I opened the academy in Liaozhai

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In the main hall of the Zhu family, Judge Lu is swearing to his good friend that the Miss Wu family will definitely persuade Wu Yushi not to have an enmity with the Zhu family.Miss Wu's ghost hangs her head next to her.

There is a ghost in front to attract the two people's attention, Su Xiao sneaked in under the cover of Su Qing.Waiting for the right opportunity, she held up "The Kingdom of Daughters" and put Zhu Erdan and Judge Lu into the book neatly.

Hmph, let you plan to bully weak women!

Su Xiao patted the cover with satisfaction, "It's over, you two dogs can stay in the country of your daughter with peace of mind, and enjoy the joy of having children. From now on, you don't want to come out to harm girls from good people. "

Miss Wu was so frightened that her face turned pale, "God, what happened to him, them!"

Su Xiao comforted: "These two people are uneasy and kind, I used my magical powers to take them in. From now on, they can never return to the world. Neither Zhu Erdan nor Judge Lu can bully you anymore."

Then she asked Miss Ghost what her plan was.

The blood-and-tear-stained lady was at a loss, "I, God, I want to take revenge... and I want to go back and continue serving my parents..."

Suddenly there was a scream at the door, "Ah——"

The person who came was Zhu Erdan's wife.

She heard the main hall suddenly silent, and came to visit worriedly, only to find that her husband and Judge Lu had disappeared, replaced by a stranger who broke in from home.Especially one of the "persons", her face——

Holding on to the door frame, the wife of Zhu's family was devastated, pointing at the ghost with the same face as herself, and let out piercing screams.

The owner, Ms. Wu, saw her stolen head. A large cloud of black smoke suddenly gushed out from the milky white soul body, and endless blood flowed from the neck cavity. The whole ghost seemed to be showing signs of losing control.

Su Xiao: It's a good thing that Qingqing laid down the silence technique in advance, otherwise I would be in bad luck.Hey woo woo woo, I want to blow up my dear best friend who is resourceful, decisive and wise!

But the delayed flattery could not let Su Xiao get rid of the torment of resentment and screaming, so she could only cover her ears bitterly, and asked Su Qing for help with pitiful eyes.

Su Qing glanced at Su Xiao: Is this what you said there is no danger?What are you going to do if I don't come?

Su Xiao begged for mercy with vivid eyes: There are only two special stories, "Ying Ning" and "Nation of Daughters". In "Nation of Daughters", the pair of dogs and men have already been imprisoned.With Qingqing to the rescue, I can't put ghosts and people in "Ying Ning" at the same time, can I?

Su Qing snorted coldly, accepting this explanation for now.

He raised his hand to mobilize his mana, swung his long sleeves, and cast the spell to forcibly appease the rioting people and ghosts.

The Zhu family's wife was directly muted. Although the red-eyed Ms. Wu was still staring at her, her eyes became clear again.

Su Xiao sighed, and first explained to the lady of the Zhu family who had straight eyes, "This lady ghost is the original owner of the head you are using now—Miss Wu. Magistrate Lu and Judge Lu did not engage in human affairs, and took away the corpse. The whole body cannot be allowed to rest in the underworld. She is about to turn into a ghost now. Although this is all the fault of Zhu Erdan and the others, Madam, you can't stay out of it now."

The lady of the Zhu family burst into tears, and knelt down with a "plop", "I beg Miss Wu to be merciful—to God for help—"

She no longer dares to think about where her husband is going.

There is no way to fortune or misfortune, but people call themselves.The lady of the Zhu family has been anxious since her husband changed his mind, and finally fell into the abyss.

Now that the evil spirits have come to the door, and Judge Lu is missing, the husband may be in danger.Seeing that catastrophe is approaching, she can only find a way out by kneeling down and begging the mercy of these two immortals.

Su Xiao said to Ms. Wu compassionately: "I have a little immature suggestion, I hope you can think about it calmly."

The red-eyed Ms. Wu came down from the ceiling, silently staring at Mrs. Zhu and nodding.

Su Xiao said: "Now the murderer who killed you is still absconding. Since you already know the name of the murderer, you might as well entrust your dreams to your parents and ask the two elders to avenge you."

