How I Became Madam Naval Hero

The latest fun in hell is to bet on when Cap will be in the bedroom and when the couple will reconcile.

The other couples are not as interesting as these two.

The two Sheila disappeared all morning, and when they came back, they brought back a man in a suit, tie, hair, and sunglasses, who was introducing Ghost Lantern in the personnel hall.

Cap heard the news and rushed over, "Sheila! Sheila! They said you brought a man back to replace me! Is it true?"

As soon as I arrived at the hall, I saw a tall, high-quality man standing beside Sheila. Looking at it from a distance, it seemed to be a little bit of a man of talent. Garp's whole world was like a thunderbolt: "Ahhh! This is the legend In the middle, having an affair? Oh shit!"

An elbow was poked in the stomach, and Sheila smiled at Jianren Qihai: "I'm kidding, this is my husband. You know, he is old, maybe, a little dementia."

Looking at it from Qi Hai, he really looks like an old man who can tear up newspapers and play for a day. His round eyes are dull, and his mental retardation is natural.

Sheila and Ghost Lantern said, "This is Qihai Jianren. It is written on his job application resume that he is a rare worker!"

Ghost Lantern took a watch and looked carefully, "Indeed, but, he is not the human world we directly belong to, right?"

Directly belonging to the human world means that the big world is divided into the small world of hell, the small world of human beings, and the small world of heaven.The three small worlds do not interfere with each other, and time can be unified even if it is its own.If a world is a circle, then these three times are like skewers, connected in series by a channel.If there is no channel connection, it is another dimension, and the wall cannot be broken at leisure.Only energy can pass through, so there is a saying that the soul crosses the world and is reborn.Don't think it's easy, how does the soul become energy, and can it still control the soul?Can you realize that you are dead?

After death, there will be a state of dementia, that is, muddleheaded, with only one instinct, reincarnation.

"Hey, don't care about such details. We want to use only its talents. It doesn't matter whether the cat is black or white. The cat that can catch mice is a good cat!" Sheila had no choice but to explain the reason behind the ghost lamp, she shrugged, " Well, let me tell the truth. It was a world I went to when I was looking for that idiot Garp (Karp: Who are you talking about!), Nanami-kun was fighting monsters with his student called knotweed, and that The knotweed was contaminated with Karp’s breath, so I went down to ask. The man who patched his face with a scar came up and said I was very interesting, so I beat him up, and then everyone knew each other! Before leaving, I saw Qi Haijun Yintang Hei, not long after his death, he gave Nanami-kun a job recommendation form from hell, and he came here!"

Ghost Lantern: "What about the detailed process?"

"Those are not important!"

"Some people are interested."

Qihai: "Ah, I thought that I could retire well after I died in the line of duty, but I didn't expect to just change to another place to work?"

Although Ghost Lantern hopes that there will be more talents who can do things in hell, he does not force people, explaining: "You can also choose reincarnation, but you have to queue up now. If you don't want to reincarnate or work, you can choose to rest in the state of soul essence. By the way For a moment, the essential state of the soul is energy, and after resting, there will be no premonition consciousness, just like deep sleep."

Sheila still hopes that people can stay and work, "You can try it first, you have to know, this is a civil servant in the system, a very good career!"

Qihai thought for a while and agreed, but he still had to make a statement first, pushing his eyes, "I hope my position is a clerk, I'm already tired from fighting and killing. Also, working overtime is shit!"

Ghost Lamp is very straightforward, "Working overtime depends on personal preference. You pass the interview. First, you will receive on-the-job training for a month, and you will have five social insurances and one housing fund. If you get started quickly, you will become a full-time employee. Ah, by the way, successful referrals can get grade point commissions!" Ghost Lamp nodded to Qihai, meaning unknown.

Qihai: I always feel that I have entered the promotion and marketing organization.

Karp: So it can be like this!Warring States, you should come down!

The Karp couple owed a 30-year contract, and their grade points can replace the number of years.Sheila is working on it, and Cap is just waking up.

Roger, who did not want to be named, said: Huh?Otherwise, why do you think I'm going to pick up Garp and introduce him to hell by the way?I don't like him very much!When I save enough grade points, I can go to Lu Jiu!

A few human ghosts showed a human smile that you understand me and everyone understands.

