Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

I felt cold behind my back.

How should I put it, seeing it on TV and experiencing it in person is really a completely different feeling.

The existence that was just a phantom was getting closer and closer, and as it got closer, his figure gradually became clearer—as if he had a shape.

Every muscle in my body tensed up.

It feels like not so long ago, when I met that weird fishbowl-headed monster in Shibuya.

I tried my best to control my urge to turn my head and run - this distance, coupled with the closed environment of the room, I would be dead if I turned my head.

There are too many similar tragic horror movies.

So I can only calm myself down, and stare at the guy who deliberately approached slowly as if deliberately teasing his prey.

Because I was so nervous, I could even feel the sound of my heart beating.

One sound after another, even the breath was unconsciously held.

Finally, the guy came down the stairs.

I squeezed a cold sweat.

...And the moment I saw the other party's true face, my tense nerves suddenly relaxed.

Looking at the man with a hideous pale face and blood on his face.Instead I showed a grin.

Oh hoo, old acquaintance.

That man is the guy who was knocked out by me in the mist of Shibuya before!

I am not afraid of this.

And the male ghost on the opposite side seemed to recognize me, not only stopped, but the expression on his face changed from ferocious and ferocious to one of surprise.

Why is this little girl who dared to break into her chassis so subtle and familiar?

Although the male ghost is not very smart, he has always followed the principle of bullying the weak and fearing the strong.

Although she stumbled and killed the mother-in-law, didn't she not expect that she could become a ghost after death?When he became a ghost himself, he would no longer be afraid of that woman.

Not to mention the living people who are close to here, every one counts as his nourishment.

The only exception is that he stumbled on the same woman twice before.

Because it was indeed the first time that Ghost Zongheng had been planted in many years (it still hurt), he was very impressed.

It's fine if he didn't see the face just now, but when he saw that she was exactly the same as that woman, only a few sizes smaller, his crotch hurt for no reason.

but……

He rolled his eyes.

Now it's his own place.

It wasn't a dream or anything outside, it was his house, where he was most powerful.

Thinking of this, he couldn't help but have an idea.

He moved, moving in the direction of the girl.

However, faster than him was the girl in front of him.

I saw the girl kicked up and kicked him straight in the crotch.

It was a blow to the soul.

The male ghost suddenly felt his ghost body tremble.

The male ghost trembled and fell down.

It was definitely not a child with the same face, but the female monster herself.

Definitely a monster.

How can a normal human being fight a ghost?How can normal people change their body shape?terrible.

The female monster is horrible.

Seeing that the unexpected blow actually worked as I remembered it, I cleared my throat.

"Don't pretend, you are a ghost, nothing will happen with one kick."

However, after listening to my words, the male ghost became even more rickety, not only did his legs get together tightly.The upper body also shrank like a cooked shrimp.

Only the face barely lifted up.

The previous suspicion with a little fierceness turned into panic.It's hard to imagine that the ghost's pale and numb face can change emotions so flexibly, but the male ghost did it.Not only did it do it, but it was extremely silky.

Even though he appeared as a ghost this time, I also realized very clearly that this man could kill human beings by unscientific means.

But it is probably because I only have the cognition of 'he is the defeated opponent' in my mind, not only am I not afraid of him.On the contrary, he is extremely confident.

If only ghosts were such things.Then I really have a little confidence to do this part-time job.

After all, it is a problem that can be solved by teasing the legs, so what is the difference between it and the gangsters on the street?

So I turned against the customer and sat on the sofa.

"Where's your wife and children?"

I vaguely remember that there was also a woman and a child who appeared with him, and combined with the information I heard from Xia Youjie earlier, I have reason to believe that they are the family that died suddenly in the record.

"He, they..."

The man wanted to say that they didn't have a good relationship enough to stay together, but he didn't dare to say 'I don't know' when faced with the girl's question.I can only answer with trepidation:

"I, shall I look for it?"

The male ghost lowered his pale face full of blood and tears, turned around and was about to leave.

"Slow down." I called out to him.

"And my companions, bring them back to me too."

A small problem like a sudden change of scene certainly doesn't frighten people who are really experienced in battle.

After all, there have been scenes in ghost movies such as 'the door suddenly cannot be opened when someone wants to go out, and the window is suddenly closed when someone enters the room'.

The methods of ghosts and monsters that exist in reality will only be more or less than those of film and television dramas.

Gojo Wu or Xia Youjie not only kept their faces unchanged, but also yawned.

This method is too standard, so standard that they don't even have the idea of ​​motivating them.

Only the male protagonist reacted with the panic that the ghosts hoped to see.

But before he was frightened into hysteria, he was rescued by Gojo Satoru.The host, Yamada, swallowed back the half-scream.

