I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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The middle-aged old dragon was so angry that his eyes turned red, "How dare a mere evil breed speak nonsense—"

The man in black is not as good-tempered as Su Xiao. He raised his sleeves and smacked the fragrant old guy, "What are you, you are worthy of yelling at me."

Su Xiao: "..." The domineering boss made a shameless speech, which outstanding graduate from the School of Romance is this?

The old dragon who flew upside down was barely supported by his subordinates, and said with a gloomy face, "Buluan, you are not afraid that I will go to the Dragon King of the West Sea to sue!"

The man in black raised his sword eyebrows, and said resolutely: "Just go, I'll wait."

The old dragon who was seeking justice for his son said: "Bu Luan, how dare you bully your brother to the human race!"

Bu Luan sneered: "Why don't you dare?"

No one saw how he moved, but he was already standing in front of one master and two servants, and the rising momentum made the three of them unable to lift their heads.

"You old trash can't help but be my king, a mere black bug, and you are worthy of being my younger brother!"

Bu Luan was impatient to listen to the useless guy, kicked the three of them and said sharply: "Get out!"

This kick was so powerful that the old dragon and his two subordinates turned into meteors and flew towards the mountains outside the city.

"Wow - young hero has good leg skills!" Su Xiao couldn't help admiring.

The man named Bu Luan turned around, "You are very courageous." He didn't run away.

Su Xiao understood what he meant, spread his hands and said: "What's the use of running, compared with you flying monsters, my legs are too short."

Bu Luan said with great interest: "I thought you were just an ordinary human being, but I didn't expect that you would be chosen by the Dragon King of Yinghe River for his precious bastard."

He looked at Su Xiao with strange eyes: "I don't see any brilliance. Since you are not a cultivator, how dare you reject the dragon?"

Su Xiao's expression was innocent: "It's not like I refuse or not. I just obey my parents' instructions and don't talk to strangers."

Bu Luan scoffed.

Su Xiao explained with a good temper, "Many words of the elders are the refinement of life experience. They may not be very reasonable, but they are very useful in every case. Like this time, I didn't fall into the trap after listening to the words. Isn't it very good .”

Bu Luan raised his eyebrows: "Do you still know there is a trap?"

Su Xiao said honestly: "This is of course.

In the selection of officials in the world, the imperial examination system used to be the examination system, which is very similar to Fengzheng.

Both are identified by people in high positions who are of lower status, but one is an official and the other is a person.

There is a company system in the prosecution system, so how could there be no such thing as a ban?This is an interracial life leap!

I'm not the kind of illiterate black loach who can't even speak, and the benefits are too great. "

She curled her lips: "What's more, that father and son are extremely greedy and want me to be a 'dragon'. It's because of my words to keep the seedlings alive, so it's fine if ordinary people don't scold them."

Bu Luan said: "Can you tell the difference between conferring people and conferring gods?"

Su Xiao rolled his eyes without concealing it and said: "Please, I am the one who told the "Fengshen Bang", how could I not know the cause and effect of it. Fengshen! The cause and effect is huge. Jiang Ziya didn't hold back at the beginning, and the Dragon King of Yinghe relied on Why do you think that I, a scholar, can bear the karma of the gods?"

Su Xiao: Thanks to my wit, I used the world-famous "Yatata no Orochi" to fool me.Otherwise... Yinghe Dragon King's family is not like a grateful master.

Unexpectedly, when he succeeded in transforming into a dragon, that little loach swallowed Su Xiao as black history.

Hualong, a dragon family who values ​​bloodlines, definitely has a chain of contempt, needless to say, it must be born > cultivated > challenged.After eating Su Xiao, no one will know about the black history of Niqiu taking shortcuts and cheating, so he can be promoted to the second-class seat!

Bu Luan smiled playfully: "So you deliberately said the name of Yamata no Orochi? If I remember correctly, it is a small country in the east, a god that was suppressed after the defeat."

