I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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As a veteran fan of fairy tales, Su Xiao has also dabbled in supernatural beings.

Seeing the snake rolling around in the yard, thinking about what it asked just now, Su Xiao recalled it after being startled: This is the snake spirit taking advantage of the rain to ask for a seal.

According to folklore, it is not easy for animals to practice enlightenment.So Tiandao made another way to survive, and gave them a shortcut to ask for seals.

From the jiao who is only one step away from transforming into a dragon, down to the "fox yellow white willow ash", no matter whether he can speak or not, as long as someone affirms it, he can immediately improve his cultivation by leaps and bounds.

If the person who speaks and seals the truth is deeply moral, it is not impossible to reach the sky in one step.

Of course, the consequences of failing to obtain the title are also terrible, and there are many spirits and monsters that have lost their cultivation.

Su Xiao looked at the motionless eight-headed serpent on the ground with pity: There is another kind of consequence that is more terrible, just like the one in front of him.

Going to the door of an expert, begging for seal with shameless face.Confucianism may forget about it, seeing good intentions, most of them will give good words; One step to the sky...

However, who let this idiot snake touch porcelain to mistake a family (historian)?

Su Xiao thought with a serious expression: Everyone has always had a big brain, and historians always need to make reasonable inferences about history.

Looking at the shadows dancing in the house, she couldn't help thinking of the picture of the ghosts walking at night that she had just finished. In addition, she used a lin pen to draw the picture, so she naturally thought that the ghosts that haunted the courtyard were monsters that escaped from the picture scroll, and blurted out "" Yamata no Orochi" is really normal.

The heavy rain didn't stop, the rolling thunder kept ringing, and the dark clouds in the sky were getting thicker, as if they were brewing greater power.

Su Xiao carefully avoided the position of the eight-headed snake, and decided to go to the fox's house to sleep overnight.

This snake didn't seem to have a bright mind, and it didn't even ask about its own identity, so it dared to rush to the door to ask for permission.

As soon as I said something casually, a terrible mutation occurred on the snake.This time the seal failed, I don't know what stupid thing it will do when it wakes up.

The brain-damaged brain is divided into eight parts, who knows if it will become more mentally handicapped.In case of a frantic call, she can't provide after-sales service.

A gentleman does not stand under a dangerous wall, he should be careful.slipped away.

Su Xiao rolled up the newly completed "Hundred Ghosts' Night Walking Picture", packed the book and decided not to come back for a month.

The Xin family outside the city is Su Xiao's tentative foothold.

Xin Weng is worthy of being an old fox for many years. He didn't ask much about Su Xiaoyu's visit at night. .

The host was considerate and thoughtful, Su Xiao thanked her repeatedly, and stayed comfortably at the fox's house for one night.

The next day, after the rain, the sky cleared and the rainbow hung high.Su Xiao got up early and finished eating, skillfully assigned homework to Xinjia Maotuan, and then wandered to the teahouse to tell a story with his hands behind his back.

"Feng Shen Bang" has come to an end, the battle of the three religions has made the audience addicted, and the industry around the story is in full swing.

Some die-hard fans of the characters wear jade seals (Fan Tian Yin) on their waists, some wear mirrors (Yin and Yang Mirror) in their sleeves, and some have bright pearls (Ding Haizhu) around their necks.Fans of all kinds of niche characters, as well as those with golden Jiao scissors, Tai Chi diagrams, Pangu banners,

Several Taoists are even more exaggerated. In addition to the gleaming Three Treasures Ruyi of a fox boss, a dragon clan even made an LED coral (Seven Treasure Tree) that can emit nine kinds of light!

Su Xiao: ... I bow down, I lost this round of brainstorming.

In view of being frightened by local ghosts on a rainy night yesterday, Su Xiao decided to turn the story to the west today.

So Greek mythology reappeared, and the story of the replacement of the second and third generations of gods kicked off.

The audience has become accustomed to Su Xiao's unconstrained style of storytelling, and the habit of digging new holes from time to time. The response was enthusiastic and enthusiastic, and the rewards were offered like flowing water.

Su Xiao received the shock money, and his mood became very beautiful.

Just as she was packing up her things and preparing to leave, she heard the audience discussing in one place.

"Hey, did you hear that?"

"I heard it, it's really miserable."

"Last night was a time of wind and rain, and it was also unlucky."

"Tsk, you deserve it if you ask me."

"Keep your voice down! That's..." The last word was held in the speaker's mouth, and Su Xiao didn't see the shape of the mouth.

But everyone present understood and exchanged meaningful glances with each other.

Su Xiao couldn't stand the feeling of "I'm the only one kept in the dark", so she stepped forward and asked, "What happened last night?"

The audience immediately opened their mouths, and they didn't look like they were afraid to speak just now.

"You know it thundered and rained last night."

"Hey, what a loud voice!"

"My dog ​​is too scared to bark."

"Cut, but I heard the cry of a monster!"

"My house saw the shadow of a monster!"

"Nonsense! A heavy rainy day is a good day for the Dragon King to walk in the water, but you can't say that."

A young man was unconvinced, "I'm not talking nonsense, the monsters have crushed everything around my house!"

Su Xiao listened to the more and more precise addresses in the gossip, gradually revealing dead fish eyes.

...This unlucky, crushed place, sounds like her alley?

Afraid of being sent "blessings" by radical audiences, Su Xiao never disclosed his address.

So now that the assets are suspected to be destroyed, she can only swallow the bitterness and pretend to be nonchalant to ask for news from fans.

From the audience, Su Xiao learned that after she left last night, someone saw a few bolts of lightning falling from the sky and striking near her home.

