[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

[Wenye Otome] Do not fish for mackerel

Author: silver acetylene

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Dazai Otome Xiang.

Regarding the fact that you caught Osamu Dazai with a single fishing rod.

A short sugar sweet article.

The next pit writes "[Wenye Otome] Is the boss sick today",

The younger sister is still the same younger sister, she traveled through time travel a little earlier, a story about walking a tightrope for love and falling in love with Hei Shizai.

Content tags: Japanese and Korean boy sweet text Wen Ye

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One-sentence introduction: Cherish life, stay away from mackerel

Concept: Fishing is risky, and you need to be careful when lifting the rod

It's a bit shameful to say that in the few months since you traveled to the world of "Bungo Stray Dogs", you haven't seen a single character from the original work.

It's not that you don't deserve to see it.

You are a wild supernatural power user, if you insist on coming forward, it should not be accepted by anyone.

But so far, none of the forces or characters know you.In other words, the possibility of you having an impact on the plot or being affected by the plot is zero.You are very satisfied with the calm status quo and hope that it will remain so.

Forgot to introduce.

Your ability is a benefit that comes with time travel.If Mori Ogai is the incarnation of the best solution, then your ability is the incarnation of the worst solution—when activated, your ability will find the worst consequences for you from the multiple options you face. The most unfavorable item so that you can exclude it.

for example.

If you are faced with three forked roads, the first one is a safe and smooth road, the second one is infested with fierce dogs, and the third one is about to have a supernatural war with guns and bullets, dragons singing and tigers roaring, unrelated passers-by must enter vertically and come out horizontally, then you activate the supernatural power If you can, you know that the third path will bring the worst results, and you must not take it. Instead, choose one of the first two paths.Since you can avoid the danger of life brought by live ammunition, whether you will be bitten by a dog is not so important.

This is undoubtedly a very suitable skill for life.

Thanks to your abilities, you have avoided countless times of gangster fires, burning, killing, looting and other bad incidents, and you have been running smoothly in the simple and honest city of Yokohama until now.

Of course, such an easy-to-use power doesn't come without a price.

From your own understanding, this probably means that the trash can is full, so it's time to take out the trash, right?

Depending on how often you use the power, every once in a while, you're forced to suffer the worst possible outcome.If you just need to choose one more when it is liquidated, you must choose the one with the worst result; The results obtained are distorted to the worst kind.

The first time you accepted this side effect was when Krypton One was preparing to draw a card some time ago.I won’t say anything after that, it’s all tears of sadness.

Later, your memory developed, and counting the days, the supernatural powers were about to become demons, so you did more small things that were full of uncertainties, but harmless, such as stand-alone games with strong randomness, treasure chests, and turntables...

Another example is like you today, go out to find a wilderness to go fishing.

Fishing is indeed a good way.

The result is uncertain, and it meets your ability requirements; the countryside is green with green mountains and green waters, the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant, and you are far away from supernatural crimes in the city, ensuring your life safety; the most important thing is that one fishing is a day, and you are not afraid of missing the opportunity to activate your ability.

You shake your head while fishing, how satisfied you are with your thoughts.

Not long after fishing, the ability took effect.

The hook snapped at something.You are manipulated and uncontrollably start reeling in.

It feels heavy, like a big fish?No, since it's fishing, the worst result will not be fish, not to mention that it doesn't look like any big fish can come out of this river.Is that a big bundle of trash or something?

Thinking wildly, you are forced to lift the fishing rod.The thing flew out of the water and slapped the shore.

You also said why it is so heavy, dare to love is a person.But catching humans should be considered a good thing, right?How bad does this person have to be to be considered the worst solution by your ability?

You take a closer look:

Osamu Dazai, he really sucks, that's okay.

——No, it’s okay, what a fart, why did you catch Osamu Dazai? !

You are stupid, really.

You just know that when you go out into the street, you have to avoid the armed detective agencies and the port mafia, lest you meet a smart businessman, who will be deceived by someone with a few words; you don't know that there are also in the river.

No, to be precise, Osamu Dazai will of course spawn in the river, you know it too well.

But you were completely misled by the original work. You had been thinking about avoiding Osamu Dazai. There were feet sticking out of the water, and someone dangling on the side of the road hanged himself. You pretended not to see it, and acted like a blind and indifferent passerby. That's it.

