I opened the academy in Liaozhai

35

It is better to have no books than to believe in books.

The two examples of Erlangshen and Qiantang Jun told Su Xiao that legendary stories are unreliable.

The story will not be told to later generations. Apart from Wei Guangzheng, the former has a particularly black belly;

By the way, there is another point: these two are big guys who are good at assigning jobs to people.

Su Xiao lay in Su Qing's arms, with a dejected look on her face, "Qingqing, what do you think I can do nothing to tell Zhenjun about that problem?"

Su Qing has gotten used to the girl's movements these days, and rubbed the top of her head skillfully, "Not good. After all, I can see that you have made up your mind, and the real king must know it too."

Su Xiao opened his eyes wide and raised his head, "Qingqing, you mean Erlang God, he saw it?"

Su Qing didn't answer directly: "You are not good at hiding yourself."

Su Xiao hugged her head in distress: "Ah, it's all Mr. Qiantang's fault. If he hadn't made up his mind, I wouldn't have been drawn into such a big pit! The most hateful thing is that he dared to sneak away at the critical moment! "

Mr. Qiantang just likes to watch the excitement, but he never thought about facing Erlangshen.Once he was sure that this real gentleman had supernatural powers, and even raised a big trouble, he immediately eliminated his figure, and let Su Xiao, who planned to discuss the exam questions with him, be in vain.

Looking at the empty water tank in the small courtyard, Su Xiao stomped angrily, "You bastard who eats for nothing!"

Su Qing waited for Su Xiao to be quiet and said: "You want Lord Long to discuss? Can't I?"

Su Xiao said helplessly: "Because Qingqing, your path is different from that of Lord Dragon. Although Lord Qiantang was born a real dragon, he suppressed the water system for thousands of years and enjoyed the offerings of human incense. , can give advice on the political system of the underworld from the perspective of humane governance. And Qingqing, you want to transform the dragon wholeheartedly, and you have spent many years of hard work on cultivation. Do you really know how the bureaucratic system in the underworld works?"

Su Qing was silent for a moment, then said, "I don't know, but I can listen."

Su Xiao looked up, with hope in his eyes, "Then Qingqing, please help me see, which bad idea can pass me up so that I won't be beaten out by Zhenjun?"

Su Qing took the paper full of handwriting and thought carefully.

Su Qing: ...

"Su Xiao." Su Qing said solemnly, "You'd better ask a human scholar to take a look."

Both ideas are very whimsical, and both are as bad as they can be.

Method 50 to solve the problem of the underworld: Carry out the first recruitment examination for civil servants in the prefecture, recruit people with both ability and political integrity from the old ghosts of the prefecture, pass the administrative ability test and the two subjects of application, and combine the characteristics of the prefecture to form a sub-district office as the core In the ruling group, the highest ruling head is a virtual title, Erlang Shen is in charge, and the cabinet members who are actually in charge of internal affairs are changed every [-] years.

Su Qing's comment: I don't understand it, it seems to be no different from the imperial examinations in the world, but to promote Erlang God as the emperor of the underworld and deprive him of his actual power, this suggestion is simply desperate.

Method [-] to solve the underworld problem: Ask Erlang God to stay in the underworld for a while, and wait for Su Xiao to write tabloids for the ten great emperors recognized by the world, as well as a set of portraits and incense. When the ten emperors appeared.Then the work of the underworld was left to the ten newly appointed King Yama, and Erlangshen, as an inspector, would go to the underworld as a prosecutor without any problems, and the assessment was illegal.

Su Qing commented: This is a problem of transfer, not a problem of elimination.After all, the ten emperors were not able to solve the problem when they were alive.

And there is another fatal problem: the emperors were all above ten thousand people before they were alive. If they really lived in the underworld, instead of working together to govern the dead, ten emperors may enclose territory and raise troops, and fight first to compete for the possibility of being the boss. bigger.

"This doesn't work, that doesn't work, what should I do!!!" Su Xiao went crazy.