Immediately, a huge shadow rose from the yard, making a terrible howl.

The lightning in the sky chased the giant movie like crazy, and it finally fled in embarrassment, all the way to the east through the sky.

This incident was so bizarre that the person who got up at night originally thought he was sleepwalking.As a result, early the next morning, he heard that a street had been smashed by a monster.

So this bizarre story spread quickly.

How fresh, Mr. Su's new story other than Pingshu!The true story of supernatural beings and strange things!

The young man said that the home of the affected family had the worst yard. The house was completely flattened, the walls collapsed, and there was not even a debris the size of a broken brick left.

In the original house of that family, apart from the pitch-black scorched marks on the ground, there was only a deep hole three feet wide and one foot deep, like a snake path that snakes had crawled through.

Su Xiao's face gradually turned cold: It sounds like the destroyed place is more like her nest.

It is said that if the seal is not successful, the little monsters who bowed before the seal will wait for an opportunity to retaliate.Could this be one of revenge?

Su Xiao sneered: She shouldn't have said "Yaki no Orochi" kindly at that time, but just said that she looks like the dead Jinghe Dragon King!

Su Xiao had a bad expression, and a certain existence after confirming the truth also had a bad expression.

One street away from the teahouse, Su Xiao was blocked.

Standing in front of her, one behind the other, were two big red-faced men, both of whom were so ugly that it was impossible to look directly at them, with a strong smell of water on their bodies.

The old-fashioned middle-aged man asked his crimes: "You are so brave, you dare to prevent my son from ascending to the immortal! What should you do!"

"..." Whose brain is not tied up and ran out?

Su Xiao was expressionless: "Who are you, a liar who specializes in Pingci? Please make way, and Pengci don't come to me."

The middle-aged man raised his eyebrows and was furious: "Su Xiao! How dare you bully my Dragon Clan! My son was cut off by you, don't you have any explanation?!"

? ? ?Su Xiao looked around in a daze: "I'm still too poor. If I have money, I must buy a roadblock that can speak human words. Why don't there even be cause and effect, and there are lunatics who come up to ask the crime. Dragons also have mental illness? I didn't listen Mr. Qiantang said, don't spread rumors and make trouble."

The middle-aged man gritted his teeth loudly, "I am the Water Dragon King. I miss you being praised by the world as a man of virtue. Last night my son came to ask for a title. Why are you talking nonsense and ruining my future!"

Su Xiao: Water Dragon King?Have not heard.

Moreover, are you sure that you are a majestic dragon king, and the son you gave birth to is a snake?

Didn't it say "dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and the son of a mouse can make holes", why doesn't your family follow genetics?Is the pedigree wrong, or is there something wrong with your family tree?

Or, could it be...

The middle-aged old dragon has gray beard and hair, and his eyes are red. The big snake that was brainwashed last night is obviously his favorite.

Su Xiao didn't want to stimulate the old dragon too much, so he said solemnly: "I am willing to pay attention to your feelings in the matter of asking for a seal. Revenge afterwards is too tasteless. And I am not talking nonsense. Didn't your son succeed in conferring a god? I will spoil you How did my son Daoxing get the scapegoat, could it be 'unfounded'?"

The middle-aged old dragon's face was flushed, "Successful? How dare you have the face to say that you are successful? You are so shameless when you have a high moral character——"

Su Xiao repeatedly complained, I am not, I am not, don't talk nonsense. "I didn't say your son was a snake! He definitely didn't delay his future!"

The middle-aged old dragon said viciously: "My son failed to transform into a dragon, his head was divided into eight parts, and the sky thundered endlessly. Could it be that you played a trick? I think I have never offended my husband. Why did my son suffer such a serious crime!" "

"Eh... you can't say that you failed to transform the dragon with eight heads. Isn't it good for your son to become the ancient god and beast Xiangliu?"

Su Xiao pretended to be stupid, but what he was thinking in his heart was: I usually talk to myself and never take responsibility, why does your son come out in the middle of the night to scare people, and after listening to my exclamation, dare to blame me?

I said Yamata no Orochi is right!

Yamata no Orochi, did you hear that?If I do it ten thousand times again, I will still be Yamata no Orochi, you beep——! ! !

The middle-aged old dragon heard the perfunctory in Su Xiao's tone, and veins appeared on his forehead, "In the classics of the dragon clan, Master Xiangliu was born with nine heads. Are you bullying this old man who has never read books?!"

"What's more, my son has already told me that what you said last night was 'Eight-tailed Orochi'!"

Su Xiao was speechless, that snake was so useless, he didn't even say a word when he complained.

"It's Xiangliu, not Eighttails."

Eight tails is the tail beast in "Naruto", Dragon King, you are serialized!

Seeing that Su Xiao just refused to plead guilty, without the slightest remorse, the middle-aged old dragon's beard and hair were all stretched out, and he was about to strike with raised eyebrows.

At the end of the alley, there was a clap of applause.

The man in black with gold trim stood with his hands behind his back in the backlit alley, his eyes full of arrogance.

Su Xiao: Tall, rich and handsome, evil and arrogant, what a standard version of the ancient overlord!

Sure enough, the man was very domineering when he spoke, "That trash of yours is also worthy of being a god. Sure enough, the person who opened the mouth is too soft-hearted."

Su Xiao immediately applauded like a seal in a "crack, crack, crack": Well said!

The author has something to say: Everyone speaks more clearly than me, thanks to the boss in the comment area!

To be honest, ever since I heard the story of the begging for seal, I thought it was a trap.

Getting something for nothing is also worthy of being a god?