Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

In fact, I thought about many possibilities before going out.

For example, I went to the "Conjuration College" they said to visit and study, or I was taken to the library of conjurers to look at the materials and start from understanding the basics.

After all, generally speaking, whether it is learning new knowledge and skills or entering a new workplace, these two processes are almost the same.

He never expected to be brought to the place of this suspicious monk.

Wait, is it called the Astrolabe Sect or the Panxing Sect?

"It's Pan Xing Sect."

I was frightened by Xia Youjie's voice.

Is it mind reading?

"Miss Chuanping is very easy to understand."

Seeing my surprised look, Xia Youjie kindly explained - although this explanation seemed to say that I couldn't hide things.

"So? What is the purpose of coming to me?"

"It's mainly for fun... No, it's to show Xiao Mayou a little bit."

Gojo Satoru took one puff at a time, and quickly ate up all the puffs in the box. He licked the cream on his hand and began to look for his next target.

Do we start with cakes or Daifuku?

"After all, rotten oranges are very annoying. Anyway, they are all the same things. It's not the same whether you go with Gaozhuan or come to you. Jie's commission here is more interesting... a little closer to life."

In Japan, a place full of weirdness, there is never a shortage of places related to mysterious phenomena.

Especially for religions like Xia Youjie who have gained some reputation (even if it is not a good reputation), as long as they sit in the headquarters and wait, jobs will be delivered to their door.

Facing Gojo Satoru's unscrupulous explanation, Xia Youjie just snorted.

"It just so happened that there was a job, and I was going to show Nanako Mimiko to see it, if that's the case, let's go together."

As he spoke, he walked out, without any intention of procrastinating.

"Don't you need to prepare?"

I saw him walking away, as if he was going to the convenience store to buy a drink, and asked subconsciously.

Although I haven't seen a few serious ceremonies, but when it comes to the Two-dimensional version, I'm too familiar with it.

What magic weapon, artifact, prop, ritual circle.

"what to prepare?"

He looks weirder than me.

"Is it something like divine artifact talisman paper?"

Xia Youjie paused after listening, then patted my head and said earnestly:

"JUMP is JUMP, reality is reality."

—I suspect he implicates me, but I have no proof.

"If you want to use artifacts for anything, Japan would have perished long ago."

The teacher Wutiao who came up picked me up, and then walked out with those long legs that make people enviable and jealous.

"There must be props, but we don't need them."

"why--"

I swallowed half of what I said.Because I probably know what he's going to say next.

But it was still a step too late. Hearing my words, Wutiao teacher raised his head as a matter of course and said:

"Because I'm the strongest."

——Damn it, he pretended it again.

Xia Youjie ignored the words of his best friend and just called the driver to pick us up to the scene of the incident.

It was a luxury car that even I, who was not interested in cars, could feel expensive.

Compared with the office bus, it feels more suitable to appear at the entrance of some well-known Rapture Cave clubs.

On the way, Xia Youjie briefly explained the commission.

"A family bought a new house, but after buying the house, all kinds of strange things have been happening."

"Haunted house?"

"Correct."

Hearing my guess, Xia Youjie nodded approvingly.

"Tu cheaply found a black intermediary, and the intermediary concealed the fact that there had been a murder in this house. As a result, the family began to have various problems as soon as they moved in.

First, the daughter of the family was suddenly pushed into the bathtub while taking a bath. If the hostess hadn't heard the movement and fished her out in time, she might be dead now. "

"Then came the hostess, who was pushed down the stairs of her own house. Although she was lucky enough not to be in danger, she broke her leg. The hostess was a little better, but was almost hit by a flower pot that fell from the sky when she went out. .

In addition to these accidents, the family's common testimony is that they have all seen figures and cats meowing at home. "

"Then why don't you go to the temple..."

I muttered subconsciously.

Probably due to inertial thinking, my cognition is still stuck in the 'first go to the official agency if there is a problem'.

For normal social matters, the police should be found, but for such magical matters, shouldn't one go to a formal institution such as Yundashe?

Teacher Wutiao smiled:

"If everyone was as decent as Ma-you, we'd be out of work."

It may sound incomprehensible, but it is often the case in reality.

When encountering problems, people often do not go to the 'formal institution' at the first time, but try to go to the side door to solve it.

For example, if a family member is kidnapped, instead of going to the police, try to find a detective to solve it, or if you encounter strange things, instead of going to temples and churches, you will go to the streets to find the witch.

Therefore, compared with the more formal colleges, the Panxing Teaching Office run by Xia Youjie actually has more personal requests, and the danger is not so great.In other words, it is very suitable for commissioning as a trainee site.

