my brother is scumbag

Time flies, and soon it will be the day before the campus festival.

The school specially gave the afternoon off for students to prepare.

Because the required space is relatively large, this time we did not arrange it in the class, but the school allocated a very spacious room that is usually used as an activity room.The location is also very good, facing the very lively playground.

I have reason to suspect that the reason why the school cooperates with us so much is because Yuanzi's father once donated two teaching buildings.

Because of this, I couldn't even veto the extraction results at that time.

site?School has been resolved.

Arranging props?provided by the garden.

clothing?provided by the garden.

I:"……"

Damn it, Yuanzi has definitely been planning this for a long time, absolutely! !

There is no room for rejection at all!

When I got to the door, I still tried to struggle.

"I feel a little unwell, I probably need to ask for leave..."

"no!"

Yuanzi appeared at the door at some point, grabbed my hand, and motioned for Xiaolan next to me to grab me, "I promise the clothes look good! I've been thinking about this scene for a long time, and Yui-chan will satisfy me." Well~"

"And those clothes are beautiful."

"It's really pretty." Xiaolan nodded at the side, echoing Yuanzi's words, and Yuanzi, who was supported, became more confident, blinking and staring at me eagerly.

While I was hesitating, Shinichi's faint voice sounded behind us

"The ones who really have a headache are obviously us."

The three of us turned around in unison, and saw Shinichi and the male classmates beside him, all with painful masks on their faces, looking at us full of resentment, and the sign above their heads.

I thought about the scene where Shinichi and the others would appear in the future.

"……puff."

What I am most afraid of in everything is a comparison. As long as I think of the scenes where boys like Shinichi and the others will appear in the future, I suddenly feel that this matter is actually not so shameful.

I comfort myself, I am just a child now, it’s okay to dress a little bit cutely, everyone will not laugh at me.

After such self-hypnosis, I can finally treat tomorrow with a normal heart.

As a result, when I was at the dinner table at night, my mother suddenly thought of something and asked me.

"Did Yui inform her friends to come to the campus festival tomorrow?"

I paused for food.

"No, it's not necessary..." I stammered.

Mom showed a disapproving expression, "This is a rare open day for the school once a year. If your friends know about it, they will definitely look forward to you showing them around your school."

When talking about this, my mother gave an example.

"I remember that Yui has a pen pal who I met only this year. I think the other party will be happy to receive your invitation."

"And that polite little brother, I remember... is called Fu Hei? Mom thinks he likes you very much too. If I'm not mistaken, you should be friends too."

I stared at her blindly.

...No, that's exactly where my society died, Mom!

Whether it is facing the former · killer · present · mafia · Oda who is older than me, or the thousand-year-old best friend · reincarnated · Fuguro Megumi, when the time comes to think about the scene, it will make people feel so embarrassed that they can buckle their toes out of the room The level of the three halls!

"Regardless of whether the other party is available or not, if your friends know that you haven't even sent out an invitation, they will definitely feel that you don't value your relationship with the other party."

...Will it be this serious?

Before falling asleep, I lay in my own bed, struggling.

In the end, I hesitated and took out my phone.

Ah forget it, just treat yourself like a real child.Speaking of not counting the boys in the class, the girls really liked Yuanzi's proposal, and the clothes provided by Yuanzi were also very popular with them.

There is a saying that goes well, as long as I am not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

With this in mind, I sent invitation text messages to the people on the list.

……

Lupine Tavern.

The short red-haired young man was sitting in front of the bar, slowly drinking the distilled wine in his glass, but the black-haired young man next to him was not so peaceful, as if something poked him on the chair, making him shake his legs from time to time. Down.

These two people are Oda Sakunosuke and Dazai Osamu.

After the incident in the amusement park last time, the two of them met again by chance in this tavern one day, and somehow, they gradually became familiar with each other, and this tavern became the place where they get along most often.

"Please bring me a cup of iced coffee, no ice, no caffeine, the kind with a lot of creamer~"

The bartender calmly wiped the glass in his hand.

"There's no coffee here."

"Then let's use detergent and soda~"

"There is no such thing."

"Ai--"

Osamu Dazai let out a long sigh of disappointment, "How can it be like this, this kind of shop with nothing is not qualified at all."

