I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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Su Xiao recently rushed to the update and went bald.

When she thought of the number of testing instruments needed for the civil servant examination in the underworld, she felt strongly suffocated.

The government special procurement in the world of mythology... is really a hard job...

In order to ensure that there are no mistakes in front of the male god, Su Xiaogan updated his liver until his soul almost vomited out. He only hated that he did not reincarnate into a tentacle monster after time travel, and even left behind all the CP notebooks that he secretly saved by cutting his own thigh. .

Finally, on the day before the gate of hell opened, Su Xiao successfully delivered the manuscript on July [-]th.

The first civil service examination in the underworld went very smoothly...too smooth.

The exam questions are weird, but they come from the hands of the powerful Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun, and there is no doubt about ghosts; all the officials in the underworld will be imprisoned, but the order can come from the mouth of the nephew of the emperor, and the underworld is silent; None of this is a problem.

So all the ghosts cheered and ran around to tell each other: It has been dead for hundreds of years, and there is a new excitement in the underworld recently——

Because of this huge and unique exam, old ghosts who have accumulated hundreds of years in the underworld have been dispatched one after another.

Su Xiao hugged Su Qing's arm and sighed. "Wow, there are still ghosts from the Southern and Northern Dynasties era in the underworld! It seems that the idea of ​​reducing the population burden of the underworld is correct."

I don't know how many ghosts and ghosts are hidden underground. If the ghost mouths are not reduced in time, when the earth enters the age of technology and the population explodes, will the underworld still have a place to stay?

The examination room was bustling with people, and many ghosts came from the backcountry.The two living scholars brought here by Su Xiao hugged each other and shivered amidst the ghosts.

The scholars only dare to be silent: There are strange ghosts everywhere, this working environment is too bad!

Su Xiao entrusted the scholar to Zhenjun's bean sprout soldiers, and dragged Su Qing to hand in homework.

The young Taoist sat majestically on the head with his eyes closed, Su Xiao sneaked into the examination room, took out a book from his sleeve, and then took out another book.

She lightly put down the book and wanted to slip away, but was stopped by Yang Jian who didn't know when to open her eyes.

"Please wait, Su Xiaoyou needs to explain the use of the magic weapon."

Su Xiao withdrew his feet: Well, it seems that I am going to be requisitioned again.

Su Xiao stood aside anxiously, watching Yang Jian transform from the imperial examinations into a jade seal to prevent fraud, a mirror for full-time monitoring, a jade book for sending and receiving answer sheets, a chime bell for displaying culture... all kinds of magical props flew from his fingers Come out and land at the designated place one by one.

Su Xiao lifted up the bronze beast talisman that fell on the palm of his hand, and Mu Leng looked up and asked, "Where should this be placed?"

A smile flashed across Yang Jian's eyes, "This is a seal for reviewing the merits and evil forces of ghosts, and you will carry this seal to patrol the examination room when the time comes."

Su Xiao: "...that's why I'm a security inspection + inspection + political inspector." Damn, why do you order me so smoothly and naturally, Zhenjun!

Su Xiao's resentful thoughts: "This exam only has one exam room, but I have to rush to make thirteen copies of the standard, which is too much. There is already a magic weapon that combines political review and review, and I still have to do coolies, which is too much .It’s too much for me to be the only living invigilator in such a huge examination room!”

Yang Jian glanced over, "Huh?"

Su Xiao suddenly laughed dryly, "Ahaha, it's nothing. I mean the ghosts who came to sign up are too much. Dare to rush to the examination room even if you can't read, is it so lively!"

Yang Jian said: "You have a lot of work, so you can ask the snake around you to help. Although the way to transform a dragon requires understanding the heart of heaven, after the fish leaps into the dragon's gate, the people you deal with the most are people after all. It is not a bad thing to experience the world in advance." The last few sentences are obviously Teachings to Su Qing.

Su Qingqing knew that this was a suggestion for Su Xiao's face, she bowed her head and thanked her.

When the exam officially started, the hall that had been enlarged by space magic was densely packed with ghosts.

Yang Jian sat on the main seat, with his eyes closed, he seemed to be asleep.The bean sprout soldiers guarded it all around, making it airtight.In the examination room, Su Xiao held the beast talisman tightly, and walked around closely following Su Qing.

