Laugh to death, there are no ordinary people at all

Work in the spirit world is very busy.

Even the son of King Yan Mo couldn't avoid the end of overwork.

But no matter what, there is always some personal time.In particular, the Huangquan Research Institute is a pilot project established by them in cooperation with Urahan Yusuke in the Demon World, with the core of "whether harmless demons can live normally in the world". Pay attention to it.

Especially when a human being suddenly came in through the back door in this place that was originally full of monsters.

——It probably felt like putting an alien in a group of humans.

But considering that it was a human being, it should be called 'human form'?

"Actually, I was not in favor of putting people here from the beginning."

He communicated via video with his subordinates who were working outside through the mobile phone in the spirit world.

"But after all, it's a favor owed by my father, so I can't pay it back."

Thinking of this, Little Hades had a headache.

To be honest, he really doesn't know who is that 'Chuan Ping', who can make his father, who is the king of Yama, owe him a favor.

Looking back, I have to find an opportunity to inquire about it...

Seeing that Little Hades didn't reply for a long time, the subordinates had no choice but to bite the bullet and say, "That, that... Your Highness Little Hades, aren't we going to talk about the incident of monsters hurting people?"

"The monster hurts people? What kind of monster hurts people?"

Little Yama had an expression of 'I don't know what you're talking about'.

"Your Highness!" The subordinate on the other end of the video was about to collapse, "Even if it was the demon fox hiding the horse who violated the rule of 'no harm to ordinary people', it can't just pass by like this."

"Those conjurers won't let it go."

"Then let them settle accounts with the culprit themselves." The baby with a pacifier on his face looked bare, "What's more, we did it to save people."

"But, but..."

"It can't be said that those bastards are human, but our Miss Chuanping is not human?"

Although generally speaking, they all do the work of 'protecting human beings', but the spirit world and conjurers are still different.

For people in the spirit world, as long as they abide by human rules and live well, they will not interfere with the lives of those demons in the human world.

But conjurers are different. Conjurers regard all non-human existences as threats, and also demand that all demons or other existences that harm humans should be executed.

Although it has been a little better in recent years because of a special existence, the old guy still rigidly adheres to those old rules.

Especially now that transportation and communication are developed, those little monsters can hardly hide their identities.

So much so that it is becoming more and more difficult for little demons or half-demons living in the world like Maojing and Inukai.

Hearing what the boss said, the subordinate with the horn on his head took out a handkerchief and wiped his sweat. "That's what it says..."

"Isn't that enough?"

"We are also here to protect human beings." Good human beings who will protect their colleagues!If you don't protect the good people, you still need to protect the scum!

"Can't let good people be hurt by bad people, shed tears and blood?"

"Then, those conjurers..." His subordinates planned to make a final effort.

"Do your best and obey the destiny." The little Hades at the other end of the video sighed: "In case someone really went to find Zangma... always express your condolences politely."

How easy is it to die?If it is true that as long as you don't die, human beings wouldn't create the phrase "life is better than death", would they?And Zangma is a strong man who can embody this word.

Think of those three people who are going to live in hell from now on.

If such a brave man really came to him because of this kind of thing, then all he can do is to mourn politely, right?

The man who answered the phone: "..."

Is it okay to be polite?

After we got out of the police station, we didn't go back to each house to find our mothers, but went out to dinner with the idea of ​​toasting our new colleagues.

The place for the dinner was chosen by Maojing and Quankai.

An izakaya located next to Kabukicho, with a KTV bar and game hall next to it, it can be described as a one-stop food, drink and entertainment.

"I've wanted to come here before."

Inukai looked very excited, and the timid Maojing also had bright eyes.

I gave them both a weird look. "Then come."

We're all adults, so there's nothing you can't do.

"I tend to howl when I get excited..."

Inukai scratched the back of his head with a smile, and said something strange again.

If you like to shout, just say you like to shout, why do you say 'howling'?

Or is this another fashionable new saying among young people?

But it's still cute so it's ok.

Since my stepfather disappeared suddenly, it seems that I haven't played with my friends.

It’s rare that the atmosphere is here today, and I also want to enjoy it after a long absence, so after I sent a message to Lixiang saying that I will return late today and asked her not to wait for me, I happily followed them into the izakaya.

It may be that we came relatively early, and there were not many people in the izakaya, so we chose a corner location and started ordering happily.

"Speaking of which, who is that boy with a pacifier in his mouth?"

I noticed that the boy who went to the police station with us was missing, so I remembered to ask Minano Shuichi.

"You all seem to know him?" To be precise, no one was surprised by his behavior of holding a pacifier, and it seemed to be no surprise.

"His words." Nanye Shuichi organized his words a little bit, "You can treat him as a shareholder."

"Such a young shareholder?" I've always heard that outstanding rich second-generation and rich third-generations would start their own businesses early, but this is the first time I've met them.

"Well, his family is quite strict, so he has to help with things since he was a child." He briefly introduced, "You came late, so I haven't seen him before."

"I see." I nodded, and after hesitating for a while, I still couldn't help asking about the pacifier.

I'm afraid that one day I will accidentally step on a mine.

"That pacifier..."

When Nanye Xiuyi heard the words, the smile on his face became more tolerant: "As an adult, there must be a way to reduce stress."

I understood it in seconds, and I was a little emotional.

Indeed, it seems that the older a person is, the more stressful they are and the easier it is to be interested in something from childhood.

