How I Became Madam Naval Hero

Ghost Lamp's daily office work, everything is as usual, and the work is still unfinished, but today is exceptionally quiet.All hell is quiet.Ghost screams don't count.

"Tang Gua, have you noticed that it's much quieter today?"

Tang Gua staggered in with a stack of documents taller than him. These were Lord Yan Mo's purpose for Lord Guideng, "Yes, I think it's because Lord Roger and Lord Garp are not making trouble. ?”

"Oh? How many of them still have a good time?"

Tang Gua wandered around the kid's gossip field, and he revealed the reason. "Master Roger heard that you can entrust dreams to living people, so he entrusted dreams to his son who is still alive. But the result seems to be not good, and he was hit. Mr. Garp was arrested because of the three paper figurines. Sir Sheila is forbidden to enter the bedroom to sleep, and I am not in the mood to make a fuss anymore, I am just annoyed."

Karp went to consult. The shelf life of the paper figurines sent like this depends on the quality. The difference between two orders is three months, and the longest is one year.His iron fist of destruction was ready to move, but all three paper figurines were left behind by Sheila, one for cleaning, one for watering flowers, and one for office assistant, all arranged properly.

But the object of service is Sheila.

Karp didn't understand, "You got angry when you saw them, why did you stay?"

"I have to remind myself all the time, this is your mistake! Don't try to get over them in one day!"

Garp has never been able to enter the bedroom, or in the living room or in the study. If he dared to break into the house violently, he would not even be eligible to enter the house.

Karp realized that there was something wrong with their marriage!

The legendary seven-year itch!

Xuanyi Weng, the husband of Duoyipo, weighs the crimes of the old man based on the water stains on the clothes of the deceased who passed through the Santu River, but he has no sense of existence.Is an idol fan who would go AWOL for watching a live concert.Because he is a veteran employee, King Yan Mo and Gui Deng have no way to fire him, which makes people feel headache.Duoyipo is an old woman who lives in Santuchuan and weighs her crimes by taking away the clothes of the dead. Her dream is to show naked and body portraits.These two are a couple who have been in hell for a long time. The solution they gave was to fulfill each other's wishes.

For example, buy an idol's meeting ticket and give it to her.

For example, give your wife a naked, nude, sexy photo, or a swimsuit photo!

Duoyi Po: "Brother, do you want to buy a photo of my mother-in-law?"

"The old man refuses!"

"Hey, why don't you know the goods? Give it to you!"

Cap put the couple on a no-association blacklist.

The suggestion given by Ghost Lantern is to take his wife to travel.However, Ghost Lantern informs the couple that their annual leave has been used up.

The suggestion given by the female warden Ah Xiang is to give his wife a romantic candlelight dinner with flowers and diamonds.

So Karp made arrangements for the whole afternoon, and at night he brought back the blindfolded Sheila, took her hand, and took off the blindfold outside the small courtyard.

There are small white flowers spread all the way from the door, and there are large wreaths on both sides, with a white outer circle and a yellow inner circle.

Sheila frowned, not knowing what to say for a moment.

Garp didn't think there was anything wrong, he continued to walk in holding hands, full of interest, but very satisfied with his masterpiece of the afternoon. "How? It's all done according to the characteristics of your hell! Are you familiar with it? Very moved?"

The living room is also decorated with wreaths. When you enter the door, you can see a black and white wedding photo of a person's height, surrounded by flowers, and two 50 cm long white curtains are placed in front, and three paper figurines stand on the left and right in front of you.

"Bah!" A paper maid figurine burst out with fireworks, and the other two pulled out a banner saying "Celebrate the 62nd wedding anniversary".

Karp also snapped his fingers, "How about it, a candlelight dinner featuring hell! Are you moved? Sheila, why are you crying? Are you moved?"

Sheila wiped away the tears with a finger, and issued a certificate to the mourning hall, "I don't know why I'm crying, but Garp..."

"Ok?"

Sheila turned around and punched Garp in the stomach.

Garp: "Oh wow—"

Sheila's expression was colder than that of a paper figurine, and she issued an order that could not be refused, "I give you 10 minutes to restore the house to its original state, otherwise, you can go and be with the snapdragon."

Garp: I shouldn't have trusted you ghosts from hell!Nonsense!

Roger, who had been missing for a week, came out of the negative state of being hit by his son after hearing what happened to Cap.

"Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Garp, you are a fucking genius!!" Roger and Garp met in an izakaya, he patted Garp on the shoulder and laughed, lying on the table with a smile. "Let me tell you, as long as it's a woman, no matter if it's a ghost or a human, no one will like this style of mourning hall and hell! Hahahahahahaha! Don't you feel horrified when you sit there eating? Don't you think, Could something be poking out of the picture frame or somewhere? Especially under the table?"

On that day, the account for the maintenance of the izakaya was charged to the two accounts.

It's better to let the Warring States come down earlier, replace this guy, let this guy get out early!

Sengoku: Are you polite?

After a long, long time, the Warring States came as promised, and Garp pulled the strings from it to replace Roger. Roger got his wish and was reincarnated with a smile.

Hell still hasn't returned to peace. To be precise, there is no time for peace in the office of the Warring States Period.Cap often comes here to eat donuts and steal his senbei and tea, so the two gray-haired old men started fighting.

Warring States: I thought I could rest after I died, but I didn't expect to meet the bastard Garp, I shouldn't have listened to him and came to see him!