Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

I was angry, really angry.

Today was already a bad day, how can I encounter such a troublesome prank after finally having a happy meal with my colleagues?

The faucet in front of him was still bleeding red liquid, showing no signs of fading.

Angrily, I hit the faucet in front of me with the wooden brush next to me.The faucet that was hit hard by me made a "哬哬哬啦" sound and after a pause, more red liquid gushed out.

I found it annoying, so I thought about closing it first.

In the end, I don’t know if it was broken by me just now. I turned off the faucet, and within two seconds it collapsed and started to rattle, and red liquid flowed out.

I looked at the red liquid gushing out and the red liquid splashed everywhere, and the dirty sink, my already a little unresponsive mind only had the idea of ​​'competition'.

"Did I break the faucet?" I stared at the faucet that kept running, and knocked a few more times in a heartbeat.What if it's just a few more taps?

The faucet did stop again, but then it sputtered more like revenge.

I simply let it continue to flow, found the detergent after I turned around, and poured it around the edge of the pool.

Anyway, wash the edge first.

The red liquid was flushed down by me, but soon I found that the water in the sink was about to accumulate, perhaps because of the congestion of the sewer pipes.In this way, the detergent can no longer be used, and the water must be turned off first.

Although I think that the faucet may continue to flow, and the paint will be washed away after a little more flow, but it is the store's water after all, and it can't just be wasted like this.

So after looking around, I found a rope used to tie cleaning tools and prepared to tie up the faucet.

In order to prevent it from collapsing again, I also specially put the handle of the brush against the switch of the faucet and the position of the faucet, making a double insurance.

Although the faucet was powerful and extremely difficult, I managed to push it back by relying on my extraordinary will and the power of science.

The wooden handle is firmly stuck in the position of the faucet and the faucet switch, so that even if the water washes the armrest of the faucet switch loose, it will not bounce off like before.

"I'll have to talk to the shopkeeper later to see what to do... If I have to lose money, there's nothing I can do about it."

I sighed.

Although someone played a prank first, I was the one who couldn't hold back and smashed the dragon's head.Destroying other people's property is out of the question.

In this way, there is no need to wash the face.

I sighed and took out the wet wipes from my bag, thinking that it would be okay if I didn't wipe it off to wake up.

As a result, when he looked up, he saw a pale woman's face in the mirror.

Her bangs are so long that they cover half of her face so I can't see her eyes.The clothes are as pale as the freshly painted walls.She stayed quietly in the mirror, her body seemed to lean slightly.

Normally, I might be startled, but now that I’m drunk and disturbed by my heart, I can’t even think about it. I only have one thought:

"Wow, this skin is amazing!"

In contrast, the skin of social animals who go to work in the wind and sun all day, and occasionally stay up late to play games and watch dramas is much worse.

"It's white and smooth, and I can't see the pores at all. Although it seems a little dry, but the foundation is good, just replenish water and it can be solved... It's so good." It's enviable. "Where is the image of the model?"

Now technology is really developed, mirrors can be used as screens for advertising.

It's a bit scary to be sensed when someone is standing here. I hope it can be improved.

"Flaws in facial features can be made up with make-up, but fundamental problems are more difficult." I continued to mutter.

Of course, there are a lot of creamy skin foundation tutorials on the Internet, but they all require high skills, and there is nothing better than a natural foundation.

I shifted my position and went to the side.

Well, this time it's my face.

Just seeing my tender face, I suddenly lost the idea of ​​Tchacha.

I didn’t bring any cream or sunscreen today, it’s not doing well anymore, wouldn’t it be a nightmare if I don’t pay attention?

"Speaking of which, Nanye's skin is very good." There are more and more delicate boys, so I won't say things like 'obviously they are boys', but I'm a little bit jealous - obviously they are all social animals, how can there be such a big gap? ? "

"The skin of Mr. Wujo I saw last time seems to be very good."

I suddenly thought of the face that was covered by a blindfold for a third. Although the most important eyes were covered, the exposed skin was still enviable.And the complexion is also very white.

Originally, one white cover three ugliness, plus the skin is delicate, no spots and no pores.

Is this a natural beauty?

"Does it have its own set of maintenance methods..."

I pondered and considered whether to ask the two of them for advice.

Who wouldn't want a little less skin trouble if they could?

Now that I gave up washing my face, I naturally don't need to stay in the bathroom anymore.

In the end, I don't know if it was because of the leak in the house, but it was raining at night, and even the door of the bathroom made me unhappy.

The doorknob seemed to be rusted, no matter how I twisted it, it would only shake slightly, as if someone was competing with me.

Maybe it's the bastard who put paint in the water.Thinking of this, the anger I just went down rose again.

Anyway, if the faucet is lost and knocked, it is not much to pay for one, and it is not much to pay for two.

With this in mind, I turned my head to look for the mop again, and when it came up, it was a smash.

"What kind of prank are you playing!" I stared at the door angrily, "Enough is enough, do you understand? If you play another prank on me, you will die, you know."

"See if I don't grind you into mud and give it to Nanye as flower fertilizer!"

