Story of a pixel village next to the mantra

"By the way, Nitro, reach out your hand~" Gojo Satoru, who was full, recovered into a full-bodied shrimp.

"Huh? No."

"Well, stretch it out, here's something nice for you~" Gojo Satoru moved the stool towards Nitro.

Jia Ruozi stretched out his hand helplessly.

Wutiao took out his trouser pockets and then pressed a large handful of crumbs into the opponent's palm with a "crack~".

Jia Ruozi's face turned black visibly with the naked eye. One second before she violently beat the injured patient,

Gojo Satoru explained: "Help me investigate the ingredients of this thing."

"What's this? Why does it smell like biscuits?" Iyomi looked suspiciously at Gojo Satoru.

"That's right~ It's a biscuit, but it was a pity that it was accidentally crushed when I came back. This may be a magical little biscuit, a gift I brought back after all the hard work... Ah! It hurts! Please!"

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"1. Check loan details.

2. Thank you, no need. "

Sure enough, beware of the trap of consumerism!You went to wash your face in annoyance, thinking about the deletion of this broken game, it was a pity, walked back and forth three times in the room, and finally picked up the phone.

The interface still stays in the dialog box where the other party is selling you a loan, and the high-definition avatar of the npc in the lower right corner is full of smiles; heh, you will not be blinded by the fake smiles of capitalism, pointing ruthlessly at—[Thank you, no need].

I thought the conversation was over like this, but I don't want the npc to have another trick,

"I understand that you have no intention of taking out a loan, and the company also provides other preferential deduction items; for example, the deduction mode of task money is very suitable for you as a customer: accept tasks in the task list, and you can get corresponding rewards after completion. Absolutely innocent."

Your radar is up, mission?remuneration?Wuhu appeared again, classic RPG elements!

Fortunately, this game will help players promote the plot; unlike some games, if you can’t find the trigger point of the plot, you can only spend half a year in Novice Village, fighting Lv1 wild monsters to level 71... You don’t want to be a Sword God of Novice Village.

For you who are about to go bankrupt, doing tasks is indeed the best solution; click to view [task list], and the entire screen becomes a pink forum interface, which is divided into several large sections: [task receiving area], [information] Spell item buying and selling area], [mission release application area], [Kouhe area].

When you click on the [Task Receiving Area], you will jump out of the registration page of the forum. You need to enter your username (forum name) and password to complete the registration.

Ah, come to embarrass you again, this name is useless!You scratch your hair with your hands and think: You named it because you want to sign up for a forum, you sign up for a forum because you want to accept tasks, you accept tasks because you want to make money, you make money because you want to repair your car, and you fix your car because someone blows up your car... ...so the source of all pain is this damn car bomber!Just wait, you swear that after you find that person, in addition to demanding compensation for all financial losses, you will also—hehehe!

You are angry and think of a scumbag song sung by Rihanna, decisively enter "B1txhBetterHaveMyMoney" on the user name, [confirm registration]!

[Task receiving area] There are more than 30 pages of waiting tasks, such as divination of peach blossoms, exorcising evil spirits and avoiding disasters, killing people for murder, cursing Gu, summoning souls and finding corpses... all kinds of mess.You scroll down more than 10 pages, half of which are missions that you can't understand, and the other half are probably related to murder.

Emmm... Hey, this task is good. "Park benches are cleaned and maintained, and the reward is 800 million gold coins." Listen to the name without killing people and maintain public order. You can click on this post for details.

"Task name: Park bench cleaning and maintenance. Location: Z District, Gunma Prefecture.

Duration: valid for a long time.Task level: Level 2~Level 1.

Introduction: Unidentified creatures often appear under the benches in a park in Z District, Gunma County. Couples sitting on the benches are frequently frightened or attacked by these unknown creatures, seriously affecting the love atmosphere in this area.

Remuneration and conditions: find out the unknown creatures under the bench, drive or clear them completely, and get 800 million gold coins"

You clicked the [Accept Mission] button below the post—[Confirm]

"Ding dong ding dong~"

Exit the forum interface, the car repair npc is still standing in front of you with a smile,

"It is detected that the guest has successfully accepted the task. After the task is successful, our company will charge a 10% intermediary fee, and the remaining task amount will be directly remitted to the customer's account. MaytheJujutsuwithyou."

The screen enters LOADING again; you belatedly,

Did some other world flag mess in just now?

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A few days ago Noctua Zhengdao dreamed of a six-legged zebra with a duck's beak. After waking up, he immediately poked the wool felt doll according to this image; now the last leg is left unfinished.

"Dong dong" the door was knocked, and Xia Youjie's voice came from outside the door, "Mr. Ye Moth, I'm here."

"Come in, Jie." Noctua put down the wool felt needle.

Xia Youjie opened the door and walked in. He looked like a good student who didn't mess around with Gojo Satoru.

"It's been so late, I have a task for you to investigate, Jie. The location is in Z District, Gunma County. The local window staff reported the discovery of an urban legend imaginary curse spirit. Regarding its formation, it was just a painless one at first. Then the rumors spread in several local junior high schools, and then the rumors intensified, the story was added to the story, and it has now spread among a population of more than 10. There are many versions of urban legends, but the protagonists are all long-haired women. It also appeared in this appearance. The staff of the window judged that it was a level 2 imaginary curse spirit. If the rumors continue to spread, it will soon evolve into a level 1 curse spirit. Once found, exorcise or subdue it on the spot.”

"Bang bang bang!" There was a chaotic knock on the door, and the moth knew who it was in a split second.

"Teacher! Teacher Ye Moth, I am Wu!"

"Come in, Wu"

Gojo Satoru walked in with a bandage on his left shoulder.

It was the first time Ye Mo Zhengdao saw that the student in question was seriously injured, and asked with concern, "Wu Wu, is your injury serious? Have you been treated by Nitrate? Did you meet a tricky super-level curse spirit in that village?"

Gojo Satoru didn't answer the question. Instead, he walked up to Mr. Ye Moth in a few steps, grabbed the duck-billed six-legged zebra that was missing a leg, and observed it back and forth, showing a bright smile that other people thought would be incomparable: "Mr. Ye Moth, there is a saying I wanted to say a long time ago. The wool felt doll you made is really the cutest in the world!"

Noctua Zhengdao, a conscientious teacher in the magic world, tried his best to press down the veins popping out of his head, and recited the teacher's rules silently in his heart, so he couldn't resist punching the injured student on the forehead.

Gojo Satoru looked back at his friend confidently, "I'm right, Jie?"

Xia Youjie glanced at the duck-billed zebra doll, then at Wujo Wu, then at the doll, then at Wu, and said hesitantly, "Wu, you hurt your brain...it's nothing, as long as you like it."

"Enough! Both of you get out of here!!"