The redness in Miss Wu's eyes faded a lot, and she whispered: "Father...Mother..."

Su Xiao: "Zhu Erdan and Judgment Lu did evil things, which made your body incomplete and cannot be buried. Your parents are heartbroken and cannot sleep day and night. I suggest you tell the two elders to bury your body as soon as possible."

Ms. Wu stared at the face of Mrs. Zhu's family, and said, "But my head..."

Su Xiao: "This is the third thing I suggest. Please allow Mrs. Zhu to temporarily store your head until the day she passes away."

Blood and tears rolled down Miss Wu's eyes, "God, even you won't return my head?"

Su Xiao denied: "It's not that you won't return it, it's just that the return period is a little longer. After all, Mrs. Zhu is a living person, and you are dead. I can't let the innocent living pay for the dead. But Miss Wu, your life experience is also pitiful, so My suggestion is: you lend your head for several decades, and the wife of the Zhu family will pay the interest. The interest is not money in kind, but the wife of the Zhu family will spend the rest of her life performing filial piety in front of your parents on your behalf."

The red light in Miss Wu's eyes faded away, her expression hesitated, "Father...Mother..."

Su Xiao saw that Miss Ghost's expression was shaken, and immediately added about the current situation of the Wu family, "Since you passed away, Wu Yushi whipped the servants in the family, Mrs. Wu fainted countless times, and the Wu family has no one to control, and it has long been in chaos."

When Ms. Wu heard the news from her family, she learned that her parents were rapidly aging because of her death. She was heartbroken and wept uncontrollably.

"God, the little girl is willing to lend her head, just ask God to bless my parents for the rest of their lives."

As she spoke, Ms. Wu, whose soul and body had recovered, bowed gracefully.

Su Xiao said with emotion: "Oh, innocent people have to pay for the crimes committed by the two stinky men. From now on, the wife of the Zhu family can make up your mind in front of your parents. As for you, you should look away as soon as possible and reincarnate. If you run fast enough, you may have time to renew your blood relationship with your parents."

Miss Wu came from a family of officials and eunuchs, so she was very smart, she immediately turned around and bowed to Mrs. Zhu's family, "How about you and I become sisters right here because God is here today?"

The lady of the Zhu family listened for a long time, and she already understood the beginning and end of the matter. When she heard Miss Wu's invitation, she nodded immediately, "Thanks to you, I would like to form a fate that transcends yin and yang with my sister."

Miss Wu held the hand of Mrs. Zhu's family, and both knelt down in the direction of Su Xiao.

Su Xiaoqiang bears the discomfort of being kowtowed, and bears witness to the end of this evil relationship.

Mrs. Zhu and Ms. Wu made a sworn oath to become sisters of different surnames.

The lady of the Zhu family said that she would spend the rest of her life honoring Miss Wu's parents and return her head after death; Miss Wu said that both of them were victims, and she would not pursue the matter of the sisters changing heads, and entrusted her parents to the lady of the Zhu family.

A person and a ghost who look like mirror images agree to sleep together after death, and meet again in the afterlife.

Seeing Miss Wu leave, Su Xiao wondered: Although this agreement is very fragrant, is the smell a bit wrong...

Where did the lilies come from in the middle of the night?

Su Xiaojuan's "Nation of Daughters" in his sleeve was carried by Su Qing all the way home.Waiting for my dear best friend to make the bed, and the invitation to sleep together failed, she lay down comfortably in the comfortable and warm bed.

In the world, Zhu Erdan was looking at each other in a daze, holding his big belly and his friends.

The luck of the two was not bad, and they landed near the Zimu River after entering the world.

Zimu River is the mother river of all living beings, so there are no monsters and beasts hunting here at all, and good friends escaped by this.

Zhu Erdan is a weak scholar with a waste of life, and lacks the ability to take care of himself, let alone survive in the wild. When he saw the beasts that came to the river to drink water in an endless stream, he was stupid.

On the contrary, Judge Lu was very knowledgeable and knew a lot of precautions in the wilderness, so he dragged the weak-legged Zhu Erdan down the river.

On the way, because they were thirsty, both of them couldn't help rolling leaves into leaf cups of river water.

