I overturned trying to avoid the strongest

Because the knotweed Yuren swallowed the fingers of the two-faced Su Nuo and became its container, Gojo Satoru had been arguing with the high-level group of rotten oranges for two days on the issue of whether he should be executed, which made him feel irritable , simply dropped the sentence "I'll stand by him, hold back if I don't accept it", turned around and left, and didn't give the group of old guys a chance to angrily reprimand him.

"It's really lawless!" Rotten Tangerine, who had been hiding behind the scenes and dared not come out to confront Gojo Satoru, cursed bitterly, but there was a layer of deep fear in his expression.

Of course, no matter what the high-level people think, whether they are angry or vigilant, all of these have nothing to do with Gojo Satoru who has already expressed his attitude, so he can finally go home with nothing to do.

After receiving the last student and playing a quiz, Gojo Satoru, the good teacher of the people in the magic world, happily announced to the students that he would invite them to a super-delicious restaurant for dinner.

Except for Fu Heihui, who vaguely guessed the truth and was covered in black lines, the other two immediately cheered when they heard it.

"Okay! Mr. Gojo is going to invite us to Ginza for sushi!"

"Baga, are you?! It's hard to come to Tokyo, of course to eat super expensive steak!"

"Hmph~" Gojo Satoru put on a mysterious expression, then raised an index finger and shook them at the two of them, "Neither of them~ But you'll know when you get there."

"Hey—is that some kind of haute cuisine?" After all, the two young people who have only been with this new teacher for a long time and have not yet seen through each other's true colors have great trust in today's dinner. Incomparable anticipation.

Among the three, only the boy with the head of a sea urchin who remained absolutely awake sighed slightly, almost predicting how his hope would be shattered and how the wailing of his new classmates would break through the sky.

His premonition was not wrong. When Gojo Satoru brought three students to the door of a coffee shop, pointed to the door and told them happily, "This is the place~", Knotaba Yuhito and Kizaki Wild Rose were instantly dumbfounded Yes, and then - the frying pan started on the spot.

"Are you kidding me?! My eyes are not blind. This is a coffee shop, right? It's the kind of place where customers drink coffee, right?! So how can there be food here?! Do you think I'm a fool? ?!" Dingqi Ye Qiangwei, who had been hungry for a long time and finally broke out at this moment, bared her teeth and claws and roared angrily.

Even the always good-tempered Knotabagi Yuhito raised his hand and frantically protested to the class teacher: "That is to say, Mr. Gojo! If we really don't have enough funds, we can go to a ramen shop and order a bowl of ramen to fill our stomachs, but you can't either. So perfunctory us!"

"Protest protest! Definitely protest! We're going for sushi and steak! Sushi and steak!"

"You two, it's so noisy!" This is Fu Heihui whose head almost exploded after being pierced by the magic sound.

He tightly covered his ears, frowned, and tried hard to endure the terrible noise that could pierce the eardrums. After he couldn't bear it anymore, he turned his head and looked to the side with a livid face. He put his hands in his pockets and didn't intend to explain. The terrible adult who looked painful and laughed out loud: "Mr. Wutiao, have you had enough fun?!"

"Well~ reluctantly." Taking a picture of my dear adopted son's rarely angry expression with his mobile phone, Gojo Satoshi contentedly saved the photo in his photo album and planned to share it with Qi before going to bed tonight, then put away the phone, He raised his hand and patted it lightly, and smiled and told the two cute students who were about to go to heaven, "Teacher, I am not lying, the boss here not only makes delicious coffee, but even the cooking skills are superb, trust me Well, you will definitely not be disappointed."

"That's only if someone is willing to cook for you." Ding Qi Ye Qiangwei snorted disdainfully with her hands folded around her chest.

"Hey? Wait, that is to say..." Hirohito Katsuobu scratched his cheek with some uncertainty, "Mr. Wujo, are you an old acquaintance with the boss here? That's why you agreed to have a meal with us?"

