I overturned trying to avoid the strongest

All in all, here is (xjb scribbled because the author was bald and wanted to decompress after studying for the postgraduate entrance examination) Ten years later, our dear Wutiao teacher finally succeeded in embracing the beauty after going through all kinds of hardships, and gave birth to the little princess of the Wutiao family happy episode.

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Wutiao Xia Mei, ten years old this year, was born in the noble Wutiao family and is a well-deserved noble lady.

Relying on the fact that his father is the strongest human being, and his two elder brothers are also members of the super magicians, he has been domineering since he was a child, ah no, it is to punish evil and promote good. When he gets up, he can even be on both sides because he is curious about whether Nuo can eat spicy food He just grabbed a handful of Chaotian peppers and stuffed them into the opponent's mouth, so angry that the uncle violated the agreement and forcibly used "Qi Kuo" to kill her, although he was finally suppressed and returned.

Even the most vicious and cruel king of curses in history was brutally murdered. From this, it can be seen how arrogant Wutiao Xia Mei is in her daily life. Didn't he shout out "You really deserve to be Gojo Satoru's cub!"?

But even for the two demon kings who frighten the magic world and give everyone a headache but dare not speak out, there are absolutely strong people in this world who can suppress them.

As the saying goes, one thing falls one thing, nature is still very fair.

So when Xia Mei Wutiao accidentally beat up the young master of the Buddhist monastery next door and broke his teeth, she panicked.

……Why?no?This fainted?

She looked at her pink and tender fists in shock, and then turned her head to look at the black-haired boy lying on the ground unconscious, sincerely doubting her true strength.

But soon she threw the Zenyuan master who was still in a coma after being beaten by herself into the trash recycle bin in her mind and pressed the empty button, grabbed the opponent's calf and dragged him all the way to the big tree to find a pile of dead After the tree branch buried the person and destroyed the corpse, he sat on the "corpse" and began to think about how to successfully muddle through in front of his mother.

Then she came to a conclusion—since she couldn't avoid Mommy's beating no matter what, she might as well drag Dad into the water.

So the next Wutiao Xia Mei took out a bottle of eye drops from the drawer very skillfully and dripped two drops into her eyes. After blinking, she raised her hand to cover her small face after confirming that the tears flowed down, creating a look of "I've been raped by others." I was bullied, why am I so pitiful, I am so sad", crying and ran to the front yard where my father was with his short legs.

While running, she yelled and cried in a pretentious manner: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" , I was bullied by Zenyuan family!"

Wujo Wu, who was originally discussing some matters with the representative sent by the Zen Academy in the teahouse (actually, someone unilaterally and self-willed), heard her daughter's obviously angry cry, and then heard the content of her complaint, and immediately complained. Knowing that the situation should be reversed is her bullying others.

But, the members of the Chanyuan family, if they fight, they will fight. Anyway, Xia Mei must be annoyed by the other party's rude words first, and he just found an excuse to drive away the annoying old guy.

Therefore, when Gojo Satoru hugged his good daughter who threw herself heavily into his arms and was still sobbing softly while covering her face, she instantly switched to the mode of a good father who wants to find justice for his bullied child.

He slapped the low table with a slap, pretending to be angrily accusing the other side: "What's the matter? You Buddhist family bullied my daughter in front of me, don't you want to walk out of this door?"

The representative of the Chanyuan family who has been bullied and couldn't find a chance to speak up, and is even beaten up now: "???"

——Excuseme, I'm blind and I can't hear clearly. Who are you talking about being bullied?Is that the little demon king in your arms who dares to tease even the double-faced Su Nuo?You are not kidding me!

The members of the Chanyuan family laughed angrily: "Then dare to ask, Miss Wutiao, why did our young master bully you?"

Wutiao Xia Mei finally had enough crying and wiped the crocodile tears on her face carefully with the corner of her father's clothes (Wutiao Wu raised her eyebrows when she saw it), and then turned around and put her neck on her face, "I've been insulted." " expression, and told him very angrily: "He hit my fist with his own face, causing my finger bones to hurt until now, isn't it enough?"

"???" The representative of the Chanyuan family had never seen such a brazen guy, and was shocked for a while.

"That's right!" A certain person was still adding fuel to the flames, hugging the girl and nodded vigorously in agreement, "Isn't that enough to be a reason? Your young master was just beaten up and passed out. , our Xia Mei's hands have been hurting for a long time!"

A member of the Chanyuan family: "..."

— Grass, there really is, the second shameless person.