But you never thought that he could still be caught by fishing.

Osamu Dazai drifted all the way to a place so far away from the urban area, but he was never seen by any kind-hearted people passing by, and the chance of salvage is very small. You don't believe that your abilities are not tampered with.Because the ability does not directly affect Osamu Dazai himself, but controls his probability, so you can ignore the "disqualification in the world" and forcibly draw him here, which will become one of the results of the random events you encounter...

Your ability is already comparable to the weapon of causality in terms of pitting you, right?

You start thinking about the feasibility of kicking a stranded mackerel back into the river.

By the way, is he conscious now?What if putting him back in the water aroused his suspicion instead?

It's still a little more satisfactory. At this time, it seems to be the best choice to play an ordinary passing fisherman who does bad things with good intentions and try to wake him up, but you doubt your acting skills a little bit.You know very well that Osamu Dazai is a suicidal madman who died for love, so you are not surprised by his confusing behavior. It is difficult to restore the reaction of ignorant passers-by, and it is bound to be easy to reveal the truth.

How about... why don't you slip away?

Before you took a few steps outside, you suddenly heard the classic line: "This beautiful lady..."

Wait, are you awake now?How long has it been?

After soaking in the river for so long, his lungs should be full of water, so he can speak fluently. Don't be a real mackerel!

You mobilized all your acting skills in your life, and turned your head pretending nothing happened:

"Great, great, sir, since you're awake, I have something urgent to leave first—"

10

"You seem to be very afraid of me, do you know me? But I don't have any impression of Miss... How strange, such an obvious foreigner feature, I will never forget it once I see it."

Osamu Dazai blinked his eyes, then tilted his head again, as if in deep thought.

Where did this cute and cute 1.8 meter Japanese anime girl come from? He has a lot of dramas.

Just as you were staring at him slanderingly, he said again: "By the way, that one just now is a supernatural power, right?"

You were caught off guard, and suddenly panicked, panicked, and the fishing rod hit the ground with a clang.

You know him, he can deduce it, you are not surprised;

But it's also a supernatural ability for you to catch him. How did you come up with this?People with the ability of "disqualification in the world" will naturally have a blind spot in their thinking. Should they just ignore the possibility of the ability when they encounter such a thing?

This little rabbit Zaizhi, how many brains does he have?

11

"I can guess that this is the effect of a supernatural power, are you surprised? Why, because of "disqualification in the world"? "

Mind reading is not as outrageous as him.

You keep silent for fear of making too many mistakes.

You have come to the realization in despair: the optimal solution after catching him was to kick him back into the water, then turn around and sprint for [-] meters.

In short, you should never, never meet this kind of person face to face.

12

Osamu Dazai observed your expression, and suddenly smiled: "Sure enough, miss, you know me very well."

His smile is extremely deceptive, which is contrary to the essence of the suicidal demon black mud spirit, and he has a clear and clean youthful feeling.

...Absolutely, like a high school boy who got the latest game console on his birthday.

For some reason, the very thought gives you goosebumps.

13

Osamu Dazai didn't know when he stood up, stroked his chin with one hand, and slowly circled around you.

In his experienced torture career, he has probably never seen an opponent with such a low difficulty.Every turn, he asks a question.Although you didn't answer, he understood the answer just by looking at your face.

That easy-going posture is completely like a cat with a bad nature who plays with its prey before eating.

You can't take it anymore: "If there is anything else you want to know, just ask directly, don't retweet, and give me a good time, okay?"

"Just waiting for your words! Then," he said cheerfully, "what's the lady's name, would you do me the honor of telling me?"

14

After listening to you, he learned the Chinese pronunciation in a decent manner: "Hmm, what about the name of the ability?"

"Do you want to check your account? My ability name...doesn't matter?"

Obviously he just learned about his real name relationship, but he acted frankly and coquettishly: "Hey, why is this? Just tell me—don't worry, I won't laugh at you, and I won't tell others?"

No, absolutely, right?

Dazai Osamu, at first glance, is the kind of unscrupulous and wicked loudspeaker who hears other people's little secrets and turns his head around as a laughing stock.

You took a deep breath and said angrily, ""Probability Theory and Mathematical Statistics"! "

"……puff."

"Laughed, you definitely laughed just now, I heard it!"

15

Osamu Dazai comforted you with a suppressed smile: "Don't show such sadness.