I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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Su Xiao is very distressed recently.

"Fengshen Bang" gradually entered the martial arts scene, and the latest Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun stole the limelight.

In particular, in order to enrich the original work, Su Xiao passed on the prequel of Erlang God Yang Jian splitting the mountain to save his mother to the audience.

Erlang God is outstanding, handsome and elegant, and has a wide range of beliefs among the people. After being madly amwayed by Su Xiao, the number of fans has skyrocketed recently.

But what's not so good is that these Zhenjun's new fans are somewhat over the top.

——It is suddenly popular among rich people to carry eagles and dogs, and yellow-clothed slingshots.In addition to three sticks of incense in the morning and evening, the common people's houses in the streets and alleys also have more dogs barking.

Su Xiao: ...The Taoist priests in Qingcheng Mountain should pay me, and the shamans in Erlang Temple should also make up for me.

Mr. Qiantang, who recently lived in a small courtyard, laughed at this incident.

Su Xiao had nothing to say, so he could only fight back against his friend's pain point: "I am troubled by Zhenjun fans, how are you better? Aren't you also forced by your brother to have a home and can't go back. Are you funny? .”

Mr. Qiantang was speechless, and could only make peace with a wry smile.

There is also a reason for Su Xiao's ridicule.

Mr. Qiantang has always believed in the principle of non-marriage, and believes that the single life is carefree and happy.Seeing that his elder brother was caught up in a wives-concubine rivalry recently, he couldn't help laughing a few words.

Brothers for thousands of years, Lord Dongting has long been used to Lord Qiantang being alone, so he didn't take his celibacy at ease.This sarcasm suddenly reminded Mr. Dongting that his own wife and concubines are full of children, but his younger brother is still an old bachelor!

Dongting Lord: I have to marry my brother a wife quickly, he can't go on wandering like this anymore.

When the heart is moved, it is necessary to act, and the world is turned upside down by a single thought of Mr. Dongting, who has strong execution ability.

Mr. Qiantang couldn't stand his brother's nervousness, so he left the Dragon Palace as if fleeing.After some panic, he hid in the water tank in the small courtyard of Su Xiao's house and hadn't gone out for a month.

Mr. Qiantang shrinks into a small koi and shuts himself up, leaving only the dragon's beard hanging listlessly outside the water tank, pitying the dragon palace that he doesn't know what he has been disturbed into.

Seeing his friend's pitiful decadence, Su Xiao couldn't bear to continue mocking.But thinking of the impending catastrophe of her apprentice Bai Qiulian, she had no choice but to say: "Brother Qiantang, you must know that your choice of concubine has caused a lot of trouble."

Mr. Koi·Qiantang spit bubbles in the water, "That's what they did, it has nothing to do with me. I don't want to get married."

Su Xiao said: "Have you ever heard that a fire at the city gate caused fish in the pond?"

Koi·Qiantang Jun said: "I am a dragon, not a fish."

Seeing that his friend was not enlightened, Su Xiao angrily threw fish food into the fish tank, "But my relative's apprentice is a fish! When the emperor and prince in the world choose a talent show, how can there be troubles all over the city? My apprentice is as beautiful as a flower, and I will definitely be implicated by you !"

Mr. Jin Carp Qiantang vomited a huge bubble, "Don't worry, your apprentice will definitely be able to escape unscathed. She is much smarter than you."

Su Xiao grabbed the dragon's whiskers beside the tank, smiled and said, "Brother Long, what did you say?"

The koi said in a very sensible way: "What I mean is that your apprentice is better than blue than blue."

Su Xiao let go and said, "You guarantee that Bai Qiulian's family is safe and sound?"

Mr. Qiantang said, "I promise."

Su Xiao nodded: "Okay, I believe it."

Mr. Jinli·Qiantang flicked his tail and said, "Anyway, time will tell everything. But don't worry about the disciples who are far away, and quickly deal with the fanatics who are right in front of you."

