my brother is scumbag

In fact, I don't really believe what this man said. As for Dazai's targeting of men, I can see that he has more evil intentions.

So the credibility of his words can be directly reduced to zero percent.

I mostly do it out of trust in Oda.As a former killer, he is very sensitive. Since he has not noticed the existence of the curse spirit, it is likely that he really did not.

Could it be that Fu Heihui really made a mistake...?

I lowered my eyes and thought, there were guests passing behind me from time to time, so I didn't pay too much attention to the sound of footsteps approaching my direction.

But just as the footsteps passed me by, Oda and Toyotaro Ota suddenly reached out to me at the same time.

Oda's movements were faster than Ota Toyotaro's, he grabbed my arm and pulled me in his direction.

Almost in the blink of an eye, I went from standing at the table to sitting on Oda's lap.

At the same time, a middle-aged man staggered and bumped into the edge of the table.

"..."

I blinked and looked at the strange man.

"Hug, sorry!"

He seemed to be taken aback by the sight of us all looking at him. He hastily apologized to us, then propped up his body, and was about to leave in embarrassment, with a camera hanging around his neck .

After walking a few steps, I saw a girl from the same class coming over with refreshments calling out to stop him.

"Uncle, don't you want what you ordered?"

"No, no, no, I suddenly remembered something."

He waved his hand and said this, and looked towards us again, his eyes fell on me first, but soon, his body shook, he immediately looked away, and left the coffee shop in a hurry.

"So you just pulled me, because you didn't want me to be hit by him?"

I signaled Oda to let go, then got up from his lap, and asked this sentence.

Oda nodded, but soon he shook his head again.

"He fell towards you on purpose."

"what?"

Hearing what Oda said, I recalled that man again. His feet were weak and his body was relatively thin. It looked like he hadn't been trained.

"Why would he do that?" I couldn't figure it out.

"Some people are weird. It's normal if you don't understand." Toyotaro Ota said with a smile, "Can I choose the same dessert as your friend?"

……

When Mori Yui turned around, the smile on Mori Ogai's face disappeared instantly, and the light in the wine red eyes dimmed.

"what!"

Osamu Dazai made a mocking sound from the side, "I thought you would be very happy to meet your own kind ~ so you will be so angry?"

"Dazai."

Mori Ogai glanced at him lightly, his tone soft but implied warning.

"Since you know I'm angry, a good boy should be more obedient."

"...So what do you mean by similar?" Oda, who was sitting across from them, asked.

Mori Ogai frowned, stood up, "I'll leave for a while."

After taking a step, he turned his head back and stared at Dazai.

"I ordered the dim sum."

Osamu Dazai: "...Understood."

As a result, Mori Ogai walked out of the coffee shop, Dazai Osamu looked at Oda, "Before the annoying guy comes back, finish the dessert made by Yui-chan."

Oda: "But just now you promised..."

"No," Dazai quickly denied, "I said 'I got it', but I didn't promise not to eat it."

Oda thought about it, and found that Dazai seemed to have said that at the time, and it was really not a lie.

But he felt that if this kind of behavior was really done, it would definitely make that man angry.

Oda had many doubts about that man.But he is not a person who likes to explore to the end, and he didn't feel the man's malice towards Yui, so he didn't say much.

But the man who bumped into their table just now was different.

At that time, Yui was facing the man with his back, so she didn't see it.But Oda could see clearly, the way the man with the camera looked at Yui made him feel very uncomfortable.

If it wasn't at school, if Oda was still the killer, he felt that besides pulling Yui to his side, he would probably shoot that man.

"He doesn't look right at Yui," Oda said.

Dazai smiled slightly, but there was no smile in his eyes, "Indeed, it's the kind of eyes that make people feel very unpleasant."

Although he laughed at Mori Ogai at the time, the other party was of the same kind as him, but he knew that it was just his habit of going against Mori Ogai.

Actually, it is different.

Although he really disliked Mori Ogai's reaction to Mori Yui, the way Mori Ogai looked at his sister was very clear, it was pure love for his relatives.

But that man...

It's just dirty lust.

And that camera, the purpose of taking pictures is probably not so simple.

"But we don't need to worry about it," Osamu Dazai's tone became brisk again, and he waved his hand behind Oda, "Yuki-chan~ that guy said he had something to do, and before he left, he said, I'll eat the dessert directly. "

……

I looked at him suspiciously, and after putting the snacks on the table, I slapped Dazai Osamu's hand away, and said firmly:

"No, I don't believe you at all."

Osamu Dazai clutched his chest and writhed, "Ah, this sentence really broke my heart."

I looked at him speechlessly, "If you really want to eat, then destroy the photos you took, and I'll make one for you."

In the end, this guy pretended not to hear anything, "Then I want to order ten copies!"

"Not one!"

"That's eight servings!"

"Don't always just listen to what you want to hear, bastard!"

"Yuki-chan is so fierce, let's have three servings."

When making the gesture of three, Osamu Dazai looked aggrieved as if he had made a huge concession.

I:"……"

I suspect that Osamu Dazai has already maxed out the skill [Only listen to what I want to hear], and...