Fu Heihui held his forehead unbearably, and sighed very weakly: "The owner of this store is the lover of Teacher Wutiao."

Gojo Satoru immediately showed a very proud smile, and raised two scissor hands towards them, sticking them to the corners of his eyes. There seemed to be countless little stars shining in the background: "That's right! It's your future teacher's wife, after a while Wutiaoqi who will marry me soon!"

"So you have to start thinking about what kind of gift to give us at the wedding from now on~ Let me explain in advance, I don't want the kind of ordinary to bad street ones that don't reflect your wishes at all!"

"...What, you, an unscrupulous teacher who just deceived a beautiful girl's innocent feelings, dare to ask for so much." Dingqi Ye Qiangwei clicked her lips, feeling inexplicably upset, "I asked the students when we first met You are too thick-skinned to ask for a wedding gift, right?"

There are so many pitfalls that Fu Heihui didn't know what to say: "Teacher, have you asked Ms. Qi's opinion about getting married?" Whether it was 11 years ago or the last time we met, he didn't feel right. Seeing that the other party has plans to get married, I'm afraid that this person is making fun of himself again.

Probably the only person in the audience who was seriously considering this matter was the little angel Knotaba Yuhito.

He rubbed his chin and said in thought: "But I haven't attended a wedding before, so I don't know what to give..."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, there is still a while, Yuren, you can go back and think about it slowly." Automatically ignoring the kind reminder from the adopted son, Gojo Wu put one hand in his pocket, stretched out the other hand to hold the doorknob and pushed it open, Said briskly, "Now let's eat to fill our stomachs."

Jingle Jingle.

The wind chime installed on the upper left of the gate rang a few crisp bells as the guests pushed the door.

"Welcome... Ah, it's Teacher Wujo." The black-haired boy in a white uniform had a gentle smile on his face, and greeted the guest before he walked in, only to find that the person who came was his teacher He and a few juniors were stunned at first, but quickly reacted and returned to business mode, leading them to a seat by the window.

"Actually, I have vaguely sensed Wutiao's breath before, but I'm not sure." Yi Gu Youtai brought several glasses of lemonade and put them in front of them, and said with a smile, "After all, you still have to test the newcomer today. Junior and junior sister, so I thought you wouldn't come."

"Then..." His eyes swept over several juniors one by one, especially the knotweed Yuren who was sitting on the outermost side, paused for two seconds, then retracted his gaze as if nothing had happened, without attracting anyone's attention, " Is this the first-year freshman this year?"

Then the handsome black-haired boy smiled shyly at them: "Hello, I'm Otoko Yuta, a second-year student of a high school, I can be considered your senior."

"At the same time, he is one of the three super magicians who are as famous as me." Gojo Satoru immediately stretched out his hands and threw flowers at him, introducing with great pride and self-satisfaction on his face, "If When something troublesome happens and I'm not around, it's okay to ask Yuta for help, he's no worse than me, he's a very reliable person!"

Fu Heihui added with a calm expression: "Senior Yi Gu is also the only respectable senior in the entire college."

"Oh, hello, Senior Yi Gu, I'm Yujin Knotabagi." The little angel took the lead in greeting him with a hearty and bright smile, waving his arms, full of the unique vitality of young people.

"Hello, I'm a little red Nagaki Wild Rose." The girl gave a thumbs up and pointed back at herself, speaking unceremoniously, "I'm about to become a super female star popular in Japan! In a few years you can be in See me on all the big screens!"

"If you can become popular in Japan, then I really have to worry about the selection criteria of the idol industry." Hai Urchin couldn't help complaining.

"Huh?! Fuhei, what do you mean?! Do you want to taste my nails?!"

"Wait, wait, Dingqi, don't wreak havoc in Wutiao's lover's shop!" We're here for dinner!