Su Xiao's expression was extremely pure: "You can't wrong people, Yinghe Dragon King himself said 'Eight-tailed Orochi', how can there be any Yamata no Orochi?"

The man in black laughed heavily, and his evil and mad look rushed to his face: "You want to say that the king is wrong?"

Hey, this laugh is disgusting... Su Xiao shook off goosebumps, and said righteously: "Obviously he is the son of the Dragon King of Yinghe. He is so ignorant that he can't even remember Xiangliu's name. A useless illiterate It is supported by making up complaints in the later stage. The eight-tailed serpent's statement is purely a misunderstanding."

Bu Luan clasped Su Xiao's wrist tightly, took her out of the city slowly, and said, "Why Xiangliu?"

Su Xiao felt as if his wrist was locked with a steel lock, and scolded the tabby cat in his heart for being unreliable, while following the man, he answered calmly: "In the rainy night, the little snake danced in the treetops, and the room was full of shadows. , still in the shape of a snake head. I closed my eyes, but it chased me and asked what its race was.

I don't know what it is going to do, and I have to be careful not to touch the taboo. At this time, I would rather believe it than believe it. Of course, I will say as high as the upper limit is.Xiangliu is not the only strong monster with snake heads dancing around. "

Bu Luan smiled, "Then why does Xiangliu only have eight heads?"

Su Xiao scratched the side of his face, and replied solemnly: "Who knows, maybe it was when Dayu was controlling the flood when he saw Xiangliu making trouble, and he was brave enough to knock off his head?"

That's why latecomers have eight heads, which is not surprising at all.

Bu Luan laughed loudly when he heard this.

At this time, the two had already walked out of the city, and stopped at the edge of the woods on the outskirts of the city.

Buluan said, "Do you know who I am?"

Su Xiao: "..." If she guessed correctly, this guy is Miss Bai's suitor, Hei Jiao who has been single for thousands of years, and a straight KY straight man.

Getting the answer from Su Xiao's expression, Bu Luan raised the corners of his lips: "Even if you know you, you still dare to lie to me, you are quite brave."

Su Xiao: "..." How can the domineering president who is evil, charming, mad, and has no eyesight know how to read minds!I protest!This kind of voyeuristic ability is seriously inconsistent with the image of the overlord!

Bu Luan's expression changed step by step, from relaxed to vicious, and his eyes were terrified, "What did you blurt out that night!"

The little animal instinctively called the police crazily, Su Xiao didn't dare to talk nonsense anymore, and said dryly: "Yatata no Orochi."

"Ok?"

Su Xiao didn't wait for the savior even after procrastinating for time, so Su Xiao simply didn't count on the tabby cat, and decided to call for God Nezha at the critical moment.

Now we just need to find out what this dragon is planning.

With the confidence in An An, Su Xiao began to let go of himself: "Begging for a seal, to put it bluntly, is begging for food?! I don't owe that black loach, I can say whatever I want. I don't owe him."

"On the contrary, the father and son have never had good intentions. They secretly poked at the door to ask for godhood. I'm afraid they took a fancy to the meager literary spirit of my story handed down to the world, and they tried to take the opportunity to overcome the ups and downs of cultivation and reach the sky."

"As for how much karma and misfortune someone Su will bear after unintentionally becoming a god, that pair of bastard father and son never thought about it!"

Su Xiao sneered: "Since they cheated me, why can't I do it?"

Don't you want to be a god?Go to the frontier to take office, and fight Tianjin God and Guojin God to death!

Bu Luan said: "It's an interesting way of revenge, but unfortunately it's still too weak. If I don't come today, you will have to suffer some hardships."

Anyway, it has been confirmed that this guy is looking for her for something, and she will be fine for a while, Su Xiao simply doesn't care about this person's nitpicking.

Nonsense, Bu Luan can attack the weak Yinghe Dragon King as he pleases, because he has dragon blood after all, how about a purebred human historian like her?

