How I Became Madam Naval Hero

When he first came to Cap's house, he cleaned the house.During the period, I took a total of 5 rests, and Karp leaned against the door, watching me busy.

"I said, what is there to clean in my uncle's house?"

"My uncle sees that you are going to die of exhaustion!"

This 12-year-old kid is Karp. I found that he was very aggressive to me, and he was not polite at all, and he couldn't speak.

What do you mean I'm dying of exhaustion?

Did he think I was just cleaning up?No!I really understand the structure of this house, the arrangement of things, and I figured out what is in the house while cleaning it!

After taking care of it, it's time for dinner, I plan to give Kapru a hand!

As the saying goes, to capture a man's heart, you must capture his stomach!

"Karp, what would you like for dinner?"

"meat!"

"But there's no meat at home!"

Karp stared at me for a while, then ran out, I chased a few steps, "Karp, where are you going?"

"Look for meat!!"

"??"

Instead of chasing it, I went into the kitchen to find something.Although the Karp family is poor, they still have rice and a pot. I took out the rice, then went to wash the rice, put it in the pot, and filled it with water. Looking back at the steps of the servant, there should be no mistakes.

He moved the firewood and put it under the stove, stretched out his finger to point, and suddenly remembered that he was the eldest lady, so he started the fire in the way of the eldest lady.

Hmm...it should be a lighter...matches?

I groped around the stove, and sure enough there was a small box in a small square hole.Push it open, and there are small matches one by one inside.There are black marks on both sides of the box, scratching the black end of a match will start a fire.

Once scratched, caught!

I tapped on the weeds and slowly burned it up. As expected of me, I succeeded once.

But why is there smoke?

Cough, cough, cough, it's a bit choking!

When Garp came back with two rabbits, he found thick smoke rising from his house, and he ran in immediately, "Hey! Diarrhea!!"

"Cough, cough, cough!"

Garp heard the sound and pulled a person out, "Diarrhea, are you going to commit suicide?"

"Ahem, who wants to commit suicide? I'm just cooking. Also, I'm Sheila, not diarrhea!"

Garp looked at the smoky kitchen, and slowly raised a question mark, "Cook... rice?"

"But, maybe, a little bit harder."

It was only then that Garp realized that the person he pulled out had black spots on his face, hands, and clothes, like a cat that had crawled through the wall of a stove.

He immediately burst out laughing.

"Cap! Cap, is your house on fire?"

The neighbor who saw the black smoke climbed up the fence of Cap's house, only to see two half-sized dolls laughing in the yard.

After figuring out the situation, the neighbors dispersed, and some people even told Garp, "Carp, take good care of your sister!"

"If you found your sister, you will be responsible to the end!"

Garp patted his chest, "Don't worry, the boss will of course take good care of the little brother!"

"What little brother? Karp who can be his wife when he grows up!"

The laughing man was knocked on the head by his wife and dragged away.The woman said: "What nonsense are you talking to the child? Don't listen to his nonsense, Karp is the elder brother, and the elder brother must take good care of the younger sister of course! My aunt lives down there. If you have any questions, you can go to my aunt, ah!"

The show of skill I imagined and the capture of a man's stomach didn't happen. Instead, Karp showed his experience of living alone for many years.Successfully made a meal.

He made the decision, I assisted, watched the fire, and cried while eating at the last meal, "The rabbits are so cute... delicious... Karp, you killed both rabbits, yummy..."

"Aren't rabbits just for eating?" Garp could finish a rabbit by himself, and by the way he also ate half of the rabbit that I couldn't eat.

There is no running water in the home, but there is a well.It’s just that it’s a bit troublesome to fetch water. I can only scoop half a bucket of water at a time, and it took me 10 minutes to finish the few steps.

Putting down the bucket, there were red marks on both hands, which were burning and painful.

Garp sat on the threshold, watched with his chin propped up, and sighed sincerely, "You are so useless!"

I looked at him with tears in my eyes, and he leaned back, screaming: "Why are you looking at me? I didn't bully you! You are useless! You can't even cook! Srab can!"

I ignored him, carried the water into the kitchen, scooped the water ladle by ladle into the cauldron to boil the water.

Garp struggled just looking at it, "Why are you struggling so much? If you want to take a bath, why don't you just go to the river?"

I turned back and stared at him: "Girls are not allowed to bathe in the river!"

"why?"

"Because the river water is very cold, you will get sick!"

"But I never get sick! Slab is weak, but he doesn't either."

"Boys are physically better than us!"

"Is that so? Oh, why don't you wash it?"

"Of course not! It's not hygienic if you don't take a bath!" I pointed, "You have to wash too!"

"Why?" "Because we are going to sleep together tonight, and you have to take a shower, otherwise you can't go to bed!" I even took the quilt and bed to dry today, it must not be dirty!

"What?" Garp frowned, "This is my uncle's home, that's my uncle's bed, why can't I go to bed?"

"If you want to sleep in bed, you have to take a shower!"

"You woman is so annoying!"

Noisy enough, Karp finally obediently went to take a bath, oh, he went to the river.

It's so cold at night, won't you catch a cold?

Uncle Garp put his hands on his hips proudly, "Huh? Have a cold? I have never had a cold before!"

Cap's house has only one bed that can sleep another person, and of course the two of us sleep together.

Karp patted the pillow, not shy about sharing the bed with a girl at all, and fell asleep as soon as his head plunged into the pillow!

It's amazing!

Is this the boy?

I lay in it, and I could still feel the cool breath of the river water on Garp's body. Does he really not catch a cold?

Slowly close your eyes, brewing sleepiness.Just as he was about to fall asleep, he was jolted awake.

An arm was crushed here on the neck, I removed the arm, closed my eyes again, and got another kick in the leg.I can only stay away from this person who is not sleeping well, and retreat to the corner.

After sleeping for a long time, I felt a sense of urgency in the dimness. When I opened my eyes, I was startled by a big face close at hand, "Ah!!"

Got up and bumped foreheads with this person.

Touching his forehead, "What are you doing?"

Karp looked unkind, and he said, "I just woke up and found that I was sleeping on the floor, did you kick me out of bed last night?"

"Huh?" I was at a loss, "I kicked you out of bed? You don't sleep well, are you relying on me?"

"Isn't it you?"

"Have you ever fallen out of bed before?"

Garp began to think back, "Well...it seems...it's really not you?"

"Bullshit! Do you think I can kick you out of bed?"

Cap looked at my hands and feet and concluded, "No. Forget it, I forgive you!"

Garp, what a fire, you little brat!

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评论评论感谢在2021-09-1411：39：23～2021-09-1512：30：05期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦～感谢投出地雷的小天使：奈良小小姐1个；

Thanks to the little angel of the irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottles of La Daha; 3 bottles of Song of Mountains and Trees; thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!