How I Became Madam Naval Hero

Garp goes hunting in the mountains every day, and he is a restless person.

Karp walked ahead with the water pipe he made, and I followed behind.

He ran so fast that he slipped past in the blink of an eye.

"Karp! Wait for me!" I had to tell him to slow down.

He was at the foot of the mountain, carrying a hose and frowning, "Why are you following me?" I ran over, put my hands on my knees, panting, "I, I just want to follow you!"

"No! You are slow to death!"

"But I'm scared when I'm alone at home!"

"..." Garp pursed his lips, his face full of disgust.

But anyway, he slowed down. The road up the mountain was full of small stones, and it would slip when he stepped on it.

"Karp, what are you doing?"

"Karp, do you go into the mountains every day?"

"Karp, I also heard that you once beat a tiger. Isn't a tiger scary?"

Garp scratched his head, his teeth shaped like shark teeth, and shouted, "Shut up, you're so long-winded!"

"Hey!" I suddenly fell.

I've fallen five times already!My knees and palms have always been sore, and this time my palms were scratched.Blow away the yellow and white sand from the palm of your hand.

"It hurts……"

Garp leaned over to take a look, but there was no comfort or distress. He grinned, "Ah... the skin is broken." He moved his body, unable to hide his emotion at all, "Go back, go back! Go back and find Lina Let’s bandage you! Oh! Remember to tell Slab that I’m waiting for him at the old place!”

"Cap, can't you bandage me?"

Garp pursed his lips and looked aside, "I can't."

It's obvious that he's lying.

"Let's go! Go back, go back!"

"Garp, do you dislike me?"

"Ah? Did you see it?"

"Hmph! Karp, you're so annoying!" Without even trying to put it off, I went down the mountain angrily, and it was much easier to go down the mountain, as long as I grabbed the trees as a buffer when I slid down.

Garp's voice can still be heard after walking far away, "Hey - don't get lost! Remember to call Slab over!"

Cap really hates it!

I followed the route in my memory and came to the village chief’s house. After saying hello, I found that Slab was drying clothes. My God, look at Slab and Karp.

If it wasn't for my insistence, Karp wouldn't even bother to change his clothes, and would throw them to me for washing after changing.

"Sheila?" Srab seemed pleased to see me. "Why are you here? Where's Garp?"

"He went to the mountains."

"Ah, yes, he will indeed run into the mountains at this time."

"He told me that he was waiting for you in the old place."

"The old place? I know. I'll go after I finish drying the clothes!" Slab went back to dry the clothes, while his mother, Aunt Lina, was weaving fishing nets.

Seeing me watching curiously, she gave me a seat and asked if I would like to give it a try?

At this time, Slab suddenly asked, "Sheila, I heard that you almost burned the house down because of your cooking last night?"

No, Slab and Karp are almost the same, there is no difference.

Aunt Lina laughed softly beside her, telling Slab to go and play with Garp, and saved my embarrassment.

Aunt Lina said: "It's okay, just try a few more times. Let's have dinner at Auntie's house today, and Auntie will teach you."

"But Garp..."

"Don't worry, Slab will bring Cap back to dinner. Or, they'll settle it outside."

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"Anyway, they won't be hungry!"

Today's lunch, Garp, was indeed settled outside, and he directly caught small animals in the mountains for a full meal, just like rabbits.

Karp is a good hunter. Sometimes someone in the village will buy prey from him, or Karp will bring some prey back to the village chief to sell in the city.

He doesn't care about money or anything, anyway, he is full and the whole family is not hungry.

Life began to get on the right track, and Garp gradually got used to having one more person in the family, and he was not as hostile and ignorant as before.

He will remember to bring food back, and someone will wait for him to come back for dinner, and I was able to start work after being trained by Aunt Lina after cooking three or five meals that he laughed at at the beginning.

The food is pretty good.

Garp didn't mind, he said, "Anyway, it's fine if you're familiar with it!"

Although I'm not very good at cooking, desserts are okay!Because there is a subject of West Point in the butler's lady training.

A lady may not know how to cook, but occasionally making a little dessert can cultivate her sentiment and increase her popularity.

I went to the canteen in the village to buy flour, eggs, white sugar, and came back to make fried donuts.Give Karp a taste first, "How is it?"

"good."

"That's a success! I'll give some to Aunt Lina and the others to taste!"

"Crack card wipe card wipe card wipe..."

"Karp, don't eat so much..."

"Crack card wipe card wipe card wipe..."

"Kapp!!!"

This time, all the trials went into Karp's stomach.I snatched a few back later, but it was not enough to take them out, so forget it.

"You eat so much, don't you feel tired?"

"Ouch—it's a little bit."

"... Then why eat so much?"

"I've never eaten this kind of thing before!" Garp's eyes sparkled with excitement, "Eating donuts in one breath contest, the highest record is 12!"

"..." Why are you still excited? "Then how do you feel after eating?"

"Ah!" Garp burped, "It's kind of sweet."

"Too much sugar?"

"It's still a little hard."

"I'm not sure about the heat." I secretly made a note, and I won't have these problems next time.

Karp is a loyal taster, no matter how bad it is, he can eat it all and then use the simplest language to make a parity, such as: "Ugh—it's so bad!"

"This is the worst I've ever had!"

"Ah, so salty, saltier than booger!"

Have you ever eaten booger in your relationship?

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