The bartender put down the wiped glass and replied calmly, "Because this is a tavern, not a coffee shop, and I don't want to be a murder scene."

"Ding dong."

The mobile phone in Oda's pocket heard a text message prompt at this moment. He put down his wine glass and took out his mobile phone to read the content of the message.

"Odasaku!"

Dazai turned his head abruptly and raised his hand, "May I know the content of this message?"

Oda thought for a while, and felt that it was not something that needed to be kept secret, so he nodded.

"can."

After a pause, Oda reminded Osamu Dazai again, "It's Oda, not Odasaku."

Osamu Dazai pretended not to hear, but only urged, "So what is the content of the message?"

"Tomorrow is the annual campus festival of Yui School. She asked me if I would like to go there. If I am interested, she will prepare a coupon for me."

"Well."

Osamu Dazai blinked, not knowing what he thought of, a wicked smile appeared on his face, and his eyes sparkled.

"I'll go with you too, Odasaku~"

Oda looked down at the message again, "But Yui seems to only talk about me..."

"But Yui-chan didn't say that others can't be together." Osamu Dazai interrupted him with a smile, and easily persuaded Oda, and got an answer that he would go to Tokyo with him tomorrow.

So when Osamu Dazai returned to the underground black clinic, he was in a very good mood, and when he saw Mori Ogai, he took the initiative to say hello.

"Mr. Mori, good evening~"

Mori Ogai couldn't help but look at the moon from the window, suspecting that the moon rose from the west today, otherwise Osamu Dazai would not be so polite.

Facts have proved that Osamu Dazai is indeed not such a person.

He quickly said in a brisk tone: "Mr. Mori, I got an invitation from your sister. She invited me very enthusiastically to attend the campus festival~ I wonder if Mr. Mori has been invited?"

If Oda had been present, he would probably have seriously stated that Yui had sent him a text message, and that Osamu Dazai himself had proposed to participate.

However, Oda is not here.

So Mori Ogai believed it was true, the habitual gentle smile on his face froze, and his hand holding the medicine bottle tightened.

Osamu Dazai's words turned into an arrow, which directly pierced Mori Ogai's chest.

Mori Ogai silently watched Dazai Osamu humming and passing in front of him, wanting to throw the medicine bottle in his hand on the face of this boy who suddenly became extremely obtrusive.

hateful.

That's obviously his sister...

……

Tsumiji felt a little thirsty in the middle of the night, so she got up and went to the kitchen to pour a glass of water. When she came out, she glanced inadvertently, and suddenly found that there was still a glimmer of light under the door of her brother's room.

Ok?

Tsumiji couldn't help but look at the clock hanging in the living room, it showed that it was one o'clock in the morning.

It's already time, Hui still not asleep?

Worried that staying up late would affect Hui's spirit the next day, Tsumiji stepped forward and knocked on the door.

Because the door was closed tightly, with a certain sound insulation effect, Tsumiji only heard a faint sound of hitting the ground from inside, and after a while, the door was opened, and Fu Heihui's head poked out from inside.

"What's the matter, sister?"

Tsumiji looked at his younger brother's sweat-wet hair on his forehead, the slightly disheveled pajamas that were buttoned wrongly, and the door that was not fully opened so that he couldn't see the inside of the house. "..."

She cleared her throat, "It's nothing, I just want to remind you that it's late now. If you have anything to do, you can wait until you get up the next day."

Fu Heihui nodded, "I see."

Then he silently looked at his sister again after speaking.

"..."

Something is really wrong, Tsumiji thought.But considering his brother's self-esteem and privacy, he still didn't say anything, just said good night and went back to his room.

Fu Heihui kept watching, until Jin Meiji walked into the room, and his back was blocked by the closed door, and he was relieved.

He turned around, closed the door of his room, and looked at the scene in front of him.

The full-length mirror that was originally standing next to the closet fell to the floor because of his hasty and flustered actions just now. The neat bed was also a mess at this time, with many clothes piled up, and some even fell on the ground.

"..."

Fu Heihui fell into silence, and after a long while, he couldn't help but let out a long sigh.

He who has always been more mature than his peers suddenly discovered that it is so difficult to choose a suitable set of clothes.