Well, all in all, this incident, which is neither too big nor too small, was successfully resolved in the end by relying on the unique nonsense of Wutiao's father and daughter. , It's really gratifying to congratulate, gratifying to congratulate.

Watching the back of the rotten orange from the Buddhist monastery leaving cursingly, Gojo Satoru then lowered his head to look at the little daughter in his arms who was feeling uncomfortable all day without doing anything, and scratched the bridge of her nose with his fingers: "This time, why did you fight with others again?" If you don’t find a good excuse quickly, you will be spanked by your mother when you go home, and I will not stand by your side, Dad.”

"...I haven't seen you ever stand by my side, Dad." Wu Tiao Xia Mei twisted her waist and crawled out of her father's arms and jumped to the open space beside her. Checking their current location, I decided to hide it from my father for the time being, otherwise the yard would be ruined if [he] passed this distance.

So she put her hands on her hips pretending to be dissatisfied, humming and whining, she turned her head away, and the low ponytails tied on both sides swayed with her movements: "I won't tell you, anyway, Dad, you must turn around and tell Mom Listen, it's like this every time!"

Gojo Satoru stared at the swaying twin ponytails for a long time, his heart was about to move, and finally he couldn't bear it and reached out and grabbed his daughter's hair, and then he curled up his fingers and poked her hair with the tip of the hair with great interest. Face, had a great time.

It wasn't until Xia Mei angrily slapped off his troublesome fingers that she smiled, put on an indifferent attitude, and answered her casually: "Isn't it natural? That's the precious wife I managed to catch up with." Hey, can I disobey her without listening to her? And even if I don't tell her, she can still see the strangeness in you."

"So when you get home, admit your mistakes to Qi honestly." He stretched out another finger and poked her face, "Be lenient when confessing and be strict when resisting, don't force mom to get angry, the most important thing is, Don't pull me into the water, I can't bear to sleep with Qifenfang."

Wutiao Xia Mei immediately looked over with contempt: "Father, you are really useless, you are obviously the head of the family, right? At least show some of the strongest aura as a human being!"

"I'm sorry, but your mother is actually the head of the family." Gojo Wu stood up and patted the hem of his clothes, walked to his daughter and put his hand on her head and said angrily, "I want to have that kind of ability to make Qi be obedient Be obedient, I will wake up laughing from my dreams."

"Okay, let's go home, Qi should be cooking dinner soon."

"...What, it's all an excuse, you just don't want to say good things for me." Wutiao Xia Mei still muttered in there with some displeasure, but still automatically and consciously opened her arms towards her father, and Wutiao Wu bowed He picked her up at the waist, and flew into the air with someone to prepare to use the spell to go.

"Wait, wait!" As a result, Xia Mei suddenly remembered something at this moment, and hurriedly pulled her father's hair (absolutely not revenge, definitely not) and stopped him urgently, "I haven't eaten the cream puffs that Mr. Butler sent over." Eat it, if you take it home, it will become soft and tasteless!"

"Dad," she lay on her father's chest and hugged his neck, raised her head and tried to impress him with her face, which was five or six points similar to her mother, as well as her soft tone and wet eyes, "let's eat first." Why don't you go back after you're done? Anyway, Mom hasn't finished cooking, so it doesn't matter if you come home later, and most importantly, doesn't Mom often say that? It's not a good habit to waste food."

"If you agree, Dad, I can, I can..." She gritted her teeth and reluctantly gave up her own welfare in order to win over Dad, "I can give you two puffs!" There are only seven in total!

Gojo Satoru was moved by his real name, but as soon as Qi's expressionless face flashed in his mind, he froze in an instant.

"No." Not daring to disobey his lover's order, he simply refused, "Did you forget that Qi won't let us have dessert before dinner? I don't want to be scolded after I go back."

"Just eat a little bit." Wutiao Xia Mei compared her fingertips to the universe, trying to convince her late wife-controlled father, "The most powerful magician, do you have to report to your wife even if you eat dessert?"

So she waved her arms full of righteous indignation and shouted: "People who also live at the bottom of the family and are oppressed by their mothers, it's time to stand up against tyranny and take back our due freedom (eating sweets) right?!"

"Sounds good." Gojo Satoru squinted at the naughty bastard in his arms who always had a lot of tricks and malicious intentions, "Then why don't you go by yourself, instead ask me to help you?"

"But let's do it this way." The old father, who is his precious daughter anyway, can't bear to see the other party being so embarrassed, said to her sincerely, "If you can really convince Qi, I will give you all the snacks you have for the whole year. I packed it for you, how about it?"

Wutiao Xia Mei: "Tsk."