The fanatics Mr. Qian Tang mentioned are the "fans" of Erlang God that Su Xiao meets every day in the teahouse.

It is said that the storytelling "Fengshen Bang" caused the trouble.

Erlang God is well-known, and he was granted the title of Zhengzheng God by the imperial court, and the scope of priesthood is very wide. The "Fengshen Bang" was just an artistic exaggeration, and the belief of Qingyuan Miaodao Zhenjun immediately spread like a raging fire.Believers who are obsessed with Langjun's beauty and strength are a minority after all, and more people have expectations similar to "Bao Qingtian" for him.

Recently, it is such a group of fanatics who guard Su Xiao every day.

Su Xiao smiled bitterly: "Is there anything I can do. Erlang God is a god or not a man, how can he manage human affairs. Those audiences are in a state of confusion. What's more, Long Jun, you have also said that the gods in the sky have long since ceased to walk in the mundane world. Have you asked about the world?"

King Carp·Qiantang sighed: "That's right, as soon as I wake up, there will be no trace of the heavens, and Yama, the ten halls of the underworld, will be insignificant. How much power is left in this world? Where did it go after leaving those?"

Su Xiao then sighed, "Let's not talk about those gods. Human affairs, the world is over, even if the gods are there, human beings can't rely on them after all."

Su Xiao shook his head, and went to work in the teahouse with his hands behind his back.

Lord Qiantang was so preoccupied that he sank to the bottom of the water.

The story of "Feng Shen Bang" cannot avoid Yang Jian, the first male god of the Three Religions.In the teahouse, Su Xiao stood on the stage tremblingly finished talking about today's male god fighting drama, and tremblingly left from the fanatics.

Su Xiao: Today is also a day when there is no Qingqing to take over from get off work, we are so kind.Salted Fish Tears.jpg.

Mr. Su, the frightened bird, walked quickly on the way home, looking back from time to time.When she saw the gate in sight and was about to speed up the sprint, a horrifying figure suddenly jumped out from behind.

The young man who appeared suddenly saw Su Xiao, and immediately stopped and knelt in front of her.

Seeing the young man's raised head, Su Xiao took a breath: the young man had a sharp cleavage from his forehead, and his whole body looked like a suture monster that was cut into two pieces from the middle and pieced together by an unknown force. .

Su Xiao trembled in his heart, clenched "Liao Zhai·Ying Ning" in his sleeve, took a deep breath and said, "Who is here, and what is the matter?"

The young sewing monster bowed his head and said respectfully: "Xi Fangping, the villain, because the kings of the underworld turned right and wrong and avenged his father, there is no way to appeal. He deeply feels that the underworld is darker and more terrifying than the world of the earth. He wants the Jade Emperor's nephew, Guan Jiangkou Erlang God, to uphold justice."

Su Xiao trembled in his heart and said, "There is no Erlang God here."

Xi Fangping looked up at Su Xiao, and said with grief and indignation: "I know that this is not the Guanjiangkou. But I was beaten by the underworld, and I couldn't make it to the temple of Erlang God. I saw a flash of light in this house halfway, and I know that the people who live here You are a man of great virtue, I would like to ask you to help me to appeal my grievances to Erlang God."

When Su Xiao heard the request to file a complaint on behalf of the ghost, it was a little bit funny, but also a little bit desolate: Could it be that the anecdote and strange incident he encountered was the ancient version of ghost letters and visits?

Xi Fangping, who was kneeling on the ground, seemed to see something, and suddenly said in a panic: "No, the errand is coming again. Please let me avoid it and don't be caught by them, or I will definitely lose my soul this time."

Seeing Xi Fangping's flustered expression, Su Xiao thought of the Qiantang Lord's residence in the courtyard, so he simply opened the courtyard door and invited the young sewing ghost to enter.

Just before the yin messenger turned the corner with the mourning stick, the gate of the small courtyard was closed with a "touch", and Shen Tuyu built a divine painting on the door to block their peeping.