In the first half of the exam, the candidates and the exam papers looked at each other.They didn't dare to make noise, they could only scratch their heads and wink in various ways.

First is the question of true or false: There was a woman crying and asking to wait for her lover by the Naihe Bridge, and the ghost messenger agreed.

Countless ghosts confidently wrote: "Yes".Even the sentimental Xingui specially marked "this feeling is pitiful".

Su Xiao glanced at the first question of most of the candidates, and sentenced them to death in his mind: The first civil servants belonged to the founding group, and the selection of candidates must be strict and strict, and like-minded people must be selected.Just looking at this question, most of the ghosts will be screened out.

Sure enough, the administrative ability test ended in the morning, and 99% of the crowd who joined the fun were crossed out on the spot.

Su Xiao couldn't help raising his eyebrows when he saw that among the old ghosts selected for the afternoon discussion, there was a "ghost" he knew well.

She had seen those familiar faces behind the officials of the underworld.

Yang Jian has a broad mind, and when he ordered the recruitment of talents, he did not prohibit the original officials of the underworld from taking the exam.But Su Xiaozhen didn't expect that there would be an old man in the officialdom who could pass the primary exam that was deliberately made more difficult.

After all, behind the simple single-choice judgment, what she dug was all ideological pits!

Su Xiao is curious, there are really progressive and open-minded ghosts in the bureaucratic system of the underworld?It's exciting.

The two living candidates who were brought here by Su Xiao failed, and they were sent away by the bean sprout soldiers with tears on their faces as if they were being pardoned.

Su Xiao regretted behind them: the new system was first established, it was time to work hard to share the shares, and there was such a golden thigh as Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun to hug, but you didn't know how to cherish it.hum~~!

The second exam started as scheduled.

In view of the fact that there were only three-digit candidates left, Su Xiao no longer ran around the examination room, and leisurely held a cup of tea, sitting and resting next to his fragrant and soft girlfriends.

After the exam was over, the test papers flew to Yang Jian's case. Lord Zhenjun, who was sitting firmly all the time, opened his eyes and said, "The exam is over, and the results will be announced in a quarter of an hour."

Candidates standing in the arena were wrapped out of the hall by a gust of wind.

Su Xiao didn't have time to slip away again, and was forced to stay and review the papers.

One quarter of an hour! ! !

Su Xiao yelled and picked up the test paper, and dragged her best friend into the spare small world of scientific research and cultivating immortals.

Using her authority from God's perspective, she sorted the test papers from top to bottom according to the level of style, then picked up the test papers and rushed to Yang Jian.At this time, the quarter of an hour is just over half.

Yang Jian smiled approvingly, rolled up the presented paper, and disappeared among the stacked pages.

Seeing this, Su Xiao immediately slumped on Su Qing, "Ah, when will this day end? I don't have time to update, and I don't have time to go to the academy. Woooooo, Qingqing, I miss your grilled fish so much ..."

Su Qing, who has been silent recently, touched Su Xiao's forehead, and suddenly said surprisingly: "Let's run away."

Su Xiao:? ? ?

Su Qing said: "Run away with me."

Su Xiao said euphemistically: "...I don't think it's okay."

Su Qing said: "Do you still remember what you shot for in the first place?"

Su Xiao said: "emmm... I just see injustice and want to do justice for Xi Fangping."

Su Qing said: "Then you have done enough."

After Su Xiao intervened, Xi's father and son had been rehabilitated, and all the local government officials involved in Xi Fangping's case were dismissed and investigated, and Yang's sentence had already begun to belong to him.What made Su Xiao work so hard recently was Erlangshen's unplanned matter of rectifying the government of the underworld.

What Su Xiao is doing now has already exceeded her original wish.

So Su Qing said: "Since you don't want to take on the burden, then run away with me."

Facing the beauty's invitation, Su Xiao's heart was shamefully moved.

The recent overtime hell is really terrible, and even the majestic beauty and peerless majesty can't seduce her.

Su Xiao secretly slandered: This kind of intensity, I am afraid that only single dogs + workaholics can enjoy it.

However, "Although I always do things from the beginning to the end." Su Xiao made up his mind after pondering, "But anyway, the underworld is not owned by one person, and I have done everything I can do. The test results will be announced soon, and the new government will open for business soon. It is time for The people in the underworld learned to walk on their own, became more self-reliant, and worked hard to start a business. When I leave a note for Zhenjun, we will go home together."