——Dad was not fooled.

Gojo Satoru: "You really are looking for a shield."

——As expected of him and Qi's child, he has perfectly inherited their excellent genes.

"Okay, okay, let's go home and talk if you have anything to do." Not wanting to waste any more time, he hugged his daughter tightly to choose a route, increased his speed and arrived at the gate of the community in an instant, and landed lightly in a corner where no one was around.

He let out a "tss" impatiently: "I couldn't bear to take you back to my home and leave for a while, but the pile of rotten oranges in the monastery came here deliberately to find fault with me. I really want to get angry." [茈] Throw it on top of their heads, so that they don’t have to come and harass me all day.”

"No!" Xia Mei had no doubt that he would really do such a thing if he was irritated. For her own happy holiday, she immediately crossed her arms across her chest and made a big X to him, "Dad, if you If I did this, wouldn’t I be the one who was arrested by grandpa to learn how to clean up the mess in the end? So absolutely not!”

——She doesn't want to become an overtime social animal at a young age!

"Ah, so," Gojo Gojo glanced at her thoughtfully as if reminded of something, "Did you escape through the window again this morning while the teacher wasn't paying attention?"

"Although I also think the tea art class and flower arrangement class arranged by the old man are boring, but it sounds much better for you to sleep in class than to skip class?"

"But it's really boring." The girl pursed her mouth, kicked her legs unhappily, and complained in a low voice, "Dad, you didn't have to learn it before, why do I have to learn that kind of thing now when it's my turn?" ? Obviously we are all young masters of the Wutiao family."

Gojo Satoru told her very bluntly: "Because I have six eyes, I am the strongest, so no one dares to force me."

— but you are not, so those old guys can make rules for you without any scruples.

"So, Xia Mei, do you want to be patient?"

"They have a good idea." Wutiao Xia Mei hummed twice with her hands on her hips, raised her chin arrogantly, and told her father confidently, "I won't listen to them!"

"I walk my own way, and I have to follow my own mind to build Wutiaojia!"

"That's right." Gojo Satoru really wanted to applaud her if he didn't hold the child in both hands, but he still happily squinted his eyes and smiled to encourage her, "You are the daughter of me and Qi , the next Patriarch of our Wutiao family must have such courage!"

The girl pretended to be reserved but couldn't hide her complacency and nodded: "Of course."

——However, the two people who were completely overwhelmed by the joy at this time temporarily forgot that there is still a big man who is really at the top of the food chain waiting for them at home.

Therefore, when the father and daughter opened the door with the key while talking and laughing, and just wanted to habitually call out "Qi/Mom", when they suddenly felt the inexplicable heavy atmosphere at home, they subconsciously kept silent.

"... Qi?" Gojo Satoru looked at his lover who was sitting on the sofa with his back to them reading a book, carefully put down his daughter in his arms, and softly called the other person's name in a low voice.

"En." Hearing the movement behind her, Qi put away the manga in her hand, then got up and stared at the two of them expressionlessly, especially the little daughter who was standing next to her husband, trying to straighten her back and pretend to be well-behaved, coldly Asked, "Xia Mei, I heard that you not only skipped class today but also beat up the young master of the Chanyuan family?"

"I won't hold you accountable for the former, because it is indeed not your voluntary choice, but I want to know the reason for the latter. You clearly know that you are the young master of the Wutiao family, but you still want to beat someone."

Wutiao Xia Mei: "..."

——This is the end of it, and before she could make up a reasonable excuse, the matter was exposed first.

"Actually, I think it was the little ghost from the Buddhist monastery who provoked Xia Mei first..." In the end, not willing to let his intimate padded jacket be torn into pieces by his wife, Teacher Wu Tiao tried to defend his daughter.

As a result, Qi didn't even glance over, and just said calmly: "Are you educating the children, or am I educating the children?"

"...Okay, I won't talk anymore." Under the pressure of his wife, the strongest contemporary human being quickly chose to shut down the microphone.

"???" Wutiao Xia Mei immediately raised her head in shock and looked at the class traitor next to her who turned her face away and whistled, looked left and right but didn't look at her, and decisively abandoned her without even finishing a sentence.

...Damn it, I knew Dad that you were unreliable!

"Xia Mei?" After casually beating her husband who was always soft-hearted towards children and leaving him alone, Qi Dingding stared at the black-haired girl who looked very similar to him in front of him, and called her in the same tone.

Wutiao Xia Mei lowered her head with her hands behind her back, drooped her shoulders, and pursed her lips. She was still so angry when she recalled what that guy said at that time. In front of her, she couldn't hide anything, so she could only speak sullenly: "Because...that bastard laughed at mom that you used to be a beggar..."