My threats echoed in the empty bathroom.

Maybe my threat really worked. When I stepped forward to twist the handle again, I twisted it very easily.

But probably because I smashed it a little hard before, when I held the handle, I felt as if it was trembling.

...It's not really bad.

I'm a little worried, but from the twisting feel, it doesn't seem like it's bad enough.

As soon as I turned the doorknob and walked out, I bumped into Minano Shuichi who was walking over.

"Are you all right?" he asked.

"It's okay." I shook my head in a daze, not knowing why he asked that, but then I remembered the prank I just encountered in the bathroom, and I couldn't help complaining.

"It's disgusting, how much water is wasted by putting paint in the water."

"Ah, I don't know if I smashed the toilet door." On the way back, I began to regret the impulse just now, "A faucet and a doorknob...it shouldn't be very expensive."

I've only bought replacement bulbs myself, so I don't know the current prices for faucets and handles.But not the whole replacement, should be okay?

"No, I think the owner might have to thank you." Nanye was silent for two seconds, comforting me quietly.

"Thank me for what? Chased the pranksters away?"

Looking back now, that prank was a little too much.

If the person present is not me but a timid girl like Maojing, I'm afraid I will be scared out of my mind.

Thinking of this, I felt that I should not have just scolded, but should have grabbed him and rubbed him on the ground a hundred times.

So I asked Minano Shuichi:

"Did you just see the prankster at the door?"

"No." Minano Hideichi shook his head, "Maybe he ran away after the prank."

"Like the kids ringing the doorbell."

This description is too vivid, I think my blood pressure is going to be full again.

Those stinky brats are too annoying.

But they run fast, and they are small and easy to hide, so they can't be caught.

"If I catch him, I have to give him a kill."

I said viciously.

Izakayas always get busier with each passing night.

When I went back, Quan Kai even chatted with the uncle at the next table.

"I, I'll tell you." The uncle's tongue grew out of drinking, "We have a haunted house there!"

"What the hell is a haunted house? Where do we have demons?"

"What are demons? Haunted houses are scary!"

"Haunted houses are not scary, but monsters are scary!"

Uncle: "Monsters can learn from the astrolabe!"

Inukai: "The haunted house can also be taught by the astrolabe?"

"..." The more I said it, the more outrageous it became.

I rubbed my cheeks, and when I was about to speak, I heard the uncle continue.

"That haunted house can't be solved by the Astrolabe Sect! It was originally a hot spring villa, but it's the haunted house of the haunted houses because the Astrolabe Sect can't solve it!"

"I, our demons, the Astrolabe Sect can't solve it! That's a thousand-year-old monster, do you understand the thousand-year-old monster?"

The dog feeding is obviously not admitting defeat.

...that's enough.

I felt that I couldn't let them continue any longer, so I got in between the two of them.

"Is it almost enough to eat?"

"Ah...it's almost there." Seeing that it was me, Quan Kai seemed to wake up a little.

Then I saw Minano Hideichi behind me trembling all over, as if someone had poured cold water on her, she woke up completely.

The handsome red-haired youth smiled and asked, "What happened to the thousand-year-old monster?"

"No, it's nothing... How can there be monsters in this world? I'm talking nonsense, nonsense hahaha..."

Quan Kai quickly shook his head.

"I, I'm full! Let's go to the next item!" He stood up abruptly.

I looked at him in surprise: "Is there another item?"

"It's rare to come here once. This is Kabukicho! Even if you don't go there, you should go to a KTV or something like that?"

He looked expectant.

"A rare time! Right!"

I think he has a point.

It is a pity to go back immediately after eating after going out after a long absence.So I nodded.

"Then let's go to KTV for a while!" It will definitely be fine after a while!

After eating and drinking enough, we checked out and left.When I was about to leave, I suddenly thought of the faucet that was flowing red water in the bathroom and the advertising mirror that could sense people.

"I don't know who made the prank. The faucet keeps flowing red water. I can't turn it off, so I tied you up. And that mirror, you can pull it for advertising, but it's a bit scary to put a half-length woman there. And since it's an advertisement, at least you should use text to indicate what product it is?"

After I finished speaking, I left a phone call (for claiming compensation from the boss), then turned and left.

So I didn't see the boss's pale face instantly after listening to me.

Kabukicho is always lively at night.Colorful lights dispel the night, making it look like it is still day.

We didn't choose anything specially, so we went directly to the nearest KTV next door.

As soon as he entered the private room, Minano Shuichi's cell phone rang.

"Sorry." When he said yes, he went out to answer the phone.

The red-haired youth leaned against the wall of the escape passage: "What's the matter?"

"Zangma! Are you in Kabukicho?" The person on the phone looked very anxious.

"Yes, what's the matter?" Nanye Shuichi didn't change his expression because of the other person's anxiety, "Let me declare first, it's time to get off work."

"Why are you more than human..." The person on the other end of the phone was having difficulty breathing.

"No, what I want to tell you is that something is wrong, there is going to be an accident in Kabukicho!"