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The three of them were making a lot of noise, making the whole store almost full of noise they made. Fortunately, it was close to closing time and there were no customers in the store, otherwise they would have been scolded bloody.

Gojo Satoru looked at his lovely energetic students, smiled, then turned to look at his proudest student who kept quiet all the time: "Yuta, where's Qi?"

Yi Guyou answered him obediently: "The store manager is cooking in the kitchen, probably because he sensed your aura earlier than me and prepared it in advance." Otherwise, he would definitely come out.

"That's it, you play with them, Nayouta, and I'll help in the kitchen." Gojo Satoru took off his outer high school clothes and put them on the back of the sofa, rolled up the sleeves on both sides, and didn't say anything to the noisy students Greeted, got up and walked to the kitchen.

Pushing open the door, a beautiful woman with a long ponytail facing him is standing in front of the gas stove, holding the pot handle and shaking the spoon. The eggs in the pot are thrown along the spoon and then slide back, drawing a beautiful arc in the air .

"Are you back?" Adding a spoonful of white salt casually, she ordered the person who had just entered the kitchen very naturally, "Go to the refrigerator and get the tofu, cut it into pieces, and I will make fried tofu later."

Wujo Wujo responded, first took off the apron and tied a bow on the back, then opened the refrigerator, carefully washed the tofu and put it on the chopping board, and asked while cutting, "Did you buy the soy sauce at home? I remembered it before going out. There shouldn't be much left."

"Of course I bought it, even if you're not at home, I still want to eat." Asking the other party to hand over a plate, Qi turned over the dishes and began to turn off the fire to put on the plate, "There is a portion of tofu separate from the rest, we are not like you, Need to take sugar as a staple food."

Although Gojo Satoru obeyed, he still felt uncomfortable, so he whispered, "I haven't been home for two or three days, and you have this attitude? You don't even say 'Welcome back'?"

"That's fine." After loading the dishes, Qi passed by him with the plate, reached out and grabbed his collar and pulled it in her direction, forcing the other party to bend down with her strength, with a normal expression towards him. With a kiss on the face, "Welcome back."

"..." Gojo Satoru suddenly opened his eyes wide, as if he hadn't expected that she actually kissed him, and felt a little happy, his eyes shone with bulingbuling light, full of happy smiles after getting what he wanted.

So he stood patiently and waited for a while, staring at his lover almost full of anticipation, but he waited left and right, but only waited until the other party loosened his collar and was ready to continue walking out...

"Huh?" Maomao was shocked, "Could it be that the moment just now is over?"

"Otherwise?" Qi stopped and raised her head to look sideways at him, "What else do you want?"

"At the very least, there must be a deep passionate kiss, and then a loving shout of 'husband, I love you'?" The unsatisfied Da Mao Mao demanded this very angrily and confidently.

——Good guy, Liu Guanzhang got married directly in Taoyuan in your mouth.

"Wake up." Qi reminded him very kindly, "It's not time to sleep yet, and you started dreaming?"

"What is a dream? Isn't this a reasonable request from me?" Mao Mao, who still couldn't get the owner's fur, said with an unhappy face that if he didn't comfort him, he would have a little emotion.

——Hmph, once cats and cats get into trouble, they will tear down the house!

As a result, Qiyou defeated him perfectly with one sentence: "I hate those little cats who only know how to make trouble for no reason, cry, make trouble, and hang themselves. Once I see them, I will hit them once, until I dare not dare anymore."

Wutiaowu: "..."

Gojo Satoru (obedient.jpg): "Obviously this isn't talking about me, right? After all, I'm so obedient."

Is there any cat in the world who is cuter and more obedient than the five cats?

No, of course not!

Even if there is, it doesn't count as long as it disappears, so five cats are the best!

The author has something to say:

Five cats: I'm the best!So pick me pick me!

Qi: Hehe.

Hiss——Teacher Wutiao's last sentence was horrifying to think about.

ps. Just a weak question, is there anyone still there?