Judge Lu was also amazed that this small world could allow ghosts and gods to have entities, and he was eager to think of a place where there are people and taste the world of mortals.

But soon, they can't take care of imagination - their bellies get bigger.

No one knew what happened to these two men on the trekking road. When they were discovered by the woman, they were dressed in rags and looked crazy, only the fetus in their womb was intact.

Ou Huang, who picked up two men in one breath, is a doctor who goes out to collect medicine.She couldn't bear the rare and precious men wandering outside, so she brought the two pregnant lunatics back to the hospital for careful treatment.

Being cared and considerate by the gentle and bookish doctor, Zhu Erdan gradually recovers from the collapse, pulls the doctor's sleeve and insists to "get rid of the monster in the stomach".

The doctor patted Zhu Xiaoming's head pitifully, sighed and tied him up with a soft belt.

"Well, I don't know why he sees the baby in his womb as a monster because of the great changes he has encountered. But it doesn't matter, I will bring that child to be born safely. Don't worry, I will treat the baby in your womb as my own, and take good care of it big."

Zhu Erdan: Fuck, who is worried!You're going to kill that evil in my stomach! ! !

Classmate Zhu Xiaoming somehow married Dr. Ouhuang, the savior.

Judge Lu's fate was even more difficult.

Because this man was extremely ugly, Doctor Ouhuang didn't like him.After receiving a small dowry to make up for the medical expenses, he was married to Zhang Butcher in the next street.

Butcher Zhang has a lot of strength, money and meat, but he is not good-looking, so he can't marry a husband.Judge Lu's looks match that of Butcher Zhang, and it happens that no one dislikes anyone else.

Brothers and sisters married in a daze, only then did they realize that the ethics of this world and the real world are completely reversed.

Judge Lu & Zhu Erdan: What kind of goddamn prank is this? ! ! !

Judge Lu wanted to hook up with the underworld to get out of trouble, but found that there is no underworld in this world, and the cycle of life depends entirely on the Zimu River.

Zhu Erdan wanted to go out to investigate, but found out that because of the scarcity of men and his unknown background, he was locked in the back house by Doctor Ouhuang and watched closely.

The two of them tried their best, but neither of them could leave the new house half a step away.

Even because the two had a dark history of fleeing in series, Butcher Zhang and Dr. Ouhuang put them under house arrest in isolation during their late pregnancy.

It wasn't until the day of delivery that the pair of suffering brothers and sisters met again in Dr. Ouhuang's hospital through the door.

"Ah ah ah ah ah--"

"Woooooooooooooo-"

"I don't want to have children—"

"I'm not pregnant—"

"Why do men have children—"

"Isn't it a woman's business to have children—"

"Hey, I was wrong..."

"Hey, oh, god, please forgive me..."

At the beginning of entering the delivery room, the two men were still in the mood to cry and howl, but when the birth pain beyond level 12 came, the defenses of the two big men were completely destroyed.

They lay on their backs on the bed like dead dogs, staring at the roof with dull eyes, tears welling up in their eyes: What kind of god have we offended, why did we end up in this kind of land?Is there anything more absurd in this world than a man giving birth to a child?

Classmate Zhu Xiaoming sobbed softly: "Help, can anyone come and save me...I don't want to have a baby..."

Doctor Ouhuang comforted him anxiously across the window, "Xiao Ming, just bear with it. Once you grit your teeth and use your strength, the child will fall to the ground soon. Don't just pay attention to the pain, think about our future. We will grow old together with a full house of children and grandchildren." Woolen cloth."

Zhu Erdan, who is so painful that he has no strength: the whole house is full of children and grandchildren!roll--

Su Xiao dragged Su Qingyin outside the delivery room, listening to the miserable cries of the scumbag friend, and left contentedly.

Back in the small courtyard, she smiled and said to her best friend: "It seems that they have perfectly adapted to the new life in that world. We can retire after success and don't have to bother them anymore. Since they already have children, I think they can feel at ease Stay there to have children and spend your old age in peace."

It was the first time I saw the tragic situation of human birth, Su Qing broke out in cold sweat on her forehead, and muttered to herself, "My sister and I are both snake demons, and the child born should be an egg. If the egg is born, it shouldn't be so painful, right?" ..."