Everyone, I have seen the leader, so it must be safe, right?It's better not to disturb the leader and his companions by making any noise.

Yamada covered his mouth and blushed.

Gojo Wu said kindly:

"It's okay to talk."

"This, is that so..." Yamada subconsciously took out a handkerchief and wiped the cold sweat from his forehead.

"Sure enough, the leader's attack is extraordinary, and all monsters and ghosts are wiped out—"

"That's not true, it's still here."

The man's flattery was abruptly interrupted.

"Do you want to see it?"

"Look, what are you looking at?"

The man looked in the direction Xia Youjie pointed in confusion, and saw a woman with a bluish-white complexion that is impossible for humans, with scars all over her body and a broken neck, breaking her own neck tremblingly, as if I'm trying to get it back to normal.

And beside her legs was a child with dark eyes and no whites.

The child who was supposed to be intimidating was just holding on to his mother's foot, with grievances written all over his body——

Yamada didn't know how he could tell.But I just feel that this child is full of grievances as if he has been bullied.

In fact, it is quite scary, but when I think of standing next to me, the leader and his friends who are afraid of ghosts.

Somehow, Yamada regained a little courage, about the size of a fingernail, to face it.

"Are they the murderers who are going to drown my daughter?"

Hearing his words, the female ghost almost shook her head off after she had managed to break it off.

"What? Is there something hidden?"

These five enlightenments came to interest.

"tell me the story."

"Even if I want to kill someone, I won't do it while the little girl is naked!"

The female ghost said angrily.

"Only that guy is so shameless!"

——That guy, of course, refers to the husband who was killed by her after death.

All right, your family is divided into two factions.

"What about that guy?"

Thinking that Miss Chuanping might be facing danger alone, Xia Youjie frowned.

No matter what, I brought it here by myself, and I can't let people have accidents under my nose.Especially when the other party is still a person without magic power.

"He, he went to find that little girl."

"lead the way."

"Ah oh."

Xia Youjie's and Wujo Wu's voices sounded almost at the same time, but they had two completely different emotions.

Xia Youjie looked at his friend, but saw that the other party was just smiling, showing no sign of worry at all.

"Enlightened?"

"Don't worry."

Gojo Satoru shrugged.

"Xiao Mayou is still very strong - in some cases."

"That can't let her face the evil spirit alone."

Xia Youjie, who has dealt with countless similar matters, knows what kind of virtue that male ghost is without having to meet him.His purpose of taking Miss Chuanping away is also obvious.

"How about we make a bet."

Gojo Satoru's enthusiastic suggestion arrived.

"If I..."

However, before Wutiao Wutiao finished speaking, a man with blood on his face appeared in front of them.

He didn't seem to expect to see so many people at once, and he was obviously taken aback.But at the same time he was relieved.

At the same time, the space that was deliberately separated also returned to normal.

It was as if the curtain had been lifted, and three big living people stood in front of me.

As soon as he saw me sitting on the sofa, Gojo-sensei waved his hand.

"How about it, is it interesting?"

It really looked like a parent asking their child how they felt about an outing—but considering the current situation, let’s forget it.

"Absolutely not."

I shook my head.

This situation can't be called interesting.

Not that scary though.

"Look, let me tell you that Mayou is fine."

Teacher Wutiao turned to look at Xia Youjie beside him.

To be honest, this surprised me a little bit. After all, judging from the context, Xia Youjie seemed to be quite worried about me.

This doesn't look like the style of a cult leader at all.

"Since Miss Chuanping is fine." Xia Youjie ignored the harassment from his best friend, and turned to face the three ghosts, "I'll send you on your way as quickly as possible."

Although there are many people under his command who take pleasure in torturing ghosts, Xia Youjie has no interest in doing so.

The male ghost's expression changed immediately.

He probably understood that he had done a lot of evil, so he didn't beg for mercy like Xia Youjie.Instead, without hesitation, he turned around and rushed at the female ghost and the child, ready to devour them and run away.

Up to this time, he was still that bully and fearful coward.

He didn't dare to go head-to-head with a man who was powerful at first glance, but chose to attack his wife and children who were "weaker than himself".

Just like he did before his death.

The female ghost probably didn't expect him to do this, but just stayed where she was.

The child with the pitch-black eyes might have thought of something, and stared those pitch-black eyes round.

Of course Xia Youjie would not give him such a chance - although even if he succeeded, the male ghost would not cause him any trouble.But if it is possible, why bother with it?

So almost the moment the male ghost moved, he made a move.

The male ghost was immediately bitten by the curse spirit he manipulated.Just as it was about to be swallowed, the girl's voice suddenly sounded.

"and many more!"