——If the scumbag Longzi who was eaten by Mr. Qiantang had a spirit in the ground, he would definitely cry for grievances.Cannibalism is even more terrifying!

When it was dusk, no one came, Bu Luan closed his eyes in disappointment, "She really didn't come."

……she?

Su Xiao asked tentatively, "You mean, Miss Bai?"

Bu Luan's eyes shone strangely in the night, "I wanted to ask a long time ago, how did you know my identity and purpose? I don't believe the nonsense that the green snake said."

Su Xiao said: "Well, you may not believe it. I guessed it."

"Guess? Do you think this king is stupid?"

"Very smart." Su Xiao answered honestly.

Although he looks innocent and stupid, Bu Luan is actually very perceptive.

The black dragon turned into a prototype and floated in the air, breathing out a large cloud of water vapor, "How did you guess it?"

Su Xiao, a young expert at digging pits, hung up the emoji dedicated to storytelling business, and said cordially, "Darling, have you heard of the basic deductive method?"

"That's what the deductive method is, what happened to this murder case?" Bu Luan urged eagerly.

Su Xiao drank his saliva in a calm manner, and then said: "The matter is now clear. Detective Fu pointed at the flustered lady in red and said loudly, 'There is only one truth, and the murderer is you!'"

"Huh? How does the deductive method infer this result?"

Su Xiao recalled the clues released by the story just now, holding the script in his hand and giving explanations, "the lady in red's murder method", "the murderer's difficulties", "the entanglement with the victim".

At the end of the story, Mr. Fu lit his pipe, and in the curling green smoke, he sighed, "It is never the evil spirits that are scary, but the human heart."

"So that's how it is—" Bu Luan let out a long breath and patted his palms lightly, "Wonderful, really wonderful. The reasoning and deduction can be so powerful."

"No wonder that old chicken thief Yinghe Dragon King will pick you up."

"Congratulations, congratulations." Seeing another reader who appeared to be duped and abused by him, Su Xiao lowered his eyes guiltily and lowered his head to drink tea.

Su Xiao: Thank you for "The Collection of Sherlock Holmes", thank CCTV and TV stations around the world for the "Detective Conan" that is broadcast on a loop every year, and thank you for being an omnivorous person who has dabbled extensively in the world. legend!

Regardless of what the master of Black Dragon Mountain Buluan came to do, at least now, Su Xiao has used the story to subdue the legendary Qingqing's opponent.

As soon as the basic deduction method came out, the Heijiao Mountain Lord who knew the goods immediately fell under the charm of wisdom, and even looking at Su Xiao was no longer like looking at a pet.

These days, Su Xiao was not restricted from traveling, nor was he imprisoned in the deep mountains and old forests. Apart from telling stories every day, he was led by Bu Luan to wander among many water systems.

Not knowing what the black flood dragon wanted to do, and his life was not in danger, Su Xiao decided not to rush to summon the third prince Nezha for the time being.

——After all, the great god can't just come and go at her call, and good steel is best used on the blade.

"... Deduction method... Behavior, habits, psychological analysis..." Heijiao Mountain master chanted words, and the pace of leading Su Xiao became more and more firm, without hesitation at the beginning.

Su Xiao heard Bu Luan's words by accident, and had a bad premonition in his heart: No way...

The No. 13 day when he was kidnapped by the Lord of the Black Dragon Mountain was also the No. 13 day when Su Xiao’s detective story One Thousand and One Nights began. where."

Su Xiao: ￥%@￥%

Bu Luan ordered: "Next, you follow me to Hangzhou, and the green snake is also there."

He had a half-smile, "If you are disobedient... I will definitely bring the white snake back to the cave, but not necessarily your little love."

Su Xiao:! ! !

Yaoshou, I have committed a great crime!

The author has something to say: Su Xiao (speaking earnestly): Be cautious when begging for food, because strangers will poison you~