As soon as Xi Fangping floated into the courtyard, he felt the pressure of the Dragon Lord, and couldn't help but stand in the corner with his hands tied.

Back at home, Su Xiao was much more at ease, and only then was he in the mood to look at Xi Fangping carefully.

Mr. Koi Qiantang poked his head out of the fish tank, and immediately said in surprise: "Oh, it's so strange, it's rare to see a living person who was punished by the underworld."

Only then did Su Xiao notice that Xi Fangping could appear directly in the sunlight, "You're actually alive?!"

Xi Fangping said: "Yes. The villain's vengeance for his father means that his spirit and soul have left his body, and his body has not died."

Su Xiao changed color: "The errand tortures the living. In this world, the dead can still manage the affairs of the living?"

Koi·Qiantang Lord flicked his beard disdainfully, and said: "Once the power is in hand, the order will be carried out. In addition, there is no one to control the head, and the underworld has been rampant for many years. Now they not only control the living, but also want to try it." Take care of our water gods."

Su Xiao had to stretch out his hand to support his chin to prevent himself from being dislocated in surprise, "These officials from the underworld are going to heaven!"

In the eyes of Xi Fangping, the soul body, Su Xiao and Mr. Qiantang are two big golden balls of light, which look very much like the gods of the gods.

As soon as he heard the conversation between the two, he immediately realized that these two great powers had nothing to do with the underworld, and the one who spoke late might even have something against the underworld.

Xi Fangping immediately knelt down and made a statement, "The ancestral home of the villain is Shandong, and he lived in the village for a long time. My father was outspoken. When he was young, he offended the rich sheep next door. After the rich sheep died a few years ago, he bribed the officials in the underworld. My father was murdered by him immediately. die."

"My soul came out of my body to run and cry out for my father, but the underworld was bribed by rich sheep from top to bottom. My father was tortured and imprisoned. I had nowhere to ask, and was sawed in two by the king of Hades."

"If the executioner hadn't been merciful and kept my heart for me, and gave me a belt to fasten my soul and body, I'm afraid I would have long since disappeared."

Su Xiao was horrified when he heard this: Is this Liaozhai?This is clearly the dark version of officialdom, okay?

Su Xiao said: "The underworld is so rampant, so no one can cure them?"

Koi·Qiantang Jun looked at Su Xiao meaningfully and said: "Mr. Su knows the reason for the madness of the underworld. As for the way to save this person, it seems that Mr. Su has already figured it out. Xiao Wang will not overestimate his abilities." Intervene."

Su Xiao: ...

Su Xiao: I beg you to intervene, Brother Long, what can I do as a storyteller? !

Mr. Qiantang, the koi carp, said with a smile: "I don't want to use an ax in your class, it's just a laughingstock."

Su Xiao rolled his eyes and said, "You heard it too. What this man is asking is to invite Erlang God Yang Jian to come down to earth. The gods in the heaven have not been to the world for 800 years. Are you sure there is still someone who can invite God?"

Mr. Jinli·Qiantang said: "Sir, didn't you happen to spread believers for Erlang God not long ago? It just happens to be used here."

Su Xiao complained: "I'm a weak scholar, I don't know Taoism and supernatural powers at all, I can only write books with a pen. Since you said the method, it's up to you."

Mr. Jinli·Qiantang said: "The "Fengshen Bang" is the seed of faith you spread, and the magic pen is also your magic tool, which I can't use. So it's okay to come up with ideas, but don't ask me for work."

One person and one dragon started to quarrel across the fish tank.

Xi Fangping had a keen eye, seeing that things were promising, but the gods started to fight among themselves, and quickly kowtowed to the two gods, "The villain has no way to avenge his grievances, so I ask the gods to decide. As long as the villain's grievances can reach Erlang God, the villain is willing to be a bull in the next life." Repay the two of you by being a horse."