There are a lot of authors with clear ideas in Dianniangjia. They let the protagonist show off his powers and act as hell, but no one has ever thought of establishing a Datong society in the underworld!

Su Xiaoxi said to the gallbladder: "Don't worry! This is not my fault alone! I'm going to find a scholar! Don't they claim to be the seed of study, the reserve of the ruling class? They all give me advice! Just think of it as giving me a job in advance. contribute to the world!"

Su Xiao simply followed the principle of "human beings are human beings", and dragged Su Qing to look for Prince Fu from Ying Ning's family.

When Wang Sheng heard that the underworld was recruiting officials, he was so frightened that he couldn't bear his wits. "Students still have the youngest son of Gaotang, so they can't take on this great responsibility. Please, Mr. Su, don't, don't..."

Su Xiao said: "I didn't tell you to go down to become an official. It's just that the officialdom in the underworld is about to be turbulent. I want to hear your opinion as an outsider."

Wang Sheng trembled: I knew Ying Ning's teacher was not an ordinary person!

He didn't dare not to speak, and organized his words to speak slowly: "Listening to your narration, sir, from the underworld king down to the little officials, everything is rotten. If you want to cleanse the demon atmosphere, you must replace them all."

Su Xiao nodded: That's right, just like after the founding of New China, the police patrols in the old era were all unemployed.

"Mr. Wang is clear. The imperial examination system is suitable for selecting officials, but it is not suitable for selecting officials."

Su Xiao tilted his head: "Ah? Aren't the quality of ghosts who passed the imperial examination higher?"

"I want to come to the underworld to be similar to the Yang world. There are only a small number of people who can read and write." Wang Sheng licked his dry lips and said carefully, "If only officials selected by the examination are used, and there are no subordinates, it is analogous to the old clans in Yangjian Township. It is very likely that the decree will not come out of the City God."

In fact, the prince's suit is still implicit.If the underworld really only uses ghosts who pass the screening as officials, there will be a huge power vacuum at the bottom when there are fewer officials and more ghosts.Then when the time comes, the ghosts and monsters will be rampant, and I'm afraid it will not be a ghost, but something even more terrifying.At that time, what everyone will face will not be chaos, but chaos in the world.

Su Xiao nodded: "It seems that you prefer exams. That's right, after all, you are a scholar."

Wang Sheng wiped off his cold sweat and said, "It depends on the master's decision. Wan Sheng just feels that it is too shameless to entrust the hopes of future generations to the martyrs. It violates our Confucianism."

Su Qing was silent at the side: how the underworld changes, it seems that it has nothing to do with the monster race.

Under Wang Sheng's apprehensive gaze, Su Xiao hesitated.Until the moon was in the middle of the sky, she suddenly clapped her hands and said, "Give me a list of the scholars you know with outstanding wisdom and character."

Wang Sheng:? ? ?

"Sir, do you still decide to find them to be officials in the underworld?!"

Su Xiao: "...I didn't say I want to be a living person. What's more, some of your classmates may be more willing to go to the underworld to be an official."

Wang Sheng took a breath, wrote down a list tremblingly, and when he handed it to Su Xiao, he looked worried, "The late student's ideas are not mature, and the suggestions he put forward may not be reasonable. Please think twice before acting."

Su Xiaoxiu picked up the list and waved goodbye: "Don't worry, if something goes wrong, you will just go to the underworld to make up for it after you die."

Wang Sheng didn't catch his breath: Who can rest assured? !

During the conversation, Su Xiao had an idea that didn't sound so bad. Of course, the inspiration came from Dianniang Library.

Although this world does not apply to the formula in "The Most Sacred Confucianism and Taoism", where essays are equal to cultivation, Su Xiao thinks that the imperial examination strategy in the book is very good, and the idea that the style of essays can be displayed with magic weapons is also great, which can fundamentally eliminate Scientific examination fraud.