The quality of the paper figurine is very good. It has been three months and there is no sign of damage, but the color has faded a little.

Karp was much emaciated, because he was an empty nester and stayed alone for three months.Sheila really doesn't let go of any water, and doesn't give any face.

He squatted under the eaves and stared at Xiao Yi, who was watering the flowers, and began to complain to his grandson, "Where did you buy this, and the craftsmanship is so good? Three ugly grandchildren have made me miserable!" It’s the grandson of a turtle, isn’t that old man a turtle? Damn it! He actually treats this old man like a pickle! Unworthy descendants! No, this old man has to beat them up!!”

The little girl looked back at the irascible host. She was used to the host scolding his son and grandson from time to time. The hostess said that this was the daily life of the empty-nest old man, so don't worry about him.In this home, the hostess has the final say.

Garp still couldn't get it right after much deliberation, so he ran to the world again.I beat my three grandchildren once in my dream, and I was still angry after thinking about it, so I ran to beat my son Long again.When he left, he was still cursing: "I am not filial to my son, and even spoiled my grandson! I should be beaten! Fortunately, I have an obedient and sensible daughter! I am going to see my daughter! Goodbye!"

Long: "..." There is a saying that I don't know if I should say it or not.I respect you as my father!But, you have a daughter, does my mother know?

Karp thought about it, the son met, and the grandson also met, why don't you go to meet your daughter and granddaughter.

Karp tried the method of dreaming, but found that he couldn't go.

When Sheila came back, she saw Karp, who was usually full of energy like a 28-year-old young man, sitting under the eaves of the yard with his head downcast, lonely and helpless.

Like a real old man.

"Cap?"

Garp raised his head slowly and made a question mark, "Sheila?"

Sheila found that Karp was not only lacking in energy, but also extremely decadent, and even had a shaggy beard.

Things are going up!

Sheila walked over quickly, "Karp, Karp, what's wrong with you? What happened? You lost the fight with Roger?"

"You fart, I won't lose to that bastard!" Karp cheered up for a second, and seemed to be all right.

"Then what happened to you?"

"Hey... Sheila, I can't dream about my daughter."

"Yayoi?" Sheila finally understood what was going on. It turned out that she wanted a daughter. It was the same when Yayoi was married to Senshou Feijian. "Of course, didn't I say it? There is a wall between the world and the world, and it's hard to pass. You can go to see Ace and the others because you are also from that world. Yayoi, you can only follow the fate. But there are also first In the second case, Yayoi and the others are also dead, so the dream cannot be delayed."

Not as good as the first reason!

"You forgot, we lived in that world until our granddaughter got married and died, and we have no regrets. People can't be too greedy, the world is destined for the world." Sheila rubbed Garp's hair, this is the fate of their ghosts and gods, Get used to it gradually. "Sa, don't think about these unhappy things, let me shave your beard for you!"

"Ugh?"

Karp's main toiletries are in the master bedroom, and Sheila took people inside and found out that this is why Karp doesn't trim his beard! !

It's not because he misses his family that he is decadent! !

Garp has finally entered the master bedroom in the past three months, and everything in it is so nostalgic!So familiar and strange!

Seeing Sheila standing still in front of the bathroom mirror, he immediately explained: "I didn't lie to you, you brought me in yourself!"

Sheila pouted and turned her head, Garp pinched the corner of her clothes, tentatively, "Sheila, I didn't make a mistake this time, you can't write it down for me! I haven't fought Roger this month!"

Sheila put her hips on her hips, called out, and found a stool to push him down, "Sit down! I'm about to start!"

Sheila held the electric razor, recalling the previous experience. She used to razor for Cap when he was in Chambord Island. At that time, Cap injured his arm and had a plaster cast, which was inconvenient.

Karp sat upright as if he was going to get a haircut, his eyes were fixed on the razor, and he reminded: "Don't shave my beard crooked again! It's ugly!"

"Whispering!" That was the first time I had no experience!

After 30 minutes, the handsome Garp came out of the warehouse, Sheila pinched her chin and looked at it, "Hmm...it's much more pleasing to the eye!"

Karp touched his chin and cheeks, they were bald and free of scum. Well, Sheila didn't scratch her skin, so she really improved.

