Story of a pixel village next to the mantra

After clicking on the interaction with the white-haired npc, two options pop up on the screen:

"1. Sing the Divine Comedy for DK: "The Otherside of Paradise", heartbreak value +99.

2. Dance the rice god dance for DK: God of fire Kagura, heartbreak value +50. "

What is this mess?Don't want to choose one.

Obviously, the previous interactions in the dog game are all luring you into the chaotic and evil path of no return. Why is there no such simple and simple option as "beating high school students" now?

It's not easy to open a business in this small shop, why do you want to sing English songs to npc?The name of this dance doesn't sound like it's from this worldview!And what kind of weird setting is this heartbreak value?Do you eat bibimbap with broken hearts?

Too many slots!

You didn't choose any of them, you turned off the app firmly and expressionlessly and went to have breakfast.

After I came back and opened the game again, the options disappeared automatically, but then a magical scene happened.

The white-haired npc who was sitting suddenly stood up, lifted the pixel chair with a 'swish' and threw it hard on the ground, smashing it, and then lifted the table and flew it out with a 'bang'.

You watched the food and the table fly farther and farther and become shooting stars in the sky... Huh?

Even if the other person is a handsome guy, you are still a little angry.

At this time, Baimao turns to you and stretches out his little pixel hand.

Is this an attempt to fight or shake hands and apologize?

Just as you were about to step forward, the three dolls on the stool next to you that you thought were decorations suddenly popped up and surrounded the white-haired NPCs; what was even weirder was that the air behind the dolls extended long black claws and Crazy grabbing of Baimao.

Baimao fought back, and saw his short hands waving rapidly, flashing claws to avoid the attack, and occasionally small pixel balls like qigong bombs appeared around him, if the doll was hit, it would back up and freeze for a few moments Second.

Uh... looks... quite intense?It looks like it’s playing back and forth. If it’s a normal animation, it should be quite expensive.

Just when the two sides were fighting each other, something "swish" flew across the screen. If you look carefully, it is another doll that flew out of the dining car. You remember that it was decorated next to the cooking table.Wawa sneaked around behind Baimao, and when he didn't dodge and was unstable, he slapped his paw on the opponent's back.

"Crack!" Baimao staggered two steps forward after being hit; the doll in front of him took the opportunity to open his giant claws, grabbed him and threw him like a baseball. "Boom-boom-boom-boom!" The white-haired statue flew back and knocked down a row of pixel tree trunks.

Tsk, it looks painful.

You think it's a little disrespectful to martial arts, to cheat, to sneak attack, to gang up on a high school student, okay?This is not... eh, it seems a little relieved.

Seeing that the dolls are about to surround the white-haired npc again, you are afraid that this time you will really succeed in making up the knife, so hurry up to stop it.

You go to the dolls and click the interactive button,

"1. Make up the knife, automatically switch to the Curse Master camp, close all high-level branch lines, evil value +100.

2. Recycling, take it back to the carriage for recycling, and it cannot be taken out within 36 hours of cooling time. "

Anyway, the word 'curser' that appears twice doesn't sound very decent.You choose to recycle, and walk back with 2 floating dolls; after walking back to the carriage, the cabinet under the cooking table is glowing,

"Are you sure you want to recycle the doll?" - "Confirm"

The moment your character squatted down, "Shua———————!" The phone screen burst into dazzling light instantly, and the brightness of each component of the screen seemed to be adjusted to the maximum, and the light shot straight at your alloy dog Eye.

"Grass!!" You throw away your phone and cover your eyes, is this a flashing order?You can see dense spots of light on your eyelids even with your eyes closed, and you bury your face in the quilt to catch your breath; it took several minutes to calm down, and your pupils refocused.

You rubbed the center of your brows to dispel the soreness, then squinted your eyes to confirm the brightness of the screen through your fingers, Safe, approached and picked up the phone, the body was slightly hot.

You reopen the game and decide to take a good look at which villain is plotting against me.

The game seems to have entered a self-repairing state, after a long Loading——

Lying Cao? ?What about the roof?No, what about the 2/3 of the car from the top down? ?

This scene is very similar to a Japanese movie you have seen that is insulated from the sun. What is it called? There is a section where a group of female high school students are sitting on a driving bus. , the hostess squatted down to pick up the pen, and then "swish—"... When the hostess stood up, the part from the roof to the middle of the bus was cut off, the incision was very smooth, and the classmates were also cut off The upper body... only the skirted legs and a smooth cross-section of the waist remain...

In short, it is the underworld. It opens the door to the underworld, and the underworld is at home!

Gan... It's just a nightmare again, if your character didn't squat down just now, it would be a tragic game over; look at the height of the car, all above the knees will be amputated-limbs.

You turned around this map and the adjacent ones, but found no useful clues, and the white-haired npc also disappeared without a trace.

It's too difficult, your small shop suffered a huge damage (physical meaning) without even earning the first pot of gold; did you accidentally click the hell mode when you started the game?This is the most difficult simulation business game you have ever played. It is comparable to "FlappyBird" in terms of operational difficulty, incomparably underworld plots, and npcs that can't be described in a single word...

...Wait a minute, this wave is a bit familiar!In an instant, your mind is filled with "Miyazaki Hidetaka's smiling jpg", so is the difficulty standard of the game industry now in line with Miyazaki's old thief?Don't die 100 times at the beginning and can't even touch the entry threshold?

Just when you were lost, 4 pixel villains appeared on the map and walked towards you. They looked familiar. They were not the workers who renovated the dining car at the beginning; did they know your plight and came to help repair the dining car?

You look forward to seeing them gather around you again, and you will be able to open successfully again!

"Hello, our company has detected that your vehicle has been damaged, what service do you need?

1. Car wash service: Carry out 360-degree cleaning on the exterior of the car without dead ends. After cleaning, the car will be as bright as when it just came out, and it will also come with incense.Consumption: 5 gold coins.

2. Repair service: repair according to the degree of damage to the car, and the car will be restored to a good state after the repair is completed.Consumption: A corresponding repair fee will be charged according to the degree of damage.

3. Deep car wash service Plus: You can purchase this item after purchasing the 'car wash service'. Not only the exterior, but also the interior of the car will be cleaned 360 degrees without dead ends. Whether it is oil stains, blood stains, corpses, etc., it is guaranteed to be clean and fresh. There is no trace to be found, solving the little troubles in life for you.Consumption: 8000 million gold coins.Order this service confusion value +5"

Another option with unknown meaning appeared!

You looked at your gold coins: 16700...

Try 【Repair Service】—【Confirm】

Several workers walked around the car with only one bottom left,

"Hello, after the survey, your car has been damaged by more than 85%. If you want to repair it, you need to pay 4000 million gold coins. Your car is already scrapped. We suggest that it is more cost-effective to scrap it."

【1. Continue to repair. 2. Scrap treatment. 】

What kind of astronomical repair fee is this?You can buy a new car for less than 1/4 of this price!

You decisively choose [Scrap Treatment] - [Confirm]

"Hello, you need to pay 3 gold coins for scrapping the vehicle. It has been detected that your balance is insufficient. Do you want to use the installment payment service provided by our company? Click on the details to view the interest rate."

"Crack!" After you pressed the phone screen off, you turned it upside down on the desktop, and you stopped playing and deleted the game!