It is said that some of them also have artifacts to torture the soul?Prepare for the prefectural affairs officer system.With a multi-pronged approach, the ability and conduct of the officials tested will definitely not be a problem.

As for the lack of grassroots strength...

Su Xiao: The underworld originally existed as a transfer station for souls. The new ghost, Meng Po Tang, should drink as soon as possible to reincarnate.

When the new official takes office, the first reform to be carried out is the underworld population transfer system.

After the nail households are dealt with and the underworld bombing problem is solved, the problem of not enough office staff will naturally be solved.

Su Xiaomei flattered herself: I am such a clever little ghost.

As for the source of the magic weapon?

There are inexhaustible magic weapons in the magic brush world, and various patterns can be customized.Erlang God, as a god born in the middle, must have a way to take it from it.

Boss Su thought with inflated conceit: It's time for all the ghosts to cheer home long live.

Su Qing was so shocked by Su Xiao's thoughts that she was speechless.

This world has been thinking for many years, and the underworld is a place where the soul rests and enjoys happiness.In the end, Su Xiao's speech was shocking: Those so-called ghosts who enjoy the blessings of Yin are all lazy and lazy, only ghosts who take the time to reincarnate are good ghosts!

But to say that Su Xiao's speech is wrong?It seems not.

After all, it is also the custom of this world to "revise the present life in the past life, and look forward to the future life in the present life".

The two concepts collided together, and Su Qing was confused.

Su Xiao called Wang Sheng's list one by one, and caught two candidates who were willing to give up their identity as strangers. He found an old man who had been a nail household for many years, and excitedly went to Erlang God, "I have found a way, Zhenjun!"

Yang Jian smiled lightly, "Since it's not easy to solve the problem, it's also a good way to draw the bottom line to solve the problem."

Su Xiao: "...I thought you would say I was fooling around."

Yang Jian said: "Flowing water does not rot, and the door hinge does not moth. Life is too long, and it is easy to breed decay. It is the right way to let ghosts reincarnate as soon as possible." selfishness."

Su Xiao smiled openly: "Then you agree with my idea?"

Yang Jian said, "You can implement it first and see."

Being recognized by the male god, Su Xiao immediately turned around, hugged Su Qing and cheered.

Yang Jian said, "Don't be so busy being happy. Have you ever thought about what to do if something goes wrong?"

Su Xiao said with confidence: "The incumbent looks for a clerical officer whose relatives and friends have already been reincarnated. Each working time is tentatively scheduled for 50 years. Once the 50 years are up, all reincarnations will be made according to the accumulated work and contribution. It is difficult to form a system in this way. The possibility of corruption will be minimized. As for the operating rules of the new underworld, we still need to invite Zhenjun to sit in the early stage and let the first batch of officials sort it out."

Yang Jian said with an inexplicable sense of humor: "Humans are a kind of guy who can take advantage of loopholes. Even if you try your best to design this system, people will take advantage of this system one day. When that day comes, what should you do?"

Su Xiao opened his eyes wide: "The underworld is not my responsibility alone, it is the responsibility of all living beings. I just temporarily replaced those corrupt officials with a system. If there is a better system, those oppressed can overthrow it. Rebuild it!"

"Of course, you can't drive history backwards," she added.

Yang Jian laughed loudly and praised: "Very good."

While Su Xiao was happy, she was wary of slander: I'm just a storyteller, please don't let me be responsible for the male god!

Yang Jian said with a smile: "I will order the imperial examinations in the underworld. But I have to entrust Su Xiaoyou to be responsible for the magic weapon."

Su Xiao: "I will not disgrace the mission!"

Yang Jian said lightly: "According to the division of the thirteen states in the world, let's start with thirteen sets of magic weapons of various colors."

Su Xiao: Huh? !

The author has something to say: Su Xiao: Anti-cheating, Covenant, Observation of Merit, Torture the soul... at least four magic weapons.Four times thirteen, more than fifty books... Male God, you are killing me!