Sheila admired her masterpiece and hummed a tune.Putting the razor down over Cap's shoulders, large hands rested on his sides as he straightened himself.The owner of the hand asked earnestly: "Sheila, have you calmed down? I really didn't mention it. I have only one Sheila, and you know it! It's those brats who made their own decisions! Who knows what's wrong with their brains? Long! The stinky boys are all bachelors, it’s understandable to give the wrong gift, it’s none of my business, Sheila.”

Sheila just looked at Karp to defend, and did not refuse Karp's closeness. After getting along for more than 40 years, Karp also understood. Bar?"

Sheila put her hand on the hairline in front of Karp's forehead and pushed it all the way back to the back of the head, the short hair bounced, "What do you think?"

Garp hugged him directly, buried his head on his chest, "I said I'm not angry!"

"You said yes."

"Then can I come back to sleep tonight? The poor old man is in his 80s, and he has to sleep on the sofa for three months. His bones are broken!" Karp said while beating his back, watching Looks just like the real thing.

Sheila looked at his movements angrily, and Garp took her hand over, "Really, feel it, is there a lump protruding? Is it a herniated disc?"

Sheila rubbed, "Where is it? It's all muscles! I think you're doing fine!"

"You go down!"

"Down? Down is your buttocks! Smelly rascal!" Sheila slapped the elastic buttocks directly, and the "slap" sound was extremely loud in the bathroom.

Garp shrank, his eyes were as big as copper bells, "Wow, Sheila, you..." Before finishing speaking, he pulled the person closer, sandwiched it between his thighs, and fixed it, "The old man can't suffer!"

Unexpectedly, there was a wave on the face.

Sheila wiped off her saliva, and the two looked at each other happily, smiling, and the spring blossomed.

Opposites attract, and they are attracted to the eyes with a smile, and then, with delicate lips, Karp asked, "Don't you miss me?"

"Why? Just under one roof, still need to think?"

Garp bit his collarbone and patted his buttocks, "What do you think?"

"...Ah! Garp! You old man!"

"Is that the way to go? I haven't taken it seriously yet!"

Sheila was quite shocked, "Can you still be serious?"

"Why can't I do it!!" He was actually suspected by the old wife, and if she didn't treat her properly today, she really thought he was just a show!

The shower drenched Karp, the top of his head, and his hair first.The water flowed down the hair and fell onto the shoulders, neck, and back.Only then did he let go of his breath, "Okay, the water temperature is fine!"

Under the shower, Garp personally took a bath for others, and took a rest together after a long time of fuss.Garp covered the quilt and asked, "How is it? Can the old man still use it?"

Sheila leaned sideways and gave the man an elbow. "Crazy old."

Karp hugged him together with the quilt, and thought of a few out-of-the-ordinary children and grandchildren. If it weren't for them, would he still be suspected by his wife?Wait a minute, don't be surprised if you don't know, "Sheila!"

"Why? Surprised?"

"Can ghosts still have sperm?"

"...For humans, you are a ghost, and you cannot touch or see it in the human world, but in the world of ghosts, you are ordinary residents. Everyone is a ghost, and items are applicable to non-human existence. Can you understand? It is the theory of relativity , relatively speaking."

"That is to say, people are people, ghosts are ghosts, people can't be with ghosts, but ghosts can be together? Ghosts and ghosts are like people and people, right?"

"That's a mouthful...you just need to understand!"

"It happened!"

"what happened again!"

"I was inside just now, could I be pregnant!"

"... Non-human beings are not easy to have offspring."

"is it?"

"Are you disappointed?"

"I thought I could raise an obedient and sensible child myself. It seems that I can only count on those bastards!"

"..."

"Tell me, is it you who gave birth sooner, or the great-grandson who came sooner?"

"... to give birth to yourself!"

"Come on, Sheila! How about we raise him to be the mainstay of hell?"

"I think you don't want to come to hell! If you have time, you might as well help the ghost lamp to cultivate talents!"

This is how couples quarrel at the head of the bed and at the end of the bed. It seems that hell will become more and more lively in the future.

The author has something to say:

完了吧？感谢在2021-12-2315：02：23～2021-12-2315：19：17期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～感谢投出地雷的小天使：想修仙的流氓兔1个；

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!