Even compared to the training under Wujo teacher, it is not much easier.

……

"So, there's no need to come here so early."

I yawned, looked helplessly at Yuanzi who was holding onto my hand, followed her out of the house, and Xiaolan closed the door behind.

"He even brought Xiaolan directly to my house to find me. I promised you that I will definitely not miss the appointment."

I looked at Xiaolan who was following her, "Compared to me, Shinichi needs to worry more, he is more likely to use sick leave to escape."

Yuanzi and Xiaolan looked at each other, Xiaolan pursed her lips and smiled embarrassedly, while Yuanzi put her hips on her hips and smiled smugly.

"That's why I got up so early to find you, just to have time to go to his house."

I:"……"

I gave her a thumbs up.

So when we got to the new family, Xinyi came out with us with a completely black face.

"Come on Xinyi, mom will take a good picture of you with a DV camera~"

"...This is not something to be happy about at all!"

Xinyi was so angry that he didn't even want to look at his mother standing behind the door with a look of watching the excitement.

"Obviously I'm a boy, but I still want to wear that kind of clothes——"

When I got to school, I found out that there were classmates who came earlier than us.

The activity room, which was quite empty yesterday, has been fully furnished today. Whether it is tables, chairs, ordering counters, or the necessary machinery and equipment, they have all been prepared, and a space has even been set aside for changing rooms for men and women.

When Xiaolan Yuanzi and I were in the women's locker room, because the men's locker room was next to each other, and it was temporarily separated, the sound insulation effect was poor, and I could still hear Shinichi's shouts from the next door.

"No, don't drag me! The clothes are enough, I will never change into this wig!"

"I won't wear it to block the reputation of being a famous detective in the future, absolutely not!!"

As a result, when we changed our clothes and came out, what we saw was Shinichi who was walking out, frowning and pulling at the corner of his skirt.I don't know if he is not used to it, but his walking posture is also a bit awkward, even with a little splayed, and the original short black hair has become long golden hair that reaches his waist.

"It looks surprisingly good~"

I rubbed my chin to make an assessment.

"It's like the feeling of a proud young lady."

Xin Yishi looked at us with fishy eyes: "So why do boys have to dress like this!"

Yuanzi replied confidently: "Because we are—"

"Beautiful girl cafe!"

"So of course the staff must be cute girls!"

"Ha ha ha ha--"

I smiled and patted Xinyi on the shoulder.

"That's right~"

Although it was embarrassing at first, but because there is Shinichi who is even worse in comparison, I can gradually face it normally.

However, I still hope that my acquaintances will not come to this restaurant. It is best for them to take a stroll outside and come back when I change shifts.

But after all, this can only be my extravagant wish.

……

The first acquaintances who came to the coffee shop were Oda and Osamu Dazai.

"Ah, I found it, it should be here!"

Osamu Dazai pointed to the cute sign in front of him that said "Beautiful Girl Cafe", "Yuei-chan's text message said that her class decided to open a coffee shop, let's go I only saw this one when I came here.”

Oda stepped over without hesitation, "Let's go."

Several strings of wind chimes are hung on the open store door, and the breeze brought by people walking around will collide with each other and make a crisp and pleasant sound.

Oda and Osamu Dazai walked in almost at the same time.

"welcome--"

Wearing a knee-length sailor suit, the girl with her hair tied into two buns is also wearing a V-shaped forehead ornament under her forehead. She holds a light pink handle and a magic wand with a golden waning moon. She turns around in place and looks in. guests.

"I am love and justice, sailor suit Sailor Moon, SailorMoon~"[1]

She raised her hand and made a V in front of her right eye, sending out a wink.

"You two have very noble eye colors, you must have been princes in your previous life!"[2]

She said to the tea-brown and iris-eyed guest in front of her, her tone was sweet and light.

...If you don't look at her almost stiff smile.

"what."

Oda was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses, and replied seriously: "Today Yui turned out to be... Sailor Moon."

"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha——!"

And Osamu Dazai beside him had already covered his stomach and almost fell to the ground laughing, but he still took out his mobile phone from his pocket with trembling hands to snap a photo.

Yui Mori: "..."

The hand holding the magic wand trembled slightly.

Why is this mackerel essence also there! !