Su Qing straightened the girl's messy forehead and said in a low voice, "Well, let's go home."

Su Xiaochong raised his head and smiled at his best friend, unfolded a page of blank paper, and wrote down his long-awaited suggestions:

After all, the underworld is the underworld of ghosts, and it is not a good thing for external forces to interfere too much.As long as yin and yang do not interfere with each other, it is better for ghosts to make self-determination in the future changes in the underworld...

After writing eloquently what she wanted to say but didn't dare to say in front of the male god, Su Xiao pulled Su Qing and quickly slipped back to the mortal world.

On the way back, Lord Qiantang, whom I hadn’t seen for a long time, went online.

Su Xiao said angrily: "You guys still dare to show up? A deserter without loyalty!"

The old dragon turned into a prototype, stroked his beard in mid-air with a smile and said: "I don't want to disturb your good business. But, ah, I didn't expect you to leave such a huge hell and leave."

Su Xiao looked disgusted: "Please don't describe me as a scumbag, I have nothing to do with the underworld."

Mr. Qiantang said: "My friend, are you really not half-hearted about Mr. Haoli's honor?"

Su Xiao looked at Long Jun in surprise, like looking at a mentally retarded person: "I don't want to be a good person, why should I be a ghost?"

Mr. Qiantang said: "That is Mr. Haoli. Even if I am in front of you, I would bow my head to show my awe."

Su Xiao complained: "Don't make it sound like this honorable person can be easily captured, Mr. Haoli is an ancient god."

Lord Qiantang said: "Mr. Haoli is no longer in Mount Tai, otherwise he would not sit and watch the chaos in the underworld. This honorable title is waiting for the Lord of the Ming Dynasty. If you become Lord Haoli, can you realize the ideal of banning sex in the underworld?"

Su Xiao immediately shook his head crazily, "No, no, I don't have such a great dream. Ghosts come from people, and there are also ghosts from people. Forbidden sex, it is against the instinct of all living beings. I don't want to put the limited Your life is used to suppress the infinite desire!"

Lord Qiantang sighed regretfully, "I thought I could see another saint from the Underworld."

"..." Su Xiao was speechless, "Do you think I will learn from the one who said 'Hell is not empty, I will never become a Buddha'?"

The huge dragon head swayed up and down.

Su Xiao said: "No, I'm just an ordinary person, no different from thousands of human beings in this world. Friends, don't say that I am a saint in your heart. I will think you are cursing people!"

Lord Qiantang sighed: "If you don't know how to practice, you won't live forever. My friend, do you really want to go on like this?"

Su Qing's body tensed up.He was reminded by Lord Qiantang, and suddenly realized Su Xiao's lifespan...

Su Xiao tilted his head and said: "Anyway, I don't want to live in the underworld. There is no sun in the gray, lifeless and no plants, and the guys who can't breathe are ugly one by one. It hurts the eyes. Thinking about it this way, the former Mr. Haoli might be I resigned and ran away because I couldn’t stand the working environment. I don’t want to be taken advantage of.”

Mr. Qiantang sighed regretfully, and flew away with his tail flicking.

In the Great Hall of the Underworld, Yang Jian opened his eyes and smiled.

All the ghosts kneeling in His Highness did not know why, and heard Zhenjun Qingleng's order.

"From today onwards, the passage between the underworld and the mortal world will be closed, and ghosts are not allowed to enter or leave except for the emissaries."

"According to the timing of death, the dead who stay in the underworld will die quickly without hesitation."

"The old officials who have not been selected will give priority to the ghosts, and go to the six reincarnations according to their personal merits and punishments. There must be no mistakes."

"In the future, the selection of bureaucrats in the underworld will be done according to this established practice. If there is something that is not suitable, you can make your own choice. You can't favoritism."

The ghosts were shocked and wanted to speak.Erlang Shen slightly raised his hand, and knocked all the old officials who were kneeling in the hall out of reincarnation.

"She can let go of life and death, and I can let go of power. From now on, I will hand it over to you to manage it. I hope you can take care of yourself."

Yang Jian stood in the center of the hall with his hands behind his back, laughed loudly, and disappeared.

The author has something to say: Su Xiao: What is there for the ghost boss to do, slip away.