Gojo Gojo paused, and turned his head slowly, the expression on his face suddenly became gloomy, no longer as relaxed as before, cold anger and murderous intent faintly flowed in his eyes.

He took a deep breath, forced himself to suppress the anger that wanted to kill, and tried to control his tone within a calm range: "That kid really said that?"

No wonder Xia Mei didn't want to tell him when she was in her family. What she said, none of those members of the Chanyuan family wanted to walk out of the gate alive.

"He's not wrong." The reaction of the two was completely different, but Qi admitted the fact calmly and frankly, "I really want to have dinner, there is nothing to hide."

"Don't be so excited, Wu." Instead, she turned her head to comfort her angry husband, "What are you fussing about with an impolite brat? There are so many people who gossip behind their backs, why don't you kill them one by one? They shut up?"

"My mouth grows on other people, as long as you don't mind my background, that's enough. Other people's opinions don't matter."

"Ha, so magnanimous, are you the reincarnation of Guanyin Bodhisattva?" Wutiaowu twitched the corners of his mouth, the joke was so funny, but he couldn't laugh, his eyes of the sky only showed a sense of extreme mockery , "I'm so sorry, I'm just an ordinary person who can't allow others to chew on my wife's tongue. If anyone dares to say something bad about my wife in front of me, I'll pull out their tongue."

"I just don't care, I'm not magnanimous, forget it..." Qi sighed helplessly, "It's up to you, as long as you don't do it too much, it's fine for people to see that you did it at a glance, otherwise it will be difficult to deal with. "

"Don't worry, I will definitely let everyone know that tongue-chewing is a bad habit that shouldn't be had." Gojo Satoru smiled coldly, with a piercing coldness in his eyes.

This time he really touched his bottom line. If we don't clean up the rubbish of those Buddhist monastery families, how can we deter other villains hiding in the dark?

Qi sighed again, shaking her head helplessly.

Ten years have passed, and this person's reaction to things about her has become more and more excessive. It's impossible to continue like this.

Wutiao Xia Mei, who had successfully escaped the catastrophe, looked left and right, keenly aware that her mother's attention was already on comforting her father, and she probably wouldn't remember herself in a short time, so she gradually relaxed.

However, the development of things will not always go as she wishes——

"Now that the reason for beating others has been clarified, let's ask Xia Mei why you skipped class." Before she could catch her breath, her mother lowered her head and looked at her with a smile like a flower.

Wutiao Xia Mei: "..."

—Didn’t you say that you won’t pursue this matter? !Mom, you deceived my pure feelings!

Gojo Xia Mei turned her head to look at her father indignantly, trying to find a powerful helper for herself.

But when her eyes full of expectations touched her father who loved her very much since she was a child, the other party turned his face away... He turned his face away? !He turned his face away and pretended not to see or even walked away when his daughter was in desperate need of help? !

He—tui!Sure enough, no one is reliable!

"So what's the reason for skipping class?" Qi smiled and took a step forward, her voice was so gentle that it almost dripped, "Xia Mei, don't you have anything to explain to your mother?"

"Or I'll give you a few more seconds. If you don't have enough time, you can add more. I'll wait for you to make up a reason on the spot."

Wutiao Xia Mei never imagined that she would fall into such a situation where her father doesn't love her mother and she doesn't love her. Knowing that today's beating would be inevitable no matter what, two lines of hot tears could not help but gargle and flow down, wet the front of her clothes, The father who provoked him and ran to cling to his mother couldn't stand it any longer. He grabbed and peeled the melon seeds with an expression of impatience, and fed his wife to eat after peeling.

Seeing this situation, she finally felt hopeless about this world, covered her face and choked up——

"Mom, please hit me lightly."

The author has something to say:

Because according to the timeline next door, Xia Mei should be born here, so Qiu Tong is gone, replacing Qiu Tong as the young master of the Wutiao family is Xia Mei who is so painful that she wants to run every day.

Well, Xia Mei here couldn't be as happy as Xia Mei next door, because the brother who was on top of her was gone, and 57 would not be born again, so she had to take on this heavy responsibility.

Qi is the head of the family here!She has the final say on big and small matters, unlike the neighbor next door, she will not condone Xia Mei, Xia Mei is too naughty and is often beaten, and Teacher Wutiao is eating melon seeds next to her to watch the show (Xia Mei: Hehe, wait and see you).

If this is the daily life of these two people after they get married, do you like it?If you like it, I will write more later.