Although I have been complaining about his sticky tone, he is really more skilled than girls in acting like a baby!

Gan!

I think even if I was a real eight-year-old girl, I might be more mature than him.

In just a few words, Toyotaro Ota came back.

When he saw the snacks I made for him, he showed an obviously happy and expectant expression.

"Ah, it looks like a perfect work, and it must taste delicious~"

Then, with an extremely cautious attitude, he reached out the spoon and gently scooped a small spoonful of agar jelly into his mouth.

The next second, he looked at me with sparkling eyes.

"Sweet but not greasy, smooth in the mouth, it is worthy of Yuyi sauce, you can make such a delicious dessert at a young age!"

"..."

I smiled awkwardly but politely.

Is this tone a little too exaggerated?

I suspect that if it's a game now, the bubbles [favorability level 100] will keep popping up on his head, and finally remind me that the favorability level has exploded.

After that, I recommended them to go shopping, and said that there are still many coupons available.

But neither Fugurohui nor Oda seemed very interested.

"It will be very tiring if you walk around." Osamu Dazai lay down on the table, completely turning into a salted fish.

"Just sit here." Oda said.

"I've been shopping around before." Toyotaro Ota explained with a smile.

"If you stay here, will it bother you?" Fu Heihui asked.

So it turned out that they sat in the coffee shop until my shift was over.

When we left the coffee shop, the five of us walked together in a mighty way. Unfortunately, it was almost dusk at this time, and the flow of people in the school was much less than that in the daytime, and some shops had even closed their stalls.

Originally, the campus festivals in elementary schools were much more monotonous than those in universities, and now there are no fun events.

"I always feel like wasting a lot of your time." I said.

They just sat in the coffee shop all day.

"No waste."

The voices of Megumi Fukuro and Toyotaro Ota sounded almost at the same time, and then they glanced at each other, the atmosphere was a little subtle for some reason.

Osamu Dazai next to him let out that strange laugh again, and he didn't know what he was happy about.

I thought there was something wrong with all three of them, so I looked at the most normal Oda, "Is Oda trying to write?"

Oda shook his head, "I don't think I can write at my current level. Every time I want to write, I worry that I will write badly."

"It's because the level is not enough, so it's better to practice writing?" I thought about it and gave my own suggestion.

When Oda showed a thoughtful expression, I looked around casually, and then saw the machine placed in the corner, and my eyes lit up immediately.

"Hmm, I have an idea!"

I cleared my throat, clapped my hands to get their attention, and when they all looked at me, I pointed to the photo sticker machine in front of me.

"This is the first time I invite you to my campus festival."

Although the mackerel spirit came uninvited, and I have only met his teacher a few times, but being able to know him is actually a kind of fate.

——As for whether it is evil fate or not, I don't want to do such a bad thing now.

I glanced over their faces, smiled at them, and spoke lightly.

"So, for such a rare day, it's better to take a picture with a camera and keep it as a souvenir!"

The setting sun fell on their faces, especially at this time when I was facing them, and I could clearly see their expressions. They seemed to be stunned for a moment, but they quickly reacted.

A hesitation flashed across Ota Toyotaro's face, but he still nodded with a smile.

Oda nodded calmly.

Fu Heihui looked at me and nodded, his blue eyes shining brightly in the setting sun.

Only Osamu Dazai took a step back and shook his head as if this was a terrible thing.

"No, no, big head stickers or something, it sounds so childish."

I looked at him with empty eyes, please, the person who is the least qualified to say that people are childish is you, Zaisan?

Facts have proved that he is really not wrong to say that he is a three-year-old Jae.

Obviously he was the one who refused at first, but when we were about to shoot, I accidentally saw him, but found him pursing his lips and looking in our direction.

just like……

It was us who rejected him and abandoned him.

I thought about it, walked towards him, grabbed his hand, and said with an undeniable attitude:

"No, think about how many photos you took of me today, you have no room to resist, you must take a photo with us once!"

"But it's really childish—"

This guy looked aggrieved by me, but when he entered the photo sticker machine, he was the one who made the most noise.

"Yuki-chan's eyesight is too bad, this photo template is so ugly~"

"Hey! Fuhei-kun is too short, if you stand with us to take a picture, you can only see the top of your head~"

"Mr. Ota is too big, why don't we fire him and take a photo~"

"Osamu Dazai!!"

In the end, it wasn't until we couldn't bear to suppress him that this photo session ended in a frenzy.

The mouth of the machine spit out a small photo of the photo, which is a frozen scene——

Oda looked down at Dazai who was trying to hide behind him with a blank face.However, Dazai was still a step behind.Megumi Fukuro, who was standing next to me, was expressionless, but he held Dazai's clothes with his hands. Behind Dazai, Toyotaro Ota pressed Dazai's head with a smirk, preventing him from moving.

As for me, with the help of the two of them, I stretched out my hands and pinched Dazai's face viciously, pulling towards both sides.

Afterwards, Dazai resentfully resented that we were all bullying him, only to get ruthless sneers from the rest of us except Oda.

Dazai: "..."

He puffed up his cheeks and snorted angrily at us.

I hummed back at him too.

——Childish three-year-old slaughter! !