Su Xiao immediately put aside the pair of scumbags, and thoughtfully said: "Don't be afraid, Qingqing, this is just a means to deal with scumbags. And you are not dedicated to the Tao? You will not have to experience the pain of childbirth in the future."

Su Qing was disturbed by the bloody birth reality, and the tail that conjured up unknowingly wrapped itself around Su Xiao's wrist.

Su Xiao thought that his best friend, who was pure and white, was frightened, so he "written with a tail" with a calm expression.

After a while, Su Qing suddenly recovered from her panic, as if she had made up her mind.

As soon as he came back to his senses, he found that his tail hadn't left Su Xiao's wrist, his cheeks flushed, and he made a gesture to turn around and leave.It's just that the tip of the tail leaked the secret, and she is still reluctant to let go.

Su Xiaorua grabbed the emerald green "bracelet" on her wrist, lay down on the table with a smile and asked, "Qingqing, what were you thinking about, you were distracted for so long just now?"

Su Qing pretended to be nonchalant and said: "I was just thinking, if you can't give birth without pain, you should not have children in the future."

When it came to childbirth, he was a little shocked, "It's too dangerous, even if you have cultivation, you are risking your life."

Su Xiao raised her head and smiled brightly, "I don't want to give birth to a stinky man, all I need is Qingqing."

This kind of coquettish words to girlfriends, Su Xiao, who has experienced many battles in the modern age, opened his mouth and came, his posture and tone were extremely proficient.For her, isn't this just a daily phrase for kissing and kissing with girlfriends?

But Su Qing couldn't help such sweet talk.His face was "hot", and he didn't dare to look up at the girl under the lamp, so he stumbled and escaped from the study.

He didn't even dare to stay in the yard, he rushed into the pitch-black night with the fire burning.

Su Xiao: "Eh? How powerful is my acting like a baby? Qingqing's reaction is too exaggerated..."

The people who were keenly following the head-changing incident discovered that Zhu Erdan was missing.

The wife of the Zhu family was occasionally seen going out, but Zhu Erdan never appeared again.

Someone with a good cause stepped forward and grabbed Zhu's wife to ask, but Zhu shook her head in a hurry and said nothing.

But even if Mrs. Zhu didn't say anything, the onlookers already had a reasonable guess: Zhu Erdan made friends with gangsters, took the imperial examinations of heresy and other sects, cheated him to get the ranking, and then frantically killed people to change his head.

I just feel sorry for the lady of the Zhu family who married such a guy.well!

Some sympathetic insiders shook their heads: Zhu's wife's head was replaced, her husband abandoned her, and she has no children to rely on. I'm afraid she will be a lonely ghost in a hundred years...

Su Xiao couldn't help curling his lips when passing by such remarks: ignorance.How could this great god leave such loopholes in doing things, and wait for the follow-up to roll his eyes.

Now that Zhu Erdan's crimes are gone and he has no children, the relatives of Zhu's family took the family property unceremoniously.Within three days, Mrs. Zhu's family was kicked out of the house.

Seeing that the Zhu family's wife was about to live on the street, the Wu family suddenly sent someone to pick her up.

The onlookers thought that Mrs. Zhu's family would pay Ms. Wu's life, but the news came from the Wu family the next day that she had been adopted as an adopted daughter.

Soon, the real culprit who killed Ms. Wu also fell into the law.

Since then, the new Ms. Wu has no restrictions on going in and out, and she will serve in front of her adoptive parents every morning and evening.

Onlookers: The changes come too fast, and slaps in the face are like tornadoes.

Since Mrs. Zhu's family ended well, Su Xiao didn't care about the future.

However, it is said that a few years later, this new "Miss Wu" was married to a staff member by Mr. Wu.The husband and wife were loving and harmonious, and soon had a series of children.

As for Zhu Erdan, many people said that they had seen that scary man somewhere in other places, but no one could tell the specific location.

Su Xiao glanced at "Nation of Daughters". Zhu Erdan, who had already given birth to six children, smiled slightly, hiding his achievements and fame.

The author has something to say: Zhu Xiaoming: Am I not a sweet wife full of friends, who will get promoted and get rich after death?Who changed my script! ! !