excellency Jingjiang's hometown is a bit subtle." Well, I contacted a monster who is good at transportation to help."

One, it should be regarded as one, a circle bigger than the giant cat train that greeted Ke, a monster with ten legs and a body shaped like an obscurity carriage appeared in front of Jingjiang and Ghost Lantern.

Jing Jiang: "..."

The "advanced age" of more than 200 years old, and the rich enough life experience as a human being, did not prevent her from opening her mouth in surprise.

Gui Deng also raised his eyebrows in surprise: "It's amazing that the cat demon is willing to accept the commission from the dog demon."

That's not the point at all, okay? !

Jingjiang didn't know how to complain for a while.On a half-clear and half-rainy night of the rainbow moon, at the junction of Birazaka and the present world, a "cat bus" stopped in front of Jingjiang and Ghost Lantern.

——Thousands of years later, when Jingjiang saw the real bus made by humans, he didn't even realize whether it was humans imitating the idea of ​​monsters, or it was just a too subtle coincidence.