And because there is an urgent need to take the initiative to come to the door, most of these clients are talkative and generous——

Of course, even if it is difficult to speak, they can also make people easy to speak.

The final result is that the money comes in so fast and the remuneration is so rich that even the "genuine professional organization" once hated it.

After all, the former is considered to be the strong side, and the weak should not make demands on the strong.

And the latter is often required to have a service spirit because of the "formal official"——Whenever this happens, people can't help but sigh...

Japan is such a difficult place to understand.

Teacher Wutiao answered my question, Xia Youjie took out a stack of documents and flipped through them twice.

"According to our investigation, living here before that means turning the house into a 'haunted house'. The mistress of the family who was killed by her husband and died tragically at home happened to have a cat."

——How should I put it, this plot always feels a little familiar to me.

I always feel as if I've seen it somewhere.

"Sounds like a gaozi." Gojo teacher's voice suddenly sounded.

"Ah yes! This is it!"

I finally knew where that feeling of déjà vu came from.

"It's not impossible to understand it this way." Xia Youjie was very calm. "In the first place, strange stories and anecdotes are easily associated with similar things, so it doesn't matter if they are understood as Jia Ozi."

"That is to say, there may be men, women and cats in the house?"

"It's four, and that family also has a child—although it's currently judged to be 'missing', there's been no news for so long in the past..."

He didn't say the worst outcome, but we can all understand what he meant.

Although it was a temporary decision to come, when we arrived at the two-story old-fashioned one-family building, the host was already waiting at the door.

Whether it's a mansion covered with green plants that looks gloomy, or a haggard and fearful man in front of him, they are all quite standard ghost movie configurations.

——Even if you are under a lot of pressure to buy a house, you can’t buy a house that looks like a scene from a ghost movie.

When the man waiting at the door saw us, his eyes lit up, and he rushed forward to meet us.

"My lord, you are here!"

I looked at the haggard man who was sweating profusely but still looked forward, as if he had seen a savior, and then looked at Xia Youjie who was smiling and didn't pay much attention to this matter.Can't help feeling very emotional.

Sure enough, these days, only those who have mastered the core technology are uncles.

Whether it is the world of ordinary people or the world of metaphysical people, this principle is applicable.

"Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule... I, I'm so touched, woohoo."

The middle-aged man wiped the sweat from his brow and suddenly burst into tears.

It's a great honor for the leader to come here in person. It's not in vain that he ran out of the company immediately after receiving the call.

He came back from the company temporarily—yes, even if there was such a problem at home, people still had to work.

After all, whether it is moving or treatment, it costs money.So the more this is the case, the more people cannot leave work.

Thinking of the horrible experience he had encountered during this period, the man looked at Xia Youjie with more longing, as if he was looking at his own god.

In this case, he ignored even the weird combination of the opponent's companion being a blind man and a child.

The leader's companion, where are ordinary people?Even a baby is definitely not to be underestimated!

A man with the common surname 'Yamada' opened the door and led us in.

Even if Xia Youjie and Teacher Wutiao's attitudes were quite cold, he didn't take it seriously, and kept laughing carefully and saying thank you.From time to time, he also took the initiative to bring up the matter of remuneration and offerings.

"No wonder the cult is more nourishing..."

I muttered in a very low voice.

"I can hear you."

Xia Youjie spoke without looking back.

"Ah yes! Of course you can hear it." The man who mistakenly thought he was talking to him hastily responded a few more times.

"It's not long since we moved in, and this situation happened before we had time to clean up... So there's nothing to entertain you now. I'm really sorry."

As the man said, the home looked rather rundown.

While the basics are there, they are dated, and probably because of the new move in, the overall look is disorganized.

"My lord, look... yes, is there such a thing?"

the man asked cautiously.

"Yes, not only yes, but also a neat family."

The person who answered was Gojo-sensei.

He raised his hand and built a tent on his forehead, looked towards the second floor, and exclaimed as if he saw something.

"It's been a long time since I saw such a neat family."

I:?

Is this neat or not?

So I looked up too.But maybe because I don't have the talent in that area, I can only see the dimness of the stairs on the second floor without lighting-it really has a 'something seems to appear suddenly' atmosphere.

But something specific is really missing.

"Is it because it's daytime that I can't see it?"

I turned to look at Gojo-sensei, but I didn't realize it until I turned my head.The Gojo teacher who was supposed to be by my side disappeared.

No, not only Wujo teacher, but also the few people who were standing around me were gone.

I was left standing alone in this slightly old-fashioned house.

crunch--

The wind from nowhere blows, and the wooden window sill makes a ****-like sound.

call--

The wind stopped, and it was obvious that a cold breath appeared. The second floor, which could not see anything at first, also appeared the shadow of human lower limbs.