It seems that he is under a lot of pressure.

I stopped mentioning this sad topic, and turned to look at the cat well and dog feed who were full of curiosity about everything around them.

"Haven't you been here?"

Maojing obediently shook his head: "No."

Inukai: "We won't be allowed in...ah, I mean we didn't let children in before."

Not everyone likes to be explored, so I didn't ask, but changed the subject: "Then let's have a good time this time, and just go to get rid of bad luck. It's really bad luck to meet that kind of person."

Quan Kai laughed: "That's right, it's too bad."

Although Maojing is still a little reluctant to let go, judging from her performance of looking around from time to time, she is also looking forward to it.

Our meals came out quickly.

This is the first time I have a meal with my colleagues after I joined the company, so I can't help but feel a little fresh.

Maojing seems to be very afraid of being hot, and eats everything after it has cooled down.

Dog feeding prefers meat, and has no interest in all kinds of side dishes. When it comes to skewers, they just tear off the sticks and swallow them like 'drinking'.

It was Minano Shuichi.

From eating, I can't see the appearance of preference habits at all.

"What's wrong?" He turned his head suddenly.

"It's nothing." I quickly shook my head—I didn't expect him to be so sensitive, and I was discovered after only a few seconds of watching.

"Do you want to eat this?" He took two skewers of chicken from the plate in front of him.

"Ah, yes, thank you."

I quickly retracted my gaze.

"Guest, your wine is here."

The lovely waiter brought the wine.

I looked puzzled: "I didn't want to..."

"It's what I want!" The dog feed has not yet been drunk, but it seems to have begun to get angry. "Why don't you come to the izakaya and not drink? Nekoi also wants to try it!"

"Right, cat well."

Maojing didn't speak, but the little chicken with a small head lit up like eating rice.

I looked at Nanno Shuichi again, only to find that he had already picked up a cup without saying a word.

……Fine.

I also took a glass: "Let's drink less, I'm already very tired today."

I haven't had much to drink in a few years, don't know how it is now.

The last time I had a drink with him was during a college dinner.

I remember that my friends from the same club won the prize, and the few of us met to have fun together, but my memory is only when we toasted together to celebrate.

I have no memory of what happened afterwards, only a friend left a sentence. 'If you can't drink it, don't drink it, and if you want to drink it, you must not be alone'.

It sounds like I was drunk, but seeing that they are just persuading and not strictly prohibiting it, it shouldn't be a big problem.

Thinking of this, I also raised my glass for a long time.

"For our first dinner together! Cheers!"

"cheers!"

Cat wells and dog feeding are very supportive.Nanye Shuichi sighed helplessly, and raised his wine glass.

As soon as the meal was eaten and the wine was drunk, the topics naturally began to diverge.

In addition, the tables around us also began to be seated. With the atmosphere, our table became more and more crowded.

We even played a few rounds with the dice on the table, and the rule is that the lowest number drinks.

I wanted to try to see how Nanye was poured, but after a few laps, except for two drinks in a perfunctory manner, the three of us were all drinking.

——Damn it, is this the person who was favored by the God of Dice in the legend!

After a few cups, the dog food that was particularly aggressive at the beginning became more open, and it looked like it was on the top: "We thought you were also very aggressive at first."

"Where am I so fierce?"

"Didn't you want to feed me chocolate!"

"Ah, that, I want to share snacks with you, you can't eat chocolate?"

"Of course I'm..."

"He's allergic to chocolate."

Nanye Shuichi stood up at some point, and conveniently stuffed a handful of roasted chicken skins into Quankai's mouth.

"Well, I really don't know."

If so, it is no wonder that there is a problem with me.After all, no one will have a good impression of a person who insists on other people to eat food they are allergic to.

"It's okay, you didn't mean to. There are still very few people with chocolate allergies."

"Woohoo." Quan Kai struggled to swallow the chicken skin.

"There's still hair."

"hair?"

"Why do you humans like fox fur? Isn't dog fur bad?"

What the hell kind of topic is this?

However, I am more or less used to the strange way of speaking of my colleagues, and I can continue a few sentences.

"Perhaps because fox fur is smoother?"

"Isn't that cat's hair very smooth!"

"When it comes to suits, there are more dogs and cats! They all need to be touched. Isn't it good to touch cats or dogs!"

I didn't know that he was still a person who would complain to cats and dogs.

"But it's not surprising." As he spoke, he himself weakened. "After all, foxes are stronger."

"Strong and beautiful, there is no way people like it..."

He's leaning against the wall like a dog that's made a mistake.There seemed to be a dark special effect hanging on his body.

I don't know why he turned the topic to this again, so I can only laugh twice.

Probably because I drank too much before, I felt that my face was getting hot, and my head seemed a little confused, so I decided to go to the bathroom.

Rinse it with cold water and it should be fine.

I thought so, and after talking to others, I got up unsteadily and went to the bathroom.

The restroom of the izakaya is not on the bright side, so I crossed a small path and came to the restroom at the end.

There is a big mirror in the bathroom. I stood in front of the mirror and fiddled with my hair before turning on the tap.

As a result, before I put my hand under it, I found that the water gushing out of the faucet was not clean and transparent water, but a red liquid.

The bright red liquid spewed out, if I hadn't reacted in time, I would have gotten my hands on it.

I was a little dizzy after drinking, but my anger suddenly came up:

"